184. The Hate King (Part II)

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Welcome back to Barely dnd. This is not your host. I've been the snack runner so far. This is Noah. [00:00:07] Speaker B: Abby. [00:00:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:00:08] Speaker A: Lord of maps. But not this lovely map that Zach made. Yeah, And Kara. Yeah, Zach and Kara made painstakingly. So I'm gonna hand it off to my wife now. Got him. And just as a reminder, if you don't put that. We definitely have it queued for the volume being down here those [00:00:31] Speaker D: second episode. [00:00:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I got the second energy. What happens with third cast Anxiety. [00:00:37] Speaker E: Oh, can I have a wet wipe? [00:00:39] Speaker B: That's where I'm gonna be at. [00:00:40] Speaker D: You can use any of these. [00:00:42] Speaker A: Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and [00:00:43] Speaker E: start now because wet wipe in one single note. [00:00:48] Speaker B: What? [00:00:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:00:50] Speaker A: Sticky note in a white. [00:00:54] Speaker B: Wait. Those are so fun. [00:00:56] Speaker D: I'm so sorry, Zach. They're all lusting over my clear post it notes. [00:01:01] Speaker C: What a weird word to use for that. [00:01:05] Speaker E: I didn't know what else to do. [00:01:06] Speaker A: Desiring. Lust was right. Lust was right. That was the only word you could have used. [00:01:11] Speaker B: I need all of them. Wait. I need all of them. [00:01:14] Speaker F: I want to eat that. [00:01:15] Speaker A: So remember, delicious smelling om nom nom. Remember, procrastination is a third level spell. Certain level spells won't affect certain beings. [00:01:27] Speaker C: American [00:01:31] Speaker D: press the dis. [00:01:32] Speaker A: That's really good. [00:01:34] Speaker F: Where's the. Where's the boy? [00:01:36] Speaker A: We'll get to that. [00:01:38] Speaker C: So [00:01:41] Speaker A: attacking the big. Coming back to it. [00:01:43] Speaker B: Coming back. [00:01:43] Speaker A: Tomorrow we are going to go in with stratospheric pyroclasm. [00:01:49] Speaker B: Hate that. [00:01:52] Speaker A: We are going right back into battle. You guys are flying over the caldera. And Yana has banked violently provided by the massive opening made by the dragons [00:02:04] Speaker C: who ferried you here and may or [00:02:05] Speaker A: may not have laid down their lives to do so. [00:02:07] Speaker C: Thanks, guys. [00:02:08] Speaker A: As each of you all [00:02:11] Speaker C: need a lock in, buddy. [00:02:14] Speaker A: You guys all right? Each of the booms is a. Anyway, oh, no. As you guys jump off of Yana and dismount onto the field, I would like you guys to describe where you land relative to Zorgrim's position. And he'll be right here. And what that descent looks like for you as you reach the field. So we'll start with anybody whose earbuds matches their hair. So we'll go with Jackie. I'm just kidding. We'll go with Rang. Rang, what is your. [00:02:47] Speaker C: Thank God I had time to eat that piece of. I think in the same way that as we described him last time, this hunk of a man and the statuesque nature of himself. I think it's like how. I don't know if you'll know this, but how the sentinels get dropped off in X Men where they just kind of get flown up and then. And I think he just. Because we're all in ash, right? [00:03:15] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:03:15] Speaker A: I mean, this is all like volcanic ground. Volcanic. [00:03:18] Speaker C: And so as he falls, he just like. Almost like a. I mean, we don't fall too far, but it indents into the ground as he like. [00:03:25] Speaker A: You have those frozen boots of the Winterlands. [00:03:27] Speaker C: Yeah, I go a little deeper and I have my trident and I pulled out my sword and I just looked stoic. A statue in the midst of the terror. [00:03:40] Speaker D: Phenomenal. [00:03:40] Speaker A: And the four spirits burn around you in color. Yes, Janice. [00:03:44] Speaker B: I think that what I would have been doing is trying to get UEG to be as far away as possible. So I think we're gonna do this as a team over here where I like kind of get UEG out of it and then me and Tello jump out at the same time because there's a rock and he would have been like, go to the rocker. I would have said that or something like that. So we're going to be by a rock, but still. On what side is that? Compare his right side facing him. His left side, anyways. Yeah, so we'll. We'll be on the left side. [00:04:21] Speaker A: Excellent. Tello jumps down to a stone and rolls out of it in kind of a parkour. Parkour move. And no one sees it. There's just. There's just like. I heard his hand. No, he just. He just off of the stone in wrong game. Only you see Tello do a really sick flip off of the stone and roll around it. [00:04:39] Speaker C: I not appreciate. [00:04:40] Speaker A: Javion, are you flying your allies down? [00:04:44] Speaker E: I asked Janice. She didn't want to be flown down, but I figured this was flown down. [00:04:48] Speaker A: Yeah, you got low enough. Janice says, you want to flown down, [00:04:50] Speaker E: Craig or you want to do a cooldown? [00:04:52] Speaker F: Do I have to wait presence. [00:04:53] Speaker A: You land me on the ground and you just kind of like stop and then hit. And UEG just kind of like rolls on his shell. [00:04:59] Speaker B: I feel like maybe some of the rocks had fallen off. And as I land, like, that's what seals me like the rocks refill from the. [00:05:07] Speaker A: That's awesome. Reform millennium. Yeah, Craig. [00:05:10] Speaker F: So he's got wings. He's got wings. He's going to first. Well, how high are they falling from? [00:05:18] Speaker A: Like 30, 40ft. [00:05:19] Speaker F: Okay, so I'm going to say for the like, first up until like 10ft until the ground. He's going to Kind of bring the wings in and he's trying to like dive down and then he's going to let them come out and kind of like brace himself and then he's going to. Well, I guess before I do that, does anyone need help getting to the ground? Do you guys? Does anyone need help? [00:05:44] Speaker A: That's it. [00:05:45] Speaker F: Okay, then I, I go down. [00:05:46] Speaker A: Okay, you do that, you do that tuck dive and right before the end you flare the wings. Kind of superhero landing. [00:05:53] Speaker G: Greta, Greta's gonna kind of, I think she's just gonna like put her arms out and with her broom in one hand and just kind of like fall forward. And she's gonna fall forward and then like get on the broom and just kind of do like some loops a little bit. [00:06:14] Speaker C: Awesome. [00:06:15] Speaker G: And she's just, she's like staying in [00:06:17] Speaker A: place but staying moving where you are. [00:06:19] Speaker G: She's doing like a loop around like a 5 foot, 10 foot square square. [00:06:25] Speaker A: Awesome. [00:06:25] Speaker G: Yeah. [00:06:26] Speaker D: Ro as, as they were like getting ready to like drop, Ro was playing a bunch as she was that distorted. Yeah. And so as she like she just kind of, she's like still chugging on the, on the loot and she just dives straight down as Yana swoops by and you can get the highest part of her. [00:06:55] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:06:55] Speaker A: Where she's like leaving. [00:06:56] Speaker D: And you don't like, if you're on the ground already, you don't see Ro behind her. And then you just see like a burst of like purple and gold. And then flying up under Yana back that way is Ro true polymorphed into an adult copper dragon. [00:07:18] Speaker A: As you plummet, you are like strumming those final notes. And as you strike the first one, you all watch as Rose brow catches on fire. And as it burns down the back of her head, through her hair and across her body, there's just this. And where she burns and the fire comes down, there's this flare of that purplish greenish smoke and like feel like erupting out of it is this far larger creature, this rippling form of molten metal, copper with these huge horns flaring to the side and this dragon and you're like. And with a rippling roll of your wings. [00:07:52] Speaker D: They look very much like the dragon looks very much like but like obviously except an adult sized dragon and with rose still purple eyes and like the tips of her horns and like the little talons on her wings are all like dipped in purple and gold like shining off of it. And she lands like right there in the front. But well, she doesn't land she's about 30ft up, flying, and. Yeah, that's where she's at. The hit scared me. [00:08:23] Speaker A: And with that, I think I'll go retrieve the enemy you all look up at. [00:08:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:08:33] Speaker C: Should we roll Initiative? [00:08:36] Speaker A: Oh, also, you guys stew in this first. [00:08:40] Speaker D: I'm rethinking landing. Right. [00:08:42] Speaker E: I'm actually. I'm actually glad I have Advantage on all checks, including Initiative, because going early [00:08:48] Speaker A: would be good for me so I [00:08:50] Speaker E: can get that portal down. [00:08:51] Speaker C: I've really enjoyed having Advantage run Initiative for a while now. [00:08:57] Speaker E: Let's just all get him dead. Let's just make sure Zorga does bad initiative and get him before hitting be his turn. [00:09:03] Speaker C: That'd be cool. Yeah. Everyone's getting out their phones. Listeners. I know y' all at home, guys, [00:09:12] Speaker D: they're all post some of this on the Patreon. [00:09:14] Speaker E: Oh, hey. [00:09:15] Speaker C: Yeah. So, hey, get on the Patreon of plug here for the patreon. [00:09:20] Speaker D: Patreon.com. Oh, I. Oh, I don't like it. [00:09:31] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. [00:09:36] Speaker E: It's so elaborate. [00:09:40] Speaker D: It looks like it was made out of actual obsidian. [00:09:43] Speaker F: Oh, my God. [00:09:44] Speaker E: He's so shiny. [00:09:45] Speaker D: His wings reach all the way to Greta. Oh, I don't. No, I don't want to be in front anymore. [00:09:56] Speaker C: Yeah, sorry about that, Jackie. [00:09:59] Speaker E: I don't think anywhere is safe. [00:10:02] Speaker A: It's not. It's not that bad. [00:10:04] Speaker G: Oh, I'm so afraid. [00:10:06] Speaker E: This is insane. [00:10:09] Speaker A: Yep. So this took, dear God, months to make. [00:10:17] Speaker G: Where did you even get it? [00:10:18] Speaker A: This is a Pathfinder. Bahamut Mini. And I had the guy. [00:10:22] Speaker G: Bahamut Mini. [00:10:24] Speaker A: No, I had the guy print. He was like, we offer a colossal size. And I was like, how much do I have to pay you to print bigger than that. So he just printed the pieces individually, and a lot of them didn't match to size. So I spent weeks sanding the wings to meet at the sections. And then these were originally filled wings. And I got a drill bit tool and I drilled them out and then carved them into these shapes. And Daniel and I spray painted them. They obsidian color. And then there's like blood running down from the toes on the front of the stand. But anywho, with that, everybody. [00:10:59] Speaker F: Oh, my God. [00:11:00] Speaker E: Nowhere is safe. [00:11:02] Speaker A: Oh, nowhere is safe. [00:11:03] Speaker E: We are all way too close. [00:11:04] Speaker A: I need everyone. Roll me Initiative. [00:11:09] Speaker E: No. Okay, this is where Initiative is. What I picked off my skin. [00:11:17] Speaker C: That's good for Ron Gordon. [00:11:19] Speaker A: Okay, I can't. My brain isn't working. No, I won't. [00:11:27] Speaker E: Okay, Advantage plus two. What do I do? Yes. [00:11:35] Speaker C: Roll your dice. Move Your bice. Everybody gets hurt. [00:11:38] Speaker G: Okay, wait, so do we get advantage? [00:11:41] Speaker E: No, I do, from my foresight. [00:11:44] Speaker A: So it's just plus decks we get. [00:11:48] Speaker D: We also get a plus one for the fun guys. The maker blessing, Just so you know. [00:11:53] Speaker C: Wait. [00:11:54] Speaker F: That's for saving. [00:11:56] Speaker D: Oh, wait, the. I don't know why I thought it was. [00:11:57] Speaker C: You're good. [00:11:59] Speaker D: I was thinking. It's initiative. [00:12:04] Speaker C: Okay. [00:12:07] Speaker A: There's eight of you guys. [00:12:13] Speaker C: Everyone place your bets. While you're listening to everyone roll their dice, who's gonna die? [00:12:17] Speaker D: No, we're not. If you place bets, if you get [00:12:19] Speaker C: any of them right, they have to do something for you. On Patreon, it's natural canon. [00:12:25] Speaker A: You'd have no way to verify that. They could just say, whoever it was, it was me. [00:12:30] Speaker C: On your Boy Scout honor. My friends, that's how it is. [00:12:32] Speaker A: But you have to. When you post, you have to say, on my Boy Scout honor. [00:12:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:12:37] Speaker A: Craig, what did we Roll on? Initiative? [00:12:40] Speaker F: 18. [00:12:41] Speaker A: 18. [00:12:43] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:12:45] Speaker A: All right, Greta. [00:12:49] Speaker G: I got a 17. [00:12:53] Speaker A: Okay. [00:12:55] Speaker G: Got a 22. [00:12:58] Speaker A: Wow. Ragon 13. [00:13:04] Speaker C: Did you use the dragon stat block? [00:13:05] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:13:06] Speaker A: They don't have good decks. Javian, I can hardly see. This isn't a mini. [00:13:13] Speaker E: This is a mega 20. Nice. [00:13:16] Speaker A: Good initiative. This is fascinating. You guys rolled almost exactly the initiative. [00:13:20] Speaker F: I love that. Daniel's our hype man. [00:13:23] Speaker A: Daniel loves combat. Everybody's dreading this. Daniel's like, finally, but waiting to fight this guy. [00:13:28] Speaker D: I'm excited. [00:13:28] Speaker A: And here, Ron Gim. [00:13:30] Speaker C: Oh, Ron grim. Got a 19, baby. [00:13:34] Speaker E: Oh, my gosh. We get tag team. [00:13:36] Speaker F: Tag team, too, bro. That's crazy. [00:13:38] Speaker E: J boots at high fives between each [00:13:40] Speaker B: turn into the mic. Oh, you got a 14. Sorry. [00:13:45] Speaker A: Okay, Janice. [00:13:47] Speaker B: Janice got a 19. [00:13:49] Speaker A: Wow, you guys rolled good. [00:13:51] Speaker D: What did Janice get? [00:13:52] Speaker B: 19. [00:13:52] Speaker A: Give me a second here to record roles. [00:13:55] Speaker F: Whoa. [00:13:58] Speaker A: Oh, I feel the nervous farts. [00:14:02] Speaker D: Wait, [00:14:05] Speaker C: I go first? Or do you want to go first? [00:14:07] Speaker B: Please go first. [00:14:08] Speaker C: Is it okay if I go before Kara? [00:14:10] Speaker B: I think it's Dex. Whoever has the highest decks, which you. [00:14:12] Speaker A: Which I think is wrong. [00:14:13] Speaker C: You have a plus two. [00:14:14] Speaker B: I have a plus two. [00:14:15] Speaker C: I have a plus two. [00:14:16] Speaker B: You can go first. [00:14:18] Speaker C: I figured we'd just cut all that out, but don't worry. [00:14:21] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't want to go. I actually. [00:14:23] Speaker A: What matters is that we've had the opportunity. [00:14:24] Speaker E: Janice just sits down. [00:14:25] Speaker C: I know. My turn? [00:14:30] Speaker E: Yeah. What spell you going to cast? [00:14:32] Speaker A: Stab. [00:14:33] Speaker C: Stab. [00:14:35] Speaker D: Like, is he going to move? [00:14:38] Speaker E: Stab. [00:14:41] Speaker A: Okay. [00:14:42] Speaker C: Crazy idea. [00:14:43] Speaker E: I just going to have this where we can both read it. [00:14:45] Speaker A: Then we have. [00:14:46] Speaker G: Oh, wait, I forgot to write down an initiative. Can you text me a picture of that mic? [00:14:51] Speaker F: Yes. [00:14:52] Speaker A: Oh, shoot. [00:14:54] Speaker E: We don't know where he is yet. [00:14:55] Speaker A: Teller rolled the 22 and I missed it and I. I already read all my initiatives down. [00:15:00] Speaker C: Well, sorry. [00:15:01] Speaker A: Tello's not on the install's invisible. [00:15:04] Speaker E: He's not going just. [00:15:06] Speaker A: He said no. [00:15:07] Speaker C: What you didn't know is that Tello's actually been a coward this whole time. I turned invisible so I could run the hell away. [00:15:14] Speaker E: Please. Still on the dragon. [00:15:15] Speaker D: He's halfway down the mountain. [00:15:17] Speaker A: In honor of everything that I've ever gotten wrong. I mean, it would have been. It would have been wrong for me to get this last initiative correct. So everybody just remind me that tell us first because I'm going to forget every round because it's written wrong on my sheet. [00:15:30] Speaker F: He said. [00:15:30] Speaker A: All right, guys. [00:15:31] Speaker F: First, what did he have? [00:15:33] Speaker E: 22. [00:15:34] Speaker A: As everyone lands on the battlefield and you all engage. I can't believe this moment's happening. This is crazy. As everyone engages in combat with Zorgrim, the bloodied one, the hate king for the fate of all of Yalabrin. In all of my session notes, I write goals for the session and long term outcomes. And also be careful bump at the table because it'll knock. Shave it every time. Oh, Daniel's gonna do something helpful in my long term impact today. I wrote a yes or no. And I just wrote yellowbrin is destroyed or not. [00:16:14] Speaker E: No pressure. [00:16:16] Speaker A: So with that, we are going to begin as you all are in the ruined mountaintop. I need you all to start with. [00:16:26] Speaker B: I'm gonna pee my pants. [00:16:28] Speaker A: Yep, absolutely. I need someone to go ahead and start by rolling me a D4. [00:16:36] Speaker G: I want to do it. [00:16:38] Speaker B: Okay, good for you. You get it wrong. [00:16:41] Speaker A: I have this massive well known. It's got three points. [00:16:44] Speaker G: I got a two. [00:16:46] Speaker C: Another big one. [00:16:46] Speaker D: Stick a tape. [00:16:47] Speaker E: Oh wait, let's get like a dot of tape. [00:16:49] Speaker G: Yeah, [00:16:54] Speaker D: The ground. [00:16:55] Speaker A: That wouldn't be a bad idea. [00:16:56] Speaker B: Oh, I was gonna say glue, but that's dangerous. [00:16:59] Speaker E: We could use tape. [00:17:00] Speaker B: Do you have tape? [00:17:01] Speaker A: Want to [00:17:03] Speaker B: do you have. [00:17:04] Speaker A: Anyway, coming back to this, we'll cross this bridge when we come. I need someone whoever wants to roll me a D4. You rolled the D4? [00:17:12] Speaker G: Yeah, I got it too. [00:17:13] Speaker A: We're going to activate our first layer action. [00:17:15] Speaker F: Why is there layer