155. Tell Tale Heart

[00:00:04] Speaker A: Welcome back to Barely dnd, your Sword of Dungeons and Dragons podcast. I am your resident vapid wench, Jackie Butler. Slash Rowena Green bottle. I knew I was gonna get Zach with that. He was drinking a beverage. I have killed rdm. I'm so sorry. [00:00:28] Speaker B: Only do this when I'm drinking whiskey. I'm so awake right now. That was awful. Wow. [00:00:35] Speaker A: So sorry. Today. Yeah, it was bad. Today is the day that will hopefully go down in history one way or another. [00:00:48] Speaker C: So gonna find you, Zach. [00:00:51] Speaker A: Zach got his. His boss shirt on with all of his faces on it of himself. And we have a party waiting in the wings with second episode energy ready to kick some count booty. So welcome. Hello. [00:01:13] Speaker B: Abby. If you want me to wear this shirt to your wedding, just tell me. Micah. Same goes for you. I'll do that for you. All right. The face. Micah said to that. Okay. Yes, Jackie. Nailed it. This is another episode of the Accidental Adventures. Yes, you did have a long rest, Abby. This is. We're starting on the 32nd. Jackie, can you check me on this? But. Yeah, has 32 days, right? I thought it had one month of the year. That's 31. [00:01:45] Speaker A: It had. No, it has third. Where's my sheet? It has SIA drone. 32. [00:01:56] Speaker B: Yeah, 32. Excellent. So it is the 32nd. And we'll get to that in a second. This is. This is episode 100. Oh, did we do a letter question? [00:02:05] Speaker A: No. [00:02:06] Speaker B: Do we have one? Do we want to just get into it? Oh, yeah, get on Micah. [00:02:09] Speaker C: Yeah, let's just get into it. [00:02:12] Speaker B: Okay. Wow. It's a boss fight. We're not wasting time. But not a boss fight. This is for the note taking nerds. Episode 155 of the Accidental Adventures. The Telltale Heart. [00:02:23] Speaker A: Oh, Edgar Allan Poe in the house. Sorry, I'm a really big fan of you guys. [00:02:32] Speaker B: I was talking to him. He's a big fan of you. Okay, well, let's just get to a boss fight, shall we? This is a level 14 adventure. The date is 34.88 post birth Sihadron.32nd. It is the last day of the month. Is the last day before the last month of the year. I was not muted. Did the mic pick up that fart? Or was it. [00:02:58] Speaker A: Yeah, it did. [00:03:00] Speaker B: It did. It did. [00:03:01] Speaker A: I heard it. That was Hoffa. [00:03:04] Speaker B: That's incredible. They did the mic did pick it up. Hoffa walked into the kitchen, turned around, turned her butt toward me, and farted as loudly as she could. Now it's forever preserved on recording for a podcast. Hope it never Gets perfect for each other. We really are perfect for each other. We're made for each other. Well, I can't even remember what I was DMing anymore. That made me so happy. Okay, without further ado, let's get into the session. Fun. Guys, it is the 32nd. You all have had a full night's rest. Before we do anything, could Everybody roll me D20s? [00:03:40] Speaker A: No. [00:03:40] Speaker C: How many? Just when. [00:03:43] Speaker B: Everybody roll me one D20. That's hurry, buddy. Or buddy. [00:03:49] Speaker A: Oh, crap on a cracker. [00:03:53] Speaker B: Crap on a cracker. That's gross. [00:03:56] Speaker A: Can I add my per diem to this? [00:03:59] Speaker B: If you want to, you could. What did everybody get? [00:04:07] Speaker C: 20. [00:04:07] Speaker B: Micah got a 20 like everybody else. Okay, Buzz got a 19 rough. Good luck. Everybody else, I got a two up. Well, that'll do it. Greta. Greta got stunned silence. [00:04:27] Speaker D: I got a 13. [00:04:28] Speaker B: There it is. 13. Hey, Ro, you had a horrible dream about a fish God. So today your hit point maximum is down rough. Math's hard. You're down 10 hit points. [00:04:55] Speaker A: Love that for me. [00:04:57] Speaker B: So you wake up feeling that way. [00:05:00] Speaker E: Are we trying to keep old around or. [00:05:03] Speaker B: Sorry. Sorry. [00:05:04] Speaker E: Random conversation. Boss battle. Full send. [00:05:08] Speaker B: Hey, by the way, Craig, your friends, weird, but it's the morning of the 32nd. It's chilly with the. Do you guys. How did you get back to the ship without expending a seventh level spell slot? [00:05:28] Speaker A: No, I did. I teleported. [00:05:31] Speaker B: That's right. You teleported back. Awesome. Thank you. Good save. It's the 32nd, the waves. [00:05:37] Speaker A: But then I got to rest. Right? Because of the long run. [00:05:40] Speaker B: Yeah. No, no, we're good. We're good. The DM just got confused because he is a stinky, stinky boy. Is this working? Can you hear it? You all hear sound effects? Yes. [00:05:55] Speaker E: No. [00:05:55] Speaker B: Excellent. It's playing. Yes. You might have to adjust. [00:06:02] Speaker E: You have to turn the volume up. [00:06:04] Speaker A: Everything's. [00:06:05] Speaker B: The party is back on the Corvette. It is a bitter and cold winter morning where you all are sailing. It's about like 19 degrees, where you guys are now 5 or 10 miles off of the Zejian coast. And in this cold morning, eating bitter rations, preparing yourselves for violence. [00:06:24] Speaker C: Kidding me? Are you literally kidding? [00:06:26] Speaker B: To hunt down. I'm not. To hunt down Darren. Alid. What is the party doing? As they do. So. [00:06:36] Speaker E: Here'S what I want to do. I want to call the Countess real quick. [00:06:45] Speaker B: Craig spits up the sending stone, and you have it. [00:06:48] Speaker E: He's been. I give her a ring and I say, I wait for the connection. I want to be. I'm sure Landon is Being expedient. But boss is being incredibly respectful and admirable and using the right names, even if Bland doesn't say them. Zachary. [00:07:08] Speaker B: There. [00:07:09] Speaker A: Sorry, say that again. What were you saying? Hello, Zachary. Am I not. [00:07:18] Speaker B: Is that a little. [00:07:19] Speaker E: Zachary. [00:07:20] Speaker A: What's happening? [00:07:21] Speaker E: I can hear you now. I can hear you now. [00:07:23] Speaker A: Okay. [00:07:24] Speaker B: Okay. Excellent. You were saying thing. [00:07:26] Speaker A: What were you saying? Boss. [00:07:27] Speaker E: Boss is. Boss is being very nice to her and he's calling her. [00:07:32] Speaker A: Okay. [00:07:32] Speaker E: And he's using all the right names. [00:07:36] Speaker A: Okay, I have a question. After Landon is lined up his thing. After he does his thing or whatever. [00:07:44] Speaker B: Boz, you feel the connection form, and you address her as the Countess. Countess Marie Sanglan. [00:07:58] Speaker A: Oh, no. [00:07:59] Speaker B: Quite some time since we spoke. [00:08:09] Speaker E: Yeah, I heard the last part. I said, it's been some time since we spoke. Is there anything else that you said? [00:08:14] Speaker B: Yeah, that was all. That was essentially it. Okay. [00:08:17] Speaker E: I say we made it out of his castle alive. He fled to a safe house. I'm sure I'm using Cliff Notes, but, you know, flood. But I say he fled to a house that collapsed. I'm, like, giving him, like, I'm gonna make sure somebody's knows the deets. And it's like. And now he is stuck on foot in the cold wilderness, and we're gonna go chase him down. Okay, I know his name. [00:08:43] Speaker B: Her response is, okay, her response. [00:08:48] Speaker A: We always knew his name. [00:08:50] Speaker B: Yeah, you've always known his name. But she continues. What? [00:08:53] Speaker E: Says, yeah, never mind. I don't. [00:08:56] Speaker A: Because I called him Darren, but never mind. [00:09:00] Speaker E: I don't say that. Then I thought that was a new village. Never mind. [00:09:04] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. The Countess responds, and she says, I'm glad to hear that someone is pursuing this vile snake. I will try to stay as far away from that as I can. Again, I cannot emphasize enough how much I appreciate your service in all of this, both in fighting this repugnant villain and in keeping me so informed. I appreciate your discretion. [00:09:38] Speaker E: Cuts it off and says goodbye. [00:09:39] Speaker B: Okay. [00:09:41] Speaker E: And then he. [00:09:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:43] Speaker E: Before the next. Before we long rest, he does Heroes Feast. [00:09:47] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Boz. While you all are preparing to go hunt, the countdown say that it's like, early morning. You cast Heroes Feast. And as you do, you are using your chalice. Correct. [00:10:10] Speaker E: Boz fills it up with whatever liquid we have. I'm sure we have some kind of water on the ship as we're all preparing, doing things. And. No, I'm sure he gives what he can muster, and then he takes a sip from the chalice as it kind of evaporates into air. [00:10:34] Speaker B: Heck, yeah. As the chalice. [00:10:37] Speaker E: You guys get the benefits of Hero's Feast. [00:10:40] Speaker B: As the chalice burns away, the mist that dissolves away from it instead coalesces into a massive banquet table just resting in the middle of the floating poor bed. It is filled with every delicious food the characters have ever encountered. Insane honey bread, the best of soups. Maybe this too, depending on how you feel about that video. Foods of boss's homelands from eating it. I'll tell you what, I'll read the step on your toes there. No, no, you're prepare for now. [00:11:17] Speaker E: Basically, for the next 24 hours, anybody who had a disease who's poisoned is cured. And everybody's immune for poisoned and being frightened. For the next 24 hours, all wisdom saving throws are made with advantage. And everybody's hit point maximum increases by 2d10. [00:11:36] Speaker A: And anybody wisdom saving throws. [00:11:41] Speaker E: Yes. [00:11:42] Speaker B: And Landon. Oh, sorry. [00:11:45] Speaker A: I was just gonna say that doesn't affect my condition, does it? Like, it doesn't take that away, but. [00:11:53] Speaker B: Okay, Boss, you can roll two to 10. And everybody get those temp HP, so row, you do get to add those on. [00:12:03] Speaker A: Okay. So that. So that I can. Okay, cool. [00:12:07] Speaker E: So I rolled 14. So everybody gets 14 extra hit points. [00:12:11] Speaker B: Wow, that's great. Now, Ro, this is. [00:12:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:15] Speaker B: Maximum. Remember, HP sits on top of. Yeah. [00:12:20] Speaker A: So, like, if I were. If I were to get hit by fort and take away 14 hit points, then basically I would be sitting where I'm at. Correct. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Thank you. Thank you. Boy. Boy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. [00:12:39] Speaker B: That applies to as well, the party. Each joins in as well. Take some food down to NA and as the party's eating, do they discuss any strategy or having a role play each other or are they just like, no, we know the plane doing it. [00:13:01] Speaker A: I ask Tallow if he wants to stay or go. And no matter what you decide, it's. Sorry, I just saw what Abby posted. No matter what you decide, it's. It's your decision and we're not. We want you to do what you need to do, what's best for you. [00:13:30] Speaker B: The delicious food went a long way for Tello, and for a moment, it almost seemed like. It's such an incredible display of magic from Boz and this moment of. Of relief from the tension of what was happening. It seemed like he had a reprieve. But as you ask the question, the glower seriousness comes back over him. He puts down the food he's eating. He stops, and he thinks. He takes one single furtive glance, kind of Greta's direction, looks at her for a moment and then looks back to you. Rohe takes a breath and he says. I have. I ruined the identity given to me. The good man I could have been. I destroyed. And after I destroyed that, I became with the Council, I was. And I don't want to be that either. The only good thing I have been in years is a fun guy. I just want this nightmare to end. So if it ends with the Count taking my life from me or us taking his, I just want the nightmare to end. I would rather die as a fun guy than live as someone waiting for the Count to come for him. I'm going with you. I. Does the party have any other exchanges or discussions as they finish their m. Any strategy to establish any actions they take preparing themselves? [00:15:43] Speaker A: I Am I going to teleport us? And I guess. Would that be the best way or tree? [00:15:53] Speaker E: I thought we just said on teleport or I could. [00:15:56] Speaker A: I didn't know for sure if that was what we decided. Was it? I'm sorry. I think we discussed it off. Yeah. Will I be able to. Zach, with the information that me square gave us. [00:16:13] Speaker B: Currently, where you're at with the information you have, you would know that you are in the description category now. [00:16:20] Speaker A: Okay. [00:16:22] Speaker B: If you all had a successful scry that would put you in the scene casually territory. [00:16:32] Speaker A: Okay. [00:16:33] Speaker E: Does anybody have scribe prepared or would we have planned that out at a time? [00:16:40] Speaker B: No one specified the day before when they spent the spell slots to travel to the previous location. But if you SCRYED now, you could achieve that benefit. You could also try and use some of the other divinations at someone's disposal if Greta had something similar prepared. But if not, that's the case. [00:17:02] Speaker A: Can you remind me how? Because we haven't done teleport exactly. Like I've only done it exact places. I know. So, yes, basically I roll a D100 and what happens if I don't get in? If I get on target, since it's description, it would have to be between 74 and 100 if I'm off target. What's the difference in off target? Similar. Similar area and mishap. [00:17:31] Speaker B: Yeah. You appear in a random distance away from the destination in a random direction. The distance is 1d 10 times 1d 10% of the distance that was to be traveled. Man, that's complicated. [00:17:46] Speaker A: Yeah, that's why I was like my brain. [00:17:49] Speaker B: Yeah, I started reading that and then I got bored reading it. Yes. Was that a hand raised or. [00:17:55] Speaker E: Yeah. We have one long rest ahead of time. Before we go this. So someone can prepare scry. Because I just cast Heroes Feast. So we're going to go to bed and have time in the morning or after a long rest so we can plan it to where someone has SCRY prepared at that point so that we. [00:18:13] Speaker B: Can have a fur. Sure. You all are aware that the Count is traveling somewhere and has been for days. Part of the urgency that Miscor was communicating was to seize this information quickly. You could give it another 24 hours, but at some point, you will no longer be wandering through the snow. [00:18:36] Speaker E: You said that we had enough time to long rest. [00:18:39] Speaker A: Mm. [00:18:40] Speaker B: And you all took a long rest. That's why everyone prepared different spells. [00:18:44] Speaker E: Wait, I thought I just cast Hero's Feast. I was doing that before we long rested it. [00:18:48] Speaker B: You were casting Heroes Feast the day before. [00:18:51] Speaker E: Yeah. It lasts 24 hours. [00:18:54] Speaker B: Gotcha. That's what I was specifying. [00:18:56] Speaker D: He would be able to use that spell slot sometimes. [00:19:00] Speaker B: On rare occasions. Zach misunderstands what someone says, so. Understood. Hero's Feast was cast on 31st, so on the 32nd. Okay, if someone had us. Did someone have a remaining. Did someone who can cast Gry have a fifth. Fifth level spell slot on the 31st? Okay. Okay. Then you all could have attempted a scry. [00:19:24] Speaker D: I would like to attempt the scry. [00:19:25] Speaker B: Sorry, Landon. I misunderstood. What was communicating. I thought you were heroes feasting the day of. I'm with you now. [00:19:31] Speaker E: Oh, no, no. [00:19:32] Speaker B: Sorry. [00:19:32] Speaker E: No, that makes sense. [00:19:33] Speaker B: Okay. That's also how people often do that. So that was my assumption. My bad. Greta, are you trying a scry that day before on the 31st? Yes. Okay, that is a wisdom saving throw from the Count. [00:19:49] Speaker D: Do I. Hold on. [00:19:53] Speaker A: I would. [00:19:54] Speaker B: Okay. [00:19:55] Speaker D: I have a plus five because I have met him. [00:19:59] Speaker B: That is true. So that means he has a minus five to his save. Is that correct? [00:20:07] Speaker E: If you've met him, he has a plus zero. So. So it's like a neutral. We have to know him well to. [00:20:12] Speaker B: I. Well, that's true. [00:20:14] Speaker A: Familiar. [00:20:15] Speaker D: Do I know the target? Well, dm. Oh, I see. Now I understand. [00:20:21] Speaker E: He did a lot of monologuing in his castle. I would say his whole purpose. [00:20:26] Speaker B: No, no. At this point, I would say he's in the minus five category. I really would. You've had prolonged interaction with him. You've met him in person. You had multiple conversations with him. Him. I would say you're familiar. [00:20:38] Speaker D: Can I. We've done this. Can I sketch picture of his face? Also give me a minus two. Give him a minus two. [00:20:46] Speaker B: I. I would Say at that point, the minus two is less than the benefit of the minus five. You see what I'm saying? [00:20:56] Speaker E: Like, well, they're both together. They're two separate tables. [00:21:01] Speaker D: I do think they stack. [00:21:02] Speaker B: You get the benefit of both. [00:21:05] Speaker E: Yes. [00:21:08] Speaker B: How would you know a target well without knowing their likeness? And how would you firsthand have met a target without knowing their likeness? [00:21:22] Speaker D: Well, I think a likeness is. Or a picture. I think that refers to, like. Read that as like a statue or like a picture of them. [00:21:32] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:21:34] Speaker D: You know, like. [00:21:35] Speaker B: Like that you're using while you do the scry. [00:21:39] Speaker E: Yes. [00:21:40] Speaker B: Okay. You know what? That makes sense. Yeah. Greta, give me an artistry check. We'll call it DC15. Now remember, as a rule in our campaign, when you make these artistry checks to draw you, you are proficient. [00:22:07] Speaker D: 17. [00:22:09] Speaker B: Okay, so that means the count has a minus seven on his spell save. What is your spell save? D.C. greta? [00:22:18] Speaker D: 17. [00:22:21] Speaker B: Okay, if I subtract a seven from what he got on his save, that leaves me with a 21. So as you try to scry upon him. Yeah, he rolled a nat 20. As you try and scry on him, the connection fails and you are rebuffed by his magics. [00:22:41] Speaker D: Worth a shot. [00:22:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Hey, man, you got to shoot your shots. [00:22:45] Speaker A: Did he know we were trying to SCRY on him by that? [00:22:49] Speaker B: Possibly. Who knows? As now that I understand that we were previously talking about preparatory actions from the 31st. Did anyone have any other 31st actions, or are we moving successfully to the 32nd? [00:23:05] Speaker A: I guess we move on to the 32nd. [00:23:08] Speaker B: 32Nd. Now, the morning, the cold morning I was describing on the ship. I see the confusion now. I opened the section on the 32nd. We're only now moving to the 32nd. I'm with. Okay, so 32nd on the ship. Party is preparing. They still have. I mean, you guys could have. That means you guys would have gotten the benefits of Hero's Feast like mid afternoon yesterday. So you guys have like eight hours left on Heroes Feast. You have a bunch of time. So, honestly, more like 10 hours. So is the party taking any actions today? The 32nd? [00:23:50] Speaker A: I mean, if guys, I can just. [00:23:57] Speaker B: Try. [00:23:59] Speaker A: And teleport us there and hope we get on target. Have I? Yeah, I guess. [00:24:27] Speaker E: I mean, Greta, you can try using divine intervention. You really wanted just like one last ditch effort. [00:24:35] Speaker A: Unless. [00:24:35] Speaker E: I don't know if you want to save that later. [00:24:37] Speaker D: Yeah, save it. [00:24:39] Speaker B: Right? [00:24:40] Speaker E: I mean, I think we have to shoot our shot, you know, if things go wrong. [00:24:43] Speaker A: I mean, you don't. Boss doesn't know any trees around there, do you? Like you? [00:24:49] Speaker B: No. You're not in like open snowy fields of legend. Yeah. [00:24:56] Speaker D: Wow. I really thought he had. [00:25:01] Speaker A: How dare you? Okay, well, I guess we just all say a little prayer to the maker and to all of our respected gods and hope that we land where we should. I've never done this before. I'm without knowing before. [00:25:19] Speaker B: Before teleport is cast. One small note. The section on off target is complicated and kind of annoying. Yeah. So I'm going to replace that ruling and make it much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much simpler. If you get off target. Yeah, I'm just rolling. I'm just rolling a D100. [00:25:41] Speaker A: Okay. [00:25:41] Speaker B: