172. Queen of the Dead, Pt. 2

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Oh, can I do a intro? [00:00:02] Speaker B: Go, Micah. Go, Micah. [00:00:05] Speaker C: It's. It's recording, so. [00:00:08] Speaker A: Oh, hey. Welcome back to Barely dmd. This is the second episode Energy where we're ready to kill. Kill some baddies. We're happy you're here. I'm happy that everyone's here. And we don't have any letter to question today because I didn't feel right. Because you don't really have time to ask questions when you're, like, literally fighting, like, horrible beings. Speaking of fighting horrible beings. I'm fighting a horrible being, and it's myself. [00:00:45] Speaker C: I mean, if you have an infection, you could literally be fighting horrible beings. [00:00:50] Speaker A: I could, yeah. Little Bacteria Boys. So, Bacteria Boys, I'm ready to throw hands and throw. [00:01:00] Speaker B: That's the name of my band. Bacteria Boys. [00:01:02] Speaker A: Bacteria Boys. [00:01:03] Speaker D: Little Bacteria Boys. [00:01:06] Speaker C: It's like Bacteria Boys, but very not. [00:01:09] Speaker B: But they're very, very small. And there's a lot of them. [00:01:14] Speaker C: It's like Backstreet Boys, but they're tiny. And they will not quit doing mitosis. [00:01:18] Speaker B: It's actually. It's actually 1 billion boys. They're all bacteria in a trench coat. And they go [00:01:28] Speaker A: commercial. Yeah. [00:01:31] Speaker C: Well, this has been weird. This is. This is for my noting. Yeah, Listener. There's not gonna be a whole lot else. We're just. We're getting back to it. This combat is intense, and I want to. Hang on. [00:01:42] Speaker B: We got on the phone at 10:00am it's now 3:30pm. [00:01:46] Speaker C: Yep. I mean, we started about 11, but yeah, still. [00:01:49] Speaker B: That's true. That's true. [00:01:50] Speaker C: But I mean, but I mean, still, that's an eternal combat. But that's what the uber boss fight for. Everyone listening, this experience you're having, this is what the Yepin fight was like, but in person and with more people. Okay, we're just gonna get to it. For my note taking, nerds, level 15 and level 17, 34, 88, all the same dates and stuff. This is episode 172 of the Accidental Adventures, the Queen of Death Part 2. And we're just gonna get into it, guys. So without a further ado, within the horrible interior of Blackfang, violence all around. On the brink of death, surrounded by powerful enemies. I need someone to roll me a D4. It's a new round of combat. [00:02:38] Speaker B: Can I do it? [00:02:39] Speaker C: Yeah, do it. Do it, Borgs. Just don't roll a one. You'll be fine. [00:02:44] Speaker B: I got a two again. [00:02:46] Speaker C: That's phenomenal. That's phenomenal. Excellent. As long as you don't roll a one. Okay. Oblation of the thrall. It might be in her interest to actually do something about this now. Why? [00:03:04] Speaker E: Why? [00:03:08] Speaker B: She does just regain her hit points, which sucks. [00:03:12] Speaker C: Yeah, she's gonna blow up another white. She'll regain another 28 hit points. Take her back up here. And will she do another one? She is ultimately the worst thing in here. Yeah, she's gonna do another one, actually. So Schistha reaches outward and connects to the wights, which, shudder. Explode into bones and calcified tissue and just scatter across the floor. And she'll regain 56 hit points. [00:04:00] Speaker E: Holy mackerel. [00:04:05] Speaker C: No, she's. She still looks cracked, but she's looking a whole lot better as her body's being reconstituted by the power pumping back into her, returning life to her. All right, it's the top of initiative. Boz Rex is up. What is Boz Rex doing? [00:04:21] Speaker E: A boss Rex. Let me pull up my little Rex sheet. Okay, so who. Okay, that's Greta off to his right. [00:04:31] Speaker A: Correct. [00:04:32] Speaker E: Or is that a bone guy and Greta. [00:04:36] Speaker C: That is confused. Greta is on Boz's right, and a bone claw is on boss left. [00:04:43] Speaker E: And then who's in front of him? Is that me that's in front of him? [00:04:46] Speaker C: Yes. Up ahead is rogue and a bone claw behind her. [00:04:49] Speaker E: Okay, sick. Okay, so the guy is gonna turn to the bone claw. Yeah, the bone claw to the left. [00:05:05] Speaker C: And do some chomps. [00:05:08] Speaker E: I'm looking. One second. Real quick. I was looking to see if it. If mult. Well, no, it can't make multi attack because there's not two. Two dudes. Right. Yeah. [00:05:18] Speaker C: So I can only do one bite and one tail. [00:05:21] Speaker E: Well, it says the T. Rex makes two attacks. One with its. Yeah. One with its bite attack and one with its tail. It can't make both against the same target, but it doesn't. Yeah, so let's just do a bite, because I sure do. That's gonna be better. So that's gonna be. To hit. That's gonna be a 25. [00:05:47] Speaker C: Yeah, a 25. Yes. [00:05:49] Speaker E: Okay, so that's gonna be 4D12. [00:05:55] Speaker C: Jeez. Oh, so that's this one. [00:05:58] Speaker B: Whoa. [00:05:59] Speaker C: Which bone claw you were facing? The massive. The massive bos [00:06:06] Speaker B: plus eight. [00:06:07] Speaker C: And there's just this horrible clapping sound. This from the jaws crunching down onto the boat bones. [00:06:13] Speaker E: Okay, I rolled. Not bad. 38 piercing damage. [00:06:27] Speaker C: 38 piercing damage. Also, if that's a lot of damage, [00:06:32] Speaker E: if the target is medium or smaller creature. It's not, is it? [00:06:38] Speaker C: Amazingly, the bone claw is actually large. [00:06:41] Speaker E: Okay, so that doesn't matter. Because I was gonna say, if it's medium or small, it's grappled, but because it's large, then it's not grappled. But it did take 38 points. [00:06:53] Speaker C: Yeah, it's looking real rough. After Bosrix clamps his jaws down, and he, like, grabs him and then swings his head and throws him into the wall. And as he falls to the ground, the bone claw, like, clambers up. It is. It's missing all sorts of bo. It's like. Honestly, it looks like you removed every bone that wasn't integral and only the bones necessary to keep it together in one single form that are really not even sufficient. It's just being held together by that. That dark, reddish energy and its center and the smoke coming out of its bottom. It's fractured and cracked. The jaw's been ripped off. It looks awful. [00:07:25] Speaker E: Okay. And I'm trying to decide if I should use movement or if I should just stay. I think I'm just gonna leave boss where he's at. Yeah, I think boss is just gonna stay where he's at. [00:07:43] Speaker C: Okay. It is Shista's turn. God. [00:07:51] Speaker B: Okay. [00:07:55] Speaker C: I have a very hard choice to make. She could do something really effective, but it would hurt her numbers, and her numbers are working very in her advantage right now. It's another good option that doesn't work with the polymorph at the moment. This is tough. What is she gonna do? Okay, I. I have to pick. I can't. I can't keep not choosing. Oh, I wanted her to use the other ability, but it's too costly to her own force. Oh, this sucks. I'm gonna. I'm gonna have to save this for next time. Yeah. Okay. I mean, if. If she can survive to another round of combat, I'm gonna use another one. [00:09:01] Speaker E: But it's not even like another combat. [00:09:03] Speaker C: No, this would be more advantageous for her to use in a second round of combat. It is not. It's. It's not the best move right now. And she's very intelligent. So instead, she's gonna use her Last remaining is 8th level slot. She will skip on her wormworld right now because that's just not the play. Holy moly. And instead, she'll another eighth level circle of death down. And it's become very clear who her problems are. So she's gonna. [00:09:30] Speaker D: Is this an AOE spell? [00:09:32] Speaker C: It is. She's gonna stick it on the other end of the map, and she's gonna do an eighth level circle of death, and she's gonna put it right on the far side of the map in like right by the undead dragon. It's a 60 foot radius, I want to say. So [00:09:54] Speaker D: the. [00:09:55] Speaker C: The bone claw and the dragon. The undead dragon are going to be immune, but she's going to hit Greta Craig and. Wrong Grim. This is a eighth level, so it's another 10D6. I need everyone to give me constitution saving throws as there's been a snap of black hateful energy just and spreads outward in this. This massive sphere of like churning black energy that has a swirling border. Constitution saved though. Constitution. [00:10:34] Speaker E: Does Roe make it? [00:10:36] Speaker C: No. [00:10:37] Speaker E: Okay. And neither does boss. [00:10:39] Speaker C: No. No. Because if I put it on boss, I can't put it on wrong. [00:10:44] Speaker D: I got a two on my shield, so it's only going to reduce damage for me. And then I got a 24 on my con save [00:10:54] Speaker C: save for wrong Grim. What did we get for Greta? [00:11:00] Speaker E: Greta, remember, Remember you have a D12 Bardic inspo if you need it. [00:11:04] Speaker C: It's true. [00:11:05] Speaker B: I used it. [00:11:07] Speaker C: What'd you get? [00:11:08] Speaker B: I'm working. I'm working, I'm working. [00:11:09] Speaker C: Oh, sorry. [00:11:13] Speaker B: I'm gonna. I'm gonna use. Wait, Tam, I have a question. I use my per DM and my [00:11:21] Speaker C: inspiration. [00:11:21] Speaker B: Verdict. Inspiration. If I use my inspiration, can I keep. Keep those two numbers? [00:11:27] Speaker C: Oh, use your inspiration on the D20 roll itself. [00:11:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Can I reroll the D20? [00:11:32] Speaker C: I'll let you do that. I'm okay with that. [00:11:39] Speaker B: Okay, that is better. [00:11:41] Speaker A: So that we need to save everything for Shista when we fight Shista. I'm like, oh wait. We might want to save that roll for when we fight Shista. I'm like, oh wait, we are fighting Shista. [00:11:51] Speaker C: It's the video game. Like I'll save this for when I need it. And you get to the end of the game and your inventory is full. [00:11:56] Speaker E: Now is the time. [00:11:58] Speaker B: I got 16. [00:11:59] Speaker C: 16. Shista's spell save is 22. So Greta and Craig fail. Wrong Grim succeeds. So Wrong Grim, you take half damage and really a quarter damage because you're resistant to necrotic. Everyone else is going to take full. So that is going to be 24 plus 8 is 32 points of necrotic damage. So 32 points of necrotic damage to Craig and Greta and 8 for wrongdoam. 8 necrotic damage for wrongdoam. And she'll save her big guns. It's [00:12:46] Speaker D: 32. Oh right. So 32 goes to 16 to 16. [00:12:50] Speaker C: Cuz you succeed. Oh, so none. You take no damage. Two. [00:12:56] Speaker D: Well, no, I take two points of damage. [00:12:58] Speaker C: Okay. [00:12:59] Speaker D: Or is that not how that works? [00:13:01] Speaker C: No, no, no, because remember, cuz you saved and you're resistant and you rolled on 11, so you take none. So. Yeah. Wrong. As the Black death rolls over you, your cloak absorbs a bunch of it and your shield draws it in and you're like. You feel the hot death pulled off of you. And you, Craig, you hold up your shield and pull in energy. I also need. Now she's going to use breath from bleeding. And I need all three of you to make me constitution saving throws. She's gonna try and recuperate some of that damage she dealt to you. [00:13:34] Speaker D: She's gonna try, but she didn't heal any from me, so she didn't do [00:13:39] Speaker C: any damage to me. Oh yeah, it's true. [00:13:44] Speaker B: I got a 19. [00:13:47] Speaker C: Okay, that succeeds. And Craig's good at these. Oh, Micah rolled it off the table. Micah's holding up the fingy. That means wait listener. Oh, she's rolling it again. She's rounding the third. She's got a hole on the base far in the airfield. [00:14:08] Speaker A: This is a. [00:14:21] Speaker C: So she dealt 32 damage deal. Correct. [00:14:26] Speaker A: She did still 32 damage. [00:14:28] Speaker C: So she regains. [00:14:29] Speaker A: But I stored. Say it again. [00:14:34] Speaker C: She regains 16 hit points. This is the ability where if you fail damage. [00:14:41] Speaker A: I have a question. Me storing damage, does that affect how much she heals? No. Okay. [00:14:50] Speaker C: Because the amount she pulled away from you is. She's. She's drawing back his life. [00:14:54] Speaker B: Gosh. [00:14:56] Speaker C: So she's no longer looking cracked liches be cross. [00:15:00] Speaker D: Wow. [00:15:02] Speaker C: I do have. [00:15:03] Speaker D: I have a reaction. Just because I need to change this weapon damage type to not fire. Because she's resistant to fire and I don't know if she's gonna be resistant to cold, but we're changing it to cold. [00:15:14] Speaker C: Baby, you gotta. You gotta try. You gotta take your swings. [00:15:18] Speaker D: Yeah, try. That's all I was gonna do in her turn. I just understood that before my turn. [00:15:25] Speaker C: No problem. Thank you for declaring. Wrong room. As you