actions? [00:17:17] Speaker B: Because Andrea said it. And then Zach was like, oh yeah, that makes sense. [00:17:22] Speaker E: I said he shouldn't. [00:17:24] Speaker A: Cuz you don't live here any who. [00:17:26] Speaker G: You don't live here. [00:17:27] Speaker E: You just got here. [00:17:28] Speaker A: I agree with A2 as you all land on the field in the very first moments, the immense weight of Zorg. Oh, you guys rolled poisonous presence. The immense weight of Zorgrim's movements across the breaking earth splits the great stone of melting mountain beneath him. A tremendous crack releases a racing stream of hot ash and searing noxious gas. Can you guys remind me the effects of Heroes Feast? [00:18:00] Speaker E: Yeah. We're made to poison. [00:18:02] Speaker A: And as the bleeding steaming gas breaks out of fissures in the earth and it moves past all of you all, you all breathe freely, taking no poison damage and not running the risk of becoming poisoned. [00:18:15] Speaker G: Wow. [00:18:15] Speaker C: Which is terrible. [00:18:16] Speaker A: Which is terrible. I use a disadvantage on checks. Excellent. [00:18:21] Speaker E: First. [00:18:22] Speaker A: Yeah, there's no other. I think, like this. Oh, I think that's what the tiny ones are for. Oh, that makes me. [00:18:26] Speaker E: Okay, everyone pretend you're poisoned so he doesn't. [00:18:31] Speaker A: First in initiative against the hate king is Tello. [00:18:34] Speaker D: Let's go tell him. [00:18:35] Speaker G: Okay. [00:18:36] Speaker F: Come on. Hello, yellow. [00:18:38] Speaker G: Okay, I lost his. [00:18:40] Speaker D: Oh, who's on deck? Yes. [00:18:43] Speaker E: Jabian is after Tello. [00:18:44] Speaker G: Oh, my God. So many people are talking. [00:18:46] Speaker F: Can someone help Daniel or not? [00:18:48] Speaker D: Oh, I'm so sorry, Daniel. [00:18:49] Speaker C: Okay. [00:18:50] Speaker B: Don't worry. [00:18:51] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:18:51] Speaker D: Jian snacks. [00:18:54] Speaker F: Do you remember where he was? [00:18:56] Speaker D: Well, we don't know where Zoram is, though. [00:18:58] Speaker E: We don't know where Zoram is in the order yet. [00:19:01] Speaker D: We know where he is. [00:19:02] Speaker E: He's really big. [00:19:03] Speaker C: He's. [00:19:03] Speaker A: I think it's incredibly apparent where he is actually. [00:19:06] Speaker E: Where is he? It's so dark. [00:19:09] Speaker A: So we are starting with Tello. What is Tello doing on his first turn initiative? [00:19:15] Speaker E: He's right behind me. Is it. [00:19:18] Speaker G: Tello is going to shoot. [00:19:21] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:19:22] Speaker G: He's gonna shoot with his crossbow. And he has sneak attack. So he gets to do it at advantage, Correct? [00:19:30] Speaker A: Yes. Well, if he has an ally within five, which we're saying that wrong, Grimm lands. I mean, also, here's the thing. I have sculpted this mini so that you all can be on his base. Would you guys like to be positioned on his base? There are squares. There are movement squares on his base. [00:19:49] Speaker F: That's so close to him. [00:19:51] Speaker C: Yep. [00:19:54] Speaker A: And, Craig, you are flying or are not flying. [00:19:56] Speaker F: Like I'm not flying. [00:19:57] Speaker C: Okay. [00:19:57] Speaker A: You've landed on Gotcha. Gotcha. [00:19:59] Speaker E: So we can blank him right there. [00:20:01] Speaker A: Yes. Yeah. You all are flanking. [00:20:02] Speaker C: I'm gonna say that you're. [00:20:03] Speaker F: Does that. What does that do exactly? [00:20:04] Speaker A: Gives you advantage on your roll. [00:20:05] Speaker D: The hit. [00:20:05] Speaker B: Okay. [00:20:06] Speaker D: You know, Ro is immune to being frightened because she landed in front of him. [00:20:11] Speaker C: She wouldn't have done that. Yeah. [00:20:13] Speaker A: Okay, Tello as he are you. Is he in the open? Is he. No, I guess he doesn't have to hide. [00:20:19] Speaker D: Yeah, [00:20:21] Speaker G: he gets advantage. [00:20:22] Speaker A: Yes, with advantage. With wrongdem and Craig grappling the immense stone obsidian figure and Zorgrim towers above you all. But I. What I can't visualize here is in these gaps in his wings, there are plumes of red fire making up the webbing of his wings, burning up. And the hate king with blood pouring out of his eyes and in between of his scales and fire licking up his arms, roars above you. How does Tello take this first strike? [00:20:53] Speaker G: I think he just. [00:20:54] Speaker A: Well, did we start by rolling to hit? Sorry, I think we probably start by rolling to hit, right? [00:20:58] Speaker G: I don't. [00:20:59] Speaker A: I didn't mean that sarcastically. Also, have you hidden. Do you have advantage on this roll to hit? [00:21:06] Speaker E: He's invisible. [00:21:07] Speaker A: Oh, so you have advantage, right? Is it great? No, no, no, that's important. Is it greater invisibility or regular invisibility? [00:21:12] Speaker G: Regular invisibility. I just want to say, like, I'm having trouble reading and thinking and like to just apologize if I'm snappy. [00:21:21] Speaker A: All the clarifying questions are never like, you shouldn't. It's just trying to be helpful. [00:21:25] Speaker G: I really appreciate it, all the help I can get it cuz my brain is not working. [00:21:28] Speaker A: Hey, dude, we got you. [00:21:29] Speaker G: This is a lot, so I'm going to use a sticky note and so [00:21:34] Speaker A: did you roll a hit with advantage? [00:21:36] Speaker G: Not yet. [00:21:36] Speaker A: Okay. [00:21:37] Speaker G: Okay, well, I'm working on it, but I got an 18, which is good. [00:21:43] Speaker A: And if you need. I'm not even kidding, if you need assistance for anybody with math as your brain melts, that's totally fair. [00:21:48] Speaker C: He is blessed, by the way. Right, so he's adding a D4 to the roll as well? [00:21:51] Speaker B: Yes, yes. [00:21:52] Speaker A: Vanquish plus D4. [00:21:53] Speaker G: Okay. [00:21:55] Speaker C: I imagine it's going to be helpful. [00:21:56] Speaker F: We're about to find out. [00:21:57] Speaker A: Where no one can see on this molten ashen basalt space, Tello is invisible and no one can. Well, wrong can see, except he's not looking at him. Tello like raises the bolt and for a second this like moment that's paused, it's just Tello like trembling with the crossbow bolt in his hand. Just. [00:22:15] Speaker G: Can I say he just, he just takes like a deep and just like drops to one knee to kind of [00:22:22] Speaker A: steady himself and he fully closes his eyes for a second and he's just whispering to himself, just, it's for your alloys, it's for everyone. [00:22:32] Speaker D: It's for the alloy. [00:22:33] Speaker A: And he's just trying to steady himself against this terror, against this unfathomable moment. Aiming a crossbow at a God. [00:22:39] Speaker G: Yeah, he got a 33 to hit. [00:22:43] Speaker A: That will hit. [00:22:46] Speaker C: So we all know at least 33 guys. It's at least 30. [00:22:50] Speaker E: Well, at most. [00:22:51] Speaker A: At most, you're right. At most, it's 32. [00:22:53] Speaker B: Perfect. [00:22:56] Speaker G: Which is a lot of D6s. [00:22:57] Speaker A: Oh, that's true. [00:22:58] Speaker C: Meets. [00:22:58] Speaker A: It beats it. It could be. [00:22:59] Speaker G: It could be. [00:22:59] Speaker A: At most. [00:23:00] Speaker D: Is he wearing any armor? [00:23:03] Speaker B: I don't think he needs it. [00:23:05] Speaker F: He might be made. [00:23:06] Speaker D: It was a joke. [00:23:06] Speaker E: But I didn't cast metal on his metal armor. [00:23:11] Speaker B: That's funny. That's funny. [00:23:17] Speaker G: And just to clear. Just so that I remember, I have to decide before I. [00:23:22] Speaker A: If you're going to use the charge. [00:23:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:23:23] Speaker A: You need to announce using the charge before you hit. [00:23:25] Speaker G: Well, I didn't. [00:23:28] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. [00:23:29] Speaker D: Like, that's why I keep looking. [00:23:33] Speaker A: It is. It is on. And the minutes are ticking. I just look at the time I go. The minutes ticking up. [00:23:36] Speaker D: Or I just look at the line light. [00:23:38] Speaker A: I can't believe this is so crazy. To have his mini finally in front of me. It's been sitting on my bookcase for two years. [00:23:45] Speaker B: I feel like I have no space. [00:23:46] Speaker A: A year and a half, I guess. [00:23:48] Speaker G: Wow. Okay, so I'm gonna roll one D8 plus six and nine D6. [00:23:52] Speaker D: Jeez. [00:23:53] Speaker A: Let's go [00:23:55] Speaker C: listen to that. [00:23:56] Speaker A: I love the sound of the dinosaur. [00:23:58] Speaker G: Okay, [00:24:02] Speaker C: a lot of one. Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody tells me what to do [00:24:12] Speaker A: wrong. Grim, you are on deck. And, Janice, you are up. Oh, I'm up next already? I came before him. Okay, guys, again, remember, I have written. Okay, I'm just gonna rewrite my initiative because I'm gonna get this wrong the whole time. [00:24:25] Speaker C: Is it telo then Javian? [00:24:28] Speaker A: Well, while Abby's doing this math, I'm [00:24:30] Speaker E: just gonna rewrite all of this. Do egg row so far. And Zorgum's in there. [00:24:37] Speaker C: Just use a sticky note, though. [00:24:39] Speaker B: Zorgum's at the top. [00:24:40] Speaker D: Do you want a sticky note? [00:24:41] Speaker E: No, that was a layer action. I don't think that counted. [00:24:44] Speaker B: I think he just. [00:24:44] Speaker E: I think he was able to just do something first. [00:24:46] Speaker B: I mean, that was his turn. [00:24:50] Speaker E: There's no way that was his whole turn. [00:24:51] Speaker G: 38. [00:24:52] Speaker A: 38 damage. [00:24:55] Speaker C: Did you add his decks as well? [00:24:56] Speaker G: Huh? [00:24:57] Speaker C: Did you add his dex to the damage, too? [00:25:00] Speaker G: Probably. [00:25:01] Speaker D: Okay, and do we get. [00:25:02] Speaker G: No, I don't think I did. It's his decks. What. [00:25:05] Speaker C: What's his deck modifier? [00:25:06] Speaker D: 4. [00:25:07] Speaker C: So 4 to 38 would be 42. [00:25:09] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:25:10] Speaker B: Does this count as a one where you can add. [00:25:13] Speaker C: With an extra. [00:25:14] Speaker B: Extra D6? You can. [00:25:16] Speaker A: It's a weapon attack, so you can add a D6. [00:25:18] Speaker G: Oh, wow. Okay. [00:25:19] Speaker E: Yep. So every weapon attack, so plus, remember that. So that's four. [00:25:23] Speaker G: 44 total. [00:25:24] Speaker A: 44 damage. I think that might be telos. [00:25:27] Speaker E: Nice. Good job. [00:25:28] Speaker D: Strong towel. [00:25:29] Speaker G: Okay, and then dm, I would like to try to bonus action. Hide behind that rock. [00:25:38] Speaker A: Go ahead and roll me a stealth check. [00:25:39] Speaker E: Okay. Oh, is that the type of invisibility that disappeared? [00:25:44] Speaker G: Yeah. Well, right. If you attack, it goes away. [00:25:46] Speaker A: Yes. And I will narrate that. Just a second. I'm correcting my wrong. My bogus initiative. [00:25:52] Speaker G: Bogus. [00:25:53] Speaker A: But in a second, I'll freak and flick. Whoa. [00:25:58] Speaker B: Flicking flick. [00:26:00] Speaker G: Hey, it's better than the alternative. [00:26:02] Speaker A: It is flump. What's Colton's train wreck character? I suddenly forgot when you said flumph. [00:26:11] Speaker G: Okay, that's a saving throw. No, a stealth check. [00:26:14] Speaker A: Yeah, just a stealth check. What do you get? [00:26:18] Speaker C: Well, he's blessed, so he also has a D4 to it. Right. [00:26:21] Speaker G: But it's not a saving. [00:26:22] Speaker A: It's a. Yeah, so it's just. It's just D4 plus his stealth modifier. Or D20 plus his stealth modifier. [00:26:29] Speaker G: Not that good. Plus stealth. But his stealth is crazy, so actually that's gonna be a 23. [00:26:36] Speaker A: Nice. Also, deeply proud of you for using your calculated. That wasn't sarcasm. [00:26:43] Speaker G: Yeah, no, I know. I know. [00:26:48] Speaker A: Okay. [00:26:49] Speaker G: Okay. [00:26:49] Speaker A: Phenomenal. So from. [00:26:51] Speaker G: Do I feel hidden? [00:26:54] Speaker A: So let me find out from invisibility. Tello just emerges. And Tello emerges with a flare of light. There's nothing. And then there's just. As this bolt of light flies out from his crossbow. His crossbow, literally. I mean, the bolt remains physical, but the. The companion's crossbow is enchanting it so that it's no longer just a physical object. It's a magical attack where radiant energy is streaking over it, and it catches fire in the air with white radiant light. And as it flies up, it flies into Zorgrim, and it strikes some of his obsidian structure, and there's this, like, fracture in some of his scale. And Zorgrim seems to register it. He seems to, like, turn his head. Seems like he was aware it happened. [00:27:38] Speaker E: I hope it hurt. [00:27:40] Speaker A: Next up initiative, we go to Javian. [00:27:44] Speaker E: Javion is. He flies down, and he. He's going to spend most of this fight at about 10, 15ft in the air, unless there's a reason to be some other Height. And he. He stops somewhere around 20ft from sorghum near the people, or 25ft near. In the middle of people. And he is going to cast. He's gonna look over at where he sees Janice and ueg and he is going to cast arcane gate with one gate right below him and one gate in the middle of the other people. [00:28:28] Speaker A: What is it? What does the arcane gate casting look like, Andrew? [00:28:32] Speaker E: I think he, like, kind of like, takes one hand and points down and the other hand with the sword and points over to the other side. [00:28:39] Speaker A: Sick. [00:28:39] Speaker E: And he just kind of like. He, like, does like a quick titter with his hand and then says, connect. [00:28:48] Speaker A: Oh, sick. [00:28:50] Speaker E: And then he, like, takes his sword in his hand and moves them in two spaces of. Two spaces of just. It's kind of like a white. A golden light appears and, like, stretches and tears space. And then a portal opens. [00:29:07] Speaker A: Sick. [00:29:07] Speaker E: Connecting between two points. And it says they're directional. So they both face away from Zorgrim. [00:29:13] Speaker A: Very cool. [00:29:15] Speaker E: And so I hope you have some sort of thing to, like, mark these. [00:29:20] Speaker A: Yes. I came so prepared. [00:29:23] Speaker C: I got a ring. Yeah. [00:29:25] Speaker A: Daniel will help me out with that. [00:29:27] Speaker E: So let's. [00:29:29] Speaker A: Do you know what, actually, Daniel, I'm just gonna use the two magical effect rings. [00:29:32] Speaker E: I'll figure out using. [00:29:32] Speaker A: For anything else, use the two magical effect rings. [00:29:34] Speaker E: And so let's put this 1, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25 here, and then [00:29:41] Speaker A: the other one underneath here. [00:29:42] Speaker E: And then the other one has to be directly beneath me, so right there. Just because it's the range on it. [00:29:50] Speaker A: And I'll just stick you right there. [00:29:52] Speaker E: I just want it generally where the melee could get to it. [00:29:55] Speaker A: Understood. Very cool. [00:29:58] Speaker E: Why is there a. [00:30:00] Speaker C: My bad. I like my tape measures. [00:30:03] Speaker A: So, Javion, where you. Where you float in the air with golden wings of like. Like molten light erupting from you. And with the gleaming sword in your hand, with the celestial halo of orbs and fractal patterns rotating your hand, your head, you point your sword and raise your hand and as you described, you know, you create the points in space and you tear open the portals. And like this angelic figure, you command space and time to react. And there's this. These two opposite portals, the tear into space. And as you do, Zorgrim turns his head toward you and just. There's no satisfaction on his face, but he just. He sets his eyes intently on you and just looks at you. [00:30:52] Speaker E: And then for my bonus action. [00:30:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:54] Speaker C: Yes. [00:30:55] Speaker E: I have my crowd of stas up and I thank you. Use it to the crowd of saws is a. Yeah, I'm concentrating on that now. [00:31:09] Speaker A: Yes. [00:31:10] Speaker E: Crown of stars is not concentration, but out of portals. [00:31:14] Speaker A: Oh, I forgot to do two things. We're. [00:31:15] Speaker E: I say I'm not gonna worry about it. [00:31:19] Speaker A: I'm just kidding. I won't worry about it. Keep going. [00:31:21] Speaker E: Don't take credit for bringing me back. You never cared about me, Sabina. At all. And with way more anger than I could do in that. [00:31:29] Speaker A: Yes, yes, yes. [00:31:30] Speaker C: Understood. [00:31:30] Speaker E: I'm in that acting and the accent and I honestly, I want to send the crown. One of the crown of stars at him in a way that almost looks like, like the third law of motion. As it. It flies forward, I fly backwards. [00:31:44] Speaker A: Awesome. Like, like propelled back by the force flying at him. [00:31:48] Speaker E: And I'm going to move back to above that space. Smaller rock. [00:31:52] Speaker C: Okay. [00:31:53] Speaker A: This one. [00:31:55] Speaker E: No, over here. Yeah. [00:31:57] Speaker A: Could you move him, Jackie? [00:32:00] Speaker E: And I'm gonna go ahead and roll that to hit advantage with less. That will be a. Yeah, no, like [00:32:08] Speaker A: it can be behind it. Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. [00:32:10] Speaker E: Okay. 34 to hit. [00:32:12] Speaker A: 34 will hit. [00:32:13] Speaker C: Okay. [00:32:14] Speaker A: Only confirms that we already knew it was 33. [00:32:17] Speaker E: His AC is not risen. [00:32:19] Speaker C: He does not cast shield damage. [00:32:21] Speaker A: Does not make it on a 34 to hit. [00:32:23] Speaker C: He's like shield. [00:32:28] Speaker A: I'd be like, all right, everybody pack up. [00:32:30] Speaker C: Go home. Yeah. Oh, yeah. [00:32:34] Speaker A: And then there's something I forgot to do at the tail end of Javian's turn. Go ahead and do. [00:32:39] Speaker E: That'll be 36 radiant damage. [00:32:42] Speaker A: 36 radiant damage. Phenomenal. Xavian. As you, as you like, point outward him. And the bolt flies away and you are propelled backward. What does it look like? As the motive light crashes into it. [00:32:58] Speaker E: If it's allowed. I almost want it to. Since it's magic light. If it could almost penetrate and then glow from behind the obsidian. [00:33:09] Speaker A: Yes. Awesome. It like, flies into him and rather than just impacting like a physical object, it's like absorbed by him and like disrupts some of the fractures in him. [00:33:17] Speaker E: And he looks battle scarred because, like, it's. It's volcanic glass. There's like, just like the. The refractions of light through. [00:33:25] Speaker A: That's awesome. And that. That opaque bleed of the color from within. And. And he like, there's like this like, fracture again. And some of the obsidian shards, like, fall away from him. And again he registers it. I forgot to do this at the beginning of the turn. But immediately upon entering his presence, all of you all experience not only the fear and the terror and the power. Oh, also all of you Guys should have to do the fear of the God slayer feature, which is a DC25 charisma saving throw. And on a failure. Your speed has made zero. And you are stunned. Except all of you are immune to frighten. So none of you all have to face that future, which is phenomenal. But the future you all do experience is being near him. Reality melts around him. His is not a divinity created to form, to protect, but to destroy. And around him, the stones heat. And there's just this malaise aura of destruction. And as you all enter the realm raise aura. I need Tello to go ahead and give me a con saving throw. And Javian also has to. It's on your terms. And I should have done it on your turn. [00:34:36] Speaker E: And this one is con. [00:34:37] Speaker A: This is a con save. [00:34:38] Speaker E: So charisma is the thing we were immune to. [00:34:40] Speaker A: Yes. Okay, yes, an excellent clarifying question. [00:34:42] Speaker C: And this they do get a D4 from. [00:34:45] Speaker A: Yes. [00:34:45] Speaker E: And also. And a plus one. Yeah. [00:34:48] Speaker C: Oh, hell yeah. [00:34:49] Speaker A: Saving throw plus one and D4. [00:34:51] Speaker F: Is everybody blessed? [00:34:53] Speaker A: Everybody blows. [00:34:54] Speaker F: Everybody. [00:34:54] Speaker A: At least in the. Until you egg and greta lose concentration. [00:34:58] Speaker E: 26. [00:34:59] Speaker A: 26. [00:35:01] Speaker D: Phenomenal. [00:35:02] Speaker A: Xavian, tell her I'm working. [00:35:06] Speaker E: Sorry, what's the name of this feature? [00:35:08] Speaker A: Realm raise Aura. [00:35:15] Speaker E: Wait, it's definitely Raz spelled the other way. [00:35:17] Speaker A: Yes. R A Z E is in to destroy. [00:35:21] Speaker E: So like a. [00:35:21] Speaker A: Like a realm destroying aura. [00:35:31] Speaker E: Oh, actually, because I have myth Carver, if the DC was higher than 20, I get another plus one. [00:35:40] Speaker A: Excellent. [00:35:41] Speaker E: Which would make this a 27. [00:35:43] Speaker A: And the DC is higher than 20. So you do get at 27. Phenomenal. [00:35:56] Speaker G: I think I got a nine. [00:35:58] Speaker A: A nine? [00:35:59] Speaker G: Yeah. [00:35:59] Speaker C: Okay. [00:36:00] Speaker G: That was with my C4.1. Yeah, yeah, I got a nine. [00:36:05] Speaker A: Okay, excellent. So you all learn from the stinging pain and sensation of his proximity that it appears being physically closer to him makes it. You incur more of his destructive energy and presence and his miasma. That was the word I was looking for. And so Tello began beyond the distance. So he is only going to take. 1, 5, 7. Telo's gonna take 10 points of fire and necrotic damage from just being that close to him. So, like, part of his hair starts to catch fire in his cloak, and, like, his skin singes from the energy of being. [00:36:49] Speaker G: He said 10. [00:36:50] Speaker A: Yes. And then Xavian started his turn within 50ft. So actually, I need to roll these separately. Javen, you take his high rolls, [00:37:03] Speaker E: you [00:37:03] Speaker A: take 14 points of fire damage reduced to seven. And. [00:37:09] Speaker E: And this is accounting my high roll. [00:37:14] Speaker A: Dear goodness. Thank you. You're gonna take half Damage. So you take three points of fire damage. Now, that was. That was a useful clarification. Also, I have a nauseating number of features. [00:37:21] Speaker E: I mean, I don't know the DC, but I hope 27 here. [00:37:24] Speaker A: 27 saved. 27 saved. So, like, please don't feel like I don't want to correct. Like, I've got so much to keep track of. Please feel free to throw rules at me. And then you're going to take four points of necrotic damage for saving. Excellent. Okay. Okay. So that was telos turn initiative or Jian's at the end of Javan's turn. [00:37:56] Speaker C: No, [00:37:59] Speaker A: no. This God who has lived through the elder age and understands the arcane weave well enough around him, incredibly intelligent, who has successfully deceived and played you all for years, understands the gambit being played. And he aims, he raises one hand. And like he's been looking at all of you all in, anticipating your actions, he's going to spend one legendary action, and he is going to cast his loathsome blast. So first round of combat. The first round, he's going to use one legendary action. He is going to raise a hand and he is going to whisper, I remember you, and point at Uegg. And all of this reddish black energy sparks around his hand and precipitates into his palm and his fingers web apart, bolts of energy flying toward a ball in the middle of his hand. And he fires the loathsome blast and a bolt out at Uegg. That is going to be a 28 to hit. [00:39:15] Speaker B: That's gonna hit. [00:39:16] Speaker A: I'm just gonna have fun rolling my D20 today. [00:39:19] Speaker C: What? [00:39:19] Speaker A: I'm gonna have fun rolling my D20 today. At some point, if you're like, we get it. Just having fun. [00:39:25] Speaker C: Is this technically casting a spell? [00:39:27] Speaker A: It is. [00:39:28] Speaker C: It is. Casting a spell, making that known for the spell cast. [00:39:31] Speaker A: It is. It is a spell. [00:39:33] Speaker B: Definitely. I can do a reaction, so. [00:39:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:39:36] Speaker A: Are you counter spelling? [00:39:38] Speaker B: Oh, yes, I could do that. Oh, wait, but that's gonna be really high. [00:39:43] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:39:44] Speaker E: No, Kara, it's low. Slim blast. That's a cantrip. [00:39:47] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Yes. [00:39:49] Speaker A: You gotta tell me if you're doing it counterspell. [00:39:51] Speaker C: Okay. [00:39:52] Speaker A: Your reaction utilized. [00:39:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:39:55] Speaker A: Janice, what does it look like as you unravel the bolt of energy? Flying for [00:40:02] Speaker C: Eweg. [00:40:05] Speaker E: Yes. [00:40:06] Speaker A: Flying toward Uek. I had to check whether or not that could still be counterspelled based on another thing, but it can't. [00:40:10] Speaker C: Sorry. [00:40:13] Speaker B: I'd rather you. Thank you. [00:40:17] Speaker A: As yes. Please mark off the slot as he traces out his fingers and fires off the beam. Janice. You. You plant a foot, reach your hand opposite. And you close. Close your eyes. And your hair just flares around you and the dust flies away from you. And in that instant, as has happened before, the ash all around you is just frozen to the ground suddenly in the shape of a complex magical circle in an instant, just like flash painted onto the ground. And you reach out to that bolt of energy in the air, and it just sublimates. And in the like, sort of gaseous cloud of energy around it, there's just these little flickers of energy and it pulls apart. And when you open your eyes, there's this incredibly complex weave of gold circles and symbols around your arm. And your eyes are burning gold. And you look back at Zorgrim, who doesn't seem particularly perturbed. [00:41:14] Speaker B: Wait, does it just. [00:41:15] Speaker A: It worked. You pulled it apart. It's gone. [00:41:16] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:41:17] Speaker C: Awesome. [00:41:19] Speaker A: Yes. [00:41:19] Speaker E: From having battled St. Many creatures like this, Javian has defeat myth Cava, which allows him when an enemy creature takes his legendary action, which I was expecting this. They all do this annoying things. I can use reaction to make a weapon attack or cast a cantrip spell against them. [00:41:38] Speaker C: Beautiful. [00:41:38] Speaker E: And so I'm going to see him trying to blast. I will arcane blast myself. [00:41:43] Speaker A: Excellent. Hell, yeah. [00:41:45] Speaker E: So let me do four. Okay. First one is. 31 to hit. [00:41:58] Speaker A: Yeah, 31 will hit. [00:42:00] Speaker C: All right, that's our new limit. [00:42:03] Speaker A: Good news, guys. [00:42:03] Speaker C: We're going down. [00:42:08] Speaker E: 29. [00:42:09] Speaker A: 29 will hit. Okay, good, good. [00:42:12] Speaker C: Below 30s. [00:42:13] Speaker A: Below 30s. [00:42:14] Speaker G: Whoa. [00:42:16] Speaker E: 30 to hit. [00:42:17] Speaker C: Wow. [00:42:18] Speaker E: Let's go get this off while we still have bless. 30 to hit. [00:42:25] Speaker C: Hell yeah. [00:42:28] Speaker E: Okay, so each of these is going to be another D10. Which of these is D10 plus 11? Well, I need to separate the Force and Radiant for this. [00:42:40] Speaker C: No. [00:42:41] Speaker E: Okay. That'd be so cool if you would have. It would be so cool if you would have made him weak to radiant. I think it would be so fun. [00:42:51] Speaker C: What is it called? Vulnerable. There it is. Like resistant. No, that's the other way, Angel. [00:42:59] Speaker E: First attack is 20. Second attack is 17. Damage. [00:43:04] Speaker B: Okay. [00:43:06] Speaker E: Next is also 20 and then 12. [00:43:11] Speaker C: 69. [00:43:13] Speaker A: Understood. [00:43:15] Speaker E: Total 69. Okay, [00:43:19] Speaker A: we're gonna start using the calculator I pulled up, so I'm not bogging us down. Taking me a little bit to get to. [00:43:27] Speaker E: Nice. [00:43:29] Speaker C: There it is. There it is. [00:43:30] Speaker A: JV in response to targeting ueg, the as one of the most skilled casters and warriors in this world, as you have this readied action, you are you are prepared to respond and you immediately fire back these beams of gold that crash into him. [00:43:46] Speaker C: And pound. [00:43:46] Speaker A: And more fractures appear in his obsidian form. They're small, you know, but, I mean, they are fractures in him. And the golden light seems to burn. And the radiant fire licks up him for a second and seems to sear the obsidian. Obsidian. And he notes it again. He feels like, you know, it seems like you are doing damage to him. Okay, that was all before Wrong Grim's turn. [00:44:09] Speaker C: Hey, go ahead. It's your boy. I need to make a con save. Yes. [00:44:14] Speaker D: We need to get Daniel shirt that says it's your boy. [00:44:16] Speaker B: Totally. [00:44:20] Speaker A: Yes. So, as a heads up, everyone's turn always has to start with a combination. [00:44:24] Speaker E: And so that'll always be at the start of the turn. [00:44:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:27] Speaker E: Oh, that's worse than the end. [00:44:29] Speaker C: It's probably fine. I'm resistant to both these damages. I got an 18. [00:44:34] Speaker A: 18 will fail. [00:44:36] Speaker E: Oh, right. With the cloak you have necrotic. That is so convenient. [00:44:40] Speaker A: An incredibly important find. [00:44:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:44:43] Speaker A: Vital, one might say. Wronggrim. Being incredibly. This close to him. The heat. Your beard is catching fire. It might burn away by the end of today. And your skin is searing. You haven't even struck him yet, and you're already having to utilize your will. Being this close to a being that destroys others. And so you are going to take. Give me a second. [00:45:10] Speaker C: You're good. You just gave it to me. [00:45:13] Speaker A: Could somebody get me a small plastic cup to put my D4s in? Like, something. Something very small and shallow, just so. Because they're kind of hard to pull out of the thing. [00:45:22] Speaker E: And he's gonna have to roll, like, 50 of them each. [00:45:26] Speaker B: Why are we helping Zach? No, I'm just kidding. [00:45:29] Speaker A: We'll just do it this way. [00:45:30] Speaker E: If Zack asks for a snack, we say no. [00:45:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:45:33] Speaker E: Suffer. [00:45:34] Speaker F: Absolutely. [00:45:35] Speaker A: Rangim, you are going to take 17 points of necrotic damage, which we'll have to eight. Thank you. That's great. [00:45:46] Speaker E: It's honestly so strong of me to not write down everything that happens. [00:45:49] Speaker A: And then. Thank you, Abby. It's very helpful. And then you're going to take [00:45:59] Speaker F: 5, [00:45:59] Speaker A: 10, 15 points of fire damage. [00:46:02] Speaker C: So 15 altogether. [00:46:03] Speaker A: Yes. All right. You are enduring in the presence of the hate king. Tell me about that turn, my guy. [00:46:12] Speaker G: Oh, I'm so excited. [00:46:15] Speaker C: In anger and rage. In a bit more than you've ever seen him as he's tried to be stoked most of the time when he rages and stuff, but this seems like a credible time to actually be mad. So he's going to not have to reckless. Isn't that great? I don't have to reckless. So. [00:46:32] Speaker A: Which is nice. [00:46:33] Speaker C: So he's going to flanking attack him three times. Twice with his trident. Phenomenal with his sword. Hopefully that's not the right. That's the number I look at. Okay, so I got a 30. [00:46:49] Speaker A: 30 will hit. [00:46:50] Speaker D: Good. [00:46:53] Speaker C: I got a. Oh, here it is. A25.25 will hit. [00:46:58] Speaker F: Whoa. [00:46:59] Speaker B: Incredible intel. [00:47:03] Speaker C: And a27. [00:47:06] Speaker A: So 27 what? [00:47:07] Speaker C: 25 is now our new low. Guys, let's go. [00:47:11] Speaker B: Thank you for your service. [00:47:17] Speaker A: Can you guys see the mat? Look at Daniel's hand. [00:47:19] Speaker D: Oh, my God. [00:47:22] Speaker A: The dice he has. It's crazy. A bigger dice tray. [00:47:25] Speaker B: Dude. [00:47:26] Speaker D: I know. [00:47:26] Speaker C: I. I got that one. Okay. There you go. [00:47:29] Speaker G: Wow, that's. [00:47:30] Speaker B: That was a lot of. [00:47:30] Speaker A: Listen the. The amount of dice you heard. Yeah, that's the amount he fell out of his hand. [00:47:34] Speaker B: Says how many. [00:47:36] Speaker A: That's the same way I do my math for my dice. Anyway, so. [00:47:40] Speaker B: And you guys, that's how I do my math. [00:47:42] Speaker A: That's how I. What's the haha. I do that. [00:47:46] Speaker G: I do. [00:47:48] Speaker E: I don't know what y' all do, but I add the numbers. [00:47:51] Speaker A: All right. [00:47:53] Speaker G: Andrea. Andrea, do you keep your string? [00:47:57] Speaker A: The string goblin. [00:47:58] Speaker G: Can I have it? [00:48:03] Speaker A: Oh, my goodness. Okay, so Andrea's awesome. Andrew's crossfish and her unused string. Abby went to. You keep it. And then she produced a glass jar filled with loose string. [00:48:13] Speaker B: Okay, that's crazy and awesome and wonderful [00:48:18] Speaker A: to eat for snacks. It's yummy. [00:48:21] Speaker G: I'm gonna use it to make something. [00:48:24] Speaker E: What did you do with my needle? [00:48:28] Speaker B: Needle on the loose. [00:48:30] Speaker E: I thought I lost it on the plane, but I didn't, which was such a relief. [00:48:34] Speaker B: So now you lost it. [00:48:35] Speaker A: You are on your mic, Abby. Was that the clanking sound I heard? [00:48:44] Speaker C: I do 113 points of damage. [00:48:46] Speaker B: 100. [00:48:47] Speaker F: How much? [00:48:48] Speaker A: 113 damage. [00:48:49] Speaker B: Age, dude. [00:48:51] Speaker F: Wow. [00:48:51] Speaker B: I think the rest of us just can go. Ron Groom got this. [00:48:55] Speaker A: No, you guys, please don't leave. [00:49:00] Speaker C: Wrong. [00:49:00] Speaker A: Grim. Describe to me what doing 113 damage to. [00:49:04] Speaker C: I mean, I'm not the bloodied one. [00:49:05] Speaker A: Looks like. [00:49:06] Speaker C: I feel like not even to his foot. Ankle. [00:49:09] Speaker A: Like you are below his ankle. [00:49:11] Speaker C: And I think it's in a systematic way. He's just going to start. I don't. [00:49:17] Speaker A: It doesn't. Sorry. Before you start describing, I would like to say I know you can't fly, but you can elevate yourself with your trident. [00:49:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:49:23] Speaker A: So this is. This is our penultimate combat of this campaign. This is flavor town. Yeah. So if you want to be fighting his ankle, you can be. But if you want to pull yourself up to his chest, if you want to be by his head, like, please feel free to flavor. [00:49:35] Speaker C: What I think I'm doing right now is I'm using my trident as a pick of sorts. Oh. And I'm climbing him. Just bursts into a little bit. Not burst. Yeah, but stab. And then at the end of my second stab, that's when he'd bring out my sword and I just, like, start carving off the sides of him like a slab of meat, almost. [00:49:55] Speaker B: Wow. [00:49:55] Speaker A: Phenomenal. Wrong, Grim. You take remnant and no longer bound to you by a chain. It's this cool thing where, like, the way someone picks up a spear and tosses and catches it over the other way, you can do that, but it still magically connects to you by that stream of gold. So you can just toss it up and it just suspends itself in the air there for a moment. And where you catch it, you. And you launch it up into him and pull yourself like Spider man with a swinging web, but stabbing him with a trident and then another. You climb higher in his flank, and when you reach his core, the core of his body, you just cut across it with the blade and you are fracturing and breaking stone and obsidian, which is falling from around. And he. You are indeed breaking pieces off of him. Much less. Less than you would have hoped. You have fought many other massive creatures, and these blows would have carved away huge sections of their body. His body is incredibly durable. But there are fractures, there are cuts. Parts of the incredibly horned and pointed parts of his body are falling away and breaking. So you are. You look like you dealt some damage to him. That one looked like. [00:50:58] Speaker C: I'm glad. [00:50:59] Speaker A: Like, you all watch as he, like, snarls by his face. And he only. Every strike, every turn, it just seems to be building, seething, his rage. This looks like a creature consumed by hate and anger. At the end of wrong. Grim's turn. [00:51:21] Speaker C: Sorry. [00:51:22] Speaker A: That's okay. [00:51:28] Speaker F: Should we. [00:51:32] Speaker A: Yes. He is going to use another legendary action. And he doesn't look at you. His hand just drifts down towards you, Rangim. And where you are kind of here, like stuck to his hip, slashing his torso. He just moves his hand down. And Ranga, I mean, I know you are stoic and bold, but there is this unnerving moment where this shadow drifts behind you and out of the side of your eye. This. This object bigger than you is just his hand drifting by. And where that obsidian hand drifts, there's Just this all of a sudden you watch that like floating six inches above his arm. This lattice of glyphic work just burns into existence and precipitates on his hand. And then as you look at that hand, your vision gets a little fuzzy. I need you to go ahead and make me a constitution saving throw as Zorgrim casts blindness deafness on you. Daniel rolled his eye and then he looked at me like I got a nat. [00:52:40] Speaker C: 24. 