And the amount I get on that D100 times 10 is the number of feet you are away from where you meant. [00:25:52] Speaker A: Okay. [00:25:52] Speaker B: That's it. [00:25:54] Speaker A: Okay. [00:25:54] Speaker B: 10 times a D100. That's how far away you are. [00:25:58] Speaker A: Okay. [00:26:01] Speaker B: Obnoxiously complex. [00:26:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:04] Speaker E: Is there anything we can do to help the role? Like what A guidance or a bardic inspiration help or. [00:26:11] Speaker A: I can't bartically inspire myself. [00:26:13] Speaker B: Unfortunately you can. You could. Well, and also this isn't an ability check. [00:26:18] Speaker D: Check. [00:26:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:19] Speaker B: It's just the statistical role for the magic. Now I will say if someone so chose, Ro could add her own, Jackie could own her own. Add her own per diem onto this. And I. I know I said that Landon and Micah had their per diem's, but Jackie, you were here. Your computer just wasn't working. So you have your per diem. Okay. So you could add your per diem onto this if you wanted to. And I would say that if you wanted, if you have inspiration, I would let inspiration apply to this as well. If you rolled the D100 and you didn't like what you got, I would let you spend an inspiration for rebuild. [00:26:49] Speaker A: Unfortunately, I don't have inspiration, but if I'm really close, I may use that. So when I cast this, I'm going to try to like with all the information that Madame Cornall told us. I don't think I would like I or I guess I in role play. I'll ask the party should I try and picture to like for us to land like on top of them or like I don't think it's going to work that way. Like it's a high chance we may not land near them. But just go with what I just try to feel it. Do you guys think? Yeah. Okay. Nods from the rest of the party. Okay. Any. Anyone? Anyone else? Anyone else need to do anything Before I cast this. [00:27:55] Speaker E: Pause, cast four spells. [00:27:58] Speaker A: What? You guys. Four. [00:28:02] Speaker E: Oz cast four spells on himself before we go. [00:28:04] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [00:28:06] Speaker E: Formidable foliage object movement. Yeah, casting spells is a very short thing, Micah. [00:28:13] Speaker C: Well, no, I thought you were just saying you were just expending spell slots for the heck of it as like a joke. Like, did you just. Like I just expend force spell slots. I thought it was silly, but it's not. [00:28:24] Speaker B: We're all good. As you all are preparing for the harrowing conflict, Boz is now wrapped in heavy wood and vines that grew out of the boat. On fire. He's on fire as well. [00:28:35] Speaker A: Nice. [00:28:36] Speaker B: His mind is mentally warded and he is also magically quickened with powerful plants grown around his feet. [00:28:44] Speaker A: I have one just. Sorry, I don't mean to sidetrack us, but just one teensy tiny question. Could I do like a reverse. Not reverse. Whatever I'm trying to say. Could I do a. You know what I'm trying to say, like an insight check to win Madame Me Score said Darren Alid is a weird name. No, no. [00:29:06] Speaker B: That was not only. Do I not think you could make an inside check on that, because that's boarding on. [00:29:10] Speaker A: Okay. [00:29:10] Speaker B: Also, that was two days ago at this point. [00:29:13] Speaker A: I know I meant to do it at the end of last session and wrapping up, so. [00:29:18] Speaker B: Okay, that's okay. [00:29:20] Speaker A: Okay, is everyone readying something? [00:29:28] Speaker C: Yeah, I messaged it in the chat. I'm preparing Cosmic Instrument. Also, can I use. Can I use Bottle Talent to enhance any of my spell casting abilities? Or my Star Splinter? [00:29:44] Speaker B: You can use it on ability checks and saving throws. Attacks are not ability checks, nor is your spell save dc. But if you wanted to up a saving throw right now, you could. Okay. Do you think. [00:30:06] Speaker C: Would it take a whole round to use it in combat? [00:30:10] Speaker B: It's a bonus action to drink potions for yourself. Unless otherwise specified, it is a good. [00:30:14] Speaker E: Idea to drink it now. [00:30:17] Speaker C: I'm gonna go ahead and just drink it now. But I have not decided fully what I'm going to use it exactly on or what saving throw. [00:30:28] Speaker B: I do need you to decide what you wanted to use it on. But how about you think about that while I describe Constitution Const. Okay, you have advantage on Constitution Saber does for the next eight hours. Craig, as you uncork the bottle and as you drink it very quickly, it's. It's quick, a thin liquid and you get a rush and all of a sudden your body feels hearty and strong and powerful to the point that as you hold the bottle in your Hand. You actually crack it in your hand as a jolt of energy goes through you after you drink it. And as you focus cosmic instrument. Do you want to flavor that on how it looks like as you. Cosmically, as you make star splinter a cosmic instrument for the next however long? [00:31:11] Speaker C: I'm just gonna say that a magic silver lining, like, flows in through. In, like, almost like electricity around the. And as it, like, gains damage, it gets stronger and brighter and, like, more like. [00:31:27] Speaker A: Like, your. [00:31:28] Speaker C: Like, hair on your skin will stand up. [00:31:31] Speaker B: You get near it maybe. Maybe even almost the way it looks in the artwork. Huh? Anyway, maybe. All right. With two party members now covered in magic and all shiny, Ro does you cast a teleport? [00:31:48] Speaker A: Oh, gosh, yeah, I guess I do. [00:31:51] Speaker B: All right, everybody. [00:31:54] Speaker A: Cross your fingers. Cross your toes. [00:31:55] Speaker B: Cross fingers, y'. All. [00:31:58] Speaker A: Okay, guys, here we go. [00:32:01] Speaker B: Remember. Remember what Landon said long ago? Just clench your glutes. That's all it takes. Clench your glutes. [00:32:07] Speaker A: I'm crossing my toes. [00:32:09] Speaker B: My glutes are clenched. I'm not even kidding. I'm squeezing my butt real hard. [00:32:16] Speaker A: Oh, that's not good. Oh, that's not good at all. I got an 18. [00:32:33] Speaker B: Results in difficult journey, creature takes 3 to 10. Okay. [00:32:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:44] Speaker B: All right. And you don't have an inspiration. Understood. [00:32:49] Speaker A: I don't. [00:32:52] Speaker B: So. Oh, that's not going to help you out of an 18. [00:32:55] Speaker A: No. [00:32:55] Speaker B: She's deep. [00:32:58] Speaker A: There's nothing. Yeah, bro. [00:33:01] Speaker B: As you are preparing yourself for the spell, you begin playing the complicated array that makes up teleport. It's like, on your loot. You have to break into a solo every single time you want to do it. So you immediately. You take a couple deep breaths, and you. And as you do, the sweat and the nerves get to you, and you just flick one cord wrong. And as the magic fires off, everybody is sucked in powerfully, and the magic becomes virulent and instead deals damage back to you. It deals 3d10 force damage. Wow, that's crazy. I rolled almost, Max. You all take 26 points of force damage. [00:33:44] Speaker A: I'm so sorry, guys. [00:33:47] Speaker B: Okay, and now, Jackie, you're gonna re roll, okay? Or actually, I roll mishap. And the DM Re rolls on the table to see where you wind up. Okay, Y' all cross your fingers. [00:34:08] Speaker E: Well, I. I still have the amulet on that gives me resistance of force damage, so. [00:34:12] Speaker A: That's true. [00:34:13] Speaker B: What? Guys, guess. Guess what I rolled. Guess what I rolled. [00:34:18] Speaker A: I don't want to. I'm so sorry. [00:34:20] Speaker B: I'd send you a picture, but I need it for the battle map on my phone. [00:34:24] Speaker A: Did you roll 100? [00:34:26] Speaker B: I rolled a 74. [00:34:28] Speaker A: Are you kidding? Wait, is that good? [00:34:31] Speaker B: That's. 74 is the first number in the on target range for. For. [00:34:36] Speaker A: Wait, so does that mean that's where we'll go? We'll go, but we take damage. [00:34:43] Speaker E: So hilarious. [00:34:45] Speaker A: That's. I'm so sorry. [00:34:47] Speaker B: I honestly turned out pretty great. That's crazy. Guys. [00:34:53] Speaker E: I rolled a 30 points of damage. That's wild. [00:34:57] Speaker A: Remember Yalls temporary hit points. [00:35:00] Speaker C: We take 30 extra points damage. [00:35:02] Speaker E: No. [00:35:04] Speaker B: A lot of words have been said and most of them should be ignored. At the beginning of the session, you guys gained 14 temporary hit points. [00:35:11] Speaker D: Yes. [00:35:11] Speaker B: You just took 26 points of force damage from the teleport. Subtract the 14 from the 26. The 12 left over is what's getting subtracted from your hit points maximums. So you guys take your temporary hit points are gone. And you take 12 points of force damage. [00:35:27] Speaker E: I only took 13 points of force damage. [00:35:30] Speaker B: Sick. [00:35:31] Speaker E: Because I have the ambit on. [00:35:33] Speaker B: That's true. Yeah, that's true. Okay. Abby has her face buried deep in her hands. Is that just the math face, Abby? [00:35:51] Speaker E: Wow, guys. What a start. [00:35:54] Speaker B: Incredible beginning. Fun, guys. In a wave of power, you all are sucked up. And you swear for just a moment. You all get as. As your bodies are being rapidly compressed by cosmic forces. You swear that you all see like a blur of images from other places before being sacked, sucked back to where you intended to. And the party. I mean, everybody lands face first in the snow. Just not a dignified entrance. Just everybody's just. And as you all wake up. Oh, it's cold. You all have arrived somewhere that's like 17, 15 degrees. It's cold in southern unison. And you all find yourselves in about two feet of snow. I'd like the entire group to roll me a group stealth check. Yes. You guys were already wearing warmer clothing on top of your armor for where you were in winter areas and you knew you were headed somewhere cold. So you all are dressed for this to go ahead and everybody roll me stealth check. Including Tello. I don't mean this sarcastically at all. Remember to use Telos stealth modifier. [00:37:18] Speaker A: I'm having. I'm having a day, you guys. [00:37:21] Speaker E: Y' all want to know how much of a stealth bonus I have? [00:37:24] Speaker B: Huh? [00:37:25] Speaker E: I. I bet it's higher than telos. [00:37:28] Speaker B: What do you have? [00:37:30] Speaker E: 16. [00:37:33] Speaker A: A plus 16. [00:37:34] Speaker E: I have a plus 16 to my Stealth. [00:37:38] Speaker B: Well, that. I think that's the highest modifier of anyone in the party for anything yeah, yeah. [00:37:43] Speaker E: I'm proficient in it, and I have a plus five to my score. And then the cape of the shield gives me a big bonus too. [00:37:55] Speaker A: Well, that's good, because I rolled a five. Rose having a hard time. [00:38:01] Speaker B: Okay. [00:38:01] Speaker A: She didn't like that. She hurt all of us, so she maybe grunted. She fell really loudly. [00:38:10] Speaker E: I did a. I got a 30. [00:38:11] Speaker B: Jeez. I think that's your new highest check. [00:38:16] Speaker E: I just do a dodge roll onto the ground as I fall. I did take less damage, so it. [00:38:22] Speaker B: Was where, Boss, where you fall. Ro falls on top of you. Craig, remember that you roll stealth at disadvantage because you're wearing full plate. I know, I know. [00:38:43] Speaker E: Yeah, everybody has a per DM if you want to use it. I don't know if you want to Save it for your. [00:38:50] Speaker A: I did use it, and I got a five. [00:38:57] Speaker B: All right, y', all, let's do some averaging. 30 man. Boss and Teller are some stealthy boys. [00:39:07] Speaker A: Thank God. [00:39:14] Speaker B: Well, the group averaged a 19. See what the passive perceptions of all of the villains are? [00:39:23] Speaker A: Of all the villains. I love to hear that. [00:39:28] Speaker B: Where the party lands in the snow, you all, like, get up really quickly. Roe. It takes you the longest. Boss, you basically have to peel Roe off of you. Very Three Stooges style. And where you do, you all find yourselves in about six inches of snow. And as you all look up, you can see maybe 350, 400ft away, four figures trudging through heavy snow. The wind is. And none of them have spotted you where actually there isn't harsh wind. I take that back. The snow is just silently falling, and under a dark, quilted sky in what you guys left around late morning, midday. But here, on the other side of the world, it's early evening, and as the bright snow is still reflecting light from the sun behind the heavy, silver quilted boons. Oh, nice. Nice, Micah, nice. Thank you for letting me know. As the light is reflected back up in this strange, ethereal white and silvery tones, of course, rays and fours. I just read four from Micah's message. And I said the word. You all notice that here, as these four figures trudge on determinedly, none of them have noticed you. What is the party doing? [00:40:52] Speaker A: I would. I know if I cast something right now, if they would notice. [00:41:00] Speaker B: You could certainly try. [00:41:01] Speaker A: Could I do a. A strategy check or arcana check, saying they would. Okay, well, everything I cast uses noise technically, right? Cuz I'm can tell. [00:41:17] Speaker D: Sneak attack. [00:41:18] Speaker B: Okay. [00:41:19] Speaker D: What? I'm not sure how. [00:41:20] Speaker B: You're 350ft away. Currently, this party Running up on these fools. Flying over. We're gonna walk up and try and hold hands. [00:41:37] Speaker C: Cuddle cuddle spoon. [00:41:39] Speaker D: How do we. How can we like how do we get advantage? I don't know. [00:41:46] Speaker B: In a flat snowy landscape could be hard. Teller would really only get through gets. He has sneak attack on any attack he has advantage on. So you can consult the player's handbook for what kind of attacks give you advantage. I think if I remember correctly for rogues if they have an enemy. If they have an ally within 5ft of an enemy they have advantage on the attack. But I would verify that. What's the party doing in the middle of the cold frigid. So relays. [00:42:16] Speaker D: He said there are three either way. [00:42:19] Speaker A: 300Ft. So that's. [00:42:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:22] Speaker E: Can I whisper the 300ft away I see Guys I'm. He's. He's going to counterspell us. I think we need to hit. I think one of us needs to do our biggest spell attack right now. Let me plane shift one of the fight the fighter to the lithid realm because it's a charisma saving throw and Baz is saying this in non meta terms and I can just take away one of the bodies from the fight and he can't counterspell us if he doesn't see me casting it. [00:42:45] Speaker A: So how long will it put him in the. [00:42:49] Speaker E: He has to find his own way back. Forever until he gets back here. [00:42:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:53] Speaker E: It's a seventh level spell slot but it will completely remove him from the fight if he fails. A charisma saving throw. [00:42:58] Speaker A: You don't think you should do it on one of the casters so we don't have more magic thrown at us. [00:43:02] Speaker E: There's no casters. [00:43:04] Speaker A: Yes. [00:43:05] Speaker B: He's the only one. [00:43:06] Speaker A: Oh true. [00:43:06] Speaker D: If we do it. No. He would know how to get back. Yeah, we should do it to the fighter. [00:43:11] Speaker E: I want. Yeah, I want to not target the. Are y' all okay if I do that? I think we have to move quickly. Unless somebody else has another suggestion. But we gotta go. [00:43:19] Speaker A: No, that's not. [00:43:19] Speaker D: I think that sounds great. [00:43:21] Speaker B: Craig. [00:43:22] Speaker A: I can't use any spells on them until we get closer so. [00:43:27] Speaker B: Okay. Zachary. [00:43:30] Speaker E: I pull out the fork that is. [00:43:32] Speaker B: Attuned the illithid plane before anything else happens. I would love to verify is the party steadily moving close toward these individuals to get in range of casting spells. How far does currently 350ft away. [00:43:47] Speaker E: Oh you know what I have that is a touch spell. I do not do that. [00:43:54] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. Thank you for letting me know Is the party slowly approaching behind the other group? [00:44:01] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that we can get into spell casting range, I would say. [00:44:06] Speaker B: Or now you are currently using the stealth checks that you have. I'm gonna now, as time is passing, make some perception checks for the enemies. Okay. [00:44:24] Speaker A: Oh great. I don't like that look. [00:44:25] Speaker B: Crazy. [00:44:26] Speaker A: I don't like that look. [00:44:29] Speaker B: One short. All right, you all slowly approach from behind and. Oh well, one more person gets to roll those. Average is a 19 and I rolled a 17. But he only has a plus one. So with an 18, none of you all are noticed. And so in the way that if you know from real life, one of the easiest ways in the world to sneak up on somebody is just where they're not looking. And I mean this group of. This group of four has been traveling for days in one direction. And as they trudge through the bitter snow, the fungi's are just slowly approaching from behind them, quietly moving through the almost silent snowfall of the landscape through this near flat plain. I'm going to go ahead and say that. Oh, also quick note, you guys can tell moving through the snow doesn't affect you boss. This landscape is definitely difficult terrain with all of this snow. So it's half movement everywhere. I'm gonna go ahead and. Would you guys like to specify a distance you get away from the. From the enemies before I show a battle map. [00:45:53] Speaker A: Do we want to do like 60ft, you guys? I'm throwing that out there as a player. I can't hear you, Ebbs. [00:46:02] Speaker D: I can, I can. Well, I have firestorm. That is 150ft and that is each creature must make a dexterity saving Throw or take 70, 10 or half if they succeed. So if we. And that's kind of an area I don't really want to. Could we just. Could we do 150 or do we want to get a little closer? [00:46:26] Speaker A: Yeah, do that. [00:46:28] Speaker E: I don't want them to be able to run away. [00:46:32] Speaker D: Okay, so we want to just do. [00:46:33] Speaker E: 60 and yeah, I think 60 is a good bet. [00:46:37] Speaker A: Is that too close? [00:46:40] Speaker D: I don't think so, no, because we're. [00:46:41] Speaker A: Do y' all want to do like 90? Y' all want to do 90ft? I have spells that do 90. [00:46:45] Speaker D: Let's do 90. Okay. [00:46:48] Speaker A: Because they're spells. Okay, but you have to remember their spell. [00:46:53] Speaker C: Okay, let's start. [00:46:54] Speaker D: Hey, hey. Let's start at 65. That way we're close but they can't reach us with their 60 foot spells. I mean they could if they moved. [00:47:02] Speaker B: So whatever. [00:47:03] Speaker A: I like that. 65. I vote 65, because 2. That's far enough away that stealth, I think still helped. [00:47:12] Speaker D: It could. They could just move forward, but worth a shot. You know, maybe they're done. [00:47:18] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:47:19] Speaker B: Okay. [00:47:20] Speaker A: Maybe they're. Maybe they have bad hearing. [00:47:22] Speaker B: Maybe they're. [00:47:23] Speaker A: Yes. [00:47:26] Speaker B: So as the party approaches steadily within. [00:47:29] Speaker E: 65Ft of them, I just realized I was muted. When Abby does that, I want to cast call lightning as well. [00:47:36] Speaker B: Well, well, well, well. How about I start by showing you the simplest battle map I'm ever gonna show you? Yes, because it's a snowy flat plane. [00:47:43] Speaker A: We'll allow it. I could polymorph one of them into a mouse. [00:47:52] Speaker D: Then they would bite us and give us rabies. [00:47:58] Speaker A: Wow, look at that. Snowy lay on Skype. [00:48:01] Speaker D: So realistic. [00:48:05] Speaker A: We're just being mean, Zach. It looks good. [00:48:10] Speaker B: Okay, hold on. Where is the battle map? Why is everybody. I see it. [00:48:16] Speaker A: We see it. [00:48:17] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. Can you see both sides clearly? [00:48:21] Speaker A: Who is the. Who is the Red Bull T. [00:48:25] Speaker B: That's the count. That's the Red Bull Tab, Abby. Stuck in my DM materials three years ago. [00:48:33] Speaker A: I love that the count is Red Bull Tab. He deserves that. [00:48:39] Speaker B: That's for you, Abby. [00:48:41] Speaker D: He's trash because he's. I remember the podcast is rated PG13 and you remember PG13 movies get an F bomb now. So just saying. [00:48:53] Speaker E: Please don't. [00:48:54] Speaker B: Okay, do with that one. [00:48:55] Speaker