focus on your trident, you twist it in your hand and the flames extinguish and mist and then all these ice crystals anyway. [00:15:41] Speaker E: So can you use a reaction even if there's something not going towards you? Like if it's not. [00:15:48] Speaker C: Reactions will specify in their description. Some reactions are. Are specified by proximity, some are specified by attacks, and some are specified by other action sets. [00:15:58] Speaker E: What about my mass healing? [00:16:02] Speaker C: You could use another one if you want to. From. From your loot. You can if you want to. [00:16:11] Speaker E: I'm going to do it while I can because I'M at one hit point, and Tello's down. [00:16:16] Speaker D: Yeah, girl. [00:16:17] Speaker E: So she uses the second one. There's. There's no other. [00:16:21] Speaker C: There's another. A fracture. Oh, that's both. [00:16:25] Speaker E: No, she still has one more. Yeah, that's what I was saying. She still has one more. And every ally within a hundred feet, which is everyone. [00:16:33] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:16:33] Speaker C: Takes three D8 plus five. So Ro focuses on the provision provided by the maker and reaches out to him, supplicating. She plays a sort of liturgical chord. And that second amethyst circle fractures. And there's another wave of golden light that flows out from her. [00:17:04] Speaker E: Everyone gets 25 hit points back. [00:17:09] Speaker C: Hell, yeah. That's. [00:17:10] Speaker B: That's great. [00:17:11] Speaker E: Does that bring Tello up? [00:17:13] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:17:15] Speaker E: Hell, yeah. [00:17:16] Speaker B: Okay. And. Yeah, Greta needed that. [00:17:20] Speaker E: Cool, cool, cool. That's what I figured, that everyone needed it and Rose at one, so. [00:17:27] Speaker C: Okay, then. Is there any other real move here? I. I think that'll do it for Shista. We're gonna go to Rhondrim's turn. [00:17:37] Speaker D: Rongrim's gonna run 35ft towards. [00:17:39] Speaker C: 35ft toward her. Her. [00:17:42] Speaker D: Yeah. And I'm within 60ft, which means I can still throw my trident. I'm gonna do it recklessly, so it is at disadvantage, but I'm recklessly throwing it, so it's gonna be at normal. So I'm gonna do the first one to see if I can pull her back before I do my second attack. [00:18:04] Speaker C: Oh, toward you? [00:18:05] Speaker D: Yeah. Oh, yeah. How does a 31 feel on her? [00:18:10] Speaker C: A 31 will do it. [00:18:12] Speaker D: Okay. I like to use my bonus action to bring her towards me this time. [00:18:16] Speaker C: You can. [00:18:19] Speaker D: Do I need to do a check or something? Or is she so wimp and frail? You know what I mean? Like, she should just be. Oh, sick. Okay, Sick. All right, so that hits, and then I will use my second one so I can roll my damage. This one at normal, thankfully, or this one at advantage with a 28 for my second attack battle. [00:18:46] Speaker C: Yep. [00:18:48] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah. All right. I have all my D6s here. Am I gonna need to do this whole rigamarole again? Is she resistant to my cold? [00:18:57] Speaker C: If you're willing. If you're willing, I'd ask you to separate the damages for me. [00:19:00] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:19:02] Speaker E: What if he's not? [00:19:03] Speaker D: So. So this is gonna be 20. 26, right? 35, normal damage. And then let me get my other damage. That one's gonna do good for me. Okay, so that is. That's 10 right there. 52 cold damage. [00:19:53] Speaker C: Phenomenal. That happens to 26. [00:19:56] Speaker D: Yep. [00:19:58] Speaker C: Well, that was still a lot of damage. Wrong. Grim, what does it look like as you pierce her with the trident? Pull you towards you and make another attack. [00:20:09] Speaker D: You got it, man. [00:20:10] Speaker C: You can describe it. Okay. All right. The trident launches outward as the chain magically elongates as it pierces into her. Grabbing her rib cage, you fling her backward. It's actually kind of comical. Her arms do the looney Tune behind her, and the cloaks flow backward. And as you pull close, you stab into her again. But the heat burns outward from the energy inside of her. She does resist the cold. You get the feeling that the battle map is now unfocused. You get the feeling that the. The Queen of the Damned is resistant to a lot of different things. Sorry, that pulled my attention off. And put her hand to the map. Okay, so that's Wrongdim's turn. At the end of Wrongim's turn, Shista's gonna use legendary action. She's gonna load this and blast him. [00:21:02] Speaker D: Blast. [00:21:02] Speaker C: This dude keeps getting her. Oh, that's. Wow. I don't even know how I made that. Cocked. Okay. Ooh, that's really low. Dragon, what's your AC2219. [00:21:15] Speaker D: Heck yeah. [00:21:16] Speaker C: Let's go. Dude, that's phenomenal. Okay, the drag. I'm going to not get the dragon wrong this time. First of all, let's roll at the beginning to see if we regain our breath weapon. Because I. I might not. Five again. I mean, I'm happy about that. I regain it. You're the bad guy, Zach. You're the bad guy. So it's going to lift up its head, and you watch as, like, the. The only partially grown organs inside of its. Inside of its torso and its ribcage, like, shudder. And Paulette pull inward in its head and it releases that dark gas again. Greta, you're still 10ft up in the air, right? Is that correct? Okay, so you are not hit by the gases. I need literally everybody else to give me a constitution saving throw. [00:22:08] Speaker D: Is there with anyone within 30ft of me or. [00:22:11] Speaker C: No, There might be now. There might be now. [00:22:14] Speaker D: Yeah, let me look. [00:22:14] Speaker B: I figured. [00:22:23] Speaker C: Oh, Daniel, I'm sorry. You're five feet out of range with Ro and Craig. Oh, you are. Okay, so you do have your wings out, but you didn't specify that you were up in the air at all. You just, like, banked and flew forward. Yeah, I mean, you just said you flew around. You didn't specify any movement upward. But if you want to on your turn, you can raise this time. Micah Bozrex. [00:22:52] Speaker E: Got a 23. [00:22:54] Speaker C: That's good. [00:22:55] Speaker B: Nice. Tello got a nat one. [00:23:03] Speaker E: Okay, I rolled a nat 20 for ro. And with her boon from F Moon Kai that I've been using for all saving throws, the D4. That is a 23 as well. [00:23:23] Speaker C: Sorry about the 10, Craig. That sucks. [00:23:25] Speaker D: I got an 11. [00:23:27] Speaker E: Oh, guys, y' all are archon heavy. Guys. What happened? [00:23:31] Speaker C: How. What'd you roll? [00:23:33] Speaker D: I rolled a one. [00:23:37] Speaker B: Wait, do I get to add things onto a one? Oh, Tilla has a zero. Still one. [00:23:42] Speaker C: Well, also, it's in that one. [00:23:44] Speaker B: Well, okay. [00:23:46] Speaker E: Whoa. [00:23:47] Speaker C: Well, actually, that's a pretty average roll. Sort of. Okay, so Ro succeeds. Wow, that's weird. Ro, Greta and Boz are the ones who succeed. It's Tello, Craig, and Rondrim who fail. That's bizarre. [00:24:02] Speaker E: Weird. I don't like it. [00:24:04] Speaker C: So, 10, 20, 30. [00:24:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:12] Speaker C: 49 points of necrotic damage. [00:24:15] Speaker E: Is that [00:24:18] Speaker C: okay? [00:24:19] Speaker D: Sorry. [00:24:19] Speaker C: 49 total. For the people who failed. For the people who succeeded. Oh, somebody help me. [00:24:23] Speaker D: 24. 24. [00:24:24] Speaker C: 24. Yeah. 24 for Greta. Row. [00:24:28] Speaker B: And no, not for me. Not for me. [00:24:30] Speaker C: Excuse me. 24 for. You didn't get a 19. [00:24:34] Speaker B: No, I. I'm above. [00:24:36] Speaker E: She didn't roll. [00:24:37] Speaker B: I'm. I'm. [00:24:38] Speaker C: Yes, yes, yes, yes. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, you're not affected at all. Phenomenal. [00:24:42] Speaker E: RO is at two hit points again. [00:24:45] Speaker B: Just. [00:24:45] Speaker E: Just for fun. [00:24:46] Speaker C: Just so everyone knows, Heavy black plume of smoke flows around you all. And you all breathe in the suffering, coughing breaths. You all struggle to. To maintain yourselves upward. Many people fall knees and shake. You all have varicose veins pulsing out of your neck. Your skin is growing paler. You're feeling weak. Also, Jabby, it's good that you saved. You took half, right? You took 24. [00:25:11] Speaker B: Me. [00:25:12] Speaker C: So I need a. No. Sorry, Ro. That's going to be a DC12 con save. To keep concentration on Polymorph, Everyone cross your finger. [00:25:22] Speaker E: Oh, heck yeah. [00:25:24] Speaker C: What'd you get, buddy? [00:25:25] Speaker E: Okay, That's a dirty 20. [00:25:27] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [00:25:32] Speaker E: Two hit points and a dirty 20. Sounds like a drink and a dive bar. [00:25:37] Speaker C: The UN. The Dragon's gonna learn this time. [00:25:40] Speaker D: He's gonna move towards Ron Grimm. Because I'm attacking Shista. [00:25:45] Speaker C: Actually, maybe. Yes, actually. I mean, the whole thing was he was gonna move away to the others, but that might actually be exactly what he does. He needs to protect Shysta. Yeah. That is. [00:26:03] Speaker D: Yeah, boy. [00:26:06] Speaker C: The dragon shifts around and turns directly onto Gwangyu. Oh, that sucks. Wrongr. Okay, Daniel said I came here to do one thing. And so. So help me, I'm gonna do it at the end of the dragon's turn. You're never gonna guess, but just as good. Isn't it only against. [00:26:27] Speaker D: Only between turns of her enemies that [00:26:30] Speaker C: she can do this. [00:26:31] Speaker D: Didn't we? [00:26:31] Speaker C: Oh, you're right. [00:26:32] Speaker D: No, no, no. [00:26:33] Speaker C: You're right, Daniel. You're right. Only turns around enemies. Thank you. That's really helpful. I'm not joking. I really appreciate that. This is a nauseatingly complicated. There's other creatures. I'm too. Thank you. Okay. Phenomenal. Great call. It's Tello's turn. [00:26:46] Speaker B: Yes, Tello is down. So he's going to. [00:26:49] Speaker E: Is he back down? [00:26:51] Speaker B: Yeah, he's gonna roll a death save. He got a nat 20. What does that mean? [00:27:01] Speaker C: He's up. He's up. [00:27:02] Speaker B: He's up. [00:27:03] Speaker C: He's up. And he has his turn because it's at the beginning of his turn. [00:27:06] Speaker B: Wait, he has one hit point. [00:27:08] Speaker C: Yeah. If you roll a nat 20, you come up with one hit point conscious and you get to keep return. That's phenomenal. Oh, let's go. [00:27:17] Speaker E: I've never seen that happen. [00:27:19] Speaker B: I've always heard of it. [00:27:20] Speaker E: Never seen it. [00:27:21] Speaker B: It was over in the corner, correct? [00:27:23] Speaker C: Yeah, he was over in the corner. [00:27:26] Speaker B: And he was over in the corner. [00:27:28] Speaker C: Yes, yes. [00:27:28] Speaker D: Abby's forehead. [00:27:30] Speaker B: Does he. Does he have eyes on. Does he have eyes. Is he. Can he. Is he. Oh my God. Can he shoot? Sis. Shista Sister. [00:27:41] Speaker C: He moves like five feet to the side. [00:27:43] Speaker B: Yes, I would like to move five feet to the side. Yes. [00:27:49] Speaker C: Hold the head for me. [00:27:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:27:51] Speaker E: Okay. [00:27:51] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. He's going to use a silvered arrow and try and use a charge of guiding bolt. That is a 13. [00:28:05] Speaker C: My 13's not gonna hit. [00:28:07] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. And just so I'm clear, that does use one of my charges. [00:28:12] Speaker C: Yeah, because charges expended. So he. He raises up the crossbow, breathes and he speaks the incantation and the silvery light flies into it. But he's stumbling from having recovered from almost dying. And the bolt as he like gets up and calls, coughs about blood. It just scatters into the darkness. That's a crazy turn. What an up and one. [00:28:36] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. He's going to bonus action. Take one of the greater healing potions. [00:28:42] Speaker C: That's a good idea. Abby. [00:28:43] Speaker B: That he has eye roll. That. [00:28:46] Speaker C: Yes. Yes. [00:28:47] Speaker B: Great. Okay. [00:28:49] Speaker C: Okay. [00:28:51] Speaker B: Four D. Four. Wait, that's a. Sorry, that's a D. Six. It looks like a cube, so I think it's six. [00:28:58] Speaker C: Explore whatever numbers are but at the end of Tello's turn. No, no, no. [00:29:03] Speaker B: Okay, I guess. [00:29:04] Speaker A: I guess. [00:29:04] Speaker B: Sorry. [00:29:05] Speaker C: I mean, you can go ahead and be rolling the damage. The. The dragon is finally in range of somebody. So now it's going to take its legendary. So it's going to spend two to make a bite attack. [00:29:25] Speaker E: Only boss Bozarex can do that. I said so. [00:29:34] Speaker D: That was a crit. That's okay. [00:29:43] Speaker