38. [00:52:49] Speaker A: Is that your new highest? [00:52:50] Speaker C: Maybe 25 plus 13. [00:52:54] Speaker B: Huh. [00:52:57] Speaker A: Well, and is D4. [00:52:58] Speaker E: How do you have that high D4 [00:53:01] Speaker A: in the saving throw plus one. [00:53:02] Speaker C: Oh, I have a 24 con because that's what barbarians get. A 20th level. [00:53:06] Speaker D: Oh yeah. [00:53:08] Speaker B: What in turn has he done his legendary action? [00:53:11] Speaker A: He just did. [00:53:12] Speaker B: Can I do a reaction? [00:53:14] Speaker C: Yes. [00:53:14] Speaker A: And also. Okay, so with the myth carver, a reminder, you have one reaction per turn. Right. And. And I'm just. I mean I'm just reiterating that, remember? But yes, he just used alleged reaction. You can absolutely. [00:53:24] Speaker E: I don't think she can. [00:53:25] Speaker C: Cuz she's a counter spelled already. [00:53:27] Speaker E: You've already counter spelled. Yes. [00:53:29] Speaker C: No, no, no. [00:53:29] Speaker A: But thank you for talking details. [00:53:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:31] Speaker A: Cara, I know you never try to get me. [00:53:32] Speaker C: It's all good. [00:53:33] Speaker B: Totally. I. I just forgot that I even did. [00:53:35] Speaker E: Can I clarify cheating for us using the reaction? Is it round of combat or our turn to our turn? [00:53:43] Speaker D: Oh, [00:53:46] Speaker E: like how? [00:53:46] Speaker A: Yeah, I. I treat it. [00:53:47] Speaker E: It probably works the same. [00:53:49] Speaker A: I just treat it like top of initiative. I think it's much easier to keep track. [00:53:51] Speaker E: I just want to clarify. [00:53:52] Speaker A: No, no. Hey, Andrew. [00:53:53] Speaker E: So important because especially we're gonna keep. Everyone's got to keep a tracks react. [00:53:56] Speaker A: Exactly. I think it's also helpful because it helps like reactions happen out of order. So I think it's just round of combat. Right. Of combat. It's way easier to keep track of. That's phenomenal. [00:54:05] Speaker E: Question. [00:54:05] Speaker D: I have a question. [00:54:05] Speaker A: Yes. [00:54:07] Speaker D: If we have legendary actions, when do we. [00:54:10] Speaker A: If you have a legendary action, you can take it. What did you say, Darnold? Can you remind me you. You can only use legendary actions at the end of enemies turns or just other creatures turns? [00:54:20] Speaker C: Other enemies turns. [00:54:21] Speaker A: Other enemies turns. So you can use legendary action at the end of his. [00:54:25] Speaker G: Cool. [00:54:26] Speaker D: That's exciting. [00:54:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:54:27] Speaker D: I mean. [00:54:28] Speaker E: So that means you only get one off. [00:54:29] Speaker C: That means you get two turns though. [00:54:31] Speaker A: Hey, dude. It's pretty sick. It's pretty sick. Okay. [00:54:35] Speaker E: Hey, so don't worry about saving your charges. Legitary actions. You only get one around. That's true. So Just go ahead and use the best one. [00:54:41] Speaker A: Okay, so that was wrong. Grim's turn. [00:54:43] Speaker B: Janus. [00:54:45] Speaker C: So wait, wait, wait. What did my save look like? [00:54:48] Speaker A: Yes. Sorry. No. Oh, it's still blindness. [00:54:51] Speaker C: Definitely. [00:54:51] Speaker E: Tell me. [00:54:51] Speaker A: Tell me what it looks like as definite. [00:54:53] Speaker E: You have true side up. [00:54:54] Speaker A: Tell me what it looks like as blindness. Deafness does not seed in you as you resist the spell casting of a God. [00:55:00] Speaker C: Yeah, I think it's with that. That fourth make. The fourth spirit comes and just like, kind of like. Yeah, Closes over my eyes. [00:55:08] Speaker A: Yeah, puts his hands over your eyes. [00:55:10] Speaker C: And as the darkness and blackness comes, he just, like, swats it away. And as I see once more. [00:55:15] Speaker A: You're awesome. These descriptors, dude. As the darkness starts to see you all watch as for an instant, like Janice and Tello and you, I can see on the side that blood starts to pool at the edge of Rhongim's eyes. And then that fourth spirit just instantly moves the hands over. And then as he pulls it away, you see all the clear. And as he moves his hands away, it literally wipes the blood away as well. And at that. At the action of that spirit, Zorgrim grimaces and turns towards you. Now he's mad. [00:55:52] Speaker C: Okay, I made a mad. [00:55:54] Speaker A: Guys, it's Janice's turn. [00:55:56] Speaker B: Hi. [00:55:57] Speaker A: Go get him, Joshnar. [00:55:58] Speaker B: Okay, do I do a conce? [00:56:00] Speaker C: Yes, you do. [00:56:00] Speaker A: Start with everyone starts at the concave. Every time I'm gonna pee so bad, I drink too much water in the break. Well, we can pause, but I can't pause the music. So my goal is to get to the end of a song, pause there, and then we can go take a pee break and come back. [00:56:15] Speaker G: Okay, I appreciate the pee breaks because I'm trying really hard to stay hydrated. [00:56:19] Speaker A: I got you, dude. [00:56:20] Speaker B: For my brain, I have a 24 [00:56:21] Speaker A: for a concave that will save Janice. So you're gonna take a damage. [00:56:26] Speaker C: Did you add your D4? [00:56:28] Speaker B: I didn't add a D4. [00:56:29] Speaker A: Well, it's. [00:56:30] Speaker D: I know. [00:56:31] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah, I should have done that. Should I do it? [00:56:34] Speaker A: It's. Let's not be exact. [00:56:37] Speaker B: Anything else? [00:56:38] Speaker E: Something. [00:56:38] Speaker A: What he's already doing, but an excellent pointer. Okay, so, Janice, you are immune. 5, 10, 15, 25, 30. [00:56:47] Speaker B: I don't make the rules. [00:56:47] Speaker A: Okay, so you're with. Oh, you're within 50. So you're gonna take half damage because you saved. Did you say I don't make the rules after saying immune? [00:56:56] Speaker B: Yeah, I said I'm immune to damage, but I don't make the rules. [00:57:00] Speaker A: Okay, you take 12 points of fire damage reduced to six because you saved. Oh, perfect. And you take. Much lower. Nine points of necrotic damage reduced to four because you saved. [00:57:20] Speaker B: Bet. Okay. [00:57:21] Speaker C: Very good work. [00:57:21] Speaker G: Amazing. [00:57:22] Speaker A: Tell me about that turn. Jars nars as you stand before the bloodied one spawned your world and threatened this realm for so long. [00:57:30] Speaker D: I. [00:57:31] Speaker B: Well, this will have to be flavored differently. [00:57:33] Speaker A: Pop y. [00:57:34] Speaker B: But I. I'm going to cast fireball, which is going to be radiant ball. [00:57:38] Speaker A: Yes. [00:57:39] Speaker C: What level? [00:57:40] Speaker B: Sound like a. I'm going to do third level, and then I'm going to roll my D12s one at a time. [00:57:46] Speaker A: Okay. [00:57:48] Speaker B: Thank you so much. No, no, no. Okay. [00:57:55] Speaker G: Period. [00:57:56] Speaker B: So none of that worked. So you have to do a Dex save. [00:58:00] Speaker A: Right? He's not particularly amazing at those. He's amazing. [00:58:05] Speaker B: He's big. [00:58:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:58:06] Speaker A: He's so large. [00:58:07] Speaker B: Yep, yep, yep, yep. [00:58:08] Speaker A: Also, as a tiny note as all this is happening, Greta, you recognize he's much less small or he's much smaller than the last time you saw him in your vision, it occurs to you he might be able to change sizes. [00:58:18] Speaker G: Oh, why does it. [00:58:19] Speaker A: Okay, so when he was fighting carcoin, he was about five times the size. [00:58:23] Speaker G: Why did he get smaller? [00:58:25] Speaker A: As you look around at the caldera, it might have been to fit into the caldera and start breaking into it. So you get the feeling that his natural size is probably closer to the size of this map. [00:58:34] Speaker G: I pull out my notebook and I take a note. Just kidding. [00:58:37] Speaker A: No notebook. [00:58:39] Speaker E: What did I do? [00:58:39] Speaker D: I don't do that. [00:58:42] Speaker G: Iun is like, you got 30. [00:58:46] Speaker B: 33 points of radiant damage. [00:58:47] Speaker A: 3 points of radiant damage. [00:58:49] Speaker B: That'll do something. [00:58:50] Speaker C: Hell, yeah. [00:58:51] Speaker B: Not a lot, but a little. [00:58:52] Speaker C: Hey, you learned information, though. He's not great at dex saves. [00:58:59] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:59:01] Speaker C: For all the spellcasters out there. [00:59:05] Speaker A: All right, Janice, do you want to. And. And when I say, like, do you want to flavor? You don't have to come up with the. With the whole thing. Even if there's just like a node on the direction you wanted to take or something. Note these tips of the wings. If they look sharp, it's cuz they are. Be very careful around them. I have cut myself open on them before. [00:59:18] Speaker G: Cut yourself? [00:59:19] Speaker A: They're very sharp. How tall is he in this form? [00:59:24] Speaker B: About. [00:59:25] Speaker A: It has five, six in this form. He's about. [00:59:28] Speaker E: It's because it's zor gila blood. [00:59:33] Speaker C: Possibly eight. [00:59:35] Speaker A: About at the head. About 85ft tall. [00:59:37] Speaker B: Okay, cool. [00:59:38] Speaker A: But up to his wings, he gets closer to. [00:59:39] Speaker B: I think I would like to do the fireball on the back of his wings. [00:59:43] Speaker E: Like, on his back. [00:59:45] Speaker A: Oh, dope. [00:59:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Because I can do everything twice the distance. [00:59:49] Speaker A: Yes. [00:59:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:59:49] Speaker A: As you raise your hand up, you, like, in the center of your hand, all of the, like, ash swirling, running from the storm freezes and sucks together into this mode of light that starts red. And then, like, as you twist your hand, it burns gold. And then you fire the beat upward and the beard pulls through the fire in his wings. And when it gets up here it goes. Yeah. Cool thing where, you know when two fires occupy a space, they have to compete for oxygen. The radiant fire burns by. And the fire in his wings is not orange. It's this, like, crimson red, like blood. And. And all around him, there's. Looking at him is difficult not only for the terror, but also that, like, there's this, like, rippling effect in the atmosphere from the heat constantly emanating off of him. And as the golden ball of fire bursts into existence over here and laps over his back, it, like, sucks the oxygen away from the fire in his wings for a second. And the. It doesn't, like, go out, but it, like, flickers a little bit and struggles before it burns on his back. As it does, you watch, like, some of the crystal in the wings fracture a little bit. And Sorghum winces. It looks like you guys have. Okay, we're doing something about stitching. [01:00:56] Speaker B: No, it's okay. [01:00:58] Speaker A: As you all look at him, it looks like. It looks like he has. Like, you've started to hurt him. It looks like you're looks. You're starting to cause damage to him. [01:01:06] Speaker B: Okay? And then I'm going to bonus action puppy butt. [01:01:11] Speaker A: Bonus action puppy butt girl. [01:01:14] Speaker B: And that doesn't count against me. [01:01:16] Speaker A: Again, I don't make the rules at the end of. Of Janice's tournament, said Cara. [01:01:22] Speaker B: Yeah, don't put me in this fight. [01:01:24] Speaker A: The end of Janis's turn, like, the fire burns and he winces, but he doesn't look at you. He just looks back to J. Oh. And as he looks at you, his, like, eyes flare with fire and the fire. Every time he speaks, the. The red fire licks out from between his jaws and up past his head, and he just says, I remember you. [01:01:47] Speaker D: Traitor. Coward. Die. [01:01:52] Speaker A: And as he flares his wings up, the storm around you, like, swirls and charges, and the energy of the atmosphere, like, the storm shifts and reacts just to the power of what's happening around him. And you all watch as, like, you can see inside of his body through the cracks and the opacity in his obsidian. And he begins to charge with this horrible. It's like the center of him gets darker and the edges of him burn with more energy. And from the storm there's these bolts of light that are striking him. And around his head energy is charging and it's like down these immense horns, down his neck and the horns, the crown of four horns that come up around his head. It's like this cross crown of electrical energy is happening. And this beam, this beam of energy fires out at Javian in a thundering beam of black. A thundering beam of black void crackling with brilliant crimson around its light drinking center erupts from his jaws. It's about 20ft wide and it just as it flies past Javion, we're going to say that there was another rock structure behind, behind him. And it just annihilates it. And off the map it just burrows into the side of the mountain and it just caves it. It creates this tunnel of energy behind. And Javian, I need you to give me a dexterity saving throw. [01:03:16] Speaker E: Of course. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Is it DC above 20? [01:03:23] Speaker A: Yes. [01:03:24] Speaker E: Okay, so. [01:03:26] Speaker A: And he used all three of his mythic actions on that mythic. [01:03:30] Speaker E: Oh, so this isn't his turn. This is still not Janice's turn. Okay, so okay, my dex save good 18 on the die plus two is 20. My I get plus my. My okay to 22 from my. What do you call it? [01:03:56] Speaker C: Bless. [01:03:56] Speaker E: My bless. And then two more from Mythcarver and the maker's blessing. So I am to 24. [01:04:08] Speaker A: You all watch as Javen's wings flare and he darts to his side. And you all watch as in this blinding flash where all of you turn your eyes away. And Greta, in this moment, you're aware that this is what interrupted your vision. Regardless, watching in battle carcharne, you will watch as Javian just disappears. His silhouette flashing for a second inside the center of this light drinking void as the red being just rips around him. And for a second you all can't hear, you can't see. All of you all feel like your stomachs turn up. Those of you are standing, fall to your knees for a moment. Rongrim, you have to cling to Zorgram not to fall off. And the entire mountain shakes as Zhong Javian is enveloped in a beam of hate. [01:04:50] Speaker E: So 24 did not meet. [01:04:52] Speaker A: The 24 did not save. [01:04:53] Speaker E: Okay, cool. Should use my per diem. Cool, cool, cool, cool. [01:04:56] Speaker A: We live and we learn. [01:04:58] Speaker C: Good to know. Good to know. [01:04:59] Speaker A: I'm gonna go ahead and Roll some damage here. [01:05:05] Speaker C: Wall damage rule. I'm gonna go back. [01:05:07] Speaker E: Okay. His dc, his ac is under 25. His dc, he is at least 24. His dex is low. [01:05:18] Speaker A: Okay, hold on. What are your damage resistances, Andrew? [01:05:27] Speaker E: I. I have three. Fire, cold and radiant. I'm also resistant to suffocation. [01:05:38] Speaker A: I rolled really low on my damages. [01:05:41] Speaker E: Okay. [01:05:42] Speaker A: I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I have 6. Die beneath 10. [01:05:49] Speaker E: Okay, so this is a low for this thing. [01:05:55] Speaker A: I did roll D20s. [01:06:00] Speaker E: Okay. So this kit could take someone out. [01:06:03] Speaker F: Yeah. [01:06:04] Speaker B: Yes. [01:06:09] Speaker G: You're death warded. [01:06:12] Speaker B: True [01:06:14] Speaker E: gate falls and no one gets to use it. [01:06:16] Speaker B: We are going to figure this out. [01:06:18] Speaker A: Sorry. [01:06:19] Speaker D: Doing math. [01:06:19] Speaker B: Wait, stay like that. [01:06:21] Speaker G: Hold on. [01:06:22] Speaker B: Because I have Zora chrome in it. [01:06:26] Speaker E: Zach says, JV disappears at the Void, and I'm just like, okay, I'm going over the table. [01:06:31] Speaker D: That's great. [01:06:32] Speaker A: Sorry. [01:06:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:06:36] Speaker A: Can we just hold the first set of damage? [01:06:38] Speaker D: What he says as he rolls a bunch of D20. [01:06:42] Speaker E: Hey, Zach, I know this is like a beam of pure hate, but do you hate me? Andrea does. [01:06:50] Speaker B: Oh, you know what? All of our choices that we made throughout this whole campaign, I'm starting to regret them. [01:06:57] Speaker E: Yeah. I should have just stayed with Zorgo till the end. That would have worked so well for me. I would have become the vessel like Savita, and died to open it. [01:07:05] Speaker B: What if that actually happened? That would have been crazy. [01:07:07] Speaker E: Yeah. So, like, again, he's like, oh, I tried to reason with you, and we were gonna be so. It would be so much better if you'd stayed. [01:07:15] Speaker A: It would have been besties. [01:07:17] Speaker E: And I'm like, you're a liar. [01:07:18] Speaker B: You rejected him. [01:07:20] Speaker E: Everyone knows it. You're just like. [01:07:22] Speaker B: You told him he couldn't sit at the table. [01:07:24] Speaker G: I never liked you anyway. [01:07:25] Speaker B: Exactly. [01:07:27] Speaker E: Yeah, but he's like. [01:07:28] Speaker B: He just wants closure. [01:07:32] Speaker E: He's like, oh, my gosh, you're so apathetic to the sufferings of the world. And I'm like, dying is suffering too, period. [01:07:39] Speaker B: And I've always said