D: You will. [00:48:57] Speaker B: That will be the editor's problem. But, you know, live your dream. [00:49:00] Speaker E: I will cut it out. It does not matter. [00:49:04] Speaker B: Okay, so the party is 65ft away. Greta and Boz, you both said you're immediately doing something. [00:49:15] Speaker D: Yes. [00:49:16] Speaker B: Okay, tell me both the things that you do and then everyone roll me Initiative. [00:49:23] Speaker D: I cast fire storm at the seventh level. I would like a little bit of help. Understand. I'm a little confused on the area. The area of the storm consists of up to 1010 foot cubes that you can arrange as you wish. Each cube must have at least one face adjacent to the face of another cube. Cube. I would love to just do it, but I want it to like be facing like the edge to be covering them and the rest to be like towards the direction that they're going. [00:50:05] Speaker B: Oh, really? A really. Yeah. A really easy way of thinking of this is you can make sure all of them are in it and then you can fill this area over here with fires as well. [00:50:14] Speaker E: Exactly. [00:50:16] Speaker B: This is. [00:50:17] Speaker E: This is so crazy. I. I'm really excited to explain what this looks. What boss's part of this looks like after. Because it's going to synergize extremely well. [00:50:28] Speaker B: Awesome. Okay, Greta, what does it look like as you cast Firestorm? Man, the surprise was huge. Here. [00:50:43] Speaker D: I don't know. You can flavor it if you'd like. I don't have any. [00:50:46] Speaker B: Okay. As the party. As the party approaches in the silence of the snow swept landscape, Greta holds her necklace, whispers, and thinks of Bilfrey and Plough. And a rage rarely seen from the small woman flows through her magics as all of the sudden the storm clouds from the snow gather a little bit into a sort of cyclonic shape, if you notice. But the Count pauses and looks up confused for a moment before fire just burns down in a horrible column. And all of them begin jumping in different directions trying to avoid it. This is a dexterity saving throw, Greta. [00:51:29] Speaker D: Yes. [00:51:30] Speaker B: I think it's time to change the music. [00:51:32] Speaker D: Each one must make one. [00:51:34] Speaker E: But when as Boz is doing his thing at the same time, you can. [00:51:38] Speaker B: You can have a readied action. You can have a readied action. Oh, which, which, which means, boss, you could have been readied in action for this so that now that she's done that, you can be doing your action. Absolutely. Because you knew she was doing this. I want to pick a different song. [00:51:55] Speaker E: As this firestorm happens and Greta's like power comes out. It's not a concentration spell. It is a one time thing. And so Boz. So the firestorm happens and this storm is happening above them. Boz casts call lightning and takes control of the firestorm after Greta calls it. And fiery bolts of lightning start just shooting into the ground at them. [00:52:20] Speaker B: Landon, in Dallas, Texas, as you were describing, your lightning storm, a lightning bolt stroke outside. [00:52:27] Speaker E: That's crazy. That's crazy. [00:52:32] Speaker B: Sorry, didn't interrupt your discussion. No. [00:52:35] Speaker E: So this, this, this, you know, for flavor effects. Now this, this storm is going to continue to exist now because it's existing as lightning storm too. But long story short, it's. It's 8d10 damage and they have unless they pass a. Oh, man. Dexterity saving throw. [00:52:55] Speaker B: Okay, so dexterity saving throw. [00:52:56] Speaker D: So they need to make two. [00:52:57] Speaker B: Concentrating on this now, right, boss? [00:52:59] Speaker E: I am, I am concentrating on it. [00:53:02] Speaker B: Okay, so let me roll all the saving throws in the world and then a bunch of stuff is gonna happen. Okay, so I'm gonna start at the top. This is the rogue. Oh my goodness. This guys. So many things are happening. Okay, so fail on the first one, success on the second one. Okay, so if you guys could be rolling damage, that'd be super helpful. Yeah. [00:53:40] Speaker D: George, are you Keeping track of success and failures. [00:53:44] Speaker B: I am. I am. Okay, this is George. Wow. You guys threw so much at me, man. Surprise makes so much difference in a fight. Holy crap. Those are some lucky rolls, y'. All. Abby, what's your spell? Save 17. Okay. Meets. It beats it. He saves and fails against bosses. Fails. And, boss, what's your spell? [00:54:22] Speaker E: Save 19, I believe. Let me see my saving throw. Yeah. [00:54:26] Speaker B: He succeeds. He succeeds with a 20. [00:54:35] Speaker A: Yeah. We just got a severe thunderstorm warning. Was that you, boss? [00:54:39] Speaker B: That's crazy. Landing. You really are an Ouch. An Arch Druid. I just wanted. I almost said an Ouch. Druid. [00:54:46] Speaker A: He's that. [00:54:47] Speaker E: To them. I am. [00:54:50] Speaker A: Ouch. A Druid. [00:54:54] Speaker B: Jack goes dumb. [00:54:58] Speaker E: Oh, that gum. [00:54:59] Speaker B: Okay, guys, that was a huge opener. Huge. Huge. Huge. Huge. Huge. Huge. Huge. Okay, boss, could you give me your. I know I'm doing this in a weird order, but could you give me your lightning damage? 54. 54 damage? That's crazy. All right, and what level did you cast this at, boss? [00:55:34] Speaker E: 7Th. I pumped it all in. [00:55:37] Speaker B: Okay, excellent. Abby, what level did you cast this at? [00:55:42] Speaker D: 7. [00:55:44] Speaker B: Okay, awesome. Wow. We went with the big guns right out of the gate. That's sick. Okay, 54 damage. [00:55:49] Speaker E: You can't counterspell if he doesn't see you, Zack. [00:55:52] Speaker B: Guys, breathe. Thank you. [00:55:56] Speaker D: I was gonna counter spell it anyway. [00:56:01] Speaker E: No, no, I'm not saying you can't. I was just. I was just saying. That's why. Because, like, we got one shot. Everything else is up in the air. [00:56:08] Speaker A: Mom's spaghetti. [00:56:11] Speaker B: Okay, and then. So the Barbarian succeeded. Half of 54 is 27. [00:56:22] Speaker E: No, it'd be an even number. [00:56:25] Speaker B: It'd be. Yeah. [00:56:26] Speaker E: No, 27. I'm so dumb. Zachary. I'm not an accountant. That's. [00:56:29] Speaker B: Hey, that's hard. I'm not here to judge. That's terrible text. That's bad. That's real bad. But incredible. Over. Okay, and then Rogue takes half damage. No, Rogue succeeded. So the road takes no damage. Remember Magic Summer Assault? So the Rogue rolls out of the way of the lightning. And so fire goes down and lightning. I mean, it's just. Just cosmic destruction right here in this spot. The Rogue does some death dodging. The fighter looks awful. Abby, can you give me your damage now? I haven't even subtracted that. [00:57:19] Speaker D: I got a 37. [00:57:21] Speaker B: Okay, 37. So count. Also fill that one. This is a crazy opener, you guys. Okay. [00:57:34] Speaker E: I'm so glad you got to bomb the Mabby. [00:57:37] Speaker D: I know. I was really wanting to, and I'm happy I did. [00:57:45] Speaker B: Then what's half of 37? 18. [00:57:52] Speaker E: 18 and a half. 18 and a half. So that would be 19. Round it up or do you round down. Round down from it. True, true, true. [00:58:04] Speaker B: Okay. Fire, lightning rained out hot death from the sky as it rained down. Everyone's rolling initiative in a second. Before we get to that. This. The land is scorched and burned. All snow in this area is gone. It's just earth beneath. And all of y' all feel the shock with it. It bear down in snow from the incredible power as an arch cleric, as arch priestess and an arch druid, perform some of the most powerful magic available to mortals. And as they burn through this part of the. Of the landscape and lay waste to it, burn from the. From the place. The Count, like, tried to bury himself himself in the snow, but he looked badly wounded. Yeah, no more difficult. You know what, Mike? That's actually a very legitimate point. Actually. Tweet. [00:58:55] Speaker C: I'm so good at that. [00:58:57] Speaker B: You are. This whole area, I'm going to say, is no longer. If you're within these lines, you are not in difficult rain. You guys. [00:59:17] Speaker A: Half feed. [00:59:18] Speaker B: Correct. [00:59:18] Speaker A: Half movement. [00:59:19] Speaker B: I mean, that's incredible, y'. All. That's. That's amazing. Holy crap. Okay, wow. So looks horribly burnt. Looks very badly burned. Which one is okay, there is along with the. I'm only just now getting described him. So the Count is here in his dark robes now, burnt. Has hair burned away hard and stunned and frightened. Over here is a bronze dragon. An immense woman with. I mean, she's huge, muscular, massive individual. She has a huge, huge, great ax on her back. Or no, excuse me, she has a ball. The mall is made from the final column and skull of a different individual that has been plated in meltdown metal and has like runes covered all over it. She also has throwing axes all over her. Incredible. You recognize one of the. She's wearing was Bill Freeze. Over here is a drow person. A thin plated and heavy armor. This individual looks surprisingly unhurt by all the. She looks like she was able to avoid the majority of. Hear me? Can you guys hear me? [01:00:38] Speaker A: Yeah, I can hear you, Abby. [01:00:40] Speaker B: Just can't. And then this individual at the front, a hobgoblin fighter. Broad, barreled chested, massive, large, dark red skin and black hair. He looks horribly injured. He looks really bad. He looks very, very, very, very, very not good. Most of his hair is burned away. He's half bloodied. That's incredible. Every Zach. Yeah. [01:01:08] Speaker E: Abby spell and my spell are two separate attacks. The rogue could have used their act their reaction to dodge abies. But they would not have been able to use a second reaction to dodge. [01:01:17] Speaker B: Mine for uncanny dodge. That is correct. Evasion is for dexterity. Saving throws on area. Got it, Got it, got it. Evasion works eternally. Remember if thermonuclear ball set off 6 inches rogue. But they do a assault real good and pretty. Like they take no damage. This is the rogue. Okay, everyone. Roll me. Initiative. Crazy guys. Crazy. Okay, Got a yes. Plus can you hear us? [01:01:58] Speaker A: Abby? Talking. Talking. We're talking. Hello, Abby. She can't. [01:02:05] Speaker B: Abby. It might be worth if someone wants to message Abby to change her audio output. Something might be wrong with her headphones. Fighters not having a good day. [01:02:21] Speaker E: How much is the per diem again? Zachary? [01:02:25] Speaker B: Correct. [01:02:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:27] Speaker B: Okay. [01:02:30] Speaker E: Bo got a 23. [01:02:36] Speaker D: Actually, no. [01:02:37] Speaker E: 22. 22. [01:02:38] Speaker A: Wait, I can hear you, Abby. [01:02:40] Speaker D: Okay. I don't. [01:02:41] Speaker A: You got a one. [01:02:42] Speaker D: I didn't change anything. It just freaked out. [01:02:43] Speaker E: I got a 22. [01:02:45] Speaker A: I got a 10. [01:02:50] Speaker B: Okay. [01:02:50] Speaker D: What are we rolling? [01:02:53] Speaker E: Initiative. [01:02:54] Speaker A: Initiative. She couldn't hear your gosh. [01:03:01] Speaker B: Craig, do you know your initiative? I could probably messaged it knowing her. Yes. [01:03:08] Speaker D: I got a four. [01:03:12] Speaker B: Okay. Is that for Ro or. [01:03:14] Speaker A: No, that's for Greta. I got a ten. Ro got a ten. Hello. [01:03:19] Speaker D: Got a eleven. [01:03:26] Speaker B: Eleven. Okay. [01:03:27] Speaker E: You said Tello got an eleven. What did. What did Greta get? [01:03:35] Speaker D: Four. [01:03:42] Speaker B: Okay. Amazing. [01:03:44] Speaker E: What did Craig get? [01:03:46] Speaker B: Sixteen. No. Excellent. Okay, then that also means that. Okay, so then it's Craig. Sorry, guys. This is a lot of different characters ordering really fast. What is Tell those Deck modifier. [01:04:22] Speaker D: Four. [01:04:23] Speaker B: Yeah, it's also copy for me too. Four. [01:04:26] Speaker D: Yes. Okay. [01:04:27] Speaker B: Telos first. Yeah. The music's coming through a fan for me. [01:04:36] Speaker A: Yeah, Same. Should we. [01:04:38] Speaker B: I think it's. [01:04:39] Speaker A: Would it help to exit it out and bring it back in or. [01:04:42] Speaker B: No, you can give it. You can give it a try. We can give it a try. [01:04:45] Speaker A: It's just a lot. I didn't. They would help. [01:04:48] Speaker B: Yeah. Pretty rough is. How about the audio of everybody else? Is that okay? [01:04:53] Speaker A: Yeah, the. The audio is good. It's just the music. [01:04:56] Speaker B: Just the music. Okay, let's try this. [01:04:59] Speaker D: Or like pic. [01:05:08] Speaker A: Usually you can't get me with a poo joke, but that was just so out of like. [01:05:16] Speaker C: That was so funny. [01:05:21] Speaker B: Because it's still. Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, choppy. [01:05:25] Speaker C: Really want to kill that person with Bill. Freeze Ax. [01:05:29] Speaker E: Sounds good. The music is much better now. [01:05:31] Speaker A: It does? [01:05:34] Speaker E: Yeah. Completely. [01:05:35] Speaker B: All right. You doing. [01:05:39] Speaker E: Boss calls down to the lightning strike in the same spot. [01:05:43] Speaker B: Okay. It's Just another action. [01:05:47] Speaker E: Yeah, it's not a spell cast. It's just this. It's the existing storm. A bolt of lightning strikes the ground. [01:05:54] Speaker B: Okay. All right. So same round from everybody. The rogue goes. Oh, my goodness. There's so many stats here. A23. So with another incredibly quick backflip. Zero damage. Man, he's not rolling good. Lightning bolts roll for damage again. On the hobgoblin fighter. He's not doing good. Gosh. Barbarians. And not bad. But fails. So he'll also take the damage. [01:06:36] Speaker A: What's your damage? [01:06:39] Speaker B: Fails again. This is crazy. This is an incredibly strong opener. [01:06:58] Speaker E: The full damage is 39 this time. [01:07:01] Speaker B: Okay, 39. All right. So Rogue takes none. Amazing. That's. That's crazy. Landon, y', all, this was the strongest opener you could have possibly had, man. Imagine if you had just turned me score down. [01:07:26] Speaker C: That would have been bad. [01:07:29] Speaker B: Math is Tuffy Wuffsy. Jeez. Okay. As another lightning bolt blasts down into the air, the. The rogue again gets out of the way. The hobgoblin looks like they are at death. He looks like he's at death's door. The. The dragonborn is struck, and they are covered in chars and burns. But as their armor is starting to split in scales are burned up and lifting off of them. They look almost bloodied, and they just stand up with a confident, aggressive, hungry look on their face. The count is struck with another lightning bolt. He looks bloody. He looks charred. He looks crazy. Amazing. Next up in initiative is the famed assassin. Oh, okay. [01:08:22] Speaker D: Of course. [01:08:23] Speaker B: No, no. To be fair, I forget. Boss's turns have six actions. Give me something. [01:08:28] Speaker E: Boss is going to just pull back. [01:08:31] Speaker B: Okay. How far? [01:08:32] Speaker D: Cloak? [01:08:33] Speaker E: What's the range of call Lightning? 120ft. He's going to pull back as far as he can. We're keeping range on the spell and with the big thing being 30ft from the party. And he has freedom of movement, so he can go. And I have 45. [01:08:47] Speaker B: If you're. That. If you're any further back, you're off camera. [01:08:51] Speaker E: Okay, that's fine with me. [01:08:54] Speaker B: Yeah, I can't keep track. [01:08:57] Speaker E: I just want to. I. Okay. [01:09:02] Speaker B: Or not. I mean, no. I just buy record of how far you are. [01:09:07] Speaker E: We can do that if that's fine. I. I just want to get to where they cannot target me. I want to make it as difficult as possible. [01:09:13] Speaker B: If you target me. If you want. If you want, I will take you off the map and we can just write down how far away you are. [01:09:19] Speaker E: Yeah, that makes sense. I can Be. And that's just how many feet off the mat? Just straight. [01:09:24] Speaker B: I just want to be within 30ft. [01:09:25] Speaker E: Of the party, so. So I'm 15ft off the map, right? [01:09:30] Speaker B: Well, actually, okay, if you want to be 30ft away from the party. So here's the party. 5, 10. So here's a party member. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. That actually keeps you on the map, but out of the camera. Okay. So I can see you and I know where you are. [01:09:47] Speaker E: Okay, cool. [01:09:49] Speaker B: Excellent. Okay. Anything else? Pause. [01:09:53] Speaker E: Boss says a quick part of the maker and says, help, please. And then. [01:09:58] Speaker B: Okay. [01:09:59] Speaker A: Please help. [01:10:01] Speaker D: Cool. [01:10:03] Speaker B: All right. Valipola Anik is going to the famed assassin. [01:10:08] Speaker A: It's kind of a cool name. Is that the rogue? [01:10:11] Speaker B: I'm guessing 5, 10, 15. [01:10:17] Speaker A: The rogue, the assassin. [01:10:21] Speaker B: 5, 30. And with assassinate. She has advantage on her first attack. So she's gonna roll with advantage with a hand crossbow to hit row. [01:10:38] Speaker A: Rude. [01:10:40] Speaker B: Not amazing rolls. But I assume a 23 will hit RO. [01:10:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:10:46] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. This is a poison bolt. Oh, great. Sneak attack. [01:10:51] Speaker E: Wait, but we are immune to poison, which is great. [01:10:55] Speaker A: I love you, boss. She doesn't know that. So. [01:11:00] Speaker B: That is 6 plus 9 is 6 plus 9. 15 plus 8 is. Somebody help me. That's 23. Plus 10 is 33. [01:11:24] Speaker A: Oh, my. [01:11:24] Speaker B: 5 is 35. Row. You take 35 points of piercing damage from one bolt. Punches you. Yep. Punches you in the chest. [01:11:33] Speaker A: Holy crap. [01:11:35] Speaker B: And she just. And then she would bonus action hind. But there's nowhere to hide in an open snowy field. So she just confidently takes aim again with the croc with the crossbow reloading. [01:11:46] Speaker A: But I'm not poisoned. [01:11:48] Speaker B: You're not. That's. That's a big deal. It was going to be a possible condition and more damage. [01:11:52] Speaker A: But I am bloodied. Ro is bloodied. [01:11:56] Speaker B: Guys, the hero's feast. Okay. Next initiative is the barbarian Mekrith Ax Eve. The Jadazgan dragonborn is going to. What does she do? She's a skilled warrior. She has some logic. Yes, yes. [01:12:24] Speaker E: She attacks the Count. [01:12:27] Speaker B: That's what she does. [01:12:28] Speaker A: She goes. [01:12:28] Speaker B: Who? [01:12:29] Speaker E: That'd be the logical choice. [01:12:30] Speaker A: These guys are cool. I'm gonna attack the account. They seem really cool. Can I do a persuasion check? [01:12:37] Speaker C: I give her friends. [01:12:40] Speaker A: We all wink at her all. [01:12:47] Speaker C: I command her to kill. [01:12:49] Speaker B: Bad use of the turn right now. What is going to go and Lando? Well, actually, I mean, these characters wouldn't know, so it doesn't matter. It's going to go 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. 