C: You know, honestly, Wrong's head worse. That's the truth. He really has. He's been critted by a crack. I rolled a three and a one. Eight. Wrong game. You take 16 points of piercing damage reduced to eight because I got a crit and I rolled three and a one. Wow. Wow. That went in your favor. Holy cow. All right, Greta, it's you. Abby, I don't know if you've thought about this. You should really start growing rolling. Tello and Greta further away from each other in initiative. I don't know why you keep doing this. You're muted. [00:30:20] Speaker E: This is the way, actually, I think. [00:30:22] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:30:22] Speaker C: She was saying the other day, I just love having back to back turns. [00:30:25] Speaker E: No, she actually did tell me. She literally did tell me that yesterday. I'm not being sarcastic. [00:30:30] Speaker C: It's. At some point soon that she'll realize she's muted and that everything she's been saying, we can't hear. But not yet. [00:30:37] Speaker B: I actually. I actually do like it. It makes it. [00:30:41] Speaker A: It helps. [00:30:41] Speaker B: Helps manage my stress a lot. Okay. [00:30:43] Speaker C: Okay, Great. [00:30:44] Speaker B: What am I doing? Okay, it's Greta's turn. Well, I feel like Greta is going to do a. She is going to do a mass cure wounds. [00:31:00] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:31:01] Speaker E: The [00:31:03] Speaker B: seventh level, y'. [00:31:05] Speaker C: All the clerics out here. Cleric and Cleric. [00:31:07] Speaker B: Cleric 5. D8. Wow. Okay, let me get my date. [00:31:17] Speaker C: I was like, whoa, these healing spells are crazy. [00:31:22] Speaker A: Wow. [00:31:22] Speaker B: I have so many. Actually, yesterday we were talking about. Last time, we were talking about my dice, and I found, like, so many of these little mushroom guys. Like, I think I have four sets of these little mushroom guys because when I started playing, people were like, oh, she plays D and D and she likes mushrooms. So, like, three different people. And I love them. One, two, three. I love them a lot. [00:31:49] Speaker D: Is this gonna be healing for everyone, or are you. [00:31:52] Speaker B: Oh, I'm sorry. Wait. [00:31:53] Speaker A: Okay. [00:31:54] Speaker B: I should have moved before I did that. Where am I? [00:32:01] Speaker D: To the right of the. [00:32:03] Speaker E: You get 60ft with mass. You're doing mass cure wounds. [00:32:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:08] Speaker E: You get 60ft. [00:32:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:12] Speaker D: Is that everybody then? [00:32:14] Speaker E: I feel like it should be. Right. [00:32:16] Speaker D: I think so, too. [00:32:18] Speaker C: Yes. You have everybody where you are. [00:32:19] Speaker E: You got ever bar. [00:32:21] Speaker C: In fact, if you wanted to, you could also heal undead dragon and sh. [00:32:25] Speaker B: I'm going to be very clear that I don't want to do that. [00:32:28] Speaker A: Thank you. [00:32:29] Speaker E: That's such a nice idea. [00:32:35] Speaker B: I'm sorry. I can't. I can't, like, see. [00:32:40] Speaker C: I'm so sorry. I'm blind. [00:32:43] Speaker B: I can't see. [00:32:48] Speaker C: Ron, these are just checkers with on them. I don't know if I've talked about it, but I'm blind. It's anchorman, too. [00:32:56] Speaker B: Okay, [00:33:01] Speaker C: 93, Ron. 93. Oh, nuna did a big stretch. Oh, now she's trying to sc. [00:33:13] Speaker E: I have trained Diggle. When I say, let's do a stretch and I stretch, he stretches. [00:33:19] Speaker C: It's so cute. For a second there, I thought Micah was also reacting to how cute it was. She. She was yawning. [00:33:25] Speaker B: Okay. [00:33:25] Speaker C: Micah went. Oh, that's. [00:33:32] Speaker B: So five. D8 plus five. [00:33:36] Speaker C: Yep, [00:33:39] Speaker B: that's. I did. I got 20. 22. [00:33:43] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. [00:33:44] Speaker C: That's phenomenal. [00:33:46] Speaker E: So we each get 22 points back, everybody. [00:33:50] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:33:51] Speaker D: Even the T. Rex. [00:33:53] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:33:53] Speaker B: Yes. [00:33:54] Speaker C: Blurs and do not curse. [00:33:56] Speaker B: Okay. And I think. I think I'm gonna go ahead and bonus action. Take my supreme healing potion. [00:34:06] Speaker C: Okay. [00:34:08] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm gonna do. [00:34:09] Speaker D: Yeah, that's a good idea. [00:34:10] Speaker E: Good idea. [00:34:15] Speaker B: Okay. Math is so hard. How many did I say? 22. There's so many dice in front of me. Looking at them makes my eyes, like. [00:34:31] Speaker D: Makes your eyes not be able to see you go blind. [00:34:34] Speaker B: I know. Yeah. [00:34:37] Speaker C: There's so many of them. It makes my eyes not see. [00:34:42] Speaker B: Nine. And then. Okay, where am I? I'm gonna move before I do all my math. Wait. I'm gonna make sure that I circle my math so that I know which math I'm doing. [00:34:51] Speaker A: Where are you? [00:34:52] Speaker B: Where am I? [00:34:55] Speaker C: I'm so. [00:34:56] Speaker B: Okay, I'm. I'm right next to. To Rorex. [00:34:59] Speaker E: Correct. [00:34:59] Speaker B: Or to the bot. Who are those people in the sphere closest to the other tv? Yeah, to the right. But I don't know what it is. [00:35:16] Speaker D: For Zach, it's Craig and the bone claw. [00:35:20] Speaker C: Yeah, it's Craig and a bone claw. [00:35:21] Speaker B: Okay. [00:35:22] Speaker E: Just doing their thing. Craig and a bone claw walk into a bar. [00:35:26] Speaker B: I think I'm gonna stay where I am. Yeah, I'm gonna stay where I am. [00:35:35] Speaker C: Sounds like a freaking fuekel. Okay, I think this time we're actually gonna mix it up a lot. And Shista's gonna use some legendary actions. [00:35:46] Speaker D: No way. [00:35:49] Speaker E: Bad. [00:35:49] Speaker C: Actually, I'm being sarcastic, but she is gonna Use some legendary actions. She's not gonna use. And she's going to put it one creature you can see within range. [00:36:05] Speaker E: Hmm. [00:36:06] Speaker C: Well, maybe she doesn't want to do that. Hold on, hold on. I don't think she actually is going to do that. I think she's going to use another one. Oh, that's the one I wanted to use. That's Stinky Pooples. I looked at the wrong spell, folks. This guy, this guy, this guy. This spell is also not in the player's handle. [00:36:31] Speaker E: That means it doesn't exist and you [00:36:33] Speaker C: can't even a little bit. True. Okay. Why are so many good spells in Xanathar's and Tasha's? Okay. Touch a creature you can see within range. Okay. Oh, dang it. Okay. All right. Okay. I'm gonna simplify this because my plans keep messing up, and I'm not gonna keep making that everybody else's problem. So here's what's gonna happen. She's going to try and hit wrong Grim with a fifth level blight because I'm not gonna try and make up a better plan. I can't keep messing this up. So wrong. What's your AC? [00:37:21] Speaker D: 22, baby. [00:37:25] Speaker C: That's a hit, but just barely. Does that count? Does that produce anything for you? What? [00:37:41] Speaker D: She's not Jackie. [00:37:42] Speaker E: She's not. [00:37:44] Speaker D: A lot of my stuff that redirects damage is force damage. And Zach's not said that. It's been. Yeah, so. [00:37:51] Speaker E: Got you. Thank you. [00:37:52] Speaker C: D8. So that is 1, 2, 3. [00:37:57] Speaker D: Does this set 4. [00:37:58] Speaker C: AOE. 5, 7, 8, 9. You what? [00:38:03] Speaker D: I know it's not, but [00:38:06] Speaker C: 10, 20. Oh, I can't count. 34 plus 8 is 42. 42 points of necrotic damage for the Durangler and the dingler. She reaches outward and grips your face from them and there's just this flow of energy and blood out from you. I need you to make a constitution saving throw. [00:38:33] Speaker D: How much damage was it again? Sorry, it clinked out for me. [00:38:36] Speaker C: 42. No, you're good. 42 points of necrotic damage. [00:38:39] Speaker D: Okay, I got a 24 in my con save. And 42 goes down to 22. No, 21. [00:38:47] Speaker C: Excellent. [00:38:49] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:38:49] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay. Hell yeah. Okay. She does not take any healing back. Phenomenal. Now we go to Craig's question mark. Turn Craig right and then Rose on deck. Go get him. Craig [00:39:10] Speaker B: has. [00:39:11] Speaker A: Has the dragon has its reaction yet [00:39:16] Speaker C: it does not appear to have done. [00:39:25] Speaker A: If I move towards Shista, am I gonna provoke a opportunity attack from two of the creatures? [00:39:37] Speaker C: Sorry, there's food. I'm trying to eat it in tiny bits. Yes. There's a bone claw right up on your booty. [00:39:45] Speaker D: My booty claw is the other one. Would try to do the reaction. Yeah. [00:39:56] Speaker A: If I just fly upwards, would it be able to do reaction? Would that? [00:40:01] Speaker C: As long as you leave its radius. [00:40:05] Speaker A: Okay, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna just try one. [00:40:10] Speaker B: I'm gonna do a [00:40:12] Speaker A: think forward up first. [00:40:16] Speaker C: Okay. How far are you going? [00:40:18] Speaker A: Just out of reach of it. [00:40:21] Speaker C: That's going to be 20ft in the air. [00:40:23] Speaker A: That's 20ft in the air. Oh, wait, how far in front of me just. Is she, like, further than 60ft? [00:40:37] Speaker C: So if you go 20ft in the air, you won't be able to reach her. [00:40:40] Speaker A: Okay. And if I have to pass by the dragon, it will attack me as well. Or get an opportunity. [00:40:50] Speaker C: Well, you have a choice here. If you go around to the other side of Shiztha, which you have the movement for, it will get an attack of opportunity. If you stay in between the two, it will not get an attack of opportunity. But then you will be flanked by them. [00:41:08] Speaker A: Dude, this sucks. [00:41:13] Speaker C: Well said. [00:41:15] Speaker A: I need to get to Shista. I'm going to head that direction, and I'm just gonna take what I. What I can get. [00:41:27] Speaker B: I'm looking. [00:41:36] Speaker C: Okay. So opportunity attacks from the dragon and from the bone claw. So one from bone claw. That was a grit. Wait, what was it on the bone claw? [00:41:53] Speaker A: Is it more than 21? [00:41:55] Speaker C: It's a 28. It would have to have a plus one to hit for it to not be one crit. Okay. Okay, so it's gonna be. Oh, I didn't roll very high on damage. 10, 14, 28 points of slashing damage. Mick. Now the dragon gets its attack. You said your AC is 21. [00:42:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:30] Speaker C: This might not hit. Let's see. I rolled an eight. Oh, I got a 19. That doesn't hit. So the bone claw slashes out as you as you fly by Craig, but as you as you fly by the dragon's jaws, and it just scrapes off the back of your heavily plated armor. You feel the pinch, but you move by. You are in range of Shista. [00:42:54] Speaker A: Now, I am going to use, like, 12 points left in my healings, and I can just, like, lay my hand on myself and, like, heal myself. [00:43:07] Speaker C: Is lay on hands an action or a bonus action? [00:43:09] Speaker D: It's an action. [00:43:10] Speaker A: Let me see that. Some kind of. [00:43:12] Speaker C: I think it's an action. I'm pretty unfairly certain. [00:43:21] Speaker A: Oh, it's an action. [00:43:23] Speaker B: Okay. [00:43:24] Speaker A: Never Mind. Never mind. [00:43:26] Speaker B: It's fine. [00:43:27] Speaker C: I assume two attacks with Star Splinter. [00:43:29] Speaker A: Yes, yes, yes. [00:43:31] Speaker B: Two attacks. [00:43:32] Speaker C: Okay. Roll the hit, my guy. [00:43:33] Speaker D: Did you drink a healing potion as a bonus action, though, right? Or do you not have. That's. [00:43:37] Speaker C: Well, yes, yes, yes. Because then she could still punch the D Divine. Smites don't require a bonus action, right? Nope. [00:43:43] Speaker D: They're just. They're not even casting a spell. [00:43:46] Speaker A: Yeah, so I can do that, but I'm at 76 hit points, so I still kind of feel okay. [00:43:55] Speaker C: Okay, sure, sure, sure. You're good. Take your attacks. [00:43:58] Speaker A: So I'm gonna go ahead and just. [00:43:59] Speaker C: Do I understand the 20. 