that. [01:07:40] Speaker E: You know what? Fine. After we get out of this Dorgram, we will go and we'll do charity work, okay? We will make the world a better place. We're trying to. [01:07:49] Speaker C: Okay. [01:07:50] Speaker A: It still works well for you. I still rolled low on the first one. [01:07:52] Speaker G: Good, good, good. [01:07:54] Speaker B: Okay, well. Oh, shoot. [01:07:56] Speaker A: Javion. [01:07:57] Speaker E: Yes. [01:07:59] Speaker A: You take of necrotic and lightning as the beam of hate, the God slaying energy pulls around you all watches as like all of the lava like, pulls in like in the pools towards edges. Everything pulls Toward the beam as if it's pulling gravity toward itself. And setting our new campaign damage record. No, excuse me. Our new podcast damage record, surpassing all damage dealt by PCs and dealing more damage than Daniel's character from the one shot J. And you take 261 points of damage. Oh, I'm down. [01:08:33] Speaker D: Oh, my God. Wait, no, you're not. No, you're not. You were death warded. [01:08:36] Speaker E: Yeah, I'm down at the death ward. Back up. [01:08:38] Speaker A: Okay, so as a quick note, the arcane gates are gone. If somebody could. If somebody could remove the concentration ring from Xavian, you can hand that back to me. Also as a note, he's gonna get pushed by that beam, so he's no longer flying. You can go ahead and set him down on the ground over there behind him. Like. Like just kind of near. At the edge of the lava and like on the other side. [01:09:08] Speaker D: On the other side of this. [01:09:09] Speaker A: No, no, no. Like so. But thank you. I'm. Use the pointer stick. [01:09:12] Speaker G: Never mind. [01:09:13] Speaker A: Like right over, kind of. [01:09:15] Speaker C: Here. [01:09:17] Speaker G: Chafing. You don't die. You go to one hit point. [01:09:20] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:09:20] Speaker E: Yes. [01:09:21] Speaker B: Do you have a healing potion? [01:09:22] Speaker F: That's awful. [01:09:23] Speaker G: I know. [01:09:24] Speaker A: Andrea, I'd like you to go ahead and roll me in odds or evens, where as you're thrown out of that beam, whether or not you fell in the lava or on the stone behind you. [01:09:34] Speaker E: If I fall in the lava, am I just dead? Dead? Are we just. [01:09:36] Speaker A: We'll certainly find out. [01:09:38] Speaker D: Jeez. [01:09:38] Speaker A: Oh, wait. No, sorry, sorry. That's not how this works. Odds or evens? I roll, you tell me. So you're just going to say it, [01:09:47] Speaker C: and then I'll roll odds. [01:09:50] Speaker A: Good stuff. You land on the. You land on the basalt. So J crashes, and I. If you could go ahead and put him on his side so he's prone. Javion crashes into the ground. And for a second, you all think Xavian is disintegrated along with the rest of the mountain with. With all of this behind him. But he just crashes into the ground, smoking in his position. And his charred body, like his. His hair has been burned away. His skin is charred. He looks like a drastic burn victim. Only his magical armor and the provision of the maker are keeping him alive. And whether or not it was whoever death warded him as a final provision from a deity, he just barely flares to life. The only part of him that still has hardly any color is some of the white on his armor poking through. And then his hand is still glowing cleanly white. But the rest of him is shattered on the ground. Okay. I believe it's Craig's turn. [01:10:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:10:45] Speaker E: You're [01:10:48] Speaker A: in. Andrea was giving. She would just like. After that, there was a moment where she wasn't reacting. She was just staring at this part of the wall, just going, I'm scared now. Welcome to the finale. [01:10:58] Speaker E: So I'm at 1hp. [01:10:59] Speaker A: Yep. [01:11:00] Speaker E: Cool. [01:11:00] Speaker F: So I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that I'm gonna roll to hit with a melee. [01:11:05] Speaker E: The. [01:11:06] Speaker A: The energy has changed in the room. On the upside, he's used all his mythic actions for this run. [01:11:11] Speaker F: Awesome. [01:11:13] Speaker B: We're almost at the end of the round. [01:11:16] Speaker A: Oh, my goodness. The tossing messages. The worst part is I'm getting a little fond of it. Like, I'm starting to like it. [01:11:23] Speaker C: We are flanking him, by the way. Mike. [01:11:24] Speaker A: Yeah. You're flanking. You have advantage on every roll to hit. Oh, thank you, Daniel. [01:11:27] Speaker F: Hey, you're so great. [01:11:30] Speaker A: Yes. [01:11:31] Speaker E: Very, very important question. [01:11:33] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [01:11:35] Speaker E: I was death warded. [01:11:36] Speaker A: Yes, you were. [01:11:37] Speaker E: So I went down briefly and Papa cup with one hp. Yes. Did foresight drop? [01:11:43] Speaker A: No. Oh, thank you. Oh, actually, while we're talking about it, [01:11:47] Speaker C: because it's not concentration just lasts for eight hours. [01:11:49] Speaker E: It just lasts for eight hours. [01:11:51] Speaker A: Here's the really cool part. You can go. I was looking at this the other day. I'm going to rule that if I'm reading this correctly. [01:11:58] Speaker B: Okay. [01:12:01] Speaker A: Yeah. So as long as you don't die, foresight remains up. You can go unconscious, come back up, and you will still have foresight. [01:12:10] Speaker D: Okay, good. [01:12:10] Speaker A: Because it says it remains for duration. It says nothing about unconsciousness, and it says nothing about concentration. And so, like, I mean, I had a player rule once. This applied to Spiritual Weapon two. And he was rolling to attack while unconscious. I don't know about all that, but the idea. [01:12:27] Speaker E: But since it was. [01:12:27] Speaker A: This was years ago, I wasn't a confident. [01:12:29] Speaker C: Oh, was this wrong? [01:12:29] Speaker A: I didn't feel the confidence to say no yet was wrong. [01:12:32] Speaker E: Yeah. Okay. [01:12:32] Speaker G: But since it's within five feet, attacks on its own. [01:12:36] Speaker F: Yes. [01:12:37] Speaker A: But any who. [01:12:38] Speaker E: And so also, that crowd of star stays up. [01:12:41] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:12:42] Speaker E: Okay. [01:12:43] Speaker A: So both remain. [01:12:43] Speaker E: So the gate goes down. Those stay up. Good, good, good, good, good. Small, small wins. [01:12:48] Speaker A: Sm. Yeah. Hey, take your victories here, dude. [01:12:51] Speaker F: Okay. Oh, I have to do a con save. [01:12:55] Speaker A: Yes. [01:12:55] Speaker D: We. [01:12:55] Speaker A: We start with. We open with a con out. [01:12:58] Speaker B: Okay. [01:12:59] Speaker C: And you have a D4 to the save. Right. [01:13:02] Speaker A: And a plus one and your own magical, cool aura, which is a D4. [01:13:07] Speaker C: It's plus three, I think. [01:13:08] Speaker A: Oh, plus three. So you have a plus four. You have a plus four on every saving throw and then you roll a D4 as well. [01:13:13] Speaker C: Yeah, which I had been totally forgetting about. [01:13:17] Speaker A: Hey, that's okay. [01:13:18] Speaker C: Should probably just put that by my saving throws. [01:13:21] Speaker A: That'd be a good idea. Micah's rolling the dice so hard her cheeks are shaking. [01:13:36] Speaker B: 24. [01:13:38] Speaker A: That saves. [01:13:40] Speaker B: Okay, wait, why? [01:13:42] Speaker A: Why did that damage. [01:13:43] Speaker B: Saving throw save. But Andreas did. [01:13:45] Speaker E: Wait, Yeah, I failed with the 24. [01:13:47] Speaker C: No, you didn't. [01:13:48] Speaker A: You succeeded. No, these are two different features. [01:13:51] Speaker D: Oh, they're two different things. [01:13:54] Speaker B: Sorry. [01:13:54] Speaker A: Two different. [01:13:55] Speaker B: Sorry. Sorry. [01:13:56] Speaker E: Oh, okay. [01:13:56] Speaker A: I have like 30 DCs. [01:13:58] Speaker B: Got you. [01:13:58] Speaker D: Okay. [01:13:58] Speaker B: Okay. [01:13:59] Speaker D: Every. [01:13:59] Speaker A: There's not one flat DC for everything in this combat. [01:14:02] Speaker E: Okay. [01:14:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:14:03] Speaker B: Oh, so that's hard to track. [01:14:06] Speaker A: Yeah, welcome to it. [01:14:08] Speaker B: Wait, why don't we get a multiple DC? [01:14:11] Speaker A: Can I have multiple DCs, please? Yeah, that's fair. We can could just raise everything to his spell safe. So you're going to take half damage. You'll take 14 points of fire damage, which halves to seven. [01:14:26] Speaker D: Wait, is what is blind sight? [01:14:29] Speaker B: You can see everything? [01:14:30] Speaker A: No, nothing can hide. [01:14:31] Speaker D: I can see tello. [01:14:33] Speaker E: Yes. [01:14:35] Speaker D: Sorry. I just realized I had it as a dragon. [01:14:38] Speaker A: It's very important that I don't roll out of this tray. Cuz I tried just now and everything stayed almost in the position it was initially. I have to pick the dice up a little. [01:14:44] Speaker F: Oh, no, that's okay. [01:14:48] Speaker A: And then you'll take 16 points of necrotic damage, which reduces to 8. So 7 points of fire. 8 points of 15 total. Yes, 15 total damage. Thank you, David. [01:14:57] Speaker C: I got you. [01:14:57] Speaker A: All right, now go ahead and take that turn, Kag. [01:15:00] Speaker B: I'm so. [01:15:01] Speaker A: I'm so terrified. Also, technically speaking, do you still have guidance up? [01:15:07] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay. [01:15:08] Speaker A: You have to roll a Con save and beat a DC10 to not lose guidance because you took damage. [01:15:12] Speaker D: Concentration. [01:15:13] Speaker A: Concentration. [01:15:13] Speaker F: Wait, I didn't know that. [01:15:14] Speaker G: No, you just. Look, it's. [01:15:16] Speaker A: It's also the most unimportant detail in the world and changes almost nothing for you. But go ahead and roll the save. I mean, this one, this is the single. [01:15:25] Speaker F: It's a con save. [01:15:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:15:26] Speaker F: So that would be a 22. [01:15:28] Speaker A: Awesome. You have maintained guidance. Oh, okay. Go ahead and tell me about your turn. [01:15:34] Speaker F: So only one hit and I can [01:15:36] Speaker A: what you got on your rolls? [01:15:37] Speaker F: Because I got 28 and then I got a 16. [01:15:39] Speaker C: Yep. [01:15:40] Speaker F: Okay, so only one hit. So I'm only rolling for one. [01:15:43] Speaker A: I'm also just writing it down for the stats, you know. [01:15:45] Speaker F: Yeah, true. I'm just sad. So I'm gonna roll my damage. I'm gonna do Divine Smite at the. Okay, I have a question for you. Dm. [01:15:58] Speaker A: Yes, sir. Yes, ma'. [01:15:59] Speaker D: Am. [01:15:59] Speaker F: Wow, that's embarrassing for you. [01:16:01] Speaker C: There's only one sir at the table. [01:16:02] Speaker A: Okay, so can I. Let's go, girls. [01:16:05] Speaker F: Can I cast Divine Smite as at the fifth level? [01:16:08] Speaker B: That is. [01:16:08] Speaker A: You can? Yes. [01:16:09] Speaker F: Okay. [01:16:09] Speaker A: The note is, you don't get any additional damage from doing it. It's the same as casting it at the fourth. [01:16:14] Speaker F: Why do you hate me? [01:16:14] Speaker A: Because it goes up to a maximum of 78. That's the core rules of DND. [01:16:17] Speaker G: Okay. [01:16:18] Speaker F: 78 is the max. [01:16:19] Speaker A: Yeah. So, like, fourth and fifth do the same for you. [01:16:22] Speaker B: Okay. [01:16:23] Speaker F: To do four fourth level, wouldn't that would be 68? [01:16:28] Speaker C: I. I don't know. I haven't played it. [01:16:29] Speaker A: The player's handbook says up to a maximum of 78 at fourth level because. [01:16:33] Speaker B: Okay, you have. [01:16:33] Speaker A: Because you have. [01:16:34] Speaker B: Just do four fourth level. Yeah, don't question 78, though. [01:16:38] Speaker F: I'm gonna do it. [01:16:39] Speaker B: Go ahead and fourth level. [01:16:40] Speaker A: Go ahead and work that out. And I'm gonna reread, make sure I'm [01:16:42] Speaker B: not wrong, because that's a good. That's a good deal. [01:16:44] Speaker A: I've. I've run this mock combat. [01:16:46] Speaker F: Like, don't ask questions. [01:16:47] Speaker B: Yeah. No. Literally every. Every time. If he's giving you a low run, go for it. [01:16:53] Speaker D: Oh, okay. [01:16:56] Speaker A: Oh, excuse me. No, you're right. 68. 68. Like, you're right. [01:17:00] Speaker B: Dang it. You should have read. [01:17:03] Speaker C: First is two you want to use, [01:17:05] Speaker A: and then later on you get the improved Divine Spine. So you have one more. [01:17:07] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm gonna cry. [01:17:09] Speaker C: Does she have improved Divine Spice? [01:17:11] Speaker A: Yes. That's at 11. [01:17:12] Speaker F: So I have Divine Smite improved. Would that do anything more? 68 heard loud and clear. [01:17:18] Speaker B: You do fifth level. 78. [01:17:21] Speaker F: No, I'm. [01:17:22] Speaker B: That's not available. [01:17:23] Speaker A: You know what? I'll let you do 78. If you want to do fifth level, I'll let you. If you want to burn your fifth level slot instead of your fourth one, I'll let you use 100. [01:17:29] Speaker F: Oh, no, I don't want to do that. [01:17:30] Speaker A: Okay. [01:17:31] Speaker B: Okay. Period. [01:17:32] Speaker F: Yeah, [01:17:36] Speaker B: I don't know if I'm having a good time. [01:17:39] Speaker F: I am not having a good time time. That's okay, though. I will. I will eventually. Yeah. [01:17:44] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. I was having a good time before this, and I'll have a good time after this. [01:17:48] Speaker C: I think it's. Right now we're having fun. Almost dying. [01:17:53] Speaker A: Everybody's. Everybody's Having fun. [01:17:55] Speaker C: Okay. [01:17:55] Speaker A: We're all having a good time. [01:17:57] Speaker C: Is it okay if I ask just some clerical questions? [01:17:59] Speaker A: Yes, that would be a great. [01:18:00] Speaker C: I did mean to try to keep myself 30ft between me and Janice and now I'm on the Minnie's base. Yes, still possible. Or if not. [01:18:11] Speaker A: But I understand that you had chosen your to try to stay to be in melee with him. You have to be on his base. [01:18:18] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [01:18:19] Speaker A: However, I understand that that was part of the decision making. Cara, would you like to be 10ft closer so that you can be within 30 of Wrongdam and it's full. It's within your right to say no. [01:18:28] Speaker C: You don't have to. I was just. [01:18:29] Speaker A: Just. If you want. If you wanted to be able to do the damage reduction to you on reactions. [01:18:32] Speaker G: What again? Oh, the car. [01:18:35] Speaker A: But it's also fine if he just applies that to Craig instead. [01:18:38] Speaker C: That's. Yeah. Cuz I. I'll either do you or Craig. That's what I'm going to. [01:18:41] Speaker B: Oh, oh, oh. [01:18:41] Speaker E: So you only. [01:18:42] Speaker F: Oh, that sucks. [01:18:43] Speaker C: I only have one reaction to do it for. [01:18:45] Speaker B: Okay, so do it for Craig. [01:18:47] Speaker C: Okay. [01:18:47] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:18:48] Speaker C: Perfect. We got covered. [01:18:49] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:18:50] Speaker G: Okay. [01:18:53] Speaker A: Holy. [01:18:54] Speaker B: Holy cow. Thank you though. I really appreciate that. [01:18:58] Speaker F: Sorry guys. This is so much. [01:18:59] Speaker B: Take your time. Honestly, this is helpful. [01:19:02] Speaker E: Okay. Reading the specifics of death ward. The first time a target would drop to zero hit points, they instead dropped one hit point. [01:19:10] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:19:11] Speaker E: So it seems you don't actually go. It seems you don't actually even go unconscious. [01:19:14] Speaker D: No, no. [01:19:15] Speaker E: So the gates are still up. [01:19:17] Speaker G: No. [01:19:17] Speaker E: Oh wait. There's no way. I can't. Concentration. There's nobody kept concentration. [01:19:19] Speaker A: Yeah. Very worth clarity. [01:19:21] Speaker E: But I didn't go down. So there was no taking any of the things. But no one could make it like [01:19:27] Speaker A: go and come back up. [01:19:28] Speaker E: You were just like one hit point. I barely held on my threshold. [01:19:31] Speaker A: You can roll 130 on that track. Bet you won't girl. Not with that attitude. [01:19:37] Speaker C: Andrea. [01:19:38] Speaker E: 18 on the die had me fail that on a con save. [01:19:41] Speaker A: So no. [01:19:43] Speaker B: Okay. [01:19:45] Speaker F: I am going to do so it is a 40. [01:19:49] Speaker B: 46. [01:19:51] Speaker A: Hey, I can't say this enough today for everybody. It's damage is damage, y'. [01:19:57] Speaker E: All. [01:19:57] Speaker A: Damage is damaged. Karen took a picture of my kid. She looks so sad. [01:20:02] Speaker B: I think that's that. That's the purpose of the photos. I think anything. [01:20:07] Speaker D: I just. [01:20:07] Speaker A: I can't stress enough, Micah. I mean I'm not gonna like. It's disappointing totally. But like seriously damage is damage. [01:20:14] Speaker D: Guys. I accidentally realized I found a piece of. Piece of blood Song that I printed out tucked into my manual. [01:20:22] Speaker G: That's a bad omen. [01:20:23] Speaker F: Wait, Craig. [01:20:25] Speaker A: Describe to me what it looks like. [01:20:26] Speaker B: It's blood song for him. [01:20:28] Speaker A: As you. As you pull out. All right, dork. As you pull out. Star splinter, your first. Your first cleave. I mean, this is one of the most powerful. This is a. This is a divine instrument. It's one of the most powerful instruments in history. And so as you wield the weapon. Yeah, what's up, Mike? [01:20:45] Speaker F: Never mind. [01:20:45] Speaker B: Go. [01:20:45] Speaker F: I'm sorry. Go ahead. [01:20:46] Speaker A: Okay. [01:20:46] Speaker G: No problem. [01:20:46] Speaker A: You're accustomed to it just cutting everything. So little has resisted. And as you rake the blade across him, it just is. Resisted. [01:20:53] Speaker B: Can I just flavor a little bit when you're done with that one? [01:20:57] Speaker A: Yes and no. A completely reasonable request, I was about to say. As the first one misses. What does it look like as you. As you connect differently with the second? [01:21:04] Speaker F: I'm aiming for the patella. [01:21:06] Speaker A: Sick. [01:21:07] Speaker C: That's cool. [01:21:08] Speaker A: Instead of raking across, you find one of those gaps and you. [01:21:11] Speaker F: I want the blade to go between his knee and. Or like his. Like. Like. Like underneath wings. [01:21:17] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. As your wings launch you upward, you see this crack underneath his knee from past combats. And you just stab it in there. And you watch as it pierces in. You twist it and Any other details you want. [01:21:30] Speaker F: Can it come off or. Not yet. [01:21:32] Speaker B: I'll work at it more. [01:21:33] Speaker A: Buddy, I don't know about that, but there is a flash of light and it does crack. And as you pull it back out. He looks like it hurt him. He looks like he is. He's hurt. You know, he's got fissures across him. He has. I mean, you can't see any scorch marks in his black eye, but you know what I mean. He looks like he has taken damage. Anything else on your turn, Craig, [01:21:54] Speaker C: it's fine. [01:21:55] Speaker F: If not can. [01:21:57] Speaker B: No. [01:21:58] Speaker C: Okay. [01:21:58] Speaker A: Excellent. No problem. Okay. [01:22:02] Speaker C: All right. [01:22:05] Speaker A: At the end of that, with quick striking the knee. Greta. [01:22:09] Speaker F: Me. [01:22:09] Speaker A: It's your turn. [01:22:10] Speaker G: Me. [01:22:11] Speaker D: Great. It's Greta's turn. [01:22:12] Speaker G: Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna melee. I'm gonna inflict wounds. This. Just kidding. I'm gonna go. [01:22:21] Speaker E: Go ahead. [01:22:21] Speaker C: You make a save of some sort. [01:22:23] Speaker A: Oh, yes. You start by making a concept. [01:22:24] Speaker B: Thank you. [01:22:25] Speaker G: Sorry. [01:22:25] Speaker B: Sorry. [01:22:26] Speaker G: That's tele. Thank you, Daniel. [01:22:29] Speaker C: Master. Assistant. [01:22:31] Speaker E: Assistant to the dungeon that peaked. I feel. [01:22:33] Speaker A: I feel the stress. [01:22:34] Speaker C: It's so fair. [01:22:35] Speaker G: Sorry. [01:22:35] Speaker D: For the sake of confused and scared. [01:22:41] Speaker A: Hi, Confused and scared. I'm DM. [01:22:43] Speaker C: Don't forget you have a D4. [01:22:45] Speaker A: Yes, that's true. [01:22:45] Speaker C: Okay. [01:22:46] Speaker G: Wow. [01:22:46] Speaker A: And a plus one. Oh, are you like. I don't want to worry about it because that's fair too. Jackie's trying to balance her mini on [01:22:57] Speaker D: a different mini because my mini's not on the board right now. [01:23:01] Speaker A: It's a dragon, which, which by the way, listener, we should put a picture on Patreon. Daniel painted it. He's an amazing looking cop. Yes. That's crazy. [01:23:10] Speaker D: It looks like a real life holy smoke or something. [01:23:13] Speaker A: The copper patina on it is incredible. [01:23:15] Speaker B: Absolutely beautiful. [01:23:17] Speaker C: I tried really hard. [01:23:18] Speaker D: Artiste, you are. [01:23:23] Speaker G: Okay, well, I would like to. I've got a 11. [01:23:26] Speaker C: Okay. [01:23:31] Speaker A: You are within 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. [01:23:36] Speaker B: Guys, we don't have bless anymore. Half of us have bliss. No, no. Six of us have blessed because I did the majority who does not have blessings. [01:23:47] Speaker G: Wait, what do you mean? [01:23:48] Speaker C: So you're gonna have to make a con save that you take this damage which you're also gonna. [01:23:52] Speaker A: You are outside of 50, so you're gonna take the lowest tier of damage from this. You fail to save, but you're honestly going to take less damage than anybody else because you're just far away. [01:24:01] Speaker B: You know what? I should have moved, but I didn't. [01:24:03] Speaker C: I, I was gonna ask you, but I just said too many words. [01:24:11] Speaker A: Resistant to neither fire nor necrotic. Greta, you take seven points of fire [01:24:16] Speaker D: is the base that he's on count as like 5 foot and then you go. [01:24:20] Speaker A: Yeah, it starts at the base. Okay, so like 5, 10. Because. And the square base helps. [01:24:25] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:24:25] Speaker A: Also I need you to make a concaving throw. DC10 incredibly low. Just to maintain your concentration. I forget what you're unblessed. [01:24:32] Speaker D: Yodi. [01:24:33] Speaker C: For. [01:24:33] Speaker D: For. [01:24:34] Speaker C: Sorry. [01:24:35] Speaker G: No, I appreciate it. Oh, I didn't add my. [01:24:40] Speaker A: The delayed man. I appreciate it. [01:24:44] Speaker G: I didn't add my cost save to that roll. [01:24:47] Speaker A: It's okay. I wouldn't have changed it. [01:24:48] Speaker G: Yeah, good. [01:24:49] Speaker C: Yeah. 12. I don't think. I don't think it was 12, actually. [01:24:52] Speaker G: Okay, well that is a three plus four plus [01:25:02] Speaker D: Daniel mate. [01:25:04] Speaker C: Plus four plus remember you have a per diem. [01:25:10] Speaker G: No, I made it. I made it. I made it. Don't worry. [01:25:13] Speaker A: Oh, Daniel. Daniel's over going. She said plus four. [01:25:17] Speaker G: I made it 21. [01:25:19] Speaker C: Oh. [01:25:20] Speaker G: Which is what I would have loved to roll. [01:25:23] Speaker B: 21. [01:25:24] Speaker A: Jeez. I, I, Those dice are your final dice. Regretta are so beautiful. [01:25:28] Speaker G: I wish I had time to paint the letters. But that's okay. My dice have letters. I don't know about you guys. [01:25:32] Speaker A: Greta, with a 21. With incredible determination in the face of this terrifying horror, you maintain your hold on your spells granted to you by Ioun, and you maintain the bless on all of your own. What are you doing on your turn, my dude and my guy? [01:25:47] Speaker G: I am going to. [01:25:51] Speaker A: There you go, listener. If you're hearing sounds and you're like, man, it sounds like Abby's going, yeah, whatever you're hearing, yes. [01:25:57] Speaker G: I'm gonna go really fast, and I'm gonna go 5, 10. [01:26:01] Speaker B: You're going very fast. [01:26:04] Speaker G: 20. [01:26:06] Speaker C: I'm going real fast. [01:26:08] Speaker G: 5, 35, 40. You guys have to stop. [01:26:16] Speaker F: Stop. [01:26:18] Speaker G: And then I'm going to cast heal on Javan. [01:26:24] Speaker A: Excellent. [01:26:26] Speaker G: You get 70 hit points. And blindness and deafness and any diseases affecting the target are gone, period. [01:26:34] Speaker D: So if you had a cold. [01:26:35] Speaker A: Gone, gone. Had pink eye. But now you. [01:26:38] Speaker E: Hey, my pink eye was healed by yesterday's hero. But thank you so much. [01:26:43] Speaker G: You're welcome. And I would like to use my again to attack Zorgo with my spiritual weapon. [01:26:50] Speaker F: Phenomenal. [01:26:50] Speaker A: Oh, wait, wait, wait. [01:26:52] Speaker C: We need a little thing. [01:26:53] Speaker A: Yeah, I'd like something to represent your spiritual weapon. Does anybody have a D20 they'd like to. [01:27:00] Speaker B: I have a question. [01:27:01] Speaker G: I would. [01:27:02] Speaker B: I don't. Can you cast spiritual weapon? [01:27:06] Speaker G: I cast it earlier. [01:27:07] Speaker A: Yes. She was. [01:27:09] Speaker B: Okay, good. [01:27:09] Speaker C: And I tried to find a meme. [01:27:11] Speaker A: Okay, so where do you want it? [01:27:11] Speaker B: Okay, cool. [01:27:12] Speaker G: I think right, like, right there. [01:27:14] Speaker A: It's, like, hitting his wing. [01:27:15] Speaker G: Yeah. [01:27:15] Speaker A: Excellent. So roll the hit for me. [01:27:17] Speaker G: Okay. Oh, and I. [01:27:20] Speaker A: It's like, you still get to cast inflict wounds. [01:27:23] Speaker G: And I roll to hit. [01:27:25] Speaker A: Yo, did y' all hear that, bro? That frat, bro? [01:27:29] Speaker G: This says on a hit, target takes force damage equal to. Oh, I have to roll the hit. [01:27:35] Speaker C: You also get a plus. This is. You are blessed. [01:27:41] Speaker A: Yeah. So roll a D20, add D4. [01:27:44] Speaker G: Well, you know, I. I hate to brag, but that is. [01:27:48] Speaker A: Daniel and I gave each other look at the same time. [01:27:54] Speaker G: But that's. 16. [01:28:03] Speaker A: 16 will not hit. [01:28:05] Speaker G: Right. [01:28:06] Speaker D: So we know it's between. [01:28:07] Speaker A: You guys know it's AC's between 16 and 25. Perfect. We're narrowing it down as you. Do you want to describe any of those particular actions on the turn? [01:28:18] Speaker G: I think she just. She kind of takes a moment to set her spiritual weapon there. And. And she. She just kind of, like, sets it and then like, zooms as fast as she can towards Xavian. And as she's going, we'll say, like, a bit of magic. It, like, comes off of her body and, like, zooms it like goes into the broom and shoots out of the head of the broom. [01:28:52] Speaker A: Very cool. [01:28:52] Speaker G: And like envelops Javion in like a, like a green and gold mist, like a like healing mist. [01:28:58] Speaker A: That's sick, dude. Thank you, Greta. As, as your, your symbol, which is those, those concentric eyes, it rotates on its side and the different eyes begin splinting like like rotating saw blades and as they, they like strike into the wing. [01:29:13] Speaker G: Yeah, I wanna, I wanna flavor the, I wanna flavor the weapon as like it is if I can. It's still like a, like a, like a eye facing up, but whenever it attacks, like a beam of light. [01:29:24] Speaker A: Never mind. Much cooler. Awesome. [01:29:26] Speaker G: So it comes out of the, the maker symbol in the center and it's like. [01:29:29] Speaker A: Oh, very cool. [01:29:30] Speaker G: Yeah. It like assembles from each of the. It like it charges up and then [01:29:34] Speaker A: like so much cooler, it turns and it just fires against him and it just like ricochets off of his incredible structure. [01:29:43] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:29:43] Speaker A: And as you fly away on the brute, as you fly over, your hair is curling and singeing from the heat of the lava that you fly over. And the engines, like the brood holds together the magical broom. You watch as some of the, like, some of the, oh my goodness, the straws going out of the back of the room begin to like singe a little bit. And you fly over. And as the beam, the mist flies over. Xavian. Xavian, you receive 60 hit points. [01:30:05] Speaker G: 70. [01:30:06] Speaker A: 70. You receive 70 hit points. And, and some of your, some of your flesh unburns re knits and you feel some semblance of alive. You're conscious enough to feel the agony, actually, and the terror and the horror. [01:30:19] Speaker E: Wonderful. [01:30:20] Speaker C: Love that. Love that. [01:30:21] Speaker E: Glad to be here. [01:30:23] Speaker A: It is glad to be here. [01:30:25] Speaker E: Call me a coward. I'm here, aren't I? [01:30:27] Speaker A: It's Zorum's turn. [01:30:29] Speaker D: No. [01:30:30] Speaker E: Okay, we know where he is. In the order. [01:30:37] Speaker A: He is going, His position could be more favorable. So after all the strikes, his immense wings. Yeah, the enemy can also move. So he is going to reposition himself on the map. [01:31:03] Speaker E: He's too big to move. [01:31:05] Speaker A: Incorrect. [01:31:06] Speaker D: Wow, very rude about that. [01:31:08] Speaker A: I need you to make me a dick's dirty saving throw and Greg and wrong them. You need to give me strength. [01:31:14] Speaker C: Oh, I'm very good at those. [01:31:17] Speaker F: I am not going to be very good at those. [01:31:20] Speaker B: That's the one thing I'm gonna the Titanic sink. So. Thank you. [01:31:28] Speaker G: See? 1 and a plus 4 plus 1 and a D. 4 to a saving throw. [01:31:34] Speaker A: Oh, he's so heavy. So freaking heavy. [01:31:39] Speaker F: Why [01:31:41] Speaker D: oh, it's the first time I've seen his face. [01:31:43] Speaker B: That's what I was worried about. Look at the cone. [01:31:45] Speaker E: Wait, why did you say for no reason so ominously? Is there like a piece of metal in there? That's like a secret horse? [01:31:51] Speaker A: Dang, he is so gorgeous. Like, look at him from this. [01:31:55] Speaker G: You just wanted to look at it. [01:31:56] Speaker C: That's what it was. I got a 27. [01:31:59] Speaker A: So proud of this mini. [01:32:00] Speaker G: It's not a mini. [01:32:01] Speaker D: It'd be gorgeous. Trying to kill us. I would be like, yes. He's the coolest thing ever if he wasn't trying. [01:32:06] Speaker C: Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. [01:32:08] Speaker E: Okay, so actually, it's so good. The melee. Hang on. Because they need to be on him the whole time physically. [01:32:14] Speaker A: Craig, would you get on that same throw? [01:32:16] Speaker F: I'm gonna. [01:32:16] Speaker B: I got 23. [01:32:17] Speaker A: Dude, the bless was huge. [01:32:20] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:32:21] Speaker F: Does guidance only work one time? [01:32:23] Speaker A: Yes. [01:32:24] Speaker F: Okay. I used it. [01:32:25] Speaker A: Awesome. Thank you for letting me know. [01:32:26] Speaker D: Ro, I got a 24. [01:32:28] Speaker C: I can't. [01:32:32] Speaker B: I didn't. [01:32:33] Speaker A: None of you melee warriors, none of you all are thrown off from the. The immense shifting as he moves his wings and as he moves like the. Because the. The interstitial tissue is fire. It's not physics that makes him move, it's magic. And as he picks up off the ground and alights at another position, the flame just burns behind him in his path. And he. He, like, turns. And as he moves by, just his legs dangling in his tail moving behind him. Ragin, you have to, like, dart and roll to the side for the immense tail to not just clobber you as it moves by, as you. You, a full adult dragon, are dwarfed by his tail. And where you land on the opposite side. [01:33:19] Speaker D: Wait, did I say it? [01:33:20] Speaker A: Yes. [01:33:20] Speaker F: Okay. [01:33:21] Speaker A: None of you all. [01:33:21] Speaker D: Okay, that's what I thought. I just doesn't roll it. [01:33:24] Speaker F: Is it disadvantage, what he. Whenever he does, attacks, right? [01:33:27] Speaker B: Because he's fl. [01:33:28] Speaker A: If he wanted to roll the hit. [01:33:29] Speaker B: Okay, never mind. [01:33:30] Speaker A: And disadvantage is not procted by flanking. It's proctored by Wrong's spiritual feature. So if he wanted to roll the hit, so someone other than Wrongdoam, it would be a disadvantage. But he's not gonna roll the hit. [01:33:38] Speaker F: Okay? [01:33:39] Speaker E: He most legendary things. [01:33:41] Speaker A: And where he lands, he looks down at all of you and he says, you consider your lives, you consider your circumstance. [01:33:55] Speaker C: But like everything in this Negro reality, you will all. [01:34:04] Speaker A: And the black, the red and black fire courses up his throat, flares in his wings. As this 120 cone foot of fire or coat of fire, you all lose Row and UEG and Tello and Janice in the visual. It's just their silhouettes disappear as this red fire which only turns blue and orange and white at its edges and it scorches the ground. You watch as the lava bubbles and reacts just to the heat in its presence. I need the four of you to give me a dexterity saving throw. [01:34:41] Speaker C: DM. Yes. Would you say that Ragin is within 30ft of me? [01:34:47] Speaker A: We can measure. [01:34:53] Speaker D: 30. [01:34:54] Speaker A: That's 30, right? [01:34:58] Speaker B: Hey, Zach, is the DC over 20? [01:35:02] Speaker C: It is. [01:35:03] Speaker A: Okay, important question. You are further than 30. Sorry, I have to like move around [01:35:09] Speaker C: his base to be able to get. [01:35:10] Speaker E: You could. [01:35:11] Speaker A: You could move one over. That'd be a sick feature to use for crack. [01:35:14] Speaker C: Okay, never mind. I'll keep. [01:35:16] Speaker A: And he'll need it. [01:35:17] Speaker C: Okay, never mind. Craig, I got you. [01:35:20] Speaker A: Honestly, actually all jokes aside, if you want to be strategic with you. That's probably the single best you specific. You guys are already in a real sense. [01:35:27] Speaker G: Okay. Dexterity saving throw. That's it. [01:35:33] Speaker B: Janice. Oh, sorry. [01:35:34] Speaker G: Sorry. Go ahead. I'm not done. [01:35:36] Speaker B: Janice got a 20. And you had got a 17 jaw at D4S. Oh no. [01:35:40] Speaker C: And plus ones. [01:35:42] Speaker A: Daniel is on top of it. Thank you. [01:35:44] Speaker C: Have to survive assistant. [01:35:46] Speaker D: I can. I can use my per diem as also your per. [01:35:51] Speaker A: Yes, cuz I did use it. [01:35:56] Speaker E: It's actually a different day. [01:35:58] Speaker D: I got a dirty 20. [01:35:59] Speaker G: I got a 28. Orello got a 28. And I would like to use evasion so I take no damage nominal. [01:36:08] Speaker A: Hey, Abby. [01:36:09] Speaker E: Nice. [01:36:09] Speaker G: Thank you. [01:36:10] Speaker D: Wait, did I fail? [01:36:11] Speaker E: He. He just. That he let rock. He's just like. [01:36:14] Speaker A: Yes. [01:36:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:36:15] Speaker D: He's like. He's like curled up on secondary resistances. [01:36:18] Speaker A: That was thunderously loud as you tucked your chin. [01:36:21] Speaker B: Zach, can I use my for DM on ue? [01:36:24] Speaker A: You can. I will let you. Yes. [01:36:26] Speaker D: I'm gonna use one of my legendary resistances to succeed. To succeed. [01:36:29] Speaker C: Hey, dude. Sick. [01:36:31] Speaker A: Isn't that awesome having those and just keep track of them. [01:36:34] Speaker D: Yeah, I do. I have them right here. [01:36:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:36:35] Speaker E: Oh, baby. [01:36:36] Speaker D: Okay. [01:36:37] Speaker B: You had got a 23. Janice got a 24. [01:36:39] Speaker A: Cuz I got a drop 3 on a death save. [01:36:42] Speaker B: I did. [01:36:43] Speaker A: Awesome. My weapons on the wh. [01:36:46] Speaker B: God bless. [01:36:52] Speaker A: It's a bumb. It's a bumber, buddy. Sadly, spiritual weapon does everyone's move. [01:36:56] Speaker D: It is j. Still. [01:36:58] Speaker A: He's still pro. [01:36:59] Speaker E: Okay. [01:36:59] Speaker A: He want eight hooks can get unpronoun. Yeah, it's that it's really good with this. Stay at the same spot. Okay, so that was funny. Welcome back, Noah. Things are going really well. [01:37:10] Speaker B: No, thanks. [01:37:12] Speaker E: I went down in one hit. [01:37:14] Speaker D: I just realized I didn't add my Dex to it, but it's fine. I already legendary resistance, so it doesn't matter. [01:37:19] Speaker B: Yes. [01:37:20] Speaker D: I didn't add the draft. [01:37:21] Speaker A: Okay, so the immolation breath realm raising sparks in his throat, and