35, 40. Actually, yeah, because we have. [01:13:14] Speaker E: It's difficult terrain, though, at that point, she's. [01:13:17] Speaker B: That's true. No, that's true. No, that's true. I was here. 5, 10, 15. Okay, 25, 35. I can go 40. I can go to here. Which does put her in range. She doesn't pull out any weapons. She pulls up her arms. She chants loudly, and fire appears on her arms. And she is going to. As bolts of flame fire out forward from her. And she's going to target Greta. So, Greta, I need a dexterity saving throw. [01:13:52] Speaker E: Yeah, she's the one on death's door, right? [01:13:56] Speaker B: No, she's doing pretty good. [01:13:57] Speaker A: No, the fighter is the hobgoblin. [01:14:00] Speaker D: I got a natural 20 for a total of 22. [01:14:04] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. [01:14:05] Speaker A: Let's go, Greta. [01:14:09] Speaker B: So you're gonna take half damage. Oh, no. Scorching rain. [01:14:13] Speaker E: How does it feel? [01:14:14] Speaker B: I'm. I'm dumb. Sorry. I'm willing to hit. [01:14:17] Speaker E: That's okay. It was still a cool Nat20, Greta. [01:14:19] Speaker B: It was still a cool Nat20. I wrote it down, if that makes you feel any better. [01:14:22] Speaker D: I'm happy. [01:14:23] Speaker B: What's your AC? [01:14:25] Speaker D: My AC is 19. [01:14:29] Speaker B: Okay. So an 18 will miss, but I did crit. [01:14:33] Speaker E: And then. [01:14:35] Speaker B: Okay, I miss with two and I crit with one. So that could have been a lot worse. Make sure I have this right. Yeah, it is basically just normal, actually. Landon's right. Yep. 3. Raise 5. Okay, so that is 6 plus 10. You take 16 points of fire damage, Greta, as a little tiny ball of fire bursts into your chest. The other three go wide as you dodge back and forth, but you're pinned down by one as it hits the ground. And as you hit the ground, this. This horrible warrior woman lowers her arms where the fire is extinguished. She pulls out some of the hand axes from her side, and she just smiles and says, hopefully you provide more entertainment than your friends. Next initiative is Craig. [01:15:40] Speaker A: Okay, Go, Craig. [01:15:43] Speaker B: So I was looking at the splinter bonus action. She rages and sets a little bit on fire. Okay, Craig, your turn. [01:15:55] Speaker C: I couldn't find the distance for Star Splinter. Like, what distance it can do. Was it. You said five times 40. I was looking. [01:16:07] Speaker B: No, its range is not 200ft. [01:16:10] Speaker C: No, but like. Like a five. Like a five square, but like 40. Shooting, like, lengthwise. But it's like. I don't know. It was confusing. [01:16:18] Speaker B: I don't know what these words mean so far. So let's take a. A look. Items. Star Splinter. Guys, organizing your files is everything. [01:16:31] Speaker E: That's why today's sponsor is Dropbox Dropbox enables us to be able to cleanly link our files through the cloud and share things dynamically on demand. [01:16:39] Speaker C: Hey, hey. [01:16:40] Speaker B: Like a five foot wide, 40 foot long line. [01:16:44] Speaker C: That's what I meant to say. [01:16:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:16:47] Speaker C: Takes about five square, but it like, is 40 foot long. [01:16:51] Speaker B: Yes, that's correct. [01:16:53] Speaker C: Okay, so I'm not in range or am I in range? I can't tell. [01:16:58] Speaker B: 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40. You are just in range. [01:17:06] Speaker C: Since I have a cosmic instrument. [01:17:11] Speaker B: Cosmic instrument would apply. Okay. [01:17:14] Speaker C: I am going to use Star Splinter as a ranged weapon with Divine Smite. Hold on, let me figure out what to cast it at. [01:17:27] Speaker B: That's crazy. [01:17:29] Speaker C: Let's just go for the big guns and say at the. Oh, I kind of want to save that for the count, though. [01:17:38] Speaker B: Though. [01:17:38] Speaker C: I'm going to do the third level. [01:17:40] Speaker B: Third level. Okay. [01:17:42] Speaker C: Okay. [01:17:43] Speaker B: All right. So currently we're talking about you have to roll the hit. But currently we're talking about 66 slashing and 2D6 radium. [01:17:55] Speaker C: One of the most powerful weapons. [01:17:58] Speaker B: Yeah, 66 slashing and 2D6 radiant. But then because you're using Divine Smite at the third level level. Oh, my goodness. We do have one of the best weapons in the world. I just realized I did the wrong thing with that character. On their turn. That's fine. We all make mistakes. You have improved Divine Smite. That means you have an extra D8. It starts at 2 D8 at first level. 3 D8, that. Hold on. Yeah, so you're doing it third delo. At third level, you're at 48, but it's 5 D8 because of improved divine smite. So this is 66 plus. Well, the additional damage is radiant damage. Yeah. So this is 66 +2D6 +5D8. Now, my one request is, Micah, please roll the 66 first. Tell me that part and then give me everything else. So go ahead and roll the six. [01:18:59] Speaker C: Well, don't I have to. [01:19:00] Speaker A: There's a giant dragon on our back. [01:19:03] Speaker B: Yeah, roll the hit. Roll the hit. That is true. Thank you, Micah. [01:19:12] Speaker C: I am going to use. I am going to use my. So what is the per DM exactly? Is it like reroll? Or is it like. Okay, I'm. Oh, I'm gonna use my inspiration on this one. [01:19:38] Speaker B: Okay. [01:19:41] Speaker C: Okay, that is a lot better. Does a 24 hit? [01:19:48] Speaker B: Yes, Craig, a 24 will hit. [01:19:52] Speaker C: And just for my fun brain, a 15 would not have hit. Right? [01:19:57] Speaker B: A 15 would not have hit. [01:19:59] Speaker D: Oh, nice, Craig. [01:20:00] Speaker C: This is why we used it. [01:20:01] Speaker B: This is What? We used it. [01:20:04] Speaker C: So roll. Oh, my gosh. All right, one second, one second, one second. 66. That's 16. That's a three. [01:20:20] Speaker B: Nine. [01:20:21] Speaker C: Oh, that's one. [01:20:24] Speaker B: 10. [01:20:28] Speaker C: Two. They got two. [01:20:32] Speaker B: That sucks. [01:20:33] Speaker D: Okay, one second. [01:20:33] Speaker A: One more, one more, one more. Oh, five. [01:20:35] Speaker B: We got a five. [01:20:36] Speaker C: Okay, so six plus three is nine. Plus one. One is 10. 12, 14, 19. So that alone is 19. Damage. [01:20:46] Speaker B: Half 19 is nine. [01:20:51] Speaker C: Why is it halved? [01:20:54] Speaker B: Barbarian. [01:20:55] Speaker A: Right? [01:20:55] Speaker C: Cuz. [01:20:55] Speaker B: Right. Piercing is. But your 2D6 plus your 5D8, that's just. She's just taken. [01:21:06] Speaker C: So 2D6, four. [01:21:10] Speaker E: In the name of the maker, I smite the. [01:21:15] Speaker B: Where the. [01:21:16] Speaker C: It's just one second. One second. Yeah, it's the 12. One second. Where's my ice bag? [01:21:28] Speaker B: It's hard when you have a bag. [01:21:29] Speaker E: The actor that plays Green God, Goblin. [01:21:32] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. [01:21:33] Speaker A: I love him. [01:21:34] Speaker D: I love him. He's so fun. I love him. [01:21:37] Speaker A: Willam Defoe. [01:21:40] Speaker D: Is his name Will? Or is it William? [01:21:42] Speaker A: Willam? [01:21:44] Speaker B: That's. Okay. [01:21:46] Speaker C: So one equals five, and then. And then it's. [01:21:57] Speaker E: For Zach to see it. [01:21:58] Speaker A: That's so good. [01:22:07] Speaker D: You guys seen his, like, photo shoot that he does? [01:22:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:11] Speaker A: His poses. [01:22:12] Speaker D: So funny. I want to be just like him, like it. [01:22:17] Speaker B: Did you in chat. Four plus one equals five. No. [01:22:20] Speaker C: Yeah, because I'm keeping track of my damage, and that was my 2D6. [01:22:28] Speaker D: What movie was that? [01:22:29] Speaker E: So, you know, Micah, if you have to pull out a calc, it's okay. Oh, that calc is short for calculator, by the way. [01:22:35] Speaker C: Oh, you're so funny. I like keeping track of it because I forget things, and it's, like, nice to keep track of what I've done, but. [01:22:42] Speaker D: Oh, Micah has a system. Let's all make fun of Micah for having a system. [01:22:48] Speaker C: So 4 times 7. 7 is. Isn't that 28? [01:22:51] Speaker B: 28. [01:22:52] Speaker C: 28 plus 8 is 36. [01:22:56] Speaker B: 36. Killer radiant damage. Micah. Describe it. Describe to me what it looks like as you bloody this individual. [01:23:05] Speaker C: I'd like to. This is the one with the. That took Bill Free's weapon, Right? [01:23:11] Speaker B: This is the one that took Bill Free's weapon and took both Bill Free and pl's lives. [01:23:18] Speaker C: I. I want to say that the electricity, like, enters my eyes. And remember, I'm using. I'm also using my feature. Where is it? Where is it? [01:23:37] Speaker D: Hold on. [01:23:37] Speaker C: Osmond. [01:23:40] Speaker B: Cosmic instrument. [01:23:42] Speaker C: I can add the amount of. I can add three points of damage. [01:23:51] Speaker B: Yes. [01:23:52] Speaker C: Cosmic instrument, which is a damage type. I can choose. I'm going to choose. I'm Going to. I'm gonna choose it to be fire damage. [01:24:13] Speaker B: Okay. [01:24:19] Speaker C: But it's the fire from the. Like, electricity, like, electricity catches on fire. [01:24:23] Speaker B: That's. [01:24:24] Speaker C: But I'm gonna say that there's electricity like. Like, coming out of my eyes as my wielding my weapon. And it, like, shoots out into, like, blows blades and fractures, and they're all kind of connected by electricity. And I'm gonna say, as it goes out, it kind of wraps around. Like, the shards of it wrap around and circle and kind of, like, entangle her in electricity and then, like, come back to me and, like, rip open her flesh. And I'm gonna say, as I do. As I do that, I'm gonna call out, you'll die by the weapon that you took. [01:25:01] Speaker B: Oh. [01:25:01] Speaker C: And that's what I'll say. [01:25:02] Speaker B: That's sick. Mike has the shards. Slash, fire, and all the electricity, she, like, shakes and twitches. You notice the fire. The extra fire damage you deal. Doesn't seem to affect her at all, really. [01:25:18] Speaker C: Okay, noted. So how much damage was entirely. It was. [01:25:23] Speaker B: I. I recorded it. I got it all. I did it all already. [01:25:26] Speaker C: But how much was it? [01:25:29] Speaker B: Great question. I have subtracted it from the totals. Didn't write down what the total was. Next initiative. Because you gave it to me in pieces, and I wrote it all down, and I subtracted them. Tello is up. What is Tello doing? [01:25:43] Speaker E: Rogue V. Rogue. [01:25:48] Speaker A: Tello. [01:25:52] Speaker D: Is going to run. He. I want Tello to be. Who's the guy? Who's the. The amber guy with the red ring? [01:26:05] Speaker B: That is the Barbarian. [01:26:10] Speaker D: Okay. Tell is yellow, and tell has 35. So I'm gonna. I want him to move 5, 10, 15, 20. [01:26:21] Speaker B: Where? In which direction? [01:26:22] Speaker D: I want him to move within up to 40ft of that guy. [01:26:30] Speaker B: Okay. [01:26:31] Speaker D: The barbarian. [01:26:32] Speaker B: 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40. So do you want him right, like, here? Hold on. [01:26:44] Speaker D: Actually can. So he was right behind Boz. I want to have him move up right next to Boz. [01:26:51] Speaker B: Okay. He's right next to greg. [01:26:53] Speaker D: Yeah. Up one three squares more. [01:27:05] Speaker B: Okay, so team. 10, 20, 30. He can move to here. Difficult train. [01:27:13] Speaker D: Oh, okay. Okay, so 5, 10, 15, 25, 30. So is he within 30ft of the barbarian? [01:27:22] Speaker B: 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Yes. [01:27:26] Speaker D: Okay. I would like to throw his tincture of comboulation. Wait, what action is it? Is it a bonus action to throw a potion? [01:27:39] Speaker B: That'd be an action, but that's sick. Totally forgot about that. [01:27:43] Speaker D: Is action. [01:27:47] Speaker B: Phenomenal. Jackie, are you intending to call me on my phone right now? Because that is what Is filming the battle map. [01:27:54] Speaker D: It's not affecting anything. [01:27:55] Speaker B: Up. Okay. All hell has broken place. [01:27:59] Speaker D: Jackie. Oh, hi, Jackie. [01:28:03] Speaker A: Hi. My power went out, came right back on, but I just wanted to let them know what's happening. Oh, so that's why I was gone. Sorry for the. But I'm joining back. Hopefully the power doesn't go back. [01:28:20] Speaker E: Oh, because. [01:28:30] Speaker C: This is barely be. [01:28:32] Speaker E: Zach, you're muted. [01:28:35] Speaker A: No. [01:28:38] Speaker E: I think you're deafened actually, too. Oh, man. [01:29:01] Speaker B: Okay, can you see the battle app again? [01:29:04] Speaker D: Yes. [01:29:05] Speaker C: This is great, you guys. [01:29:08] Speaker A: Sorry, when did Zach's power go out too? [01:29:13] Speaker B: Can you all see the battle map? Because it's frozen for me. Can you all see it? [01:29:16] Speaker E: Yes, we can see it. Also, Zach, if you just need to take pictures of the map and send it at different points, that's okay, too. [01:29:24] Speaker B: Yeah, let's. Let's not. We'll use the live camera. The only thing that happened was when Jackie called back in on her phone, the call turned my phone's deafen settings off because if you do absolutely anything to the call in discord, it turns off deafen. So then all the audio was looping and feeding back and all that. Okay, so that's. Okay. So what happens with the team? Share of discomfort population. Is there a saving throw for me to make? [01:29:48] Speaker D: The DC is 15 up to 40ft. So the way I understood that was that up to 40ft has to make it 15 or higher to hit. Correct. [01:29:59] Speaker B: Maybe. Is it a DC or is it a roll to hit? I think he's throwing it at a spot, and then there's a dc. Does it say what kind of saving throw? [01:30:06] Speaker D: All it says is Dex. [01:30:07] Speaker B: I'll assume Dex if nothing else. Okay. Dexterity saving throw. Go. Barbarian has advantage on saving throws against things that she can see. The deck save that she can see. That is a failure. What are the effects with a failure? [01:30:25] Speaker D: It's the spell confusion. Cast confusion on all creatures within the range. [01:30:31] Speaker B: Incredible. Okay. [01:30:55] Speaker D: It lasts for a minute. [01:30:58] Speaker B: She now has to make a wisdom saving throw against the confusion spell. I'll assume it's the same DC as the potion. [01:31:07] Speaker E: Okay, I think it's tell's DC this time. [01:31:11] Speaker B: Yeah, well, it's from the potion. True. Yeah, but she sucks at wisdom. She got an 11. [01:31:19] Speaker E: Does rage give you a disadvantage on wisdom saves at all, or. [01:31:22] Speaker B: No, it does not. But this means that now she cannot take reactions. And on her turn each round, she has to roll a D10 to determine what she does. That's. That's phenomenal. Incredible. [01:31:43] Speaker D: Okay, does she have to Re roll that wisdom saving throw or is she just confused for a whole minute? [01:31:50] Speaker B: I think this just. [01:31:55] Speaker D: Yeah, it's. [01:31:56] Speaker B: Yeah, she re rolls each turn but right now she's confused. Okay. Incredible. Amazing. [01:32:04] Speaker E: Confused. [01:32:04] Speaker B: It hurts. [01:32:05] Speaker C: I would like confusion. [01:32:07] Speaker D: I would like to hold on. What's the range on a short? [01:32:15] Speaker A: Oh, 80. [01:32:17] Speaker D: Let me count. Give me just a second. [01:32:20] Speaker B: Well, he has used all of his movement. Are you trying to get him to move again? Because he's used his movement in an action. [01:32:29] Speaker D: So when we're having action dash as a bonus action, he's punning action dash as a bon action. I'm trying to figure out if I want to use that. [01:32:35] Speaker B: Absolutely. [01:32:40] Speaker D: Yes. I'd like to use the dash to get back right next to Craig. [01:32:46] Speaker B: Okay, Understood. Very cool. Tello throws the potion down. It shatters in the snow. We'll say it's hatters in the snow and as it does the fumes come upward. The barbarian takes one confident inhalation and then she stumbles and blinks hard and looks fairly confused. That's incredible. Next up in the Initiative is the first fighter who is doing just awful. He's going to start with a bonus action second wind to try and get some hit points back on him. Cuz holy cow, it has been a bad opener for him and you guys have almost just neutralized him. So he's going to go 5, 10, 20, 30. I guess it's not a lot of other really advantageous positioning there. Range on a spear also. Next up in Initiative, Roe is up next and then, then the count. Then Greta. [01:33:56] Speaker E: I think Rose casting druidcraft in her turn. That's what I think what Jackie wanted to do. If we don't hear back from her in time. [01:34:03] Speaker B: Excellent druid craft it is. He's gonna dash another 10, 20, 30 just to get to here. That's what he's gonna do with his turn because that's what he can do. Just trying to get out of the way of things. That's excellent. Phenomenal. Okay, so now it is Roe. Did Roe leave any instructions or. Jackie, can you hear us? [01:34:32] Speaker A: Can. Can you guys hear me right now? [01:34:35] Speaker B: We can hear you. [01:34:37] Speaker A: Okay, I'm just gonna. Since I can't really see much right now cuz my Internet is rebooting. I am going to. I think I'm gonna cast cure wounds on myself just cuz I don't really know what's going on. And she's bloodied and as she does that, who's closest to Ro right now? [01:35:03] Speaker B: Oh. [01:35:06] Speaker A: As far as allies, Ally Wise. [01:35:10] Speaker B: Hold on. Wait. Is there a thing I just read? Call lightning. You hit one point. Not all creatures under the range. You pick one point. [01:35:26] Speaker A: Lando, can you guys back? You guys? Yes, I think I'm back. [01:35:30] Speaker E: It's one bolt of lightning, but it's been five feet. [01:35:33] Speaker B: Okay, so that first point, I understand how you got all of them. The second. Oh, on your action the next time, you only targeted the rogue. Yes. Okay. [01:35:41] Speaker E: No, I went first in initiative. [01:35:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:35:44] Speaker E: Nobody had moved, and you targeted. [01:35:47] Speaker B: That's why you did everybody again. Okay, cool. I'm with it. Cool. Thank you. Great timing, Jackie. [01:35:54] Speaker A: Yeah, that was. [01:35:55] Speaker B: What did you say you were doing? [01:35:57] Speaker A: I'm so sorry. I don't. Because I was trying to reconnect my router. I don't. Did anything happen to any of the allies or anything? [01:36:06] Speaker B: Boss is right here where you can't see him. [01:36:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:36:08] Speaker B: That's Greta, that's Tello, that's Craig. That's you. Nobody else. And what hits since you got a bolt? [01:36:14] Speaker A: Okay, and what's going on? [01:36:16] Speaker B: This is the Hobgoblin Fighter. This is the Barbarian. This is the Rogue. This is the Count. [01:36:21] Speaker A: What's going on with the Barbarian? Why does he have a circle around him? What circle is that? [01:36:25] Speaker C: Rage. [01:36:25] Speaker B: He's raging. But also Tello successfully confused him. [01:36:29] Speaker A: Gotcha. Cool. I think I'm still gonna cast cure wounds on myself at the third level. And when I do that, I'm going to give. I'm gonna give inspiration to Bardic. Inspiration to Heck yeah. Craig next to me. [01:36:56] Speaker B: Roll that and then describe the inspiration. [01:36:59] Speaker A: Okay. Oh, guys, all my stuff is closed, so thank you. Sorry. Ooh, nice. Oh, my God. I rolled two. I. I did it at the third level, so I rolled two eights. And then. So 16, 17, 18, 19. And then I got 24 points of healing back. And as I inspire Craig, I play a little bit of the fun. Guys, battle cry. To help inspire Craig, Greg lets out a barbarian. Almost. I love cry out. [01:37:45] Speaker D: Nice. [01:37:47] Speaker A: Sick. Okay. I am. Look, Rose looking a little better. She's no longer bloodied, so that's good. Okay. Hope. Fingers crossed. Nothing goes out. Power again. And then I'm going. I don't think I'm gonna move. I think I'm gonna stay right where I am. Yeah. Very good. That's all I can do. Okay. [01:38:15] Speaker B: Okay. Next initiative. And then boss. This was the. This was the point where you centered your storm right in front of the count. Because this was in between all. Sure. [01:38:26] Speaker E: I don't know. I haven't. [01:38:27] Speaker B: I mean, Again, it has to have been. It has to have been because this is how you hit all of them. So I'm gonna put a little point there to say that this is where our storm is centered. It's a hundred feet in any direction. [01:38:40] Speaker E: Yes. [01:38:42] Speaker B: Okay, great. Five. [01:38:45] Speaker E: Let me check. [01:38:46] Speaker B: 10. 15. 20. [01:38:48] Speaker A: Oh, no. [01:38:49] Speaker B: 25. 30. The. The count stumbles backward to the back of the burn area. First thing he's gonna do is pull out, as a bonus action, a potion of. Of supreme healing. [01:39:04] Speaker A: Of course he is. [01:39:06] Speaker B: And chug it. And he's gonna take 8d4 plus 4 healing. So that is going to be. Damn. [01:39:14] Speaker A: Sorry. [01:39:18] Speaker B: Okay, he takes 26 points of healing. Then he. After pausing himself for a moment and dropping the vial on the ground, he's going to look forward and shout over the snow, I wasn't expecting you all at all. But I'm glad you've made it. I didn't want to miss the opportunity to watch you burn. And he's going to lift up a hand and he's going to whisper something into his arm before the fire turns into a little ball in his hand, then just burns right to here. And then as he casts a seventh level fireball right here. I need dexterity. Saving throws from everyone in the party except for Boz. [01:40:06] Speaker C: You kidding me? Me? Are you kidding me? I had bottle talent for constitution. Saving throw. [01:40:12] Speaker B: Yeah, I really should have gone with saving throw. [01:40:17] Speaker D: Zacky, he said, I did not expect to see you, but I'm happy to watch you burn. [01:40:22] Speaker A: Okay, thank you, Dex. [01:40:28] Speaker B: Saving throw would have rolled a lot damage. Yes. De saving throw. Try this again. Better the second time. [01:40:36] Speaker C: Oh, guys. [01:40:41] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay, that's the correct number. Okay. [01:40:45] Speaker A: I healed myself. [01:40:56] Speaker B: Okay. I rolled a lot of ones, so damage could have been better. All right, what were my deck saves? [01:41:09] Speaker E: That's 12D6 damage, right? [01:41:13] Speaker B: Yes, that is correct. [01:41:17] Speaker A: I rolled a 15. [01:41:19] Speaker B: Okay, so that's a failure. [01:41:20] Speaker C: I rolled. I rolled a seven. [01:41:25] Speaker B: Okay, so that's a failure. [01:41:30] Speaker D: I rolled a nine. And teller rolled a 16. [01:41:34] Speaker B: Okay, so that's four failures. All of you take 42 points of fire damage as fire all around you. [01:41:44] Speaker A: I'm so glad I healed myself. [01:41:47] Speaker B: This is all now going to be on difficult terrain. Now, this fire has also burned all the snow away from this location. Excellent. Next up in the Initiative is Greta. What are you doing? [01:42:03] Speaker A: You said 42, right? [01:42:05] Speaker B: 42 points of fire damage. [01:42:12] Speaker D: Let me see. Okay, he is. Is there any way I could move and get within 120ft of him? [01:42:24] Speaker B: Okay, right now you are 5, 1015, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 70, 75, 80, 85, 90, 95, 100, 105, 110, 115, 120. You are currently exactly 120ft away from him. [01:42:43] Speaker D: I'm not the green one. [01:42:45] Speaker B: Oops. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30,35, 40, 45, 50,55, 60, 65, 70, 75, 80,85, 90, 95. You are currently exactly 120ft AWAY from him. [01:43:02] Speaker A: Hey. [01:43:03] Speaker D: Okay, well, in that age. [01:43:09] Speaker B: I'm gonna put them right here so that everybody can still see him. [01:43:14] Speaker D: I'm going to cast Guiding Bolt at the fifth level. [01:43:21] Speaker B: Phenomenal. That's a roll to hit or a deck save. Roll the hit. Right? [01:43:27] Speaker D: That is a range spell attack. Roll the hit. And it's 46 at the first level. And I'm casting it at the fifth level, the second. [01:43:37] Speaker B: Phenomenal. [01:43:38] Speaker D: So, wait, when you cast a spell using a spell slot of second level or higher. So first level, second level. 1 281-2-3,4. So am I correct in thinking that should be 86? We roll a hit first? [01:43:58] Speaker B: Yes, if you roll the hit. Okay. [01:44:07] Speaker D: That is a. That's a 16. [01:44:15] Speaker B: A 16 will just hit. [01:44:17] Speaker A: Ah. [01:44:17] Speaker D: Oh, squishy, squishy man. [01:44:20] Speaker B: Okay, wait. [01:44:22] Speaker E: You're a wizard, Darren. [01:44:24] Speaker B: Wait, wait, wait. Micah. [01:44:27] Speaker C: Zach. I would have used refraction for some of the damage of the fire. [01:44:34] Speaker B: Okay, if you remember next time, you can. [01:44:37] Speaker E: Zack, I can. Can I. Can I say something respectfully? [01:44:42] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, the barbarian forgot to do. Forgot to throw the bomb at you on. On her turn, so I just didn't. [01:44:48] Speaker E: The barbarian also forgot to rage until Craig's turn started and then did it after Micah started her turn. [01:44:56] Speaker B: You know what? That's a good point, Lando. Yes, you may use refraction. Craig, that's a really good point. Legion. Good rebuttal. Grickle. [01:45:10] Speaker D: Am I correct in thinking that it's 8D6? [01:45:15] Speaker B: You are correct in thinking it's 8D6. [01:45:17] Speaker D: Okay, so I'm gonna roll my G6. [01:45:22] Speaker E: Sorry I missed your call, Jackie. [01:45:24] Speaker A: Okay, I just wanted y' all to know why I, like, left randomly. [01:45:33] Speaker D: Let me roll. [01:45:55] Speaker E: Abby, did you target the fighter? [01:45:57] Speaker D: No, I targeted ugly. [01:46:07] Speaker B: Okay, Landon, did it wind up being anywhere within 100ft of the point you. You picked? [01:46:14] Speaker E: What do you mean? [01:46:14] Speaker B: For what? For call. Lightning. [01:46:19] Speaker E: My upcoming turn. [01:46:22] Speaker B: Yes. [01:46:24] Speaker E: I can't see the square. [01:46:25] Speaker B: Super. [01:46:25] Speaker E: Well, the resolution is not. Let me try to guess. I don't know. Are you asking me if anybody's been 100ft at that point. [01:46:36] Speaker B: No, I'm asking you what the. How far away? So the storm has a 60 foot radius. [01:46:46] Speaker E: 60 foot radius? It's 60ft. So it can only shoot out 60ft, but I can cast it 100ft above me. 120ft away. [01:46:53] Speaker B: That's still like almost everybody, though. I think that's literally still everyone. Yes, yes, I. I know what we're saying. 42 damage from the. From the fire. [01:47:12] Speaker D: I did 29 damage. [01:47:14] Speaker B: Excellent. So, Greta, you step forward, you hold your symbol, and as you reach out and fire up the bolt, it fires out toward the count, and when it reaches him, it completely dissipates and does not affect him at all. [01:47:31] Speaker D: Okay. [01:47:34] Speaker B: We'Re back up to the top of the Initiative. Oh, unless you add something else on. Your turn. But, Greta, he looked completely unaffected. The guiding bolt reached him and then just disappeared absorbed into him like the magic evaporated. Boss, you're at the top of Initiative. I assume a lightning bolt. [01:47:57] Speaker E: Yes. [01:48:00] Speaker B: 25, 30, 35. The fighters here. Barbarians here. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40. You can hit any of the four. [01:48:09] Speaker E: I'm gonna hit the fighter. [01:48:11] Speaker B: Okay. [01:48:15] Speaker E: Yeah. Deck save. [01:48:19] Speaker B: Not a terrible roll. And having the worst day. An 18 will not save, right? [01:48:30] Speaker E: It will not. [01:48:33] Speaker B: Attempt. Because this guy's gonna try and live. He's gonna use his one indomitable. Oh, 21. [01:48:44] Speaker E: That'll do it. [01:48:46] Speaker B: Okay, but it's still half damage, right? He still takes damage. [01:48:49] Speaker E: Yeah. So I did 59 that time. He takes 29 points of lightning damage. [01:48:58] Speaker B: You still get him. Boz, how do you want to do this? [01:49:02] Speaker E: I just. I want it to be a very short, fast bolt of lightning, and then he just falls into the snow. Softly. [01:49:08] Speaker B: Phenomenal as the fighter lifts up a javelin. Yet to have done anything in this combat. He hoists up to his hand, lifts to throw it at Tello, and a bolt of lightning just strikes the ground. [01:49:20] Speaker E: Oh, it hits the tip of the javelin. It hits the tip of the javelin. [01:49:23] Speaker B: He raises it up and he just collapses dead. [01:49:28] Speaker E: Then, as a bonus action, I'm gonna cast a. I'm gonna cast a second level healing word on row. [01:49:39] Speaker B: Excellent. Very cool. [01:49:44] Speaker E: You take 2D4. Let me roll 2D4 plus 2 more. [01:49:55] Speaker B: D4. [01:49:58] Speaker E: Plus next, 18 points of healing roe. [01:50:05] Speaker B: Next initiative are two bad guys, and then it's Craig. And then after that, Tello, just as a heads up to be thinking about what you want to do. Phenomenal. Very good. [01:50:16] Speaker E: Don't cluster up. [01:50:19] Speaker B: Awesome turn. Okay, Next initiative are a couple bad guys. So Rogue is going to. We go. [01:50:33] Speaker C: Can't see it. [01:50:36] Speaker B: Oh, you can't? Well, can you see the road there? No. [01:50:43] Speaker D: No. [01:50:43] Speaker B: I'm just going to slide the map this way. See her now? Yes. Haha. Okay. [01:50:50] Speaker C: And we can see boss. [01:50:52] Speaker D: The owls. [01:50:53] Speaker B: Excellent. The Rogue is going to. I could do this again. Can I just do this again? Yep. Crazy. Okay. Advantage Ro will a 21 hit. I'm gonna take that sword. Done. Silent is a yes. [01:51:22] Speaker A: I muted. I'm so sorry. That was a yes. [01:51:26] Speaker B: Let's roll some damage. This is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I need two more. So that is 6 plus 4 is 10. That's 20. I need to roll two more. 23 plus 5. 28 row. Another 28 points of piercing damage as a second bolt into you though you do not take any poison damage, which is again, very good. [01:51:54] Speaker A: The maker. [01:51:58] Speaker B: Good thing Boz decided to heal you. [01:52:00] Speaker A: Rose. Not doing well, guys. [01:52:03] Speaker B: She's an initiative. The Barbarian is going to roll a D10 to see if they can do absolutely anything this turn. A four. That means if anyone wants to keep the confusion table up for me, that could help. [01:52:20] Speaker D: I have it. Creature does not movement or action. [01:52:24] Speaker E: No movement or action. [01:52:28] Speaker B: The Barbarian stands totally still, completely confused. We're going to get another wisdom saving throw. Terrible rain roll remains confused. The Barbarian is useless while confused. Abby, that was the craziest gamble. And it worked. This fight is going so favorably for y'. All. This is incredible. Craig, it is your turn. Tell on deck. After that, then it's row. [01:52:53] Speaker C: Okay. I really want to fight the Barbarian. Are y' all depending on me to go after the count? [01:53:10] Speaker D: I mean, I. I'm afraid he's gonna run away if we don't get him, but I'm. You can do it. You do what you feel. Micah. [01:53:19] Speaker A: Do what Craig would do. [01:53:21] Speaker D: Yeah, well, someone will go after him. We're not gonna. [01:53:26] Speaker C: I. I think I. I think Craig would go after the person who killed Bill. Free and fluff. [01:53:34] Speaker E: That makes sense. I think that's a good choice. [01:53:35] Speaker D: That does make sense. [01:53:38] Speaker C: I think that he is going to do exactly what he had done previously, except this time he's also. Well, I rolled a hit. [01:53:50] Speaker B: How many. How many more charges do we have left? Like it? [01:53:54] Speaker C: I have two more charges. [01:53:57] Speaker B: Okay. Phenomenal. You? Yeah. Yeah, I. I guess it's just the regular roll. Yeah. So roll the hit. Okay. Cuz technically mcth is not stunned. No. Just no movement or actions. [01:54:17] Speaker C: Going to be 28. [01:54:20] Speaker B: Well, Craig, a 28 might hit. Yeah. [01:54:27] Speaker C: So then I'm gonna roll the exact amount that I rolled last time. [01:54:31] Speaker B: Yes. 66 first, please. [01:54:37] Speaker C: One second. [01:54:42] Speaker B: That was caught. [01:54:49] Speaker E: Hey, Zach, since there's like a literal storm of fire above that point, is it and like multiple bursts of like lightning have hit the ground, is it safe to say that there are like some like simmering singes like on stuff like where like especially like the epicenter of where things were hit? [01:55:10] Speaker B: No, because first of all, incredibly hot fire that leaves very quickly can just leave things fully dried. And also There were previously 6 inches of snow before, so I'm just gonna say it's just barren and flat. Also, the fire is very much gone. It was just one column of fire and then it was gone. So Micah 18 was the 66 you. [01:55:33] Speaker C: Have to hate because he's a bike brain. [01:55:35] Speaker B: Okay. [01:55:36] Speaker C: And then eight through eight. And I will make sure to remove this spell. [01:55:39] Speaker B: Sl. Let me know when you have the rest. [01:56:08] Speaker C: I'm getting it right now. [01:56:10] Speaker B: That's okay. [01:56:11] Speaker C: I'm just gonna do that and then do the math. [01:56:14] Speaker B: Sure. [01:56:17] Speaker C: Just copy that. It's like doing that math. [01:56:25] Speaker B: Yay. 38 Gregorford carving through this person. The blades go out again and fly into them. And Craig the barbarian is really starting to look rough. I mean, seriously. [01:56:47] Speaker C: Well, starting to look bad. I want to get the 22 damage that I have stored. [01:56:59] Speaker B: Okay. [01:57:04] Speaker C: They also have plus five that I could add on to that. I. I really just want to like, just really want to kill him if I can. So I don't know if that'll do it. [01:57:19] Speaker A: How bloody? [01:57:21] Speaker C: How bloody? [01:57:22] Speaker B: I mean, she looks. [01:57:24] Speaker C: She. [01:57:25] Speaker B: She looks like she has a lot of toughness left to her, but relative to where she started, she looks very, very wounded. A fourth of her hit points. [01:57:35] Speaker C: Okay. I definitely want to add on the 20, 27 damage. [01:57:42] Speaker B: Do you just get to add that on magically from anywhere on the map or do you need to get next them and use it somehow? [01:57:47] Speaker C: Let me check. [01:57:50] Speaker B: I imagine you probably have to use it near them. [01:57:55] Speaker C: Really? Let me see. [01:57:58] Speaker B: Imagine when you're targeted by a spell, you may expend your reaction when you do so. Refraction absorbs the damage. Once you do so, you may use another reaction in the ensuing window of time to release the sword of energy as a one foot wide beam of energy in a 40 foot long. No way. [01:58:19] Speaker C: So no way I have to be right next to them. [01:58:23] Speaker B: Well, 40 foot line. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40. If you moved one this way you could target her and she'd have to make a deck save. [01:58:46] Speaker C: Not only am I Gonna move one that way. I am going to use that to move, like, away out of. Out of the, like. Well, I'm the blue one. [01:59:00] Speaker B: Oh, you are? [01:59:02] Speaker C: That's okay. I. I definitely want to move, like, away from the group if I can do that simultaneously while I'm, like, casting. [01:59:12] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So do you want to keep going? You want to use all your movement or some? [01:59:19] Speaker C: I. I'm gonna use my movement to exit the field of, like, exit the circle that, like, every. [01:59:27] Speaker B: Sure, sure, sure. [01:59:29] Speaker C: But I don't want to, like, get too close. [01:59:31] Speaker B: You can get to here. [01:59:34] Speaker C: Okay, Okay. I do that. [01:59:37] Speaker B: Okay. [01:59:40] Speaker C: Yes. [01:59:41] Speaker B: Okay. Advantage of deck says you can see I rolled a four and a five. I fail. [01:59:46] Speaker C: Yes. Okay, so that's an extra 27 days on top of everything else. [01:59:55] Speaker B: That's phenomenal. Math is hard. As the line of force damage rages out from you, she, like, starts to move, and it's just knocked on her butt. She's looking pretty rough, Craig. She looks terrible. Scales are falling off. Blood is everywhere around her in the snow. There's a spray of blood all around her from where the blade has carved her and the shield has hit her. That's your action, your reaction and your movement. I assume that's your whole turn. [02:00:25] Speaker D: Okay. [02:00:26] Speaker B: And your bonus action. That is literally all. [02:00:28] Speaker C: Can I just spice it by saying, like, I just yelling out like, I loved them, I loved them. We'll pay or something like that Looks phenomenal. [02:00:39] Speaker B: What's Tello doing? Tello, then row. [02:00:43] Speaker D: Hello. Is. So who's this white circle? [02:00:47] Speaker B: Yes, this is the other rogue. Bribe her. [02:00:52] Speaker D: Okay. Scary. Okay, Tell's going to move to her. He's going to move to the square, like, directly diagonal to her, but right outside of the. The circ. [02:01:14] Speaker B: Right here. [02:01:15] Speaker D: One more down towards me. Sorry, One more to the left here. Oh, I down one or up from you? Up one from you and to your right and to your. To your right. Oh, your left. I'm sorry, I don't know. Which way is your left? [02:01:41] Speaker B: Yes, really hard on the camera right here. [02:01:46] Speaker D: That is where I want to be. So 5, 10, 15, 20. Am I within 20ft of her? [02:01:52] Speaker B: Yes. [02:01:54] Speaker D: Okay, I would like to throw my other tincture of discombobulation. I have two. Now I have zero, but because I'm within 20ft. Wait. Okay. DM. This is. This is in. This is what you typed in Tello's channel. It says desk check DC10 up to 20ft. It doesn't make sense to me that the DC would go down when I'M closer. [02:02:24] Speaker B: It does not make sense. I don't understand. Let's do it differently. Let's. Okay, okay, you're differently. [02:02:31] Speaker D: It was DC before 1540. It was 15 at 40. Now I'm at 20. [02:02:36] Speaker B: Yeah, this doesn't make any sense. Instead of reducing the DC, let's increase it. How about DC17? Actually do this. Do this. Greta, do this. Roll a D4. Whatever you roll, we add on to the DC really chaotic. [02:02:54] Speaker D: Can you. Can. Can you look at what you typed in the channel and scale it based on that? [02:03:01] Speaker B: On Intello's channel, you could make it a 19. But. Okay, let's look wherever this is, because. [02:03:11] Speaker D: I think it's here. I'll just copy and paste it times two. [02:03:14] Speaker B: Two small glass vials of cloudy, clear glass. Liquid cast confusion. DC 10 up to 20ft. DC 15. This is the DC for Tello to throw it in the right place. Place. [02:03:27] Speaker D: Okay. Okay. [02:03:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:03:30] Speaker D: You want. [02:03:31] Speaker B: So tell the 10 on a dexterity check. Or. [02:03:34] Speaker D: Or. [02:03:35] Speaker B: Or we could do it the other way. We did it. Up to you. [02:03:37] Speaker A: I. [02:03:38] Speaker D: Can I do it with pillow throwing it? [02:03:41] Speaker B: Sure. So he just needs to beat a 10 on a dexterity check. Not a dexterity saving throw, but a dexterity check. [02:03:47] Speaker D: Okay. Just a straight Dexter. [02:03:49] Speaker B: That makes so much more sense. [02:03:51] Speaker D: It does make more sense because it's about the skill. [02:03:53] Speaker B: When you were doing it earlier, I was like, that's how I rolled it. That's crazy. [02:03:58] Speaker D: I want to get back to. Okay, I rolled a 16 plus 4. So a dirty 20. [02:04:10] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay, so Tello successfully throws a bottle at a place. It shatters. Now I need a saving throw from the rogue. Yes. [02:04:19] Speaker D: Wisdom saving throw. That's the spell of confusion. [02:04:23] Speaker B: Okay. [02:04:23] Speaker E: Not Dex. [02:04:25] Speaker B: Not dex. That's a good roll. What was the dc? [02:04:38] Speaker D: There's not a DC for the spell confusion. [02:04:41] Speaker B: There is not. We're gonna go back to 15 because that's what I said earlier. Looking back, that's a little strong, but who cares? I wasn't clear. She got a 20, so she is unaffected. [02:04:53] Speaker D: Okay. Okay. Well worth the shot. [02:04:56] Speaker E: Does the glass cut her at all? There's, like, the glass shattering. Yes. [02:04:59] Speaker B: Yes. And she gets a fourth of a hit. Point of damage. Except that she's a rogue. So she reduces that to nothing. And instead she actually gained 20 hit points in three levels. Okay. [02:05:08] Speaker E: A new kill drops. Did you take any damage? No. [02:05:12] Speaker B: And she reflects it back to you all. And then she goes, why don't I get more action? Economy. What? I'm just kidding. Any bonus action from Tello? [02:05:21] Speaker D: Yes. He's going to bonus action. Dash away. Can I just go straight to your left. [02:05:33] Speaker B: This way. [02:05:34] Speaker D: Right, sorry. The other way. [02:05:37] Speaker A: Towards the rogue or away. [02:05:41] Speaker B: Okay. [02:05:42] Speaker A: Like towards Boz. That direction because of snow. [02:05:47] Speaker D: That works. [02:05:48] Speaker B: Awesome. [02:05:50] Speaker D: That's his turn. [02:05:51] Speaker B: Okay. Phenomenal. It is you, bro. [02:05:56] Speaker A: Okay, I'm gonna do something. Okay, I'm really sorry, guys, but I'm gonna have to kill myself because Ro is looking really bad. So I hate that I'm not helping, but I have a plan. [02:06:14] Speaker B: Sometimes this is what you got to do in combat. [02:06:17] Speaker A: So I'm gonna cast cure wounds on myself. Oh, heck Yeah. I get 32 points of healing, which is good. [02:06:43] Speaker B: Nice. [02:06:45] Speaker A: I said 32. Right. Guys, we're back up to just bloodied. [02:06:53] Speaker B: Look at. [02:06:53] Speaker A: Look at us. And as a bonus action. [02:06:59] Speaker B: Nothing. What are you saying? [02:07:01] Speaker A: I. I said I'm back up to bloodied. And as a bonus action, I'm gonna do something a little random. [02:07:09] Speaker B: Okay. [02:07:10] Speaker A: And I'm going to take the potion of invisibility I have. [02:07:16] Speaker B: Okay. [02:07:17] Speaker A: And then I'm gonna use my movement, and I have a plan if I can make it happen, guys. But Rose going invisible, and then I'd like to move. I have. So where I'm at in that circle is regular movement, right? So I'm gonna move out of that circle, like around Tell. Like, I'll go, like, behind Tello, and then can I go any further from that? [02:07:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:07:55] Speaker A: How much further can I go? Or to. To more. To the side instead of back? No, to the other side. I'm sorry. [02:08:05] Speaker E: To move away from the rope. Right. [02:08:06] Speaker A: Further out. So, like right there and then further, like. [02:08:11] Speaker E: Like here, away from the rogue, right? Oh, no. Towards the rogue. [02:08:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Because I'm invisible, so I'm gonna try something. So that's. That's. That's what I'm doing. And I'm invisible. And Rose. [02:08:26] Speaker B: Phenomenal. Okay, we have an interesting dilemma here. [02:08:39] Speaker A: I don't like that. [02:08:44] Speaker