24 fixes? I mean, I love this, but I understand why they. [00:44:05] Speaker A: So that was a 32. [00:44:11] Speaker D: You should put a really high smite into that girl. [00:44:14] Speaker B: Was that a nat 20? That's [00:44:18] Speaker A: okay. And then that was a 22. [00:44:24] Speaker C: Both will hit. [00:44:26] Speaker A: Okay, so 32 and a 22. [00:44:33] Speaker C: Rose up next. And it's the whites and bone claws after that. [00:44:37] Speaker E: Okay. Oh, she's still got a real damage, right? Yeah. What is a lot of damage? And this is against Shista, right? Is she already looking bloody fractured, or. [00:44:50] Speaker C: No, she looks. Yeah, she looks very heavily. Yeah, she's. She's still fractured. [00:44:54] Speaker E: Okay. [00:44:55] Speaker C: She's beefy, but she's fractured. [00:45:01] Speaker B: Micah, did you get a crit? [00:45:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I did. [00:45:04] Speaker B: Wow. [00:45:07] Speaker C: Now she's entering the math wormhole. We really did make the funkiest paladin. Craig zooms away, the bone claw raking past part of his exposed armor as blood splash splatters down on the obsidian floor. But as he flies by and skims past the jaws of the dragon, he lands and pulls out his gleaming blade and slashes twice hard at Shista. [00:45:35] Speaker D: Is. Are we now flanking Shista, or do you not have enough food? [00:45:39] Speaker C: He does not have quite enough. [00:45:40] Speaker D: I was making sure, but I could probably get there. [00:45:43] Speaker C: You could move in such a. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:45:45] Speaker D: Cool. [00:45:46] Speaker E: Show photo is she is just within 60ft of me. Of row. [00:45:52] Speaker C: Not of me. Yes. Yeah. [00:45:54] Speaker E: Not of me. [00:45:57] Speaker C: Yeah, she definitely is. [00:46:02] Speaker A: One second, one second. [00:46:04] Speaker C: No, it's okay. There's a lot. [00:46:05] Speaker D: Dude, math, music. [00:46:09] Speaker C: This is. This is just the math. I should start playing this when my students are taking quizzes at school. [00:46:16] Speaker D: Don't do that. [00:46:16] Speaker C: Don't do that to the kids. I actually play. Very calming. My. One of my buddies from high school, jv, made a bunch of Legends of Zelda acoustic covers, which also. Listener, you should go listen to Jonathan Vanzuela on Spotify. He's got a bunch of acoustic Classic guitar covers of Legends of Zelda songs. And they're beautiful and they're very relaxing. And I play those. Yeah, it's very calming. I swear some people's grade averages went up a little bit. I mean, I haven't actually analyzed the data. I feel like. Yep, hit me with a nickel. [00:46:56] Speaker A: Okay. It was 104 damage for all. Oh, plus 20. Plus 23. [00:47:02] Speaker C: Hold on. [00:47:06] Speaker A: Hey, no, wait. Nano. Plus 26. Because I forgot I could add plus 26. Plus 20 from the damage stored. Plus three. Plus three. [00:47:19] Speaker C: Oh, the damage stored from your shield. Yeah, I need to make a deck save for that. Correct. It has a chance not to hit me, right? It's not automatic. [00:47:29] Speaker D: Okay. [00:47:29] Speaker C: I didn't make it. That's fine. Excellent. Excellent. Okay, great. Okay. [00:47:36] Speaker A: Oh, shoot. [00:47:37] Speaker E: Okay. [00:47:37] Speaker A: That's okay. That's okay. [00:47:38] Speaker C: Okay. [00:47:40] Speaker D: Sick. Craig. [00:47:42] Speaker C: What do the attacks look like, Craig? [00:47:45] Speaker A: I'm gonna say since now they're melee, I'm gonna. I'm going to use Godspeed just for flavoring. I'm gonna like raise myself up to her eye level. [00:47:59] Speaker B: Oh, so cool. [00:48:01] Speaker A: I'm going to kind of like, I don't know. Can you flavor the sword? [00:48:09] Speaker C: Yes, absolutely. With one single. As. As Godspeed brings you up to her seed, there's one. Or up to her speed, up to her location, there's one last flap of your wings. And as you lift up, you use the momentum of the lift to. And you stab the blade down through the gaps. And her rip cage twist and fracture off a bunch of the bones. As she bows forward, you bring the sword back around and carve down across her bones, etching through them, breaking some of that red crystalline vein network across her bones. And as there's shatter and explosions of energy, she hisses and writhes. She is looking very heavily damaged. I mean, there's still some force constituting her, but a fraction of her initial hit points. She looks very, very heavily cracked. That's it for your turn, right, Craig? [00:48:57] Speaker A: Yes. [00:48:59] Speaker C: Okay, the end of your turn. She's going to use a loathsome blast. [00:49:03] Speaker A: No, [00:49:05] Speaker C: she's smart. She'll keep it targeted on wrong. [00:49:10] Speaker E: Oh, get some help. [00:49:12] Speaker C: 16. 16. Okay. The energy gathers in her hand and as she does. That's one of the strikes that Craig like. Like she's going to plant it on you. As Craig hits her with a second strike and it just carves up the wall on the top of the of the tower. Doesn't hit you. Phenomenal. It's rose turn. 18. [00:49:34] Speaker B: 19. [00:49:36] Speaker E: Okay, so I already rolled it just for speed. Bonus Action. She's going to drink her supreme healing potion. [00:49:45] Speaker C: Phenomenal. [00:49:45] Speaker E: Phenomenal. So I rolled. It's 10d4 plus 20. And I rolled 24, so. 24 plus 20, 44. [00:49:54] Speaker C: That's a lot of healing. That is a lot of four from a potion. These are some good resources you got from Alandra. [00:50:02] Speaker E: Yeah. So I'm now at 68. Okay. Ro is gonna. Okay, I have a question for you. This little dragon dude, he's got his wings. Can Ro see Shista? Like, because we're all so short. [00:50:20] Speaker C: Oh, very clearly. No, no. You have a. You have a very clear line of sight on her. [00:50:24] Speaker E: Rose gonna do something that may be dumb. [00:50:27] Speaker D: Hey. [00:50:28] Speaker E: But she's gonna do it because she wants this fight to be closer to being over. She is going to point her finger at Shista and strum on song splitter and she is going to cast disintegrate at the seventh level. [00:50:49] Speaker C: Phenomenal. [00:50:52] Speaker E: And like the energy. Yeah. Oh, I was just gonna say, like a purple stream, like with gold in it, like, hits like, goes like it like weaves for flavoring. It, like weaves around the dragon right to her. And bro is just like. Is she's like doing it like how like a. You know, in a metal song when they're playing like with drop D and they're just chugging and she. She like screams out. She's like, you will not. You will not kill another one of ours. As she points her finger. [00:51:29] Speaker C: Beautiful as the gold bolt. [00:51:32] Speaker E: I'm so sorry. Gotta say, as she does that, because it's not a bonus action, she's gonna use one of her arcane inspirations. She's gonna give that to Craig. No. Yeah, Craig. And what that means is your ally that you choose gains advantage on their next saving throw against a spell or magical effect for the next minute. [00:52:03] Speaker B: Nice. [00:52:04] Speaker E: No, I'm sorry. For the next hour. For the next hour. So. So you have advantage on a one. Yeah, Yeah. I don't think I can do both. That I can't do. [00:52:15] Speaker C: As the purple and gold beam arcs around the dragon and flies at her, Shista is going to expend one of her legendary actions. And the beam just arcs off of her and carves a hole into the floor. But hey, a legendary action is expended and that is very meaningful in this fight. You mean end of rose resistance or. Yes. Sorry. Thank you. Legendary resistance at the end of rose turn. [00:52:43] Speaker E: Oh, wait. Movement. Do I still. Do they still have opportunity attack on me? [00:52:50] Speaker C: Yes. [00:52:50] Speaker E: Is there still a. Dude, [00:52:53] Speaker B: rude. [00:52:54] Speaker E: Okay. [00:52:56] Speaker D: Hey, hey. I just for Sake of this. [00:52:58] Speaker C: Could you move? [00:52:59] Speaker D: Can she move in such a way that she's five feet closer to me, but also not provoking opportunity attack? [00:53:06] Speaker C: Yes. [00:53:07] Speaker E: Yeah. Could I? [00:53:07] Speaker D: Because Roe is five feet away from my stuff. Right. So way to pay attention. [00:53:14] Speaker C: Yeah, she totally can. You shift the other way around. Around the Boneclaw. Having seen the spirits reach out to you around before and not touch you, and you move back within their healing radius. At the end of your turn, big surprise. Lonesome blast. It works. It's way up in 20. It's like 27 or something. Okay, let's hit Rungum again. Jeez. Oh, my goodness. Okay. Two, three, four. Oh, my. Okay, you've been healed a lot. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 10, 22. 30 points of force damage. [00:53:55] Speaker D: Okay. [00:53:58] Speaker C: You're the tankiest tank in the world. It's fine. Buff's little dwarf. [00:54:04] Speaker D: Okay. [00:54:05] Speaker C: 3. Oh. Plus 8. 11. Five points of necrotic damage. Because you're resistance. [00:54:11] Speaker D: Hell yeah. [00:54:13] Speaker C: Because it was 11. Okay, okay, okay. Another beam rains down on you from her hand as it shocks with power. Okay, now it's the wight's turn. Except there are none in this round, so we skip them. And now it's the Bone Claws. Uh oh. Spaghetti Boops. So this one's gonna go. Okay, so one's gonna take. [00:54:44] Speaker D: No. [00:54:47] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay, One's gonna take attacks on Rangrim with advantage. [00:54:53] Speaker D: Oh, did it come all the way over? [00:54:55] Speaker C: Yes. Yeah. Got right up behind you. [00:54:57] Speaker D: I see, I see. [00:54:58] Speaker C: And now you're super ultra flanked. One definitely hits. Hold on, hold on. What's my bonus? 21. [00:55:08] Speaker D: 21 does not hit. [00:55:10] Speaker C: Phenomenal. You block the other. Huge. Wrong. Huge. That's. That's excellent. Okay, so you're gonna take 17 4. 25 points of slash of piercing damage to resist as it rakes across you with its heavy claws. The other one. Another one's going to. Yeah, they're smart. This one is going to teleport away from Boz using Shadow Jump. It's going to land on the other side of Craig. And this one's going to teleport away from Ro using Shadow and land on the other side of Craig. So they're both going to. And then appear on either side of Craig. Now, they can't attack with the damage with those attacks, or they can't attack Craig now that they've arrived, but from both of the places they departed, they're using Shadow Jump on Bozrex and on Row. So now I need Constitution saving throw from Bozrex. And from row. [00:56:20] Speaker E: Okay, I'm probably gonna be using my [00:56:22] Speaker D: reaction with row, just so we know. [00:56:24] Speaker C: Understood. [00:56:26] Speaker E: Boz Rex got a dirty 20 that'll save. And. And row, I rolled a Nat 20 plus plus my D4. So a 22. [00:56:42] Speaker C: Phenomenal. That's really freaking good. So you're both going to take half damage. [00:56:49] Speaker E: Good, good, good, good, good. [00:56:51] Speaker C: That's excellent. [00:56:53] Speaker E: Oh, I did not like that sound. [00:56:56] Speaker C: 10 of dice, 30, 42 points of necrotic damage reduced to 21 for both of you. [00:57:05] Speaker D: And then reduce rose down by 18 more. [00:57:09] Speaker E: Holy crap. [00:57:10] Speaker C: Okay, so. And three for row. 21 for Boz Rex. So row, you have to make a concentration a concave. But it's only decent 10 because three was the damage. [00:57:19] Speaker D: That bone claw takes 18, boy. [00:57:22] Speaker C: Phenomenal, man. Those spirits are incredible. [00:57:26] Speaker E: Okay, so 21 for boss, right? Yeah, just thing. Email. Oh, my God. You. I rolled another NAT20 and I added my D4. It's a 24. I don't know what's happening, but. Nobody breathe. [00:57:41] Speaker C: That's your third crit. Jle. [00:57:44] Speaker E: I don't know what's happening. [00:57:46] Speaker C: That's almost. You almost rolled three crits in a row. You went crit. Regular crit. Crit. That's amazing. Okay, okay, okay, okay. All right. That's the bone claws turns top of initiative. [00:58:11] Speaker E: Oh, we're top at initiative. [00:58:13] Speaker C: So it's box fourth round of combat. I need somebody to Roll me a D4. Roll a one. [00:58:23] Speaker E: I'll do it. If no one's done it, do it. [00:58:25] Speaker D: You got it, girl. [00:58:27] Speaker E: A2. [00:58:29] Speaker C: Oblation of the Thrall. That's the best. [00:58:31] Speaker E: Wow. [00:58:32] Speaker C: You guys are avoiding all the bad ones. Well, okay. Sort of. So Shista can drive. Necrotic power destroying. Choose. Oh, everybody's so advantageously placed now. Yeah, it's more productive for her to leave everyone be. So she's going to destroy no one. You have effectively just skipped her layer. Action. That's about as good as that could go, bro. That's cool. Excellent. Also, Abby, you're muted if you were trying to talk. Okay. Top of initiative. It's boss. [00:59:09] Speaker E: Okay, let's see here. What if. What is the clear thing over to the left? Is that something that or is that clear? What is that to the left? [00:59:20] Speaker C: That's Abby's flying token. [00:59:23] Speaker B: No, no, no. [00:59:25] Speaker C: That's tello. [00:59:25] Speaker E: Oh, that's. Hello. [00:59:27] Speaker C: The yellow's not showing up. [00:59:28] Speaker E: Not look yellow to me. [00:59:30] Speaker C: For some reason, with the way the light is coming in, it just looks. I was like, it's clear. [00:59:33] Speaker E: Okay. So that's Teller. So I don't want to attack. Hello. [00:59:36] Speaker C: That would not be a productive use of your time. [00:59:39] Speaker