a plume of hellish red sprouts forth. That was DC25. So Tello succeeds, everyone else fails. But Tello uses evasion, and you use legendary resistance. So I'm gonna go ahead and roll some damage real quick. [01:37:40] Speaker G: Oh, goodness. Thank you. [01:37:42] Speaker E: I really, really wish I would have used my per diem on my turn. [01:37:49] Speaker B: This isn't gonna [01:37:54] Speaker D: do. [01:37:54] Speaker C: We need to specify which ones you egg bless. [01:38:01] Speaker E: Yes, Bris, it fails. [01:38:03] Speaker A: You guys should determine that. You should determine that right now. You know what? [01:38:05] Speaker C: Let's. [01:38:06] Speaker A: Hold on, hold on. Let's do it this way. Let's do it this way. You guys each blessed half the party, right? [01:38:10] Speaker C: Yes. [01:38:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:38:10] Speaker A: UEG blessed this half of the table. Greta bless this half of the table. That's super, super unbiased. [01:38:15] Speaker C: Or R4. [01:38:16] Speaker A: And. And UEG will count on this half the table. [01:38:17] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:38:18] Speaker A: Yeah, that makes sense. UEG blessed the war as the well. And Greta blessed. I rolled low on this as well. At least on the first set. [01:38:29] Speaker F: Sometimes he says that and it doesn't mean anything because it's really bad. [01:38:32] Speaker B: Yeah, because then it's still high. [01:38:34] Speaker A: Trust me, it is better than the alternative. [01:38:37] Speaker B: You right? [01:38:38] Speaker A: And I don't mean that like a. Like a comeback. I just mean, like, trust me when I say I roll low and it seems high. I rolled low. [01:38:44] Speaker E: You see, Zach gave Zoram insane features because he is the bbg. [01:38:53] Speaker A: I didn't hear anything. [01:38:54] Speaker B: Yeah, you didn't speak into the mic. [01:38:56] Speaker E: He gave Zorgam and Saints features as the big bad evil guy. [01:39:00] Speaker C: The big baddie, as I like to say. [01:39:03] Speaker E: Bbeg like I say on the Internet. [01:39:06] Speaker C: You know, Anna actually had to tell me that baddie does not mean Pilgrim [01:39:10] Speaker E: is not a baddie. [01:39:11] Speaker C: Because for me, whenever I talked about baddies, I played video games so long, I was like, oh, the baddie. [01:39:16] Speaker A: And then my wife was like this first. [01:39:18] Speaker E: I do say that in D and [01:39:19] Speaker D: D. I'll be like, the baddies over there, where are they? [01:39:22] Speaker E: I truly. I think baddie is like, in. I think it's a recent. Fairly recent, or at least among popular [01:39:30] Speaker F: usage, she's like hottie. [01:39:32] Speaker D: But, like, yeah, sometimes I think of baddies, like, I don't know. [01:39:38] Speaker E: It's probably been used or like batty like crazy. [01:39:42] Speaker C: B A T T Y. [01:39:43] Speaker G: That's funny. [01:39:44] Speaker C: I see. [01:39:45] Speaker G: That's really funny. [01:39:46] Speaker E: He's lying Zorogram. And his wings are bad. [01:39:49] Speaker A: Okay, so Uegg and Janice are going to take 134 points of fire damage. A normal amount blood blesses dropped on this half of the table. [01:40:02] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:40:03] Speaker G: Why? [01:40:04] Speaker C: He can't. [01:40:05] Speaker E: It's too much. [01:40:06] Speaker A: I mean if he can roll a 72 on his save. But he can't. [01:40:11] Speaker C: So. [01:40:11] Speaker G: Okay, dang. [01:40:12] Speaker E: It was super nice while it lasts. [01:40:13] Speaker A: And then Tello is going to take zero. And I'm gonna say this with joy about the rogue. Tello sees the fire sparking, he pulls the cloak over his head and he just rolls into the stone. You have him next to and just. [01:40:29] Speaker E: Yep. [01:40:29] Speaker G: I just want to like. I think the vision of like you see it in movies when like someone ducks behind something and like everything is flying around them, but they're in like a tunnel of peace. Yeah, I love that image. And I think he's just like. [01:40:40] Speaker A: I wouldn't use the word tunnel of peace, but as he is hidden by the stone, the volcanic rock is superheating behind him. And he's just leaning into like. Tella didn't take fire damage, but he def. That hurt. Yeah, his skin is such. [01:40:54] Speaker E: He's just. [01:40:55] Speaker A: He's just behind just going. He's just screaming actually in terror on the other side of the rock underneath. It's awful. And the fire around him. And then Ro. Since you legendary resisted, you're going to take 72 points of fire damage. [01:41:08] Speaker G: Okay. [01:41:09] Speaker C: Okay. Con save. [01:41:12] Speaker D: Oh yeah. I need a con sa. [01:41:13] Speaker B: Yes. [01:41:14] Speaker G: It's your turn. That was his turn of a 36. [01:41:17] Speaker C: It's either tin or half the damage taken. [01:41:20] Speaker A: If the. If the damage. If the damage dealt is more than 10, then it's half the damage. [01:41:24] Speaker G: Wait. Yeah. Is it you? [01:41:25] Speaker A: Since it was 72 damage, it's half. [01:41:26] Speaker B: So you can't. [01:41:27] Speaker D: Well, it's UEG but I'm going to do. [01:41:30] Speaker A: Probably not, but dragon separately. [01:41:31] Speaker D: Oh, legendary action maybe so hold on, let me do a. I have to do a cone first. [01:41:37] Speaker E: No. Con save is beginning of your own turn though. [01:41:41] Speaker D: Because I still. Cuz I was in the. [01:41:44] Speaker B: It was his turn. [01:41:45] Speaker G: She's concentrating. [01:41:46] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:41:46] Speaker A: What are you concentrating? [01:41:47] Speaker E: Oh, concentration. Okay, sorry. What are you concentrating on? [01:41:51] Speaker B: No, you got it. [01:41:51] Speaker E: Wait, no. But you took no damage because you legendary resist. Oh, wait, no. She took half. She took half. Right. [01:41:56] Speaker A: Trust me, you guys don't help you out. [01:41:58] Speaker F: I thought to get it to where you didn't have to do it. [01:42:02] Speaker D: I forgot. I blessed in as a dragon. [01:42:06] Speaker A: 26:10 Short, but a good roll. Do I need what half of 72 is 36. [01:42:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:42:14] Speaker D: Oh, wait. I thought, oh, well, there's no way I could have. [01:42:18] Speaker C: You could do a. You can do. [01:42:20] Speaker D: I need to do another two Con [01:42:21] Speaker C: saves you do another Legendary. [01:42:24] Speaker D: Wait, could I do another legendary. [01:42:26] Speaker C: If you want. [01:42:26] Speaker A: If you want to. What do you concentrate? Yeah, you can. [01:42:29] Speaker G: What are you concentrating? [01:42:30] Speaker D: Oh, well, then I want to. [01:42:31] Speaker A: What do you concentrate? [01:42:32] Speaker D: I want to say as a dragon. [01:42:33] Speaker A: Oh, true polymorphous concentration is. [01:42:35] Speaker D: Yes, true polymorph is concentration. [01:42:39] Speaker A: I was wrong. That's. You should use that. You should stay as a dragon. [01:42:41] Speaker D: That's what I thought. [01:42:43] Speaker A: Don't listen to me. I was like. I was like, girl, you are working hard for this. Bless. [01:42:47] Speaker D: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't bless. It was heroism. I didn't know I could. Resistance to the concept. [01:42:56] Speaker A: Yeah. No. Oh, legendary resistance is. That happens to me. No, it doesn't. Okay, now you can't like, legendary resist yourself out of, like, damage. But, like, if it's a roll, you're just like. And I succeeded instead. Okay, so legendary resistance is. It's big. It can do a lot of things. [01:43:10] Speaker C: Any save. [01:43:10] Speaker A: Yeah, you're just like, I failed that safe. No, I didn't. [01:43:12] Speaker G: Okay, so you can do that again. [01:43:14] Speaker C: You've used two. [01:43:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:43:15] Speaker C: You've used two. [01:43:16] Speaker D: Yeah, I can do it one more time. So it's the end of his turn. [01:43:19] Speaker A: It's U's turn. [01:43:20] Speaker D: No, no, it's. She gets legendary. [01:43:23] Speaker A: Yes. Right, let's go. That's awesome. [01:43:26] Speaker C: No, that's. [01:43:26] Speaker A: That's awesome. [01:43:27] Speaker D: If he gets a legendary action [01:43:31] Speaker A: with carver feet. [01:43:32] Speaker B: So now crazy. [01:43:35] Speaker D: Wait, never mind. [01:43:38] Speaker A: So what you'll do now is take your legendary action. [01:43:40] Speaker D: I know. [01:43:41] Speaker C: And just use your biggest one because. [01:43:43] Speaker D: Did you say use the biggest one? [01:43:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:43:44] Speaker A: Because you only get limited time as a dragon. [01:43:47] Speaker D: No, I know. [01:43:51] Speaker C: Using my. You got. [01:43:52] Speaker D: So I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do a wing attack. [01:43:56] Speaker A: Sick. What's the range on that? [01:44:01] Speaker D: It's within 10ft of the dragon. [01:44:03] Speaker A: So he is 35ft from you. [01:44:06] Speaker D: But I don't. If I. So I'm up in the air 30ft. [01:44:09] Speaker A: Dope. [01:44:10] Speaker D: And he's 30. [01:44:11] Speaker A: 30ft away from you. [01:44:12] Speaker D: If I'm up in the air 30ft. Because it says any creature within 10ft of me. So I'm 30ft away from my allies, though. [01:44:20] Speaker E: Right. [01:44:21] Speaker D: I won't hurt them with. [01:44:22] Speaker A: Yes, you're also 30ft away from Orb. [01:44:23] Speaker D: I know. I will go. I will fly. [01:44:25] Speaker A: It's not your turn. [01:44:26] Speaker G: You can't. [01:44:26] Speaker D: I can't do that. Oh, I can't move on a legendary action. [01:44:30] Speaker A: You can use a legendary action, but you can't. You can only do what that action does. [01:44:34] Speaker G: Makes sense. [01:44:35] Speaker A: Sorry. [01:44:36] Speaker D: Hold on then. Hold on. I have a couple more. Let me. [01:44:39] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:44:40] Speaker A: Hey, hey, dude. [01:44:41] Speaker D: Let me make sure. [01:44:41] Speaker A: Check. Also, if you can make an argument to me something I'm a chance. Splash them of the lava at. [01:44:48] Speaker C: Just splash. Pick up some of my. [01:44:50] Speaker A: Get a little vampy. [01:44:52] Speaker D: Wait, if I flapped my wings really hard and. No, it doesn't matter. [01:44:57] Speaker A: Yeah, he's immune to fire, but you can certainly try. [01:45:00] Speaker D: Okay. And then the other legendary action. [01:45:03] Speaker A: Oh, get him. Abby. Abby, did you take your earbuds out because the music was too stressful? [01:45:08] Speaker G: I've had it out ever since we've been here. [01:45:10] Speaker A: I love who you are. [01:45:13] Speaker G: I would not be able to play with music. So I'm not. [01:45:16] Speaker D: No part of him. There's not a single part of him that's like 15ft from me. Like, his hand isn't hanging out. [01:45:22] Speaker C: It's not like, like. [01:45:23] Speaker E: Well, he's been. [01:45:24] Speaker A: Look, I'm writing that down on the. [01:45:27] Speaker D: Listen, this wing is way further away from me than his head. [01:45:31] Speaker C: That's true. [01:45:32] Speaker D: So his arm could be reaching out. [01:45:34] Speaker A: Do you want the measuring stick? [01:45:35] Speaker E: We don't. [01:45:36] Speaker D: Well, are his position. Are his arms positioned like that? [01:45:39] Speaker A: Yes, it's the mini. It's frozen. [01:45:43] Speaker D: I'm not sitting there all night. [01:45:45] Speaker E: He's like standing like a man. He went down to all four. [01:45:47] Speaker A: Hey, Jackie. [01:45:49] Speaker C: Sorry. Are all your stuff. [01:45:51] Speaker D: Is it not. Am I not 15ft from this hand sticking out right here? [01:45:55] Speaker C: Here you go. [01:45:56] Speaker D: Can you measure? Measure? So this is 15, but I'm 30ft up. [01:46:00] Speaker A: Hey, this is 15 right there. Looks like you're about to 40ft from that hand. [01:46:10] Speaker D: Oh, I can detect. [01:46:11] Speaker A: I can make a wish. [01:46:12] Speaker D: Do it. [01:46:13] Speaker A: I can make a perception deck. [01:46:15] Speaker D: Do it as a legendary action. [01:46:17] Speaker C: Oh, wow. [01:46:18] Speaker E: You should save me. I don't know. [01:46:20] Speaker D: It's so silly. [01:46:21] Speaker A: Hey, but use it, Abby. [01:46:23] Speaker D: I'm gonna make a perception check as a legendary acting. [01:46:26] Speaker E: Because I can arm her round of combat, so there's no point in her. [01:46:33] Speaker G: Yeah, but shouldn't she save it for a legend? Another legendary no, because I'm probably gonna [01:46:37] Speaker D: come out of dragon form. [01:46:38] Speaker E: No, you can't do another legendary action this turn. [01:46:41] Speaker D: Okay. [01:46:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:46:42] Speaker A: Legendary resistance. You only have as many. But legendary action, you get them back Every round. [01:46:47] Speaker G: Oh, I see. [01:46:48] Speaker E: Yes. There's no use saving this specific turn as a 21. [01:46:51] Speaker D: What do I see? [01:46:54] Speaker A: Oh, shoot. You're in trouble. He's right there. Oh, hey, tell us over there. Cool. [01:47:02] Speaker B: Okay. [01:47:03] Speaker D: That's all I can do with my legendary. [01:47:05] Speaker A: Good stuff, dude. That had really big. That had really big. The north storm, like, okay, that's 72 damage. Wait, I get to do the same? Yeah, but you're gonna. No, wait, let me do this. Yeah, but you're gonna die. No, I. I wanted. My teacher says I can do it. [01:47:17] Speaker C: Okay, [01:47:23] Speaker A: Okay. [01:47:28] Speaker B: Oh, you know what? [01:47:29] Speaker A: It's UX turn. [01:47:30] Speaker G: I never fought Carcran and got the tentacle mustache for the boss fight. [01:47:33] Speaker A: You know what? At the end of Rose turn, let's use some legendary action. [01:47:39] Speaker C: It's not. It wasn't rose turn. It was his turn. [01:47:41] Speaker D: It wasn't my turn. [01:47:42] Speaker A: You're right. [01:47:42] Speaker E: Thank you. Yes. [01:47:43] Speaker A: No, very important. [01:47:45] Speaker D: That whole thing was not a turn. [01:47:47] Speaker C: That was not a turn. [01:47:48] Speaker A: I know it felt like a turn, guys. [01:47:50] Speaker C: But. But it wasn't. I can promise you right now. [01:47:52] Speaker A: It took so long. I did think it was. [01:47:55] Speaker F: She took all that time. [01:48:01] Speaker D: Am I allowed to, like, turn my mini. It's just really bugging me that he's like, Dre. Like, I would have turned around, right? [01:48:06] Speaker A: Totally. I love that visual. [01:48:07] Speaker D: I don't like that he's like. [01:48:09] Speaker E: He's. [01:48:09] Speaker F: Is he 10ft now? Is. [01:48:10] Speaker E: He [01:48:13] Speaker C: has the. No, no. [01:48:17] Speaker A: I can attack the lava. [01:48:20] Speaker D: You can, Dude, I can attack the lava. [01:48:22] Speaker C: I'm saying a trebuchet throwing you into him would be a great idea. [01:48:25] Speaker A: And you guys scoffed at my trebuchet. [01:48:30] Speaker D: It's okay. I needed that. We needed that silly, stupid moment for the stuff that's about to go. [01:48:35] Speaker G: I have a question. Raise your hand if you lost. [01:48:37] Speaker E: Bless. [01:48:37] Speaker G: When you got hit. [01:48:40] Speaker E: Two, three, and you hit. We lost. [01:48:42] Speaker G: Bless you, egg. [01:48:43] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:48:43] Speaker G: So four. Okay, cool. Thank you. [01:48:47] Speaker C: I do have a question. Does he need to make a save now since he's so far away? [01:48:51] Speaker A: 4. What an important. Daniel, Daniel, very important question. Can you measure his distance for me? [01:48:57] Speaker G: From what? [01:49:00] Speaker F: To see if he still needs to make a con save. [01:49:03] Speaker G: Oh, wait. Whose turn is it? [01:49:06] Speaker B: It's UEG Stand. Okay. [01:49:07] Speaker G: I thought it was. Are you. Is your. Before you? [01:49:11] Speaker E: No, you. [01:49:11] Speaker B: Egg hasn't gone yet. [01:49:13] Speaker A: UEG no longer has to make the concept incredible. [01:49:17] Speaker B: Okay, UEG is gonna move over, like, like, 10ft and then. Is that within 30ft of Janice, too? [01:49:26] Speaker A: Yes. [01:49:26] Speaker B: Okay. He's gonna. Sorry, I was not speaking into this. He's gonna cast mad mask your wounds. And he'll do it at. Sorry, I'm trying to. He'll do it at a sixth level. [01:49:48] Speaker C: Okay. Hell, yeah. [01:49:50] Speaker B: And that gets them both. [01:49:53] Speaker A: Tello too phenomenal. [01:49:55] Speaker C: Tello hasn't taken any damage. [01:49:56] Speaker B: Right. And then he has. Oh, and then ueg is gonna. Can you move him like, 20ft this way? We're gonna start spreading. [01:50:05] Speaker A: Remember the distance to the healers. [01:50:07] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:50:07] Speaker A: Just as a reminder, at some point, if you're too far away from each other, it doesn't matter. [01:50:10] Speaker B: Yes. [01:50:10] Speaker C: You can't. Can he heal Tello as well? [01:50:13] Speaker D: Yeah. Yes. [01:50:14] Speaker A: Yeah. He healed himself. Tello and how much healing? [01:50:17] Speaker D: Oh, sorry. [01:50:19] Speaker B: It's. [01:50:20] Speaker A: Let me roll that wax damage or max healing at his level, so. [01:50:25] Speaker E: Right. [01:50:26] Speaker B: Okay. [01:50:27] Speaker A: He's just max healing on everything. [01:50:29] Speaker G: How much is that? [01:50:33] Speaker A: It's. He's just doing it fifth. [01:50:35] Speaker B: Nope. [01:50:36] Speaker A: No, it's six. So that's another die. That would be 24, but it's another one. So it's 32. And then that is six plus two, which is eight. So it goes to 40 at his level. [01:50:44] Speaker B: Yep. [01:50:45] Speaker A: So he just deals 40 Dan or 40 healing straight to himself. To Tello and to Jamis. [01:50:50] Speaker B: Thank you for doing that for me. [01:50:51] Speaker A: I got you. I've run this Mac, this mock combat a lot. [01:50:56] Speaker E: Japan dies. [01:50:57] Speaker A: Everyone has. Has shaving died with his. [01:51:00] Speaker E: I have no idea. [01:51:01] Speaker A: The burn char all over him. He, like, stumbles and coughs forward. And again, I want to. I want to emphasize that like. Like the magics in you all. The chosen position by deities. Like, it is the magic in you all. That is. All of this would have instant killed any of you all. It is. You all are more than human. You are superhuman in this moment. So you egg stumbling forward with the char and burn all over him. He