B: Yeah. At this point, as everyone disperses, I think that's the best move. Okay. As the Count's forces dwindle, you watch a manic energy appear in his eyes, even from so far away. And he just shouts, now, now, don't go. We're just starting to play. And another line of fire is going to appear on his fingers, and he's going to. And he's going to blast an eighth level fireball right here. So I need a dexterity saving throw from Boz and Greta. Eighth level is Zachary. That's good. Took a time for that. [02:09:37] Speaker E: Also, I have resistance to fire. Damage. [02:09:44] Speaker B: That's a lot. Once again. [02:09:45] Speaker C: Oh, we can't hear you, Abby. [02:09:48] Speaker B: That's very frustrating. [02:09:49] Speaker D: It's a dexterity saving throw. [02:09:51] Speaker B: Dexterity. [02:09:53] Speaker D: Yeah. I have 15. [02:09:58] Speaker B: 15 is Greta bloody saves. Greta fails. [02:10:03] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm super bloodied. [02:10:07] Speaker B: Okay, well, I've. I've started by rolling four ones, so that's not a great opener. Okay. Bad opener. Let's see if we can do better. Okay, that's fine, I guess. Okay. Okay. Kind of disappointing that the eighth level fireballs did less than the seventh level, but whatever. [02:10:47] Speaker C: Oh. [02:10:51] Speaker B: No. Okay, that is going to be 39 points of fire damage to Greta. [02:10:56] Speaker D: How many? [02:10:58] Speaker B: 39. That's a. What's a quarter of 39? [02:11:03] Speaker E: A quarter. [02:11:04] Speaker B: No, that's right. Cuz you saved and then. [02:11:07] Speaker E: That's right, cuz I saved. [02:11:09] Speaker B: That's right. [02:11:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:11:10] Speaker B: Res. [02:11:11] Speaker E: So that's. [02:11:12] Speaker B: So that's ten. Nine. [02:11:14] Speaker E: That's nine. [02:11:14] Speaker B: Cuz we round down. Okay, so give me a. A constitution statement though. You just need to beat DC10N. That's eight, six. Okay. [02:11:32] Speaker D: Greta's down as always. He's what? [02:11:40] Speaker E: 18. [02:11:42] Speaker B: 18. Boss saves. We do use constitution on lightning bolt. She is down. [02:11:46] Speaker D: She's just unconscious. [02:11:48] Speaker B: Greta's unconscious. [02:11:51] Speaker D: Sorry, guys. [02:11:56] Speaker B: Oh, well, I wasn't using that. Now I feel stupid. Happens to the best of us. Then the pound. The count's the pound. The count's going to go 5, 10, 15, 20. [02:12:10] Speaker A: We can't see him. [02:12:14] Speaker C: Is he running away? Bro. [02:12:17] Speaker B: All right, now it's Greta's turn. Greta, could I get a death save? [02:12:27] Speaker D: Oh, that's a four. [02:12:30] Speaker A: Okay, how do death saves work again? [02:12:34] Speaker E: Three less than 10. Dead three more than 10. Stabilized. [02:12:38] Speaker A: Okay. [02:12:41] Speaker B: You have one failure. [02:12:42] Speaker D: Yes. It's like if I. Basically, if you roll two, you're dead, right? [02:12:50] Speaker B: No, you have to fail three or succeed three. [02:12:53] Speaker D: Okay. So I can fail two and then succeed three. [02:12:58] Speaker B: Okay, we go to the top of initiative again. Boss, it's your turn. What are you doing? [02:13:05] Speaker E: Boss is going to call down the lightning on the. I want Craig to be able to kill him, but I want to. [02:13:13] Speaker C: Go ahead. It's okay. Go ahead. Literally, go ahead. Just get him out. [02:13:16] Speaker E: All right, I'm gonna call down lightning on the barbarian. So deck saved. [02:13:21] Speaker B: Saving throw visual. And then it doesn't matter when you z, roll an 8 and a 2. Jeez, these rolls are terrible. But I. I mean, how surprised am I? Yeah, it's an 11. It's a failure. [02:13:36] Speaker E: Oh, my gosh, Zachary, that's crazy. [02:13:39] Speaker B: Yeah, I have, I have. I just want to point out really quickly that other than the Barbarian for one, I have failed every single saving throw I have rolled. Or the. The. The rogue has. Has saved two saving throws and everything. Every other saving throw has been a failure. But say 51, you said yes, man, you're rolling phenomenally. Okay, barbarians up, but looks awful. [02:14:06] Speaker E: Then my first level healing word. Greta. Okay, so that is D4. [02:14:15] Speaker B: Okay. Up. [02:14:20] Speaker E: That is 16 points of healing. [02:14:28] Speaker D: Wait, so does that heal me? [02:14:31] Speaker E: Yeah, you're back up plus 16. [02:14:33] Speaker D: 16. Okay. [02:14:34] Speaker A: Okay. [02:14:41] Speaker E: And I want to run towards the count, but strafe around towards the barbarian with my 45ft of speed. [02:14:52] Speaker B: Okay. Freedom of movement means you're not affected by difficult terrain, right? [02:14:57] Speaker E: That's correct. [02:15:06] Speaker B: 45. Am I doing this correct? [02:15:08] Speaker E: That's right. [02:15:12] Speaker B: Okay, sick. All right, now the rogue is gonna go. The rogue knows her assignment. She's gonna go 10. 15, because that's three. And she's gonna load the crossbow. Oh, shoot. Okay, that's a crit. Okay, somebody to do some narration. I have a lot of dice to roll. [02:15:57] Speaker A: Wait, who's doing what he aiming it at? Are we supposed to know or. [02:16:02] Speaker B: She's shooting. Greta. [02:16:04] Speaker D: Oh. [02:16:07] Speaker C: Great. [02:16:11] Speaker B: Oh, I'm getting that queasy feeling as DM again. Okay, Focus Act. 1018. [02:16:23] Speaker D: What's the rule? What's the rule about instant dying? Google it. [02:16:34] Speaker B: 39 plus 5. That's. Guys, help me out. [02:16:39] Speaker E: 44. [02:16:40] Speaker B: 39 plus 5 is 44. Okay, so I rolled 14, but it's 8, so I need to roll. 44 plus 6 is 50. So we're at 55. Greta, you take 60 points of piercing damage as a bulge straight into your chest. Greta's unconscious. Go past her hit point total. So she's just unconscious, right? [02:17:15] Speaker D: Yeah. Oh, Greta, like, gets blasted by fireball, and her old, like, fire wounds open up again. And then she feels like some. Some wonderful, like, honeyed magic, and she's like, oh, and then. [02:17:32] Speaker B: And then, Greta, you. Did you. No longer. You stand up before another bull puts you back down in the snow? [02:17:38] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah. [02:17:41] Speaker B: The barbarian is gonna roll a D10 to see if she can do anything on her turn. She's not gone in this combat. [02:17:49] Speaker D: You said it was 61 damage from. [02:17:51] Speaker B: She has no moves and takes no actions. [02:17:53] Speaker A: Greta's saves reset, right? Because she got up and then she got back down. [02:17:59] Speaker B: What a good question. What a good question. [02:18:02] Speaker E: Jack. Jackie. [02:18:03] Speaker A: No, I'm saying they should, right? [02:18:06] Speaker E: I think nobody was asking. [02:18:08] Speaker A: I. [02:18:09] Speaker B: Death saves do reset. Okay. [02:18:13] Speaker D: How much damage was the. Zach, I want to keep track in case I get more damaged 60. Okay. Awesome. [02:18:25] Speaker B: Okay. All right. [02:18:27] Speaker E: Sorry. [02:18:30] Speaker B: Wisdom saving. Throw another eight. Good. I don't think I'll save any saving throws this combat. Very fun. Next up is Craig. Glad my barbarian could do. But hey, that's combat. [02:18:41] Speaker C: I just realized that. Godspeed. Give me Dari save. Fun fact. [02:18:51] Speaker B: It does. It does. [02:18:53] Speaker C: Yeah, it does. [02:18:54] Speaker B: It is an incredible powerful magicka. [02:18:56] Speaker C: Yeah. So it is only a bonus action. [02:19:01] Speaker B: Sick. [02:19:02] Speaker C: I can just summon it. [02:19:05] Speaker B: Micah, I want you to know earlier I read a feature and realized I should have been rolling one of the characters. Saving throws advantage on everything and wasn't. I feel you. Cool. [02:19:15] Speaker C: Yeah. So I am going to. This is when it's really hard. I'm summoning the wings. I just. I don't know if I want to fly towards account so he doesn't get away. [02:19:41] Speaker B: Certainly try. I. Yeah. [02:19:45] Speaker E: All your heart, Craig. [02:19:47] Speaker B: Do it. [02:19:48] Speaker C: I can only get 60ft with flying. How far would that get me? [02:19:58] Speaker B: Realistically, 5, 10? Realistically 35, 40. 45, 50, 55, 60. You get to you. [02:20:12] Speaker C: Okay. And if I go to the ground, can I still use my, like, movement of walking and running? [02:20:19] Speaker B: Yes, you can. You can. Oh, to dash with wings, you use your full action with wings. [02:20:28] Speaker E: Because then he can't run away. Because then he gotta take an opportunity attack. You just won't get attacked this turn. Oh, my headphones are dying. [02:20:37] Speaker B: Oh, no. We get you all the way to him. [02:20:49] Speaker C: And I do bottled talent again. [02:20:57] Speaker B: I'm gonna say you have the one. I have three. [02:21:03] Speaker C: I have three vials. [02:21:11] Speaker B: Well, actually, it's. It's a bonus action to summon the wings, right? [02:21:16] Speaker C: Yes. [02:21:18] Speaker B: So it's a bonus action to drink potions. You've already used your bonus action to summon the wings. [02:21:23] Speaker C: And then I use my whole action to dash. [02:21:26] Speaker B: Well, is that what you're doing? Are you. Are you dashing? [02:21:31] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm not letting him get away. [02:21:34] Speaker B: Amazing. Craig, do you want to describe or do you want me to do it? [02:21:41] Speaker C: Can I. Can I describe it? [02:21:44] Speaker B: Yes, please. [02:21:48] Speaker C: The electricity almost, like, shoots like the wings. Like, I don't know, he's just covered in electricity. He's just covering electricity. I'm gonna say, as he starts to fly, the wings are like, making a thunder sound as the lightning around him is, like, in the right. So, like, as. It's like shooting, like, in the sky. It's making thunder waves and thunder sounds and. Can I just. Oh, I don't want, like a consequence, but I do want to flavor it where, like, he kicks the barbarian a little bit in the head just enough to, like, tap him as he's flying away. [02:22:27] Speaker B: I love it. I love it. Yes, sure. [02:22:31] Speaker C: And then when he gets down to the count, he's going to land and it's going to make that, like, earthquake thunderous, like, sound as the wings, like, come to a final. Like, that's awesome. [02:22:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:22:44] Speaker C: But he's going to keep the wings on, obviously. [02:22:47] Speaker B: Gotcha. [02:22:47] Speaker C: But you know what? You know what? Oh, no. [02:22:53] Speaker B: I need to be on the ground. It's a metal gorget that you wear on top of your armor. So, Craig, as you go to summer it, you squeeze star splinter. You win. You whisper the. I think it's like, ve or something. And all of the different metal strips of God speed as the electricity pulses across them, they all. And they split and they fly backward and expand into the metal wing. And his wings move to either side, pulsing with electricity. Like you said, they. Every time the wings beat the snow parts away from you and like, rolling, thunderbolting across you go by. You kick the barbarian in the head. She stumbles over as you land in front of the count and all snow flies up around him and shields his face with his sleeves. Rose on deck. What's telegun Rose up after that? [02:23:59] Speaker A: We can't hear you. [02:24:01] Speaker B: We cannot. This is the way. We still can't hear Abby. I wonder if that's. [02:24:11] Speaker D: Hello. Okay. Okay. Hello. Is going to load his crossbow and shoot at the. [02:24:35] Speaker B: Okay. [02:24:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:24:40] Speaker D: What? [02:24:41] Speaker B: Hold a hit phone, brother. Here for me, brother. [02:24:45] Speaker D: Man, that is a 12. Does a 12 hit, does it? [02:24:52] Speaker B: A 12 will not. Okay, so tell. It loads bolt and the. The rope just quickly reacts and moves to the side. [02:25:02] Speaker D: Yeah, no, she's a cool cat. So I want to move diagonally towards you and also I want to move diagonally towards the barbarian. One, two, three. [02:25:19] Speaker B: Or I can accidentally shoot and tell moves at a lateral speed at 300 miles an hour hard. [02:25:34] Speaker A: He took the dash action to heart. [02:25:36] Speaker B: 30. He could go to here. [02:25:39] Speaker D: Let's take him one back just to be like, a little quirky. Okay. Thank you. [02:25:45] Speaker B: Excellent. [02:25:49] Speaker A: Can I get. Okay, I'm abandoning my plan. Can I get to. Can I get to Greta in. [02:25:57] Speaker D: Sorry. [02:25:58] Speaker A: Can I. No, I. I'm. I. This is the way I heal. I heal. Can I get to Greta? [02:26:05] Speaker D: The death magnet? [02:26:06] Speaker A: No, I just mean I. I healed. This is all I've done this battle, but that's all I do. So that's okay. I'm okay with it. [02:26:14] Speaker B: 30. [02:26:15] Speaker A: You can get to here if I use my whole. Well, okay, let's see. I'll. If I Do that. What'd you say? [02:26:28] Speaker B: I. I kind of made a face at you, and I shouldn't have. I'm sorry. I went like. [02:26:33] Speaker A: I'm gonna. Because if I die, if I use my whole action, then I can't cast. So I guess. I guess I'm just gonna stay there for now. And I'm not. I'm not gonna do anything else because I don't want them to know where I'm at yet. Because the moment. [02:26:53] Speaker B: I'm gonna stay right there. [02:26:56] Speaker A: No, I'm gonna stay right there because in my next turn, I have regular movement. Right. So I'll be able to get to her with normal movement, Correct? Yeah. So I'm just gonna stay there so that I'm still not. So we're not packed together, and I'm not gonna cast anything because invisibility will drop. So I whisper, I'm on my way, Greta. And she's unconscious, so she doesn't hear me, but. [02:27:27] Speaker B: Excellent. Next up in Initiative is the Count. [02:27:32] Speaker C: Okay, wow. [02:27:32] Speaker B: From in front of you, from in front of you, Craig. The Count looks down at you. We've landed in front of him. And as you look at him, Craig, you're so close to him, you can see wounds all over him. You see charred parts of his clothes and burned hair. As you look at him, you see at his fingertips, Craig. And he's wounded. He's badly wounded. His fingertips. At the end, there's keratin sharpened into points. They're claws. At the end of his fingertips, go. Some of the damage he has done, it's hurt him. There's a ring on his hand here that's partially cracked. [02:28:16] Speaker A: Oh, I thought he had it on purpose. [02:28:18] Speaker B: At the base of some of. Where his. His collar comes up to his neck, there's a little bit of fur. And where you are in front of him, he grabs you by the caller of your gorget, pulls you close, and he goes, you dumb animal, you. You've made the right choice. You've made none at all. All you've done is damned your friends. Just what you did. The fool's on your boat. And as he talks, his incisors are canines. What holds you close to him. His eyes getting to yours. He lifts up a hand and he doesn't touch you. He holds. Holds his hand by your head, points it past your shoulder and says, be close to me as your friends burn. And he's going to use his last seventh level spell slot. No, no, he'll use his nine spell slot. [02:29:16] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [02:29:17] Speaker B: And he's gonna put a N level fireball right here. I need Greta, you auto fail. I need Telloz to make Dexter saving throws. [02:29:39] Speaker C: I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. [02:29:43] Speaker A: Can I use. I have a question. Can I use my reaction to do protective wings? [02:29:53] Speaker B: Are you within five feet of anyone? [02:29:55] Speaker A: Well, I can do it. No. But I can do it on myself. [02:29:59] Speaker B: Oh, then yes. Does that. That increase your ac, right? [02:30:03] Speaker A: You grant a bonus to your AC equal to your proficiency bonus against that attack roll. Does that? [02:30:10] Speaker B: Yeah. So this is a dexterity saving throw. [02:30:13] Speaker A: Oh, so it doesn't matter D has it or. No, because it's a savings girl. Okay. [02:30:28] Speaker B: Okay, Boss, you save. [02:30:37] Speaker A: I got a 16. [02:30:46] Speaker B: Okay, fail. GR fails. And then I need tell up. I can't think. I'm getting really stressed out. 12. So that's 14. Okay. 7. That's fascinating. What did. What did Teller get an 11. Okay. Teller fails. No, remember, Greta, like Landon is asking. It's 11 rogue. That Tello is. He can use evasion. If he fails, he has half damage and he succeeds. He takes none. So he's going to take half. Okay, everyone right here takes 50. Fire punch. [02:31:55] Speaker D: Can he use uncanny dodge? [02:31:57] Speaker B: He cannot. But he can use evasion. So this means that first of all, what did he get on his saving throw? [02:32:04] Speaker D: 11. [02:32:06] Speaker B: Okay, so that means that he takes half. He takes 27 points of fire damage. Boss, you take a quarter of 54. 13. Okay, go ahead and make a constitution saving throw. DC 13. [02:32:24] Speaker A: I am. I'm not down. I have four hit points. But my question is, does the invisibility fall? Out of curiosity. [02:32:34] Speaker B: It's a spell. So you're not concentrating because you haven't taken an action that means that you have not. [02:32:43] Speaker A: So yeah, 20 on my. [02:32:46] Speaker E: On my. On my concentration. Save ZACHARY. [02:32:48] Speaker B: I mean 55. The is. This is episode 155. Absolutely everyone except for boss's really bad day. Boss is having a phenomenal time. So Row has four hit points. Tello and Greta are down. Greta, when you take 54 damage, you automatically fail. Two death saving throws. Okay, so you are down. Two death saves. Okay. [02:33:24] Speaker A: Did you say down like Tell's unconscious. [02:33:29] Speaker B: Tell us unconscious. What you get on your roll. Pause. [02:33:35] Speaker E: I got a natural 20. [02:33:37] Speaker B: No, what you get on your table. [02:33:40] Speaker E: I got a. I got a. I'm sorry, I'm just having a. This is crazy. I got a three. Okay, which means that I can use some or all of my walking speed the next time I Move to teleport a space I can see. [02:34:00] Speaker B: Phenomenal. That's sick. Okay, that's the count's turn. Greta, roll a death safe for me. What'd you get? Please tell us. [02:34:33] Speaker D: Thirteen. Thirteen. Sorry, my mic died. I'm sorry. [02:34:38] Speaker B: Two successes. [02:34:39] Speaker D: No, I have. No, I have two successes. [02:34:45] Speaker B: Yeah, two failures and one success. Yeah. Okay, that's terrifying. Top of initiative pause. [02:35:03] Speaker E: I'm going to bonus action healing. Word, Greta. Better you heal. 13 points of hit points. And then I'm going to use my action to strike the. [02:35:36] Speaker B: The guy with lightning. The barbarian. [02:35:40] Speaker E: Okay, the Barbarian. [02:35:41] Speaker B: Let's see if I can roll under 10 twice again. Oh, okay. 21. [02:35:50] Speaker E: All I had to do was complain that that succeeds. [02:35:55] Speaker B: Okay, but still half damage. And don't worry, Boz is gonna roll 50 damage again. So 42. Well, yeah, probably half of the best of us. Jackie. Boz, how do you want to do this? [02:36:17] Speaker E: I want this one to be a little bit messier. Like I want his head to explode. [02:36:23] Speaker B: As the lightning comes down. Attracted to the axe that the barbarian is where is holding. As the barbarian begins like regaining consciousness, hissing even with her wounds and looking at the unconscious enemies ready to kill them where they lie. The lightning bolt comes down again. And this time when it comes down tractor the axe, it courses through her body and her head literally just explodes. Gore and flesh and tissue goes everywhere. Painting the battlefield with SC pills and blood. [02:36:50] Speaker C: Yes, Micah, Just for flavor and honor's sake, can it hit Bill Freeze weapon? [02:36:57] Speaker B: It's right. It's Bill Freeze weapon. I love it. [02:37:01] Speaker C: Yeah, thank you. [02:37:03] Speaker B: That's bonus. In action. In action. Anything else, Buzz? [02:37:07] Speaker E: Yeah, expend my movement to appear next to the count. [02:37:11] Speaker B: Okay, tell me about that. [02:37:14] Speaker E: That is my cohort of chaos ability. I can expend any amount of movement to appear at a spot that I can spend. See, because I rolled an at 20 on my saving throw, I'm going to three. [02:37:22] Speaker B: So just anywhere, like if it's within three miles long. [02:37:24] Speaker E: If I see it. If I. [02:37:27] Speaker B: It's not equal to your walking speed. It's just anywhere you see. [02:37:31] Speaker E: Let me read it. As it said, I don't. That's. I don't think I'd be able to see three miles. But what it says. [02:37:39] Speaker B: But what I mean is that if you don't like. That's the event horizon. But what? Nothing. That was just a comment about the Gerber trip. The earth in the event horizon. Please continue. [02:37:51] Speaker E: I'm down to do something else. [02:37:53] Speaker D: I mean, I can go an ender pearls accurate. [02:37:55] Speaker B: I Am not here to tell you you can't. I'm saying earlier when you read the feature, I thought you said something about you could use up to your walking speed to teleport to a point you can see, but it's just anywhere you can see. Maybe I'm wrong. That's just what I thought. [02:38:08] Speaker E: I heard you say that makes more. When you move, you can use some or all of your walking speed to teleport yourself once on with any equipment you're wearing or carrying up to the distance used. No, you're right. You're right. [02:38:18] Speaker B: You're right. [02:38:18] Speaker E: That makes more sense to an occupied space that you can. [02:38:20] Speaker B: Which is fine. You're right. [02:38:21] Speaker E: That's a lot more sense than just three miles. [02:38:23] Speaker B: But your walking speed is 45. 