E: This may be a bad idea, but Buzz is gonna go in. [00:59:45] Speaker C: Do it, do it, do it, do it. [00:59:47] Speaker E: He's gonna go. Is it possible to multi attack in a way of like. Oh, wait. But you can't do it against the same target. Never mind. Okay. He's gonna go bite the dragon's butt. Like the tail or whatever. Like he's gonna. [01:00:05] Speaker C: This is the. This is the Kaiju battle we came here for. That's so awesome. Go ahead and roll the hit. I'm going to get a picture of this map right now. [01:00:16] Speaker E: A23 to hit. [01:00:18] Speaker C: That'll hit. [01:00:19] Speaker E: Okay, so that's going to be 4D. [01:00:26] Speaker C: One of the coolest map visuals we ever had in this campaign. [01:00:30] Speaker E: Oh, no. It hopped. It hopped. [01:00:32] Speaker C: They're hopping. [01:00:32] Speaker E: They're hopping out of the. Out of the thing. [01:00:35] Speaker D: Don't let them hop, girl. Come on. [01:00:37] Speaker E: They're hopping out of my tower. Excuse you. Okay, that is going to be. [01:00:48] Speaker C: It's true. [01:00:51] Speaker D: Small dice. [01:00:58] Speaker E: 32 points of piercing damage. [01:01:01] Speaker C: 32 points of piercing. Excellent. [01:01:07] Speaker E: And boss is gonna. For flavoring. He's gonna. He's gonna roar before he does it. [01:01:12] Speaker C: Absolutely. [01:01:12] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:01:15] Speaker C: Lumbers up. The undead dragon is like raising its jaws up over. Wrong Grim. And Bozrex just grabs down. He grabs. He grabs it by the hips and he just crunches in with his mouth. And as he thrashes back and forth, the undead dragon like roars from the other direction. And he thrashes and he thrashes with his huge jaws until. And he rips the tail off the undead dragon, sending it across the floor. The dragon is beyond cracked now or beyond withered. Necroted. [01:01:56] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:01:57] Speaker C: And it now no longer has its tail attack as it's heavily wounded. [01:02:03] Speaker E: Let's go. [01:02:04] Speaker C: That's the Kaiju fight I came here for. That's awesome. Okay. That's supremely cool. At the end of Boz's turn. [01:02:11] Speaker E: I know that. I know it was Boz, but that may be one of the coolest things I've ever done as a player. Player was. [01:02:17] Speaker C: No, that's pretty. [01:02:18] Speaker E: Rip a dragon's tail off. [01:02:21] Speaker C: At the end of Boz's turn, Sha's gonna mix it up and she's going to loathsome blast Bozrex. [01:02:28] Speaker E: Oh, of course she is. [01:02:29] Speaker D: She has disadvantage. [01:02:32] Speaker C: That's good. You saved him from a crit. [01:02:34] Speaker D: Yeah. And Bozrex will be resistant to the damage. [01:02:39] Speaker C: Oh, Ow. Wow, she still hits. Oh, because you've attacked her. [01:02:47] Speaker D: Yeah, cuz she's my boy. She's my target, baby. [01:02:53] Speaker E: Man, you're character, Daniel. [01:02:57] Speaker C: That's cool. Features again. Landon or Daniel. I feel like we're proving that this is one of the best barbarian subclasses and it's just super slept on. [01:03:06] Speaker D: Yeah, it's really good. [01:03:08] Speaker C: 17 plus 7 is 24, so it only takes 12 points of damage. Wow. 24. [01:03:15] Speaker E: Wow, that's insane. [01:03:17] Speaker C: Okay, people are sleeping on this. Ancestral Guardians. Okay. Phenomenal. We move to Shista's turn. She's gonna do something bad. One way or another, she's gonna do something bad. [01:03:32] Speaker E: It really feels like it's always her turn. [01:03:34] Speaker C: I'm just saying she doesn't feel well. She's the queen of the dead and you're in her house. [01:03:39] Speaker E: Okay, okay. [01:03:40] Speaker C: I will give that. Like she has a firm grip on. Yeah, okay. She's getting to. For sure. For sure, for sure, for sure, for sure. She's waiting too long. It's time to pull out the big guns. She. She calms herself and stills where she floats the air. And her hands shake briefly as she does. It's these horrible convulsing kind of casting. Her hands convulse into one shape and convulse into the next and her jaw just falls open and the eyes burn and the light burns in her eye sockets and she just. And there's this huge of energy buildup around her. And then now she's going to cast Ephra's terrible blast away from herself. [01:04:29] Speaker D: Oh, Ephra. Hey, you're supposed to be my friend Ephraim. [01:04:33] Speaker C: And I don't know if I have enough D8s for this. I need intelligence saving throws. No, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on. I need a con saving throw and an intelligence saving throw from everyone. [01:04:47] Speaker E: Oh, gosh. [01:04:48] Speaker C: 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5. [01:04:53] Speaker D: Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. [01:04:56] Speaker C: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13. [01:05:01] Speaker E: Hold on. [01:05:03] Speaker C: Nobody say anything to me quite yet. 13, 15, 15. Oh, please don't make me count for the others. Oh my goodness. I'm out of D8s in this container. Okay, I'll just have to re roll and remember. Okay, hold. If you guys could answer, like post your rolls in chat. I need to roll a lot of dice and remember some things, so. Oh my goodness. They barely fit in my hand. Okay, that is 10, 20, 30, 41, 44, 52. What's 52 plus 16? 68. 68. Are you saying something, Daniel? [01:06:12] Speaker D: No, no, I was Answering a question. Never mind. [01:06:14] Speaker C: 68. And then two more plus seven. What's 68 plus seven? 74. 4. 74 points of force damage. Okay, hold on. So give me just a second here, because a lot's happening. [01:06:29] Speaker E: I have a question. Yeah. Because I know you, Polymorph, but because Boz is wearing the ring, how does that work? Because he's resistant to. [01:06:39] Speaker C: I would have to know what the ring. Oh, his. His T. Rex form would not, because it specifies that all objects you're carrying, like, meld into your form. Okay. But then once whatever damage carries over, he'll be resistant to. For the force damage. Okay. Okay, so I need to go one by one, because this is a lot to keep track of here. Wrong. Grim, what was your con save, and what was your Intelligence save? [01:07:04] Speaker D: Con save 20. Intelligence save 22. [01:07:08] Speaker C: You got a 22. One intelligence. [01:07:10] Speaker D: I'm close to Micah. [01:07:13] Speaker C: Man, if Craig wasn't the best. Yeah, Craig. [01:07:16] Speaker D: I would not have survived that. [01:07:20] Speaker A: I got 21 for both. [01:07:26] Speaker C: Guys. When I say you have rolled, well, this combat like this is one of the best overall rolling fights you guys have ever had. Okay. Boz, Con and Intelligence. And remember, it's Con and Intelligence for the T. Rex. For both. [01:07:37] Speaker E: Yeah. So Bozrex got a 22 con, and he. I did roll a nat 20 for him on Intelligence, but because he's a T. Rex, it was minus four, so that's a 16. I didn't know if I needed to tell if it was nat 20, if that changed. [01:07:53] Speaker C: And then, Ro, what'd you get for Con and Intelligence? [01:07:56] Speaker E: For Con, ro got a 19, and for intelligence, she got a 17. [01:08:04] Speaker C: Okay, and then Tello Khan and Intelligence. Abby, you're muted. This is the way. And I respect your dedication to the art. [01:08:13] Speaker B: He got a 8 on con and an 18 on intelligence. [01:08:17] Speaker C: That feels about right. And then Greta, Con on Intelligence. [01:08:21] Speaker B: Greta got a 12 on con and a 20 on intelligence. [01:08:27] Speaker C: Okay. All right, thank you guys, for bearing with me. Okay, that was 74 points of force damage. If you succeeded your save. Oh, sorry. DC22. So the con save, Greta fails, Tello fails, Roe fails, Boz succeeds, Craig fails, Rongrim fails. So only 21. 21. 22. Her spell save is 22. [01:08:57] Speaker A: Oh, yep. [01:09:00] Speaker C: So she's the Lich queen. So only Boz succeeds the con save. So boss takes 30. [01:09:08] Speaker D: Oh, so that's for the having what? [01:09:12] Speaker C: Boss takes 38 points of force damage. Everyone else takes 74 points of force damage. [01:09:18] Speaker E: Row is down. [01:09:20] Speaker B: Fellow's down. [01:09:26] Speaker D: I am at one. [01:09:31] Speaker E: You're at one point, I had a [01:09:34] Speaker D: persistent rage, so as long as I got a 10 on my con, say, which I got a 27 this time, I. I'm at 1. [01:09:43] Speaker E: I'm at 2, because Roe is down. How does that work? Because obviously the. [01:09:48] Speaker C: The concentration is lost. Oz is back, and he's back to whatever hit points he had because it absorbed all the hit points. [01:09:55] Speaker E: Okay, he's at 1. [01:09:59] Speaker C: Greta, where yet? [01:10:01] Speaker B: I'm at 17. Tello is the down. [01:10:04] Speaker C: Yep. Okay, well, that really changed things. Okay, okay. [01:10:12] Speaker D: What was the intelligence save? [01:10:14] Speaker C: Yes. Okay, so the intelligence save. Well, it doesn't matter for Tello, and it doesn't matter for Ro. And then it would have affected Boz's previous form, so it doesn't matter for Boz. Okay, so wrongdam succeeds, so he's not affected. Craig fails. Craig, I now need you to make. Yeah, yeah. Wrong. Or. Daniel, did you have a thing? [01:10:43] Speaker D: No, no, I was just. I was like. I'm glad I survived. [01:10:46] Speaker C: So, Craig, because you failed, I need you to make another con save. Am I reading this right? I don't know. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because second paragraph. Because you all are resistant to psychic damage, the psychic effects of this spell do not apply. And none of you are stunned. [01:11:10] Speaker E: Oh, thank God. [01:11:12] Speaker D: Oh, good, good. [01:11:14] Speaker E: Thank you for reminding. [01:11:16] Speaker C: Because in the second. In the second part of the paragraph, because no one's stunned. That's phenomenal. [01:11:27] Speaker B: Holy phenomenon. [01:11:30] Speaker E: And whose turn was that? That was just hers. Oh, gosh. [01:11:37] Speaker C: The Lich Queen. God, it's wrong. Grim's turn. [01:11:42] Speaker D: Yeah. I'm gonna drop my shield, and I'm pulling out my sword, and I say [01:11:48] Speaker C: the shield to the ground clatters. [01:11:50] Speaker D: I am a shield, but I'm a much better sword, and I'm going to. [01:11:55] Speaker C: Okay, that's going to be inspiration. [01:11:59] Speaker D: I'm going to. I'm going to get to where, unless I provoke an opportunity attack, I'm going to try to flank her. But if I am, then I'll to [01:12:11] Speaker C: flank her, you would need to take a opportunity attack from a bone claw. [01:12:16] Speaker D: I know. I'll just recklessly attack her then. [01:12:18] Speaker C: Okay. [01:12:23] Speaker D: The Lord is good. That's one crit. Ah. That's 34. And that is a 23. [01:12:42] Speaker C: A 23 will hit. [01:12:43] Speaker D: Okay. All three of my attacks hit. [01:12:45] Speaker C: Good, good. [01:12:46] Speaker D: Okay, so I need to do this differently. [01:12:50] Speaker C: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm gonna need to be a little retroactive durangle. Okay. I need some con saves from. Now, now, now, now. The people who went unconscious do not no, no. All three of your attacks still hit Daniel. That doesn't get taken away. That people. The people who are unconscious do not need to make the save. They're not still up. So there's no line that can be no life that can be drained from you. But I need wrong Craig boss and Greta to make con saves. [01:13:22] Speaker D: I got a 25. [01:13:24] Speaker C: You succeed. [01:13:27] Speaker A: What's prompting this? [01:13:30] Speaker C: Breath from bleeding. [01:13:35] Speaker A: That's a natural 24. [01:13:37] Speaker C: Oh, let's go nickel. Guys, you had so many crits. You've had. You all have had. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 crits. [01:13:53] Speaker E: This comment boz got a 20. [01:13:58] Speaker C: Oh, my goodness. Greta. [01:14:00] Speaker B: I got her 17. [01:14:04] Speaker C: She doesn't get breath from bleeding from anybody. Oh, she doesn't get breath from bleeding from anybody. Okay. Sorry. Daniel, please return. That was amazing. You're good. [01:14:12] Speaker D: Oh, guys, I don't need to do any of that for that one. Okay, I'm gonna give you. Well, I'm gonna roll these all together. Hold on. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna give you ice damage first, I think, if that's okay. [01:14:28] Speaker C: Yes, that you're good to do. Hold on. [01:14:31] Speaker D: What's this? Plus that? Okay, so everything else is going to get this much added to it. Okay, these are later. All of these are first. [01:14:42] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:14:43] Speaker D: Hold on. I got to get my other dice for the other. [01:14:45] Speaker C: Okay, Crit. [01:14:46] Speaker D: Okay, here's all my dice for. Oh, yeah, that feels good. [01:14:52] Speaker C: Good. Okay. Not only is this an incredibly spicy situation, but I just had a bite of my Lao spicy sausage too, and now the inside of my mouth feels like my heart and mind as well. But it's so good. It burns so good. [01:15:25] Speaker D: Wow, this was really good dice. I do 94 cold damage. [01:15:34] Speaker C: Damn it. 94 cold damage. [01:15:36] Speaker D: Okay, and then this is the rest of the damage. [01:15:48] Speaker E: No, [01:15:56] Speaker D: I do 83 regular damage. [01:15:59] Speaker C: Jeez. Wait, 94 plus 83. How much is that? Somebody tell me how much that is. [01:16:05] Speaker E: Wait, say that again. What is it? [01:16:09] Speaker D: It's 177. [01:16:10] Speaker C: 94 plus 83. Oh, you said 176. [01:16:16] Speaker D: 7. Yeah, yeah, it is 83 plus 94. [01:16:28] Speaker C: Guys, that might. That might be wrong. There's a record. That's crazy. Okay, Come back to that later. That's wild. Dude. That's crazy. 177 damage. She's barely up. Yeah, she's. [01:16:52] Speaker D: I. [01:16:53] Speaker C: Okay, okay, okay, okay. No, I'm sorry. Let me. Let me say that again. Ron. Graham, what do these attacks look like? [01:17:00] Speaker D: You got it. [01:17:01] Speaker C: Okay. Huge plunging strikes. Carve away at Her. When I say Vhat. Shista is at death's door where Rongrim has plunged the trident into her chest. Icicles are now protruding out and pushing, bending her ribs outward, cracking vertebrae. And the red mote of light that's at her center is just flickering, occurring inside the ice. And some of the icicles have even started to grow out of her face and her eyes. And she is just barely. Like her moves are disjointed and she's struggling to move. She's. She's barely up, but not so barely up. She can't use a legendary barely up with a loathsome blast. Probably unwrong him. Three. I rolled a three. Set 17. I don't hit. [01:17:58] Speaker D: You do not. [01:17:58] Speaker C: Okay, okay, okay. Wrong. Grim. After you bring her to death's nice little decorated doormat, she tries to hit you with a loathsome blast. But the ice caked up around her arm, she can't even move it all the way to you. It's just like. And it freezes and she fires off in the wrong direction. Phenomenal. Okay, it's the dragon's turn. Let's roll to see if we get the breath. I don't get the breath. I don't get the breath. [01:18:25] Speaker E: You don't get the breath. [01:18:26] Speaker C: I don't get the breath. I didn't recharge it. Okay, well, this is a super advantage attack on Wrongdoam. Super ultra omega advantage. [01:18:35] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:18:36] Speaker B: No. [01:18:38] Speaker D: What's your AC wrong right now It's 19. [01:18:42] Speaker C: Okay, well, I just rolled a one and a three. [01:18:47] Speaker E: Good. [01:18:48] Speaker C: I don't hit. [01:18:49] Speaker D: Wow. [01:18:50] Speaker C: I mean, I have another one. [01:18:55] Speaker D: He doesn't have a tail anymore. [01:18:57] Speaker C: Yeah, no, but I still have a bite in a claw. Nobody's been in melee with him. He has these attacks. [01:19:04] Speaker D: Okay, Yeah, I see. [01:19:05] Speaker C: The second one's a 27. You have. You have one hit point wrong. [01:19:10] Speaker D: Yep. Okay, let's see if I stay awake. [01:19:14] Speaker C: Oh, that's right. You can do that. [01:19:16] Speaker D: Oh, I stay awake. I got a 17. [01:19:22] Speaker E: Oh, that's crazy. [01:19:23] Speaker C: That's right. You're like almost incurable. [01:19:27] Speaker E: Okay, I want to sit down and just look at your build one of these days. Because it is dope. [01:19:32] Speaker C: High level barbarians are nuts. The undead dragon reaches down and grabs Rangrim, slams him up with his jaws and slams him down on the ground. And Rongrim just blows up, throws up blood, gets back on his feet and picks up the sword and the trident. And Rongrim, you look up and the undead dragon just kind of goes like, what? Oh, like, okay, it's Tello. Death save. And not only is Abby muted, but the phone's pointed toward the ceiling. I'm not exactly sure. Oh, a light has come on. That's like a light bulb on it. [01:20:09] Speaker B: Okay, I'm here. [01:20:10] Speaker E: I'm here. [01:20:11] Speaker B: Death save for Tello. [01:20:13] Speaker C: Like flowers for Algernon. But of course, [01:20:17] Speaker B: that's a three, so one failure. [01:20:25] Speaker C: All right, I can use legendary action. Yeah, that's it. That's above 20. It's about 21. There's no point in rolling damage, right? It's just you rolling your con save, correct? [01:20:44] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:20:46] Speaker C: I don't want to waste your time with it. [01:20:47] Speaker D: Oh, thank God. 29. [01:20:51] Speaker C: Okay, the DC increases, right? [01:20:54] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm up to DC 20 now. [01:20:57] Speaker C: Okay, describe me what it looks like. Durangle as a blast rakes across bu. But you stay up. [01:21:05] Speaker D: Is this from her? [01:21:07] Speaker C: Yes. Another loathsome blast. [01:21:09] Speaker D: I think he's just like in a poor imitation of a zombie, looking straight her in the eyes and has like, more flesh and more blood flows from me. I just look at her and I'm just like, I'm a better sword. [01:21:26] Speaker C: Heck yeah. Rango, your flesh is being burned and struck, and you have serious gashes on your face, but you remain stalwart. The shield you promised to be, well, best off. Best defense is a good offense. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? The shield being used to bash her skull, Metaphorically speaking. Okay. Greave Gar. [01:21:47] Speaker E: Come on. [01:21:50] Speaker B: Okay, come on. Hold on. I'm just trying to. I'm trying to. Okay. Can I ask. Can I ask for an opinion from my. From my colleagues? [01:22:03] Speaker C: Sure. [01:22:04] Speaker B: I can do arm at this. At the. At the eighth level. Wait, actually, dm. My first question is [01:22:14] Speaker C: it doesn't. [01:22:16] Speaker B: So probably not that. Anyway. My second question is, can I. Is there any way that I can finagle a spell with a 60 foot radius centered on a point I choose within range to just get her? I'm. I can't see that well, but it doesn't look like I can, but I wanted to triple check. [01:22:43] Speaker C: You have a 60 foot. [01:22:45] Speaker B: 60 foot radius centered on a point I choose. [01:22:48] Speaker C: What's the range of the spell? [01:22:50] Speaker B: 150ft. [01:22:54] Speaker E: Is it sunburst? [01:22:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:56] Speaker E: Yeah, I think you may can. [01:23:03] Speaker C: I don't know. [01:23:05] Speaker B: No, no. [01:23:07] Speaker D: Hey, hey. Jackie or Abby. [01:23:08] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:23:09] Speaker D: If it's me in that radius. Don't. Don't worry about it. You know what I mean? Just. Just go for it. [01:23:16] Speaker A: Why? [01:23:18] Speaker D: Because I'm gonna survive any amount of. Any amount of damage. That hurts me. Puts me back to one. As long as I make my con save. [01:23:31] Speaker A: Okay, I get two hit points. But if you can. Right, right, right, right. [01:23:36] Speaker B: Okay. So. Damn. Is there a way that I can do it? Are you sure, Daniel? [01:23:41] Speaker D: Yeah. If it's going to hit only me, go for it. If it's going to hurt Craig, probably not. [01:23:47] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. I really can't see the map or else I would figure it out by myself. I'm sorry. [01:23:57] Speaker E: Oh, that's so. [01:23:58] Speaker B: I can. I can do it. [01:23:59] Speaker A: And hit. [01:24:00] Speaker B: I can hit. Just. [01:24:03] Speaker C: No, you can put it on the other edge of the room. You'll hit Shista. All three of the bone claws. The dragon and. Wrong. Grim and Craig. [01:24:15] Speaker B: Okay, is there a way to not. [01:24:17] Speaker D: Not hit Craig? [01:24:19] Speaker C: He's. He's so in the middle. [01:24:24] Speaker B: Okay, okay. Even if I feel like. Okay, okay. So then I think I'm just let me look at all my. [01:24:32] Speaker C: You got something to say, you can say it, Michael. [01:24:35] Speaker A: How much damage does it do? [01:24:38] Speaker B: I mean, it does a lot. It can do 12d6 on a failed save. So I am just gonna do. [01:24:50] Speaker D: She's like almost dead. [01:24:51] Speaker C: You can heal us. [01:24:52] Speaker D: You can heal us afterwards. [01:24:54] Speaker E: We do have several diamonds and you [01:24:57] Speaker D: should definitely more than 60ft away from Shista just to make sure she doesn't counter spell it as well. [01:25:04] Speaker B: Okay, so do you guys think I should do Sunburst or just a high level guiding bolt? [01:25:09] Speaker D: You never. [01:25:12] Speaker C: Your choice. Your choice, Abby. I mean, you've gotten the opinions, you've gotten the counsel of your teammates. This is your call. You're the archpriestess. [01:25:22] Speaker B: Okay, before I make my choice, dm, remind me of the rule. When someone goes down, is it for [01:25:34] Speaker C: it to be instant death? They have to go their hit point max below which for Craig and wrong. You're not even capable of dealing with. [01:25:42] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. [01:25:43] Speaker C: I don't know if a mortal being in this world is maybe some immortal beings, but not a mortal one. [01:25:48] Speaker D: If you actually have a guiding bolt, that might actually be really good too. If you have a good plus a hit. Because she can't use a legendary resistance against that. [01:26:00] Speaker B: Okay, Okay, I. I'm gonna try that, I think. [01:26:04] Speaker C: Okay, you're gonna need to move to have line of sight on her. You're gonna need to swing around the other side of the dragon because it's very in the way right now. [01:26:13] Speaker B: Okay, well, I'm gonna go up. Yeah, I'm actually just gonna go up to where I can see her. [01:26:24] Speaker C: What's your range on a guiding bolt? [01:26:27] Speaker B: 120 120. [01:26:29] Speaker C: If I fly you up to 50, you could be. You could try and hit her, and she wouldn't be able to counterspell you. [01:26:38] Speaker B: Yeah, I'll do that. [01:26:39] Speaker C: Okay. Roll the hit for me. [01:26:40] Speaker B: Okay, I will. Someone figure out. I want to do it at the 8th level. Someone tell me what. How many dice that is. [01:26:47] Speaker D: Sure, I'll look it up. [01:26:48] Speaker C: It's a first level spell. [01:26:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:26:52] Speaker C: 11 D.C. right, because it's 46 at first level. Eight more than four is seven. Seven plus four is 11. [01:26:59] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:27:00] Speaker C: 11. [01:27:00] Speaker D: 11 it is. [01:27:01] Speaker E: Let's go. [01:27:03] Speaker C: That's crazy. [01:27:09] Speaker B: Okay, I just add my spell attack bonus, right? Which my spell attack bonus is my wisdom plus my level. [01:27:21] Speaker C: Nope. That would be insane in the brain. It should be on your sheet. [01:27:27] Speaker B: No, I just want to make sure it's right before I does a 23 hit. [01:27:32] Speaker C: Yes, but let's rewind this just a little bit, make sure we have the spell attack bonus. Right. Your spell attack bonus. [01:27:37] Speaker A: 10. [01:27:38] Speaker B: No, I know that it's not that. I just. I was. I know that it's not. Yeah, I think it's 10. I just want to make sure that I have. [01:27:45] Speaker C: It should be your proficiency, right, Daniel? [01:27:48] Speaker D: Am I wrong? Yeah. Proficiency. [01:27:49] Speaker C: Proficiency plus. [01:27:50] Speaker E: It would be wisdom for her. Yeah, yeah. [01:27:53] Speaker B: Proficiency plus wisdom. Okay. 10. [01:27:55] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:27:56] Speaker B: Okay. [01:27:56] Speaker E: Because mine is 23 hits. [01:27:59] Speaker C: Greta, go ahead and roll damage on your eighth level guiding bolt. [01:28:03] Speaker D: Okay, so that was 11D6, baby. [01:28:05] Speaker C: 11D6s. [01:28:07] Speaker E: Let's go. [01:28:08] Speaker C: Ab. [01:28:11] Speaker B: If is a square, [01:28:15] Speaker C: what's the. What's the big bad inside of you? Math. Math. It's a dish. Abby's great. [01:28:23] Speaker A: You know that Google. [01:28:24] Speaker C: You know that scene in Kung Fu Panda 3 where Kung Fu. Where Po walks up to the stairs and he goes, my old enemy. [01:28:31] Speaker E: Much better to roll those. [01:28:32] Speaker C: That's like Abby looking. Respect the Williams around here. But we're not using the whole. Like, the digital dice are the same as the physical dice. [01:28:43] Speaker A: No, wait. Hold. Hold your horses. No, I'm rolling the physical dice. Don't worry. I'm rolling physical dice. [01:28:50] Speaker C: You mean his calculator on Google. [01:28:56] Speaker D: A calculator? [01:28:58] Speaker E: Calculators. [01:29:00] Speaker B: So this is just so 11 [01:29:05] Speaker E: of the D sixes. [01:29:06] Speaker C: Yeah, they're gonna roll them and then add them together. [01:29:10] Speaker B: I just dropped some of them. Okay, just somebody do me some. [01:29:18] Speaker C: If you read them out loud, I can do it. Or anybody here. [01:29:20] Speaker B: I want to do it. I get joy from doing it. [01:29:27] Speaker D: I want freaking help. You stupid piece of crap. Come on. [01:29:32] Speaker B: So five. [01:29:36] Speaker C: Abby one time was. We were. When we were playing in person. We saw her sheet as she was doing math, and we were like, is that. She kind of drew a pyramid? I was like, that's. That's a home. [01:29:47] Speaker E: You. You're. [01:29:49] Speaker B: You. Oh, my God. You are distracted. [01:29:54] Speaker D: Stop. [01:29:55] Speaker C: You. You're you. [01:29:56] Speaker B: Stop. [01:30:05] Speaker C: I pooted myself. [01:30:08] Speaker E: Minus one to the DM. [01:30:11] Speaker B: That's 45. 