lifts up his staff and he plants it down, and all these roots spread and all these flowers grow up around Janus and Tello and himself, and they all, like, bloom with this. Like this, like, kind of healing mist that, like, you all, like, cough and regain some semblance of vitality at the end of UEG's turn. We need some legendary action. [01:51:44] Speaker D: No, it's my turn. [01:51:45] Speaker E: Is. It isn't out yet. Come on. [01:51:47] Speaker D: Nope. No. [01:51:48] Speaker A: Mystic actions and legendary actions are different. [01:51:50] Speaker B: Oh, I feel like he's used way too many. [01:51:52] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:51:53] Speaker C: Yeah. You say that cone was 120ft? [01:51:55] Speaker E: He sure he did. That is what he said. [01:51:57] Speaker C: It wouldn't have hit them. He would have to have gotten closer. [01:52:00] Speaker A: True. Can you scoot him forward? [01:52:01] Speaker D: No. [01:52:02] Speaker F: Is he not within 10ft of room. [01:52:04] Speaker B: You put him there. [01:52:05] Speaker D: What? What about me? Wait, are you saying he could have been. [01:52:09] Speaker A: We're not playing this game. I put him where he's 120. [01:52:11] Speaker C: 20ft in the car. [01:52:12] Speaker A: I miscounted. I miscounted. [01:52:16] Speaker B: Hey, if we had done that, he would have been like, sorry. Too bad. [01:52:21] Speaker A: Yes. I definitely haven't already shown mercy to you guys a couple times this game and many times across your campaigns. Okay, so he'd be right in front of row, in which case you could have hit him. [01:52:32] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:52:32] Speaker B: Why stop now? [01:52:33] Speaker F: So I feel like Ro should have. [01:52:37] Speaker A: Yes, that's what I just said. Okay, you can go ahead and roll the hit. Oh, okay. [01:52:40] Speaker E: Look at that. [01:52:42] Speaker C: You will. [01:52:44] Speaker E: What about the lava? [01:52:46] Speaker C: I don't think he. [01:52:47] Speaker A: He's immune to. [01:52:49] Speaker D: He's really chair. He has to. He has to succeed on a DC19 dexterity saving throw, which he fails. [01:53:00] Speaker A: Oh, he's not good at that. He's immense. He. [01:53:06] Speaker D: Okay, it's not. It's not a lot of damage. [01:53:10] Speaker C: Damage is damage. [01:53:14] Speaker D: Oh. But my radiant damage. It's a melee attack. So my radiant damage and I always get radiant damage. So I get to add two more D6. So. That's 20 points of damage. [01:53:33] Speaker A: Let's go. [01:53:34] Speaker D: So 10 of that was radiant. [01:53:36] Speaker A: Jackie, Let the record show after all this time that we laughed and mocked, but technically that discussion. You got the attack. Where do you actually. [01:53:46] Speaker B: Let's go. [01:53:47] Speaker D: I bit his toe with my wings. [01:53:49] Speaker B: Yeah, you did. [01:53:50] Speaker C: Just a little nibble. [01:53:52] Speaker B: And he tastes like chicken squatted. [01:53:54] Speaker E: And you're like, sorry, there's a. Was a mosquito burnt chicken. [01:53:59] Speaker B: You know, you just like her wing [01:54:01] Speaker D: just like slapped it like. [01:54:04] Speaker A: Like a cat slapping something. The way they b. [01:54:07] Speaker C: What it is. [01:54:09] Speaker A: He's going to use two more legendary actions to tectonic tail strike wrong. So his immense tail comes around and where you are on his side, it just comes around and smashes into you with a 36 to hit. [01:54:23] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:54:24] Speaker F: Disadvantage. [01:54:26] Speaker A: Not on him. He's the one. [01:54:28] Speaker G: Dang it. [01:54:28] Speaker A: Don't have disadvantage. [01:54:29] Speaker C: I appreciate it though. [01:54:30] Speaker A: He's trying to get Zordon to hit him. [01:54:32] Speaker C: I do. I do want him to hit me instead of you because I am still in the three hundreds. [01:54:37] Speaker E: Sucker. [01:54:38] Speaker C: May not be after this, but I still am. [01:54:40] Speaker F: So. [01:54:41] Speaker E: Oh, so you could have handled that attack. [01:54:43] Speaker C: I could have. I. I didn't want to say that, but I was like, okay. [01:54:46] Speaker A: Not one shot from the devoid of death right now. [01:54:48] Speaker B: So [01:54:51] Speaker E: I would not have used my. What do you call It. I would not have at all used my inspiration though. Because I already had an 18 on the die with that. [01:55:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:55:04] Speaker E: If you have inspiration, don't forget you have it. But you know, use it well. [01:55:08] Speaker A: Wrong. [01:55:08] Speaker C: Grim. [01:55:08] Speaker A: As the immense tail comes around and slams into you. That is going to be 93 points points of bludgeoning damage. [01:55:14] Speaker C: Okay. Okay. [01:55:15] Speaker B: He's immune. No, I'm just kidding. [01:55:17] Speaker E: He is resistic. [01:55:18] Speaker B: Oh, period. [01:55:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:55:20] Speaker B: Oh my God. [01:55:21] Speaker A: This is to 46 points of legend. [01:55:22] Speaker B: That was a joke. But. [01:55:24] Speaker E: Well, you know his raging. [01:55:26] Speaker A: I'm raging anything about freaking piss. You do not need to do this. You can say no and you can save it for creds. That could also be a great idea. You are technically within 30ft of dragon. Now if you wanted to reduce some of the damage from the fire from her. But it also makes sense if you wanted to save that for Craig. Cuz that does change the way that would have happened. Look at me. [01:55:44] Speaker E: Hey. [01:55:45] Speaker A: Having mercy as I have all campaign long. I think that could have you're. [01:55:49] Speaker E: You're theoret. Never mind. Never mind. What I was going to say was wrong. [01:55:52] Speaker B: Feel like. [01:55:55] Speaker C: Are you looking terrible? [01:55:56] Speaker B: You're like. [01:55:57] Speaker D: I'm. [01:55:57] Speaker A: I'm currently at 549. [01:56:01] Speaker C: Okay. I would like to use that reaction to reduce some of the damage. [01:56:05] Speaker A: Phenomenal. Roll 46. [01:56:06] Speaker F: I can also absorb damage. How much was it? [01:56:10] Speaker A: Wait, you haven't. [01:56:10] Speaker C: No, no. [01:56:11] Speaker F: Oh, I see what you're doing. [01:56:13] Speaker E: There's a chance if you lower the damage to row low enough that would change the DC she needs for that. That concentration check. It may actually help her with have not had. [01:56:22] Speaker A: I reduced it by 14. [01:56:24] Speaker D: Wait. [01:56:25] Speaker A: It's phenomenal. [01:56:26] Speaker E: And so that would be. [01:56:27] Speaker A: Hold on, let me think. [01:56:28] Speaker E: Yeah, let's do the math. [01:56:29] Speaker A: 72 minus 14. 18 is 50. 58. Which would take it instead to 24. 6. [01:56:35] Speaker D: Wasn't it 20. [01:56:37] Speaker C: 24 is half of 58. [01:56:38] Speaker E: Yes. [01:56:38] Speaker A: Thank you. [01:56:39] Speaker C: No, no, it's not. [01:56:40] Speaker D: That's not right. [01:56:41] Speaker C: That's not. [01:56:41] Speaker A: Otherwise 29.9. [01:56:43] Speaker D: And I think I rolled a 24. [01:56:44] Speaker A: I wrote it down. Still three too low. But almost. [01:56:48] Speaker D: I was close. [01:56:48] Speaker A: And look at us doing that takes 14. [01:56:50] Speaker D: Wait, so I'm so I'm high takes 14. [01:56:53] Speaker E: Yes. [01:56:53] Speaker A: Thank you. [01:56:53] Speaker D: So I'm high. I'm 14 points higher than I thought I was. [01:56:56] Speaker B: Okay. [01:56:56] Speaker C: Yes you are. [01:56:58] Speaker D: Period. [01:57:01] Speaker A: Gosh, this is so much math. [01:57:02] Speaker C: Okay. Very small incommensive math is actually the worst. [01:57:05] Speaker A: It's so much harder than big math. Just like a tiny little bit all the time. [01:57:10] Speaker E: Like for that last dork attack, I was just like, okay, let's change whatever number I have to one. [01:57:15] Speaker A: I just gotta raise all this crap out of here. You're like, honestly, kind of convenient. Okay, that was it. It's Rowana's turn. Ron. Ragan, what are you doing? And feel free to make it epic. You're a freaking dragon. You are a dragon. After. After the plume of crimson fire scorched the earth. And the dragon who has killed the God Carcharan, as well as one of the members of the Seelie Court who ripped apart one of the Planes of Hell. As he lands in front of you again, at least his avatar. You, a copper dragon that you learned from Vilek, standing as one of the defenders in this world, look up at a dragon who in this current form is three or four times your size. What do you do? [01:58:03] Speaker D: Okay, if I. I'm at 30ft. So like, how. Where am I? You're like at level. [01:58:09] Speaker A: You're kind of level with his chest. You could go up to his head level. If you went up to. Actually, no, actually, I guess at 30. At 30ft you are squarely looking at his crotch. But if you. If you went up to like 80ft, you could be looking at his face. Or if you went up to like 50ft, you could be looking. [01:58:24] Speaker D: Because I'm. AM I. I'm 5 or 10ft. [01:58:27] Speaker A: You're 10ft. [01:58:29] Speaker D: So my question is, if I move up cuz I don't understand flying, is that an opportunity attack? [01:58:34] Speaker A: No, you'd have to leave his melee range. [01:58:36] Speaker D: Oh, okay. I didn't know if. Okay, flying was different. [01:58:39] Speaker A: No, you're just changing where you are in his range. [01:58:40] Speaker D: Okay, I would like to go like above his head. [01:58:44] Speaker A: Okay. How much fly speed do you have? [01:58:45] Speaker D: I have 80. Yeah, 80. [01:58:48] Speaker A: You're 30ft up? [01:58:49] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:58:49] Speaker A: How high do you want to go? [01:58:51] Speaker D: I would like to go. He's at like 85, you said? [01:58:53] Speaker A: Yeah, he's. Well, his horns up to 80ft. [01:58:55] Speaker G: He's like. [01:58:55] Speaker A: His head is at like 80ft again in this form. [01:58:59] Speaker C: Yeah, again, you do need to think about if you get knocked out of [01:59:04] Speaker E: dragon form, how far you fall. [01:59:06] Speaker C: That many D6. [01:59:11] Speaker A: You can stay at a given flight, given height, mechanically, and then we can flavor it a different way. [01:59:15] Speaker D: If you'd like flavor to final fight, it's kind of. No, you know what, let's roll with the reality of it. She is going to. She's going to cast or not cast, but she's going to use her acid breath right at his crotch. [01:59:35] Speaker A: Did you change the. Oh, you're gonna go at the 30. Okay. Acid breath on the crotch. That's not what I thought you. When you said the reality. [01:59:41] Speaker D: The reality is that I'm facing his garage, so I'm giving acid breath there. [01:59:46] Speaker C: Okay. [01:59:48] Speaker D: Like right there, sir Loy cross. [01:59:52] Speaker F: You said that, right. [01:59:53] Speaker A: This is for sirloin. Do you want to go ahead and move forward with that acid breath? [02:00:02] Speaker D: Yes. [02:00:02] Speaker A: So I'm giving you a Dex save, right? What is your DC for that deck save? Would you mind changing the marker? Oh no, it's still three. [02:00:14] Speaker D: Wait, I do have a. Hold on. Okay, it's in a 60 foot line. [02:00:19] Speaker C: Okay. [02:00:20] Speaker D: So [02:00:24] Speaker E: DC18. [02:00:27] Speaker B: That's my view. [02:00:28] Speaker A: I just rolled a natural 20, which is the only thing he can roll to save from your save. [02:00:36] Speaker D: Are you serious? [02:00:38] Speaker B: Re roll important. [02:00:41] Speaker C: Can she. [02:00:42] Speaker E: Can she. [02:00:42] Speaker A: Legendary resistance. Can she. Legendary resistance that. [02:00:46] Speaker D: Can I. Legendary resistance? [02:00:47] Speaker A: No, no, his role. [02:00:50] Speaker G: Yeah, [02:00:53] Speaker A: I'm very sorry. [02:00:54] Speaker D: That's okay. [02:00:55] Speaker A: With a natural, I mean, it's still half damage, right? [02:00:58] Speaker E: Yeah. [02:00:58] Speaker D: Wait. [02:01:00] Speaker F: Huh? [02:01:01] Speaker A: It's a line, right? Hold on, hold on. [02:01:04] Speaker C: Tell me about that. [02:01:05] Speaker D: It's a line on a failed save or half as much damage. [02:01:10] Speaker A: Oh, wait, wait, hold on. Yeah, good, good. Sorry, I thought it was a line. I thought it was like the Black Dragon. [02:01:14] Speaker D: Well, it does say a 60 foot line. That is fine. [02:01:17] Speaker C: But as long as. [02:01:17] Speaker A: As long as it's half damage, we're fine. [02:01:19] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [02:01:19] Speaker A: So I thought it was. [02:01:20] Speaker C: Is there one that. If it's a line, it's. [02:01:23] Speaker A: Let's not get stuck there. We'll keep moving. Cuz maybe I got confused. [02:01:26] Speaker D: 12D8. [02:01:28] Speaker A: Phenomenal. You know me too. You know me. I was about to ask. Jano got zebra case for himself, but gave me one out of the package cuz he knows me. [02:01:45] Speaker G: Oh no, it's. It's sour candy time. Am I muted? [02:01:49] Speaker C: Sour candy time. Listeners at home, if you're also anxious, eat some sour candy with all. [02:02:00] Speaker E: Yeah. [02:02:07] Speaker A: Thanks for slugging it out with making the map. I know that's got to be part of what you're feeling right now. [02:02:13] Speaker G: I have mine. Thank you. [02:02:16] Speaker B: Does anybody else want it? [02:02:17] Speaker A: Fun rolling that many dice, huh? [02:02:19] Speaker D: Oh, last one was a eight. [02:02:21] Speaker B: So it helps. [02:02:21] Speaker G: Calm. [02:02:22] Speaker E: That's going to be your emotions. [02:02:25] Speaker B: Sour candy. It regulates. [02:02:26] Speaker G: It's regulating [02:02:30] Speaker D: like it gives you, you know, a number in the book. I rolled higher. [02:02:33] Speaker A: Hold on. I. I think Jackie's saying things about her damage. [02:02:36] Speaker B: Sorry. [02:02:36] Speaker D: Fun fact. It gives like a number in the book, but like I. I rolled for it and I got higher. Than the number that it says nice. So I mean I know it's halved, but I did 58 sick acid. [02:02:48] Speaker A: And we know that. We just did that math 20n only you got to know better. [02:02:59] Speaker C: Is that from something or is it [02:03:01] Speaker D: just from new girl? [02:03:02] Speaker A: New girl, yeah. Okay. [02:03:06] Speaker C: I thought you were just excited to be bro. [02:03:08] Speaker A: As you, as you raise yourself up, what does it look like? You just spray acid absorbent, I think. [02:03:15] Speaker D: Well okay. So to flavor it. To flavor it, what I'd like to do, I'm still at the same level. But to flavor it I'd like to like I go up a little bit and just like frozen. From his chest down, she just like as she flies and flies like down like his chest down like she just [02:03:32] Speaker A: showers him with acid. [02:03:33] Speaker D: Showers him with acid. And the acid obviously it's like acid colored. But it has like. It has a gold flecks. Yeah, it has like gold flecks to it. And it just like runs down him. [02:03:47] Speaker A: Phenomenal. As you spray the acid across him. [02:03:52] Speaker D: I don't know. [02:03:53] Speaker A: Acid colors like typically in fun media. And so as the green acid sprays forward, it's typically just clear. But hey, it's cool that it's for Ro. [02:04:02] Speaker D: It's green and purple. Yeah. [02:04:05] Speaker A: Zorgrim takes one in the way that like a really large animal can like anticipate a movement. He like he moves to a side and it just sprays his hip and he seems like he's taking significant damage. [02:04:16] Speaker D: Okay. [02:04:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:04:18] Speaker C: We have definitely gonna need a hip replacement after this. [02:04:21] Speaker G: 390 days. [02:04:22] Speaker A: Your legendary action at the end of someone's turn. But it's still at the end of her turn, right? If I have one. Yeah. [02:04:29] Speaker D: I have a question. [02:04:29] Speaker B: Yeah, but one whole round? [02:04:30] Speaker D: Yeah. Do I have any more movement? Yeah, you can move to use. [02:04:35] Speaker A: Well you technically haven't moved at all. [02:04:37] Speaker E: Yeah, you can. [02:04:38] Speaker A: You have 80ft of movement. [02:04:39] Speaker D: But an opportunity. Yep. [02:04:45] Speaker A: They would have disadvantage. [02:04:46] Speaker D: That's true. You know what? [02:04:48] Speaker G: Don't you have multi attack as a. [02:04:50] Speaker A: Not if you use the ass. [02:04:51] Speaker D: Yeah, I use my action. [02:04:52] Speaker A: You're using 12D8 on something. [02:04:55] Speaker D: I think I'd rather take the opportunity chance. [02:04:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:04:58] Speaker D: Than just be chilling right by that way. [02:05:01] Speaker A: This way, this way. [02:05:02] Speaker D: I think I'm gonna move. [02:05:03] Speaker B: Don't come towards us this way. [02:05:06] Speaker A: That's honestly probably a pretty good you. I'm going to move said please God, [02:05:10] Speaker C: no, [02:05:12] Speaker B: whatever God is listening to me. [02:05:16] Speaker D: I'm going to move like around here. [02:05:18] Speaker A: You can, you have enough movement. [02:05:19] Speaker E: Just pick a square. [02:05:20] Speaker A: Whichever one you Want. Just point to. [02:05:22] Speaker D: Oh, okay. Like right [02:05:26] Speaker B: here. [02:05:27] Speaker A: Got. [02:05:33] Speaker D: Okay, okay. And. Yeah, And I'm going to go. I'm going to go. [02:05:39] Speaker B: The effort was good. [02:05:40] Speaker D: I'm going to go get a gold star down. I'm going to go down 20ft. [02:05:45] Speaker A: So you're going to go down to [02:05:46] Speaker C: 10ft or you're going down to the 20. [02:05:49] Speaker D: I'm going down. I'm going to be flying at 10ft. [02:05:52] Speaker C: Okay. [02:05:53] Speaker D: Because I got to thinking about if she does fall. [02:05:56] Speaker B: That's smart. [02:05:58] Speaker A: You're very smart. [02:05:59] Speaker C: Fly down 10ft then. [02:06:00] Speaker A: Okay. [02:06:01] Speaker B: So anywho, I also have feather fall, so. [02:06:03] Speaker D: And I'm also death ward, so. [02:06:05] Speaker B: But still. [02:06:05] Speaker D: Do we want. Do we want. [02:06:07] Speaker B: Imagine. [02:06:08] Speaker D: Imagine. [02:06:09] Speaker A: Imagine we should save that. We've got a lot of combat. [02:06:11] Speaker B: No, no, no. Imagine we're sitting in front of Zorgram and you die by falling instead of him. [02:06:16] Speaker D: He's like. [02:06:17] Speaker C: Does he reaction attack? [02:06:19] Speaker A: Yeah. At the