45. [02:38:26] Speaker E: Yes. [02:38:27] Speaker B: So 5, 10, 15, 25. [02:38:28] Speaker E: Can I appear next to. [02:38:31] Speaker B: Can I. [02:38:31] Speaker E: Can I appear behind the assassin? [02:38:34] Speaker B: Yes, you can. [02:38:36] Speaker E: And I want it to be like this. I just want to. Because, like. Because it happens. Because he hits me with the fireball and. Right. And so boss is the first flame, and I want the flame to wrap around him and him just gone. Like he's like. After the fireball happens, boss is not there anymore. And then on his turn, he just rises out of the snow behind the assassin. [02:39:00] Speaker B: That's sick. Steam coming up. [02:39:05] Speaker E: And. [02:39:07] Speaker B: That'S awesome. [02:39:08] Speaker E: Yeah. And then he says, oh, I haven't activated the cloak yet, so I can't use the shadows. But for flavor purposes, it's very, very dogothy. And I want to whisper behind the assassin's ear. The last assassin says hello. [02:39:27] Speaker B: Very spooky. And I love it. That's awesome. Okay, well, barbarian's dead, so I can take her out of initiative. It's the assassin's turn now. That was very scary. So I think she'd like to leave you. She has a job to do. [02:39:52] Speaker E: The last assassin hat says hello. And that I have 24 platinum pieces that I can give you if you just go away. [02:39:59] Speaker B: She's getting paid a lot more than that. [02:40:01] Speaker E: I know. She is. [02:40:03] Speaker B: Also life or death moment. She's pretty scared of y'. All. [02:40:12] Speaker E: She knows that I have his cloak on, right? Like, she sees that. Like the fingertips. But assassin. [02:40:21] Speaker B: Hey, hey, hey. Maybe she does, maybe she doesn't. [02:40:23] Speaker E: No, I'm not angry. I'm not angry. I'm just impressed. Imagine being that cool that you don't know. [02:40:35] Speaker B: Let's do it this way. [02:40:36] Speaker A: I only follow niche or slash. [02:40:38] Speaker B: So opportunity attack with a weapon, Boss. Yeah. [02:40:43] Speaker E: Opportunity attack, attack. Let me look at fire Shield real quick. [02:40:49] Speaker B: Okay, so opportunity attack shot, and then bonus action dash. [02:40:55] Speaker A: Did. Did she do the. The terrain, though? The bad terrain? [02:40:59] Speaker B: She did. She did. Okay, so it's full movement to there. The bonus action dash would be 5, 10, 25, 30. Greta, you may also make an opportunity attack with a weapon. [02:41:16] Speaker A: You mean me? [02:41:18] Speaker B: No, I mean Greta. By. [02:41:20] Speaker D: Greta's green. Okay, I would like to do that. I would like to attack her with my. With my mace. [02:41:32] Speaker B: Yeah, so roll the hit from you and from Boz. Still need to know those results. [02:41:36] Speaker E: Yeah, sorry. I'm looking at my things to see what a weapon needs to be done. [02:41:44] Speaker D: I think I got. I think I got a 10. [02:41:49] Speaker B: Okay, that misses. Yeah, boss. [02:41:55] Speaker E: I guess I'll attack with. I don't ever have to do melee attack ax. I'm sorry. Zachary caught me off. [02:42:03] Speaker B: You could use Fancy. [02:42:04] Speaker E: What'd you say? I can use Phantom. [02:42:06] Speaker B: You can use Phantom. You're right. [02:42:08] Speaker E: Okay, so I roll. [02:42:10] Speaker B: While she's doing that, she shoots Tello. She got a crit. Oh, gosh. So that is as we're doing this mess again. 26. Jeez. 36. Tello takes 47 points of piercing damage and fails two death saving throws. Do you know what you got on your world of hit, boss? [02:43:16] Speaker E: I'm trying to see what Phantom's bonus is. [02:43:21] Speaker B: Okay. If it's okay, I'm gonna keep moving, but let me know what you get. [02:43:24] Speaker E: Okay, I rolled an 18, but I don't know what if it's my. My casting or if it's posterity or. [02:43:30] Speaker B: If it's okay, that'll hit. So go ahead and roll your damage from cold. [02:43:34] Speaker E: 34. And I'm gonna exp. [02:43:46] Speaker B: Okay. [02:43:55] Speaker E: And points of cold damage. [02:44:01] Speaker B: Excellent. Okay, you slash her with cold as she goes by. She fires a bolt in the unconscious. Tello flinches hard. [02:44:10] Speaker A: Does she look good? Is she bloodied? [02:44:13] Speaker E: No, no, that was the first time she's been damaged. [02:44:15] Speaker A: Really? [02:44:15] Speaker B: Okay, after the. She took a little bit of damage from the fire. Craig, it's your turn. Okay. [02:44:27] Speaker C: Now that I can use my melee version of Star Splinter. One second. Also, wait real quick. Did we ever want to use banishment? Because I can. I can use my level four spell slot. It just means I can't ever use banishment. Okay, just checking. I want to do. Okay, I. I want to do Star Splinter with Divine Smite. Yes. Two attacks at the fourth level. [02:45:11] Speaker B: Okay, so you're putting a fourth level Divine Smite on it. Excellent. I just want to see what all I can do. [02:45:30] Speaker C: Oh, that's my Stress. You have my stress. This is a big, bad guy I'm right in front of, and it's just stressful. [02:45:40] Speaker B: This is. This is the point in the combat. Nobody's talking, nobody's smiling. Everybody's just sitting here leaning with their hands covering their faces, barely looking at the screen. Just like boss fights, man. [02:45:55] Speaker C: Both are 29. [02:45:59] Speaker B: Well, Craig, a 29 might hit. [02:46:02] Speaker C: Good. Good. I want to mess this guy up. J66 for the melee. I'm trying to remember what was the. I have it pulled up over here. [02:46:22] Speaker B: One second. So, for regular Star Splinter. No, I remember correctly. Oh. [02:46:33] Speaker C: So it's okay. [02:46:34] Speaker B: I've got it if you need it. [02:46:36] Speaker C: No, just tell me, because I make sense of that. [02:46:39] Speaker B: Right now, Star splinter is a D6 slashing plus a D6 radiant. And Craig, star Splinter is going to deal an extra D6 of radiant right now. So right now. Right now, you are dealing a D6 of slashing and two D6 of radiant instead of your regular one D6 of each for a specific reason. Right now, you are dealing 2D6 radiant. So you are dealing a D6 of slashing and 2D6 of radiant. And then because you used a 4 4th level divine smite, you are also putting 68D8 radiant also after Craig. Next up in the Initiative is Tello. Then row. Yeah, Craig. So 3D6 plus 8D8. [02:47:49] Speaker C: And I do that twice, right? Because it's too. [02:47:52] Speaker B: You can. Okay, so here's the deal. You can do all that damage on one attack once. Your second attack is just 3d6 because you can only add Divine Smite once. Hits. Because it's. It's a spell slot you're using. It's a bonus action to add it. [02:48:05] Speaker C: So it's two 3D6 and then one 8D. [02:48:09] Speaker B: So 66 plus 8D8, which is a lot of damage. That's a lot of damage. Okay. [02:48:15] Speaker C: Plus six, Right? Plus six, Isn't it? Plus six. Which if I use my cosmic instrument, too. [02:48:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:48:27] Speaker C: So that would be five plus five. [02:48:32] Speaker B: Jeez. [02:48:33] Speaker C: So that would be. [02:48:35] Speaker A: Okay. Okay, guys. Okay. [02:48:37] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. Okay, okay. Okay. While Micah is doing math, could somebody give me some narration or some description or something? [02:48:45] Speaker E: I think Bot realizes what's about to happen inevitably, and it's kind of like a slow motion, just like the moment before the car hits, you know, when you realize it's about to happen. Waiting for the impact to come. [02:49:07] Speaker B: Greta. Bro. [02:49:09] Speaker A: My. This isn't Ro. But my dice, I completely forgot, are temperature controlled. They're black and gold. But if they heat up, up, they turn purple. And I've been squeezing my dice so tight that they have turned purple for the first time in months. Cuz I totally forgot they did that. So that's what's happening on my end. That's why they're row dice. Cuz you can press to digitate them and they turn purple. [02:49:40] Speaker B: Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Greta. [02:49:47] Speaker D: My microphone. I don't really know. I don't have a lot of thoughts. If I did, they would be, I'll be sad. [02:50:04] Speaker A: It's one of my dies. [02:50:09] Speaker B: What does the Count do? [02:50:15] Speaker D: Is it the Count's turn? [02:50:16] Speaker A: Oh no, he's tallow than mine. [02:50:19] Speaker B: Then the Count, he has two things he can try and they are very different. Well, Micah, that's a lot of damage. [02:50:28] Speaker A: That's a lot of damage. [02:50:31] Speaker B: 73 damage. Micah. Yeah, Him, Micah. [02:50:37] Speaker C: Can I like, I think that might be. [02:50:39] Speaker B: Yeah, Craig's new damage record. [02:50:42] Speaker C: When I get to choose what damage the 5 is. [02:50:46] Speaker B: Yes. [02:50:48] Speaker C: Okay, hold on. [02:50:49] Speaker E: You're talking in D and D rules. I don't even know Micah. That's how advanced you are at playing. [02:50:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Do I get to choose? [02:50:56] Speaker E: I get to choose the damage on the 5 rule right out of like 12 different numbers. [02:50:59] Speaker D: And I'm like. [02:51:02] Speaker B: Okay, you're mastering, Paladin. [02:51:04] Speaker D: Hello. [02:51:08] Speaker C: Types of damage. I want to pick one. [02:51:14] Speaker B: Well, maybe don't take too long on it. That's a pressure you. I won't, I promise. You were talking a lot about lightning and thunder earlier. [02:51:21] Speaker D: Can I? [02:51:24] Speaker C: No, but I don't think he's pro. Can I. Ah. [02:51:27] Speaker E: He has not been resistant to lightning damage. [02:51:31] Speaker C: Okay, I'll do lightning. Do lightning. It would make sense. It would make sense. [02:51:37] Speaker B: Craig, with two massive slashes, you. And as you do Craig, one of the slashes, you cut through him. As you cut deeply into him, blood splatters all over you. As you cut through the robe, you see flesh and blood, but you also see fur. Again, one hand goes by his left arm. [02:51:59] Speaker A: This is crazy. [02:52:00] Speaker B: You coincidentally cleave off his left hand. [02:52:06] Speaker C: No way. [02:52:08] Speaker B: Falls into the snow, the ring on it falls away and the form of the Count melts away. [02:52:16] Speaker A: What? [02:52:16] Speaker B: In his place, you all can go to lore and reference. In his place stands a seven foot tall tiger like humanoid. His right hand is backward on his wrist, facing outward. He has massive fangs protruding from his mouth. He is otherwise bipedal and humanoid, but like a tiger and with hate burning hate in his eyes. He just snaps back at you and says, what you do for vanity and revenge, you will Fail to save your friends. [02:52:53] Speaker A: Wait, so he still has his. [02:52:54] Speaker E: The guy in the. In the. [02:52:57] Speaker B: In the. [02:52:58] Speaker E: The circle thing with the dragon eggs. [02:53:01] Speaker B: Wait, what? The first courageous core. One shot. [02:53:05] Speaker E: That's him. [02:53:06] Speaker B: By the portal. [02:53:07] Speaker A: My God. [02:53:09] Speaker D: What? [02:53:11] Speaker B: Been keeping that one. [02:53:11] Speaker E: You didn't think we were gonna get that. Zachary. [02:53:14] Speaker D: Wait, who's the guy? [02:53:15] Speaker E: I've always known. [02:53:17] Speaker D: Which guy was he? You've always known? [02:53:19] Speaker E: Yes. [02:53:20] Speaker D: Who? Wait. [02:53:21] Speaker A: Who? [02:53:22] Speaker D: He wasn't the nice guy. [02:53:23] Speaker B: Just imagine. Imagine if Katinka hadn't dropped that dragon egg. Next up. [02:53:28] Speaker A: Wait. I have a question about his hand. You said it fell off, but then it was back on. [02:53:33] Speaker B: No, his left hand has been cut off, but his right hand is backward on his wrist. You can see it in the drawing if you look at it. [02:53:40] Speaker A: Oh. [02:53:41] Speaker B: Like it's facing his palm. Faces that way. [02:53:45] Speaker A: Oh. Is that normal? [02:53:48] Speaker B: Well, in response to that, could tella roll me a death sniff. [02:53:52] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [02:53:54] Speaker B: What if he cannot? That's okay. I can roll it. Would you like me to? [02:54:03] Speaker D: Okay. I just. I can't. I don't even. [02:54:14] Speaker B: That is a seven. With his third failure. Son of the father betrayed. Brother of the lost sister fungi adopted. The man fighting to be free dies. [02:54:49] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [02:54:49] Speaker B: Next initiative is rowing a green bottle. What is row in a green bottle doing? [02:54:55] Speaker A: How long does a round is a round? A whole round is six seconds. [02:55:00] Speaker B: Around is six seconds. One action. [02:55:03] Speaker E: I think a turn is six seconds. A round is a minute of combat, right? [02:55:07] Speaker B: Yes, but it's all together, six seconds. The idea is everything's happening at once. That's why you say like 10 rounds of combats is 60 seconds. It's just one minute. [02:55:16] Speaker A: So 10 rounds of combat will be a minute, Correct? [02:55:21] Speaker B: Yeah. Ro, what's happening on Rose turn. [02:55:28] Speaker A: Yeah. Ro is going to row. Is going to cast Cry of the Old Song. And it's just gonna be her yelling pretty much. And she's gonna cast it. The rogue will take 7d8 psychic damage on a wisdom saving throw. [02:56:02] Speaker B: Okay. [02:56:04] Speaker A: And then. [02:56:07] Speaker B: 78. Oh, what's your spell save? [02:56:13] Speaker A: My spell save is 18. [02:56:18] Speaker B: That's a 21. [02:56:20] Speaker A: So she takes half, correct? [02:56:22] Speaker B: Half. Okay. [02:56:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay, so she's gonna take. She is going to take half of 36. And Greta and Boz, are you 60ft from me? [02:56:54] Speaker E: Yes. [02:56:56] Speaker A: Greta and Boz get 19 temporary hit points each. [02:57:10] Speaker B: That's good. That's good. [02:57:13] Speaker A: And then. And Ro is. Ro is no longer invisible and she's going to move towards Tello. [02:57:26] Speaker B: Okay, now it is the count's turn. And Ro, if you're okay with the flavoring cry of the old song in the instance looks like one truly desperate, passionate strum. And as you scream, a thousand voices scream over you. Generations of pain and love and care. There's a thousand voices. Voices scream out, both harming the ones who harmed and healing the ones who have been harmed. What does the Count do? [02:58:00] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [02:58:01] Speaker B: Don't. [02:58:02] Speaker A: Ah. [02:58:04] Speaker B: This is so hard. Oh, my gosh, Craig. The Count looks at you and says, and of you, insipid animal, I have had enough. And he is going to try and hit you with a spell. [02:58:27] Speaker C: Can I? [02:58:28] Speaker D: Oof. [02:58:29] Speaker C: I can't dispel magic, can I? [02:58:32] Speaker B: No, no. But all he has to do. The Count is casting plane shift with his last seventh level spell snap to remove you from this plane of reality. If this succeeds, or move to another plane after an amount of time moved there, the count has a plus 10 to his spell attack. If I roll an 11 or higher, Craig leaves this plane. If I roll a 10 or lower. [02:59:04] Speaker E: There'S a charisma saving throw. [02:59:05] Speaker B: If you hit there is. [02:59:08] Speaker E: Yes. [02:59:10] Speaker B: That's good to know. Thank you. You want to guess what I rolled? [02:59:28] Speaker C: What is it? [02:59:28] Speaker B: Two. Two. Gosh. Craig. Dark color swirls around the. As he reaches towards your face with your hand, you simply grab his arm and push it out away. As he snarls. [02:59:41] Speaker C: Can I bite him? [02:59:44] Speaker B: You bite. And with your dwarven teeth. And his last expended. With that, his opportunity to teleport away is gone. His last desperate attempt to banish you. You are in the span of reality. Excellent. Next up in the Initiative is Greta. [03:00:07] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [03:00:08] Speaker B: What are you doing? Greta? [03:00:19] Speaker A: She's getting her mic on. [03:00:22] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm working on it. I'm going to move over to Tello and Caster Vivify. [03:00:30] Speaker B: Okay. This is the first time Tello has died. This is Dec.10. Give me an ability check with your wisdom modifier. [03:00:41] Speaker D: I have. Can I use guidance on this? [03:00:44] Speaker B: You cannot. Guidance is an action cast. You could cast guidance instead of Rify, but I would not recommend it. [03:00:52] Speaker D: Thank you. A wisdom modifier. [03:00:58] Speaker E: Oh, isn't this something where we all help with or do something to contribute to the role? [03:01:01] Speaker A: Zachary, if I'm. Since I'm standing with her by Tello, is there anything I can do? [03:01:06] Speaker B: Yes. In combat. In Initiative, it's just the person who's cast, but outside of combat, it could be everybody or anybody who wanted to or anybody who's nearby or so on. Okay, Small star, what does it look like? As you revived. Hello, Andar. [03:01:27] Speaker D: I think she just, like, runs over and, like, throws herself on top of him, like, weeping and probably just like. Like, she just. I think that she's just, like, weeping and sobbing, and the magic just, like, flows out of her and in her. In her pocket. The diamond just. It just, like, dissolves. Like. It's just such a. Like, yeah, just. She doesn't even intentionally cast a spell. It's just such a, like, like, impulse to, like, whatever she can do to help, she does it. And her magic just knows what to do. And. [03:02:11] Speaker B: Yeah, that's right to your mouth lights up, Greta, and Deep Magic translates your cries and groans into words interpreted by an ancient spirit, even as they can't be understood. And as the magic flows over Tello, the pain turns into the love that hurts. And Tello takes a breath, shocking to life. Go back to the top of initiative, Boss, it's your turn. What are you doing? [03:02:50] Speaker E: 90Ft of movement would reach the rogue, right? Yes, bosses. Boz uses the dash action. And is it a bonus action to say a word? [03:03:02] Speaker B: Yeah, absolutely. Sure. [03:03:05] Speaker E: So Boz Vaz says. He says vergas. And all at once, like, a dark fog trails behind him, and long fingers extend from his own shadow as one by one, two others break free. [03:03:25] Speaker B: Does the cloak specify whether or not somebody in the cloak is a bonus action or an action? [03:03:29] Speaker E: It doesn't. It just says you have to say a word. [03:03:36] Speaker B: I should really specify that. I already said yes just now, so it can be yes in the future. I need to get a ruling on that. That can absolutely be the case right now because I just. I didn't give you any other information. So it can absolutely be a bonus action right now. All right. Makes sense. [03:04:06] Speaker E: You know, he's used all of his resources, but he gets to them. And he's, like, just running. Just, like, reaching for the rogue, like, running at her, like, with his hand outstretched and. [03:04:20] Speaker B: Terrifying. Terrifying. Especially very when you're moving one nervously, quickly. Yeah, yeah. You're a hor mov, basically. [03:04:29] Speaker E: And I want to say the shadows are very angry. I. I want to say that, like, being with us for a while. I don't know, it must feel nice to, like, you know, shadow the evil for once. [03:04:44] Speaker B: Sure. [03:04:46] Speaker E: They're going to roll to attack. [03:04:49] Speaker B: And. [03:04:52] Speaker E: They have a plus four to hit. Who knows what they'll actually hit? [03:04:57] Speaker B: Let's see. [03:05:03] Speaker E: 18, 10 and 1318 will hit. [03:05:08] Speaker B: Okay. [03:05:10] Speaker E: That shadow will deal with 86 plus 2 necrotic damage. 