4, 5, 45. [01:30:15] Speaker C: Okay. All right. And then advantage on the next attack. [01:30:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:30:22] Speaker C: Yes. Okay, so how do you want to do this? [01:30:25] Speaker B: That was so lame of you. [01:30:29] Speaker C: Also, official petition for everyone to quit having silent reactions and start having audible reactions in the podcast. But I'm fine. [01:30:35] Speaker B: I screamed so loud, I want to explode her chest. Like, where she has a heart. I want it to explode, but not to hurt my chest. [01:30:49] Speaker A: Amen. [01:30:51] Speaker C: And in the dark center of Blackfang with two friends unconscious, one of them died and resurrected. Yes. Yes. [01:31:01] Speaker E: Oh, girl. [01:31:02] Speaker B: I wanted to. I wanted to. So Greta's. Greta flies up on her zoom on her zoom [01:31:09] Speaker C: on her zoomer. [01:31:11] Speaker B: She flies up on the zoom. So she's just hiding, hovering. She lets go of her broom, and, like, this is the first time she's ever cast an eighth level spell. So I want it to come from her hands, her heart, her eyes, her mouth. Like, just light is flowing from her body. [01:31:28] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:31:28] Speaker E: Heck, yeah. [01:31:29] Speaker B: It goes into Shista's body, like, accumulates in her heart, and then I want it to shoot up, like, up to the center of the tower. So I want it to, like, go, like, it explodes out of her heart up into the center of the tower. [01:31:44] Speaker C: Yeah. Phenomenal. That's awesome, Greta. As you soar upward on your broom, getting so high up in the darkness that you can't hardly see below you anymore. But the third symbol, the third eye of Ioun, appears on your forehead, and your eyes glow green, and you can continue to see. And as Greta disappears, looking like she's retreating, I mean, you know, not abandoning her allies, but, you know, like some tactical flies up into the darkness as wronggrim and Craig are pinned between allies all around them. BA Is the only one left conscious, having recovered from death with a single hit point. Tello and Ro unconscious on the other side of the dragon. The dragon's still robust. All of these enemies abound where Szyth's caked in ice, and she's forming another malice spell. Upward Greta disappears into the darkness. And from up above, all of a sudden, all of this darkness in this tower is penetrated as the space lifts up with light. And you all look upward, and Greta has. [01:32:42] Speaker B: Can I say something? Can I Just like as. Go ahead. Sorry. [01:32:48] Speaker C: No. Piss the pants. So you're pissed. You don't have to use your hands. [01:32:52] Speaker A: She says. [01:32:55] Speaker B: She says. The darkness. The. The darkness. Your darkness took my friend. [01:33:04] Speaker E: Be light. [01:33:06] Speaker B: Your darkness took my friend. Be light. [01:33:10] Speaker C: And as Greta flies up on the broom, and she literally steps aside the broom and just floats in the air for a moment, cool lifts, and under her feet, there's like these eyes, those circular symbol, concentric eyes are below her feet, as if she's standing on him. And. And when she speaks, Greta speaks, but this other voice comes behind it, this old, mavenly female voice. Your darkness took my friend. Be light. And she raises up her hand, and there's this beam of green white energy. And as it fires down it, Shista looks up at you, and she. And she forms a power word kill in her mouth. And instead, the beam into her chest, and it. And as it blows her apart, she flies into pieces. And the chamber is lit up with light as Xysta, the Lich Queen, Queen of the Damned, Duchess of the Land of Death, is ripped apart. And as she dies, the dragon falls apart beside her. All the bone claws with their attacks raised, fall apart around you all. And as everything rains down around you, complete darkness and silence. [01:34:39] Speaker A: Oh, my tail. [01:34:41] Speaker C: Inside of Black Fang, where the Lich Queen has been slain. I really, really didn't think we were gonna get out of there without a character death. And there were a couple times there where I was like, oh, it's gonna be two or three. That was dicey. [01:35:03] Speaker A: Oh, pun intended. [01:35:08] Speaker C: Wow. [01:35:09] Speaker B: So everyone else dies? Everyone else is gone. [01:35:12] Speaker E: Okay. What about the people that are down? [01:35:16] Speaker B: I'm go. [01:35:17] Speaker C: Okay. Okay. Okay. You know what? Actually, no, no. Let's play this out for a second. [01:35:20] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:35:21] Speaker C: Yeah. Well, we'll go. I mean, I'm trying to respect people's time, but let's. Let's resume some things really quickly. Okay. So the chamber, False island, also is pure black now that. Now that the light from the tower has gone out for sure, there's a [01:35:38] Speaker E: little light coming off Boz. [01:35:39] Speaker C: The only light now is, well, Baz. Yeah, Boz is shining with two or three feet of light. Craig's sword is shining with about 30ft of light. But it's just these flashlights in the dark. And probably Greta cast light on the broom again. And as you all appear down, you're just in this horrible black chamber with a little bit of light coming down off of you. Pick a couple spell slots and. [01:36:02] Speaker E: Oh, no. [01:36:04] Speaker B: What? Oh, he's fro. [01:36:09] Speaker E: Bad, bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad. [01:36:11] Speaker C: Am I back? [01:36:12] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah. [01:36:13] Speaker C: Okay. You soar down and you all can pick the spell slots you want to expend. But Tello is revived with magic. So he sits up and puts his hand in his heads and row. Likewise, magic fills you all. All are still beat half to death, but you are all conscious and alive. You all stand this in this completely [01:36:33] Speaker E: black chamber, go through some spell slots to heal Ro. [01:36:37] Speaker B: You want us to do the math on the healing? [01:36:39] Speaker C: Up to you. Up to you. You can, but I'll just tell you I don't have another conflict planned. It's up to you. [01:36:45] Speaker B: Okay, okay, okay. [01:36:47] Speaker E: I won't. Then. [01:36:53] Speaker C: You all reside here in the darkness, and it's just black and still. If anyone here is proficient in arcana, they can make one. [01:37:08] Speaker B: I would like to. [01:37:09] Speaker E: I would like to. [01:37:12] Speaker D: I'd like to change mine back to a fire trident so I can see. [01:37:15] Speaker C: Absolutely. Roars back to flame. And you have a torch. Torch effectively in the space. [01:37:20] Speaker B: I got an 18. [01:37:22] Speaker C: Okay. [01:37:25] Speaker E: Ro 22. [01:37:28] Speaker C: Okay. Sorry, I define. You guys were on the page with an 18. Greta, you remember Alondra told you. I mean, you're like, you're beaded in sweat and exhausted and bloody and tired, but all of a sudden it dawns on you again. The phylactery. The phylactery, that was the other thing you had to get because she will regenerate. And with your 22 ROE, Ron, Graham and Tello pointed out the thing above. Somewhere in the chamber, there's something producing its own magical field. [01:38:02] Speaker E: Okay, yeah, I point that out. So how do we. [01:38:07] Speaker C: It's all black. How far. [01:38:08] Speaker E: How far is it? Oh, we don't know. [01:38:11] Speaker C: It's not somewhere up in the void above, did we. [01:38:14] Speaker E: I forgot. Give me a real quick check. Did we know how you still have your wings, Craig? [01:38:18] Speaker C: You doing some with it? [01:38:19] Speaker A: Yeah, I fly up with and I use my sword to eliminate space. [01:38:22] Speaker C: You say you all point out what it is, and Craig just launches himself up with two hit points. Just like as he flies up. Oh, his blood falls down on you. It's raining his blood on you guys as he's flying. [01:38:34] Speaker A: Sorry, guys. [01:38:35] Speaker B: It's raining [01:38:38] Speaker C: hallelujah. As he climbs further and further up with the wings, Craig, your light shines. And oh, the tower gets tight. You fly 50, 100, 200, 300ft up. You lose sight of your friends below. They're just a dim light somewhere below. And about 300, 350ft up, the walls are starting to get so twisted. Narrow, sharp, with the Obsidian that you almost don't have room for your wings. But as you look up maybe another 50ft above you. Oh, there's a chain, a massive 6 inch wide link black iron chain hanging maybe 100ft, 150ft down from the top of the tower. And at the end of it is a five and a half foot long tooth bolted on the end of the chain, bright ivory white, etched with blood like glyphs, hanging from the chain. [01:39:36] Speaker A: I'm gonna just. I have a thing that allows me to sense like the type of magic something is, and I just want to Super. [01:39:45] Speaker C: You get it. You get an emanation off of it. Super mega, uber bad, necromantic evil, bad, bad magic so bad. [01:39:54] Speaker A: Do I get. Do I get vibe that, hey, I'm going to explode if you do something? Arcana trick heard. No. [01:40:11] Speaker C: Get on the check just so I [01:40:12] Speaker A: can record for Arana. I got a three. No, wait, wait, wait. I got a eight. [01:40:22] Speaker C: That's harder than a three. But no. [01:40:26] Speaker A: Okay, I just attack it. I take my sword and I go for it. [01:40:30] Speaker C: Okay. [01:40:33] Speaker A: I mean, we have to take it down. Wait a second. I have dispel magic. [01:40:40] Speaker D: Okay. [01:40:41] Speaker A: Can I do that? [01:40:44] Speaker C: Yes, you can try. Go ahead and expel the spell slot. And as you fly there in the air, your wings supporting yourself, they also produce their own light. But your sword even more. You raise up a hand and you speak a command word in the deepest speech in the many tongues. Can I get something for you? Mo scissors? Yeah, I can get you some scissors. As you reach out. Micah, this is technically a. You're gonna have to roll. You don't automatically dispel because this is a little above third level. [01:41:19] Speaker A: So it's a DC13. [01:41:22] Speaker C: No, no, no. [01:41:25] Speaker A: What? [01:41:25] Speaker C: This is a little higher than third level. So you're gonna need to go ahead and roll a D20 plus your. Yes, you can. Abby, you're gonna need to roll a D20 plus your correct charisma modifier. [01:41:40] Speaker B: Okay. [01:41:45] Speaker C: It is technically possible for you. [01:41:49] Speaker A: Yeah, it's not gonna happen. Okay, I got a 3, but I haven't added anything. I just know that's not gonna happen because there's no way. [01:41:59] Speaker C: So you. I mean, you expend the spell slot, you reach out to dispel. It just sees with power and rebuffs you. It actually pushes you backward from the wave. [01:42:08] Speaker A: Oh, I'm scared. I' to. I'm so scared it's going to kill me. [01:42:14] Speaker C: Ah, you could always try and pet the chain instead of the thing. That's a possibility. [01:42:19] Speaker A: That's a good point. [01:42:20] Speaker C: I should have made you make an intelligence check. [01:42:22] Speaker A: I'm going to break the chain. [01:42:24] Speaker E: Break the. [01:42:25] Speaker A: And bring it down. Okay, that would be a nine. [01:42:32] Speaker E: That would be a. [01:42:33] Speaker A: A 20. A dirty 20. [01:42:36] Speaker C: Okay, that will hit roll damage. [01:42:40] Speaker A: Wait, that's not it. That would be. [01:42:49] Speaker C: I think you're back to two D6 plus six plus two D8 plus a D12. Jeez. That's Craig's base attack damage now. [01:42:59] Speaker E: Crazy. You're crazy. [01:43:14] Speaker A: So without a Divine smite, this is seven. Plus 12 is 19. Wait, I don't know why I'm doing that. [01:43:22] Speaker B: Hold on. [01:43:22] Speaker A: Let me see this. Before I pump in Divine Smite into it, let me see what it is. I'm going to pump in a second level Divine Smite because I. Because I'm scared. Second level Divine Smite. [01:43:43] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:44:09] Speaker A: Okay, hold on. That's a 49. [01:44:19] Speaker C: As you all are above and you hear and there's this sound. And Craig, you watch as your sword just cuts through the metal and the change. Are you letting it fall or trying to catch it? [01:44:33] Speaker A: Oh, I have it in my hand. [01:44:36] Speaker C: So you're trying