9. And then the strength is lowered by 2. [03:05:27] Speaker B: Okay. She dodges away from any of the shadows. But one of them catches them and just reaches up into her and she spits out blood and like falls to the ground a little weaker. You can see fear in her eyes. She's panicking, and she does look bloodied. Phenomenal. Next up in the Initiative is the Rogue. She looks terrified. She is highly paid and highly recommended. But she looks at you with fear. You can see tipping point decision comes in her eyes. She loads her crossbow bolt one last time and fires. And then she runs away. So, boss take an attack of opportunity. She runs off of the map. [03:06:11] Speaker E: Shadows get one too. She had disadvantage on the attack roll since we're right up on her business. [03:06:18] Speaker B: If she was shooting at you, she would. Okay, that is a 29 to hit. Holy. Row. [03:06:30] Speaker A: I think think Ro would use her. I mean, I know you said what it was. I think she would. Because I was gonna do this when she did it. She would use her wings. [03:06:39] Speaker B: Sure. [03:06:39] Speaker A: I'm gonna be honest. [03:06:40] Speaker B: Yes, I absolutely can. [03:06:41] Speaker A: Well, which is. It's an 18 is the new AC. But thank you for your honesty because I figured she was aiming for me. [03:07:03] Speaker B: Row, you take 42 points of piercing damage as a bolt. [03:07:11] Speaker A: Row is at four hit points. [03:07:13] Speaker B: So. [03:07:17] Speaker A: Does that take one of the death saves or just unconscious? [03:07:24] Speaker B: Player character is incredibly hard to kill. [03:07:27] Speaker A: So do I. Knock on wood. So do I. Do I subtract 42 from four and then I need. [03:07:36] Speaker B: You're at zero. [03:07:37] Speaker A: Okay. Okay. [03:07:39] Speaker B: Sorry, boss. What'd you get on those rolls to hit for me? [03:07:42] Speaker E: I got an unnatural 20 and rolled nine damage for the shadows. The highest is 15. No, no, wait. No, let me double check that. Because it was a base. 11 was the highest plus 4. No, 15. [03:07:55] Speaker B: Yeah, 15. Okay. None of the shadows hit, but you swipe her with Spectre. And as Frost gleams over her and she trips again, she just sprints away into the snow. She's hiding. She doesn't look like she's coming back. All right, Craig, you are up in Initiative. [03:08:27] Speaker C: I really want some backup, but I know that there's just trying to stay alive over there. I don't know if it's a good idea to use Guardian of Faith. I don't. That's a whole action, but I would still. I would still have one action to. [03:08:49] Speaker B: We have one action. When you take the attack action. As a Marshall class, you could take two attacks. You only have one action. [03:08:55] Speaker C: Okay. [03:09:04] Speaker D: I think we're good over here, Mike. We just. Just need heal people in our corner. [03:09:09] Speaker A: No, I. [03:09:11] Speaker D: Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm Sorry. [03:09:12] Speaker C: No, you're good. I'm just worried that he can. I'm just worried that he can just drain my. I don't know what he has up his sleeve. And it like, scares me being so close to him. [03:09:25] Speaker B: I want. [03:09:26] Speaker C: Want to bring. But, I don't know, distraction or just like a gnat. He would spray squish. [03:09:35] Speaker B: Well, so the guardian of faith does not. It doesn't have hit points. It's just. It appears and it deals damage to anything that comes by it until it's out of damage, and then it goes away. [03:09:48] Speaker E: Guardian of faith? [03:09:49] Speaker C: I thought it had like to you. [03:09:53] Speaker B: Guardian, faith just appears, deals damage to anything that comes. Comes by. And when it's done dealing damage, it goes away. [03:10:01] Speaker A: Oh. [03:10:04] Speaker B: Yeah. It's a really interesting spell. It's really great for area control. [03:10:13] Speaker C: I think. Think I would deal more damage if I just. I just stuck to. [03:10:27] Speaker B: It's hard. It's hard to beat a 14th level paladin with one of the most powerful weapons in the world. It is hard to beat. [03:10:34] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay, so I'm just gonna do what I did last time, but with my last third level slot. [03:10:45] Speaker B: Okay, roll the hit for me. Hold on. [03:10:56] Speaker C: One second. Being on a bed can be difficult sometimes. [03:11:10] Speaker D: I'm sorry. [03:11:12] Speaker A: I don't. [03:11:13] Speaker C: For short. [03:11:15] Speaker E: What happened? What happened? [03:11:17] Speaker C: Well, I can't find my D20 and it's not in my. [03:11:20] Speaker E: Do you want to use. Do you want to use the roller on the Internet? [03:11:23] Speaker B: Micah? [03:11:24] Speaker E: Just since, you know. [03:11:29] Speaker B: The only one. [03:11:30] Speaker D: That'S ever been kind to me, Landon, is an online dice evangelist. [03:11:36] Speaker C: Well, that really sucks, but it's. It's fine. It'll be fine. It's fine. It sucks. [03:11:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [03:11:52] Speaker C: I got a five. Yeah, technically it's a 15. [03:11:57] Speaker B: Nope. [03:11:57] Speaker C: Sorry. Wait, wait. I just found it. [03:12:01] Speaker B: Well, you have a second attack. [03:12:02] Speaker E: Two attacks, Michael. [03:12:04] Speaker C: I do. It just. That sucks. I. [03:12:07] Speaker B: That's okay. [03:12:08] Speaker E: Micah. Did you add your proficiency bonus to the roll? [03:12:12] Speaker C: Yeah, proficiency bonus is in my attack bonus already. [03:12:18] Speaker B: She did it. Right. [03:12:18] Speaker C: So it's a plus 11. It's. So it's a 16 for that first one. Next roll to hit, and then that's a 24. [03:12:30] Speaker B: Well, a 24 will hit only one. [03:12:33] Speaker C: That'S ever been kind to me. Lucky dice. So just one hits. [03:12:45] Speaker B: So this is three. [03:12:46] Speaker D: What? [03:12:46] Speaker C: A 17 hit? I do have my tattoo boon. No, it was 15 plus. [03:12:57] Speaker B: Yeah. What's the economy of the tattoo bone? Does it just add a plus one onto something? [03:13:02] Speaker C: Just a plus one. Only one per long rest. [03:13:06] Speaker B: You could do it. [03:13:07] Speaker C: The 17 hit. [03:13:10] Speaker B: Are you using it? [03:13:12] Speaker C: I'll use it. [03:13:14] Speaker B: You use it. A 17 will hit. [03:13:20] Speaker E: Look at Mike. Gosh, she knows. Craig, that was so close. [03:13:26] Speaker C: That was so clutch, that tattoo. [03:13:30] Speaker E: Again. [03:13:31] Speaker B: 66 plus. [03:13:32] Speaker C: And you know what? [03:13:34] Speaker B: 11. [03:13:35] Speaker C: This is the crazy thing. It's only for a roll to hit. Like, I can only add +1 to a roll to hit. [03:13:42] Speaker E: So that was that roll. [03:13:46] Speaker B: That. [03:13:46] Speaker E: That. That plus one is maybe the biggest plus one of our campaign. [03:13:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [03:13:54] Speaker C: Okay, so 6D6, is it? So with third level, it would be just 5D8. [03:14:04] Speaker B: Yes. Okay. [03:14:14] Speaker E: Also, props to Micah for staying on this slate. I know this is much, much. [03:14:17] Speaker B: Dude, seriously, Micah, you're killing it. The adrenaline helps. The adrenaline helps. It helps when people are dying. Oh, my gosh. [03:14:24] Speaker C: Don't remind me. [03:14:26] Speaker E: I have to be awake in five hours to cut down a tree. [03:14:29] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [03:14:32] Speaker E: I almost need to count. [03:14:33] Speaker B: If it makes you feel any better, my average of sleep for every week for the fast past four weeks has been like, four and a half hours of sleep, so. I feel you. Yeah. [03:14:44] Speaker E: We'Re halfway there. [03:14:47] Speaker B: Hey, anything to be here. [03:14:49] Speaker E: You all heard of Bon Jovi? [03:14:52] Speaker B: Okay, any thoughts from row? [03:14:58] Speaker A: What are my top 10 artists? [03:15:06] Speaker E: Daniel has Agatha Christie in his campaign. Zach, why can't you have Bon Jovi? [03:15:10] Speaker B: Where's Bon Jovi in the world? We're almost there. [03:15:27] Speaker A: I think. [03:15:29] Speaker B: Oh. [03:15:33] Speaker E: Dragon and Dungeons Take high, man. I get to rewrite all of Bon Jovi's songs in the Weird Al style for D D. This is gonna make Jackie so happy. [03:15:53] Speaker A: My eyes. The thoughts that I. That Ro is having while she's unconscious is. Oh. Expletive, expletive, expletive, explicit. I remembered. I remember now that I'm unconscious. That soul mender has five charges of some kind of boon with mass healing, and I didn't use those. [03:16:24] Speaker B: Happens to the. [03:16:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm just looking at now. I don't have it written down anywhere. I'm having to go back in my notes to see what. [03:16:31] Speaker B: Who could possibly keep track of everything the character could be doing? [03:16:33] Speaker A: There's no judgment, man. [03:16:36] Speaker B: Okay. Nice, Micah. Okay, one number is in. That's our total. [03:16:49] Speaker D: Founding. [03:16:53] Speaker B: Micah M. As Craig battles the Count, he looks at you with hate in his eyes, and he looks your huddled allies where one is unconscious and two have been raised and another fireball summons to his fingertips. How do you interrupt this final attack? And how do you want to do. [03:17:15] Speaker C: No, you're kidding. [03:17:18] Speaker A: Craig. Craig. [03:17:19] Speaker B: How do you want to do this? How do you want to do this? [03:17:23] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. [03:17:25] Speaker B: Hold on. [03:17:25] Speaker C: This Is so sweet. This is so sweet. [03:17:33] Speaker B: Micah's never said it so much like a villain. Did y' all hear that just then? Except for D and D. M grows a little mustache. And she goes, you think you're all the count. [03:17:45] Speaker A: Now she turns in. Now Craig turns into a tiger. [03:17:48] Speaker B: Craig turns around. I'm better than all of you. [03:17:54] Speaker C: I'm gonna say that after he slashes and slashes the count, before the final hit, he's going to shove his, like, hand up into his, like, throw underneath his jaw and start, like, choking him. And I. [03:18:18] Speaker B: The cow's movement is growing savage. It's no longer like a man. The clawed hand grabs your arm, rakes across your armor. He's fighting back and forth with his jaws and his canines, legitimately growling at you. [03:18:33] Speaker C: Let it be known that we will always have the final word. Something like that for Bill. [03:18:41] Speaker E: Free and pop. [03:18:43] Speaker C: And then he's going to just like, the final thing is just going to be a stab through the gut, you know, and then he's going to like. [03:18:48] Speaker A: Rip up. [03:18:53] Speaker B: Craig as you. As you grab, punch the sword into his chest. Blinding light. It's burning his flesh with golden fire. Fire. And you watch him writhe and scream. And not blood, not guts. Ash. He burns from your holy blade. This fire buffs his body, begins. [03:19:19] Speaker E: Just. [03:19:19] Speaker B: Subsiding into ash, pouring around you. Because when fiends die, they turn to ash. [03:19:29] Speaker A: Oh, that's right. He was a fiend when he came out of this. [03:19:32] Speaker B: Craig. As you kill the only free fiend in all of Yalovin, he falls to ash all around you. Combat. Wow. Dang. Dang. [03:19:49] Speaker E: Craig, I'm looking at the Rakshasa. [03:19:53] Speaker C: Wait a second. [03:19:55] Speaker E: It's crazy, the skill this thing has. [03:19:56] Speaker C: No, you're kidding. I now know why it was 1D. I wait. The damage increases by 1D8 if the target is an undead or fiend. [03:20:05] Speaker B: If it's a fiend, you get an additional. [03:20:09] Speaker C: No, it's 1D8. [03:20:10] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't think you have. [03:20:12] Speaker E: Well, he's ash now. He's fine. [03:20:13] Speaker B: But that's okay. From next to him, his bag satchel he was carrying spills over from out of it, rolls out a jar, and in the jar, the count speed. [03:20:35] Speaker E: Can you let Boz do it? [03:20:41] Speaker A: Ro is unconscious. [03:20:43] Speaker D: I. I cast cure wounds at the sixth level on row. [03:20:50] Speaker B: Oh my gosh. [03:20:51] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. [03:20:53] Speaker E: O walks over to the jar and he holds it in both hands and he uses. Let me get to the thing. [03:21:08] Speaker B: He. [03:21:08] Speaker E: He opens the top of the jar. [03:21:11] Speaker B: There is no Lid. It is fully sealed glass. Oh. [03:21:17] Speaker E: All right, well, here's what. Here's what he does. Boz uses Fury, the first flame, to create the sphere of energy of radiant and fire damage. And he just pushes it through the jar slowly. Just evaporate, just destroying the heart as it goes through. [03:21:30] Speaker B: Well, what? We roll damage? Yes. Can't succeed a saving throw. [03:21:43] Speaker E: It does 3D6 fire and 3D6 radiant over and over again. [03:21:47] Speaker B: Or. Okay, well, let's roll it the first time, right? [03:21:54] Speaker E: Zach, this is crazy. We couldn't kill it, could we? [03:22:00] Speaker B: What do you get? [03:22:02] Speaker E: I got 22. Does it matter which is which? [03:22:06] Speaker B: No, it doesn't. All right. As you hold it in your hands and the fire begins burning around you, watch as the glass begins to spider with cracks. But that red lace of electric energy that used to be around it also burns against your magic as your deep magic bites against the infernal magic. And you all watch as from behind Greg, the ash begins to shift and pull back together. That's Boz's turn. Craig, you're next in Initiative. What are you doing? The glass is cracking, but the red field is resisting it. And the ashes behind it are shifting. [03:22:54] Speaker C: I'm going. Can I prepare something? [03:22:58] Speaker B: This is your action. [03:22:59] Speaker E: Prepare. [03:23:00] Speaker B: Don't banish. [03:23:02] Speaker A: Are we back in Initiative? [03:23:04] Speaker B: We're back in Initiative. [03:23:08] Speaker D: Form. [03:23:08] Speaker C: I have an idea. Bear with me. Bear with me. It's the magic circle. I was wondering if it could be, like, something that could keep it. [03:23:20] Speaker E: If it has a casting time longer than one action, it will be too long. Venomine 2. [03:23:24] Speaker B: No. What are you doing? Your turn, Greg. [03:23:29] Speaker D: Gosh dang it. I can't even bonk it. [03:23:34] Speaker C: Well, I can't bonk it yet. Can I banish it? [03:23:37] Speaker D: No. [03:23:37] Speaker C: No. I can't even banish it. [03:23:39] Speaker E: Destroy. Cut it with your sword. [03:23:41] Speaker B: Hit it. Bonk. What are you doing? [03:23:42] Speaker C: Okay, I hit it. I. I attack. I attack with Divine twice. [03:23:48] Speaker B: It has an ac. [03:23:49] Speaker C: My second level. Did you. I have to roll. [03:23:53] Speaker B: Excellent. [03:23:56] Speaker C: Okay, that's a nat. [03:23:57] Speaker D: 20. [03:23:58] Speaker B: That is a. [03:23:59] Speaker C: That is a 30. [03:24:01] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. [03:24:02] Speaker E: No way. Are you kidding me? [03:24:06] Speaker C: And that's a 17. [03:24:10] Speaker B: 17 will miss. But you hit Roll for damage card. You can pump in whatever level design smite you want to. [03:24:22] Speaker C: Well, I can only do second level, so. [03:24:25] Speaker B: But you love your four level slot. [03:24:27] Speaker D: No, she is it. [03:24:30] Speaker B: Oh, okay. My bad, sir. [03:24:31] Speaker E: Do second level for honest players. Also, whenever it's the jar's turn, it takes the damage from the orb again. I don't know when that happens on Initiative. Absolutely. [03:24:43] Speaker D: So are we fighting the jar? [03:24:46] Speaker E: He's regenerating. We have to kill the jar before he comes back. [03:24:49] Speaker D: Yeah, we have to kill the jar before. [03:24:51] Speaker C: Okay, so wait, wait, wait. What would be my. My new. So if my brain is so tired. Zach. [03:25:03] Speaker B: 48. 48. So this is 3D 6 plus 48 and your N plus 7 and double it. [03:25:17] Speaker E: Also add 3D 4 fire damage for me. [03:25:22] Speaker B: Mike is like, please stop. [03:25:27] Speaker E: I'll roll the 3D4 for you. [03:25:30] Speaker B: Do you need to use any action economy on your turn to activate balls or it just works? [03:25:35] Speaker E: No, it just exists. [03:25:37] Speaker B: Awesome. Oh my goodness. Jackie. [03:25:43] Speaker C: This is so funny. [03:25:44] Speaker D: Jackie, what is inside there? [03:25:52] Speaker A: If we just shake the jar, it's like. [03:25:56] Speaker C: Okay, 38 damage and then it's fire damage for the five. [03:26:00] Speaker B: Awesome. [03:26:04] Speaker A: What? [03:26:04] Speaker C: Crit dice. [03:26:05] Speaker B: Wait, wait, what? [03:26:05] Speaker C: Wait, what? What's crit dice? [03:26:07] Speaker E: You roll a 20. An actual 20. [03:26:10] Speaker B: Double damage. [03:26:14] Speaker E: You rolled a crit. Right. [03:26:16] Speaker B: So. [03:26:16] Speaker C: Oh my God. [03:26:17] Speaker B: That's a 76. That's 76 plus boss is 8. Craig, that's 84 points of damage. That's your new damage record. [03:26:31] Speaker D: Wow. [03:26:31] Speaker B: Okay, now the second high damage record of entire campaign. Imagine if you just use the fourth level slot, Craig, as you your blade. The glass shatters. An incantation tears as fire burns across it. And the living heart stands on the. [03:26:55] Speaker A: Ground just sitting there. [03:26:59] Speaker B: You already use your bonus action and your action. Oh my goodness. I can't believe this is happening. Next initiative is Tello. Tello stands just dead eyed fury pushes off of Greta's shoulder and walks over to the heart. He loads a bolt crossbow, cocks it backward, aims it down, points it. And he says, I am a fun guy. And he fires the bolt into the heart. And the heart and blood is pulling out of his soul. Much blood. An entire human body's worth of blood. Begins moving around your feet. And as the heart pulses, Tello pulls out a knife from his sheath, gets down, holds the bolt down and just into the heart and twists. Heart convulses and then turns to ash. [03:28:11] Speaker D: Yes, finally. Oh my gosh. Is there a liver? Is there a liver? Is there a kidney that we need to kill? [03:28:20] Speaker B: Wow. [03:28:21] Speaker D: Is there a. [03:28:22] Speaker B: Combat is over Count Darren. All guid. A rakshasa by another name. It's slain. No longer do exist on the material plane. This is the. And I can't believe it, Craig. If you had not howdy wanna doty doody on that turn, he had one more fifth level fireball and an unconscious Roe was right here. Antelo and Greta. That would have Been all three of these people down. Greta, One of the healers. There would have been only two people left capable of healing. That's not enough people to cast ry on all three. You only have one diamond. You saved some. [03:29:08] Speaker E: We were going to have to choose. We were gonna have to choose who to save. [03:29:11] Speaker D: Oh my God. [03:29:12] Speaker E: If you didn't crack right there. [03:29:15] Speaker D: Oh. [03:29:16] Speaker B: And then 155 guys for slaming George Aldridge. [03:29:26] Speaker C: That's insane. [03:29:30] Speaker B: Ax Eve and Count Darren Allweed. As well as for defeating his plot in two sessions, as well as destroying his heart. The party gains zero point or. I'm sorry, excuse me. 0.141 levels. [03:29:46] Speaker D: Wow, Jackie, we leveled up. 0.1. 0.1. [03:29:52] Speaker A: We're at 14.427. [03:29:57] Speaker B: Holy. [03:29:58] Speaker E: That's how we got so much. [03:30:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [03:30:00] Speaker E: 14.427. [03:30:02] Speaker D: Mm. [03:30:04] Speaker B: Oh my gosh. [03:30:04] Speaker E: Yeah, we're definitely in the end game. Guys. [03:30:08] Speaker C: Oh my gosh. [03:30:09] Speaker B: Guys. Hardly sleeping all week sucks. But coming here, it's pretty awesome. [03:30:16] Speaker E: Can you imagine what would have happened if we didn't get those first seventh level spell openings at the beginning? Zachary. [03:30:22] Speaker B: Guys, I don't know how else to put this. This combat was always winnable, but if you guys had not opened with that opener, somebody would be dead. [03:30:29] Speaker D: Yeah, it's doesn't sound very winnable. How is it winnable if one of us dies? [03:30:36] Speaker B: Because you defeat the enemy? [03:30:37] Speaker E: Guys, it's completely winnable. All we have to do is incapacitate one of the bad guys for the entire fight, zap one to death within the first two turns, and then scare one away before they can kill us. [03:30:46] Speaker A: Wait. One's still out there. [03:30:49] Speaker C: I want to track him down. [03:30:51] Speaker A: I want to do is crib and call her a vapid wench. By the way, Ro is up. Greta gave her 26 hit points. [03:31:00] Speaker C: Yeah, I also. [03:31:00] Speaker D: I heal Tello. [03:31:02] Speaker B: Obviously. We could talk and talk and talk. Plenty of this can be for next time, listener. Whoa. I don't know what else to say. The Count's dead. Life is an incredible adventure. And Listener, you're a very important part of it. We'll see you next time for more accidental adventures. I'm so ecstatic. None of my players characters are dead. Skibidi woppin dada.