to catch it. Excellent. Go ahead and give me an athletics check. [01:44:40] Speaker A: Wait, no, I mean, like five and [01:44:42] Speaker C: a half feet long and 100, 200 pounds. Oh, you touched it before you cut it. Okay. Craig is you. [01:44:48] Speaker B: I mean, I don't know. [01:44:49] Speaker C: Put your arm around it. Mike was pretty good. You fly up and put your arm around it. I need you to give me a charisma saving throw as you come in. [01:44:55] Speaker B: No, I. I said that she didn't. I. I said what I thought, that [01:44:58] Speaker C: she was catching it or letting it fall. I'll. [01:45:03] Speaker A: I'll let it. I'll let it fall. Okay. I'll let it fall. [01:45:09] Speaker C: You all hear this? [01:45:11] Speaker A: Watch out. Watches. [01:45:17] Speaker C: And there's this. And this. This projectile comes raining down from above. Fortunately, you guys were not in the perfect center of the room. That is actually. That's. [01:45:31] Speaker E: How far is that? [01:45:33] Speaker C: 350ft. Daniel, could you help me with that? How many? [01:45:37] Speaker D: D6. [01:45:37] Speaker C: D6. Yep. 35 D6. I've rolled a lot of dice this session, and I do want to respect our time, so I'm just gonna. I. This one time. I'm gonna Google 35D6. I would love to roll that, but. Okay, 122. So the tooth. And there's this one A. And you all. You all jump as this massive projectile impacts the floor. And it actually chips the obsidian in the floor and it goes rolling away. And there's now a big crack in the bottom of it as you all see this massive tooth laying down on the ground. Before too long, Craig has flown back too. And you all alight in this dark space have this thing before you. [01:46:23] Speaker E: Do you guys think I should. [01:46:26] Speaker C: Wronggrim starts attacking it. Excellent. Roll the hit, wrongdrim. [01:46:29] Speaker D: Oh yeah. [01:46:30] Speaker E: I say out loud as row. Do you guys think that I. I mean, we could like. I could cast like disintegrate on it or something. [01:46:37] Speaker C: Bro, you're saying that over. But you can, you can. You can also hop in. [01:46:45] Speaker E: I don't want to disintegrate him though. [01:46:49] Speaker C: Well, when you say can I shoot the wall, I assume you don't mean can I clock it, glock it and blow Ron Grimm's brains out? So, you know, I do assume you don't mean a completely opposite thing. [01:47:00] Speaker E: I'm gonna cast disintegrate on it in on the eighth level. [01:47:04] Speaker C: So just go ahead and roll for [01:47:05] Speaker E: damage on the eighth level. [01:47:08] Speaker B: On the eighth level. [01:47:10] Speaker E: At the eighth level. So that's gonna be 1016. D6, D12. [01:47:22] Speaker D: Hell yeah. [01:47:23] Speaker C: Is anyone else trying to damage it? [01:47:27] Speaker A: No, everything on it. [01:47:31] Speaker B: Dm. What happened to that? [01:47:35] Speaker C: Greta, you're proficient in Arcana, right? [01:47:37] Speaker B: I would like to. Yes. Make a check, please. [01:47:39] Speaker C: Can we make an arcana check? [01:47:40] Speaker B: I would love to break. That's okay. It's a 20. Can I guide myself? [01:47:49] Speaker C: You can. [01:47:50] Speaker B: Okay, great. Is like I've still got energy. [01:47:57] Speaker D: I got 119 points of damage because my lowest was a 32 to hit. [01:48:03] Speaker C: Okay, three. [01:48:06] Speaker B: I got a 24 on my arcana. [01:48:09] Speaker C: Okay, give me a second here. 24 on arcana. [01:48:14] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:48:15] Speaker C: You know, if that's just this phylactery, it actually probably wouldn't be a good idea to keep any damage at bay from it. In fact, every source of magical damage that could be contributed probably should be as Craig's like. [01:48:28] Speaker B: Okay, well, in that case, I'm. I'm. Wait, can I do another arcana check to see if I touch it, it will hurt me. [01:48:35] Speaker E: Oh, okay. That is 94 damage times. I think that's her record for sure. [01:48:45] Speaker C: Now, Rose new rose knew 94 force damage. [01:48:50] Speaker E: And I rolled them all, actually. [01:48:54] Speaker A: Okay, I'm attacking. And I rolled the hit and it was a 27. [01:49:00] Speaker C: That'll hit. It does have an AC. Okay, now hold on, hold on. I actually need to keep track of this. This matters. So it is an incredibly powerful artifact. [01:49:15] Speaker D: So. [01:49:17] Speaker C: And. Oh, sorry. I think I should have mentioned after it fell that 122ft, that big crack showed up in it. And you watch as that crack starts to piece it back together before you guys were attacking. So wrong. Grim. Your damage was what? [01:49:29] Speaker D: 119. [01:49:31] Speaker C: Okay, so that is 119 plus RO, you did 94. [01:49:40] Speaker E: No, 96. [01:49:42] Speaker C: 96. Sorry. [01:49:43] Speaker E: Like the year I was born, girl. Sorry. I don't know. I'm excited. [01:49:50] Speaker C: You should be. Okay, plus 96. Craig, what's your damage [01:49:57] Speaker A: come? Hard to calculate. One sec. [01:49:59] Speaker C: Okay. Is Greta doing anything you started to say? Well, in that case. Abby. [01:50:04] Speaker B: DM If I think. If do I Do you try to damage it at some point. If I touch this, it will hurt me. [01:50:13] Speaker C: What's your passive. What's your history modifier? [01:50:16] Speaker B: My history modifier? 15. [01:50:20] Speaker C: With a passive history of 25. You do remember. Oh, yeah. Shista found something in the ruins and that's the whole thing that turned her into the Mage queen. So actually, if you touch this thing, it could be the worst possible case scenario imaginable. Cool. [01:50:36] Speaker B: I'm gonna do a guiding bolt at the fourth level then. [01:50:40] Speaker C: Phenomenal. Go ahead and roll some damage for me. [01:50:43] Speaker B: I wanted you to inflict wounds. Bummer. 49, 49, 76. Thank you. To roll the hit again. [01:50:51] Speaker A: I'm just gonna. [01:50:53] Speaker C: Yeah, well, you can't do it forever. But you have two attacks. You can do a second one. [01:50:57] Speaker A: This is 22. [01:51:00] Speaker C: Yep. [01:51:00] Speaker B: I'll hit 46. [01:51:18] Speaker E: Can Row cast again or do I need to wait a turn here? [01:51:22] Speaker C: This is all happening at once. [01:51:24] Speaker E: Okay, So Row would like to cast. [01:51:32] Speaker C: No. Excuse me. Sorry. Like everyone's doing an attack at the same time. Yes. [01:51:37] Speaker E: Oh, that's right. [01:51:38] Speaker C: Damage. [01:51:38] Speaker E: Oh, my gosh. [01:51:39] Speaker C: Certainly. Good. [01:51:39] Speaker E: Thank you. You. Sometimes I still forget. Okay, [01:51:49] Speaker B: I do 27. [01:51:50] Speaker C: Okay. [01:51:52] Speaker B: And can I do that again? [01:51:56] Speaker C: You could probably. Everyone attack at once. You could do Tello. He can't have sneak attack. But he could just shoot the thing. [01:52:04] Speaker B: Okay, well. Well, he can't, can he? Cuz his enemies are around it. [01:52:09] Speaker C: It's not a particularly alive thing with vulnerable points. That's being distracted by something else. It's more like an inanimate physical object. What you get on that second attack, Mickle. Okay, fair enough. You know, your [01:52:33] Speaker E: boss is gonna do refining. [01:52:35] Speaker C: I don't know if she can hear us actually. [01:52:37] Speaker A: What? [01:52:39] Speaker C: What did you get on that second attack, Micah? [01:52:41] Speaker A: Oh, I. I said 49. [01:52:44] Speaker B: Tello did 12 with his crossy bow. [01:52:48] Speaker C: Excellent. [01:52:50] Speaker E: Boss is doing refining. Fl. And I can give you that damage. Well, first it has to be a. Isn't it a saving throw? Dex Save. [01:53:07] Speaker C: It fails okay. An inanimate object. [01:53:11] Speaker E: So that's gonna be. 25 fire damage, and then it's gonna be another 66 radiant damage. So hold on. [01:53:28] Speaker C: Oh, okay, good. [01:53:29] Speaker E: Yeah. It's fire and radiant. Oh, no, I lost one. [01:53:31] Speaker B: Okay. [01:53:43] Speaker E: And 26 radiant damage. [01:53:46] Speaker C: Okay, good. [01:53:49] Speaker E: And just so you guys know, everyone around takes 3d6 healing. [01:53:53] Speaker C: So if you guys want. [01:53:55] Speaker B: I do want that. [01:53:56] Speaker E: You want me to do it? Yeah. [01:53:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:53:59] Speaker E: Okay. [01:53:59] Speaker C: Okay. [01:54:00] Speaker D: Yes. [01:54:03] Speaker C: You needed 350. You got 406. So as everyone strikes the object as, like, there's Rose standing there blasting with disintegrate gretifiers. I mean, it's just. It's just mass to construction on this thing, and there's light rupturing off for it. Everyone strikes it, and then all of a sudden, there's this. And it just flies apart. And there's this of energy that moves by you. All you're taking. There is an amount of damage associated with it, but you guys are taking a lot of healing. I know. It's less than. I've been paying attention to the numbers you're giving. It's less than the total amount you have. You all take some damage and are thrown backward. But with some resounding strikes, the tooth flies apart into pieces around the room. And there's this wave of energy. That's pretty good. And as it does the mouth of the tower, there's some fractures, and then it. [01:55:00] Speaker E: Oh, we need to get out. [01:55:02] Speaker C: Caves in so that there's an entrance. And then you all watch as the fractures. Begins taking up the rest of the tower. [01:55:11] Speaker B: I got, like, we fallen. Yes. [01:55:14] Speaker C: And people start sprinting out of the building. [01:55:17] Speaker E: Polymorph and grab. I grab Ron Grimm because I know Craig has his gods. [01:55:24] Speaker C: And Right. As you all, group by group, sprint [01:55:29] Speaker B: out, I'm flying out. [01:55:31] Speaker C: You all watch as. [01:55:32] Speaker B: Sorry. Sorry. [01:55:34] Speaker C: Yeah. Hey, Sorry. As you all fly out, you look upward as Blackfang is fractured. And you hear a lack of conflict in the landscape, though you still see smoke rising from some places. And you watch a handful of meandering undead returning just fall. [01:56:03] Speaker A: Whoa. [01:56:04] Speaker C: Pile of bones. And then you all watch as the swirling storm above Blackfang begins to open up slowly. And a blue sky begins to peek down, a ray of bright light through. And for the first time in hundreds of years. [01:56:24] Speaker E: Wow. [01:56:25] Speaker C: The storm above Zorgrim begins to break. And all around you, exhausted. With the essence of the Lich queen destroyed, the curse over this very cursed land loosened, and her entire army of undead disconnected from the power that raised them. [01:56:51] Speaker A: Wow. [01:56:52] Speaker C: That is where we are going to end. Episode 172 of the Accidental Adventures. Wow. [01:57:00] Speaker E: Wow. [01:57:01] Speaker C: Oh, man. Okay. We won't do a session like that for a while. That was awesome. But very long. Everyone's exhausted. We are not going to talk a lot. I'm to going just going to wrap this bad boy up. But here is the one thing I will talk to you about. Let's talk about some xp. Brace yourselves. [01:57:25] Speaker E: Brace ourselves. [01:57:26] Speaker C: But you all broke the curse over the Land of Death. You destroyed the factory. These were all different sources of XP. You defeated the Lich Queen, whose CR was closer to 30, by the way. She was. You're like 27. Yeah, she's very strong. You defeated. You defeated. Defeated. You defeated all the other enemies in Blackfang who also had their crs. And I calculated and you dispelled the undead army. So for wrong Grim, that is going to be 0.514 levels. [01:58:02] Speaker D: Wow. [01:58:03] Speaker E: Let's go. Wrong. [01:58:04] Speaker C: And for the funguys, even though you just leveled up, that's 647 levels. [01:58:11] Speaker E: Guys. [01:58:14] Speaker A: Whoa. [01:58:16] Speaker E: We are at 16.151. Guys. [01:58:19] Speaker C: 16? [01:58:22] Speaker E: Did you say 647? [01:58:25] Speaker C: You guys are level 16. I thought you were level 15. [01:58:27] Speaker E: No, we are now level 16. [01:58:31] Speaker C: You leveled up. That was enough. [01:58:32] Speaker E: We were at 15.504. So plus 0.647. You're at 16th level. [01:58:42] Speaker C: And in two sessions you will. Well, no, I guess. [01:58:46] Speaker E: 16.151. 16.151. Holy wow. [01:58:55] Speaker A: What? [01:58:56] Speaker D: Hell yeah. I'm at seven. That's what happens when you have four. [01:59:01] Speaker C: 17.964. [01:59:03] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:59:05] Speaker C: That's amazing. Mm. 17.964. I mean, that's what happens when you have, you know, three. Adding up all the CRs plus 30 CR combats in a row. You pick up some XP. Okay. We will spare the Listener the rest of the this. Everyone deserves the right to go home now. Incredible session, everyone. Guys, Four and a half years in, you just beat the Lich Queen. Schistha's gone. She's destroyed Listener. Holy crap. Life's an incredible adventure. You're an important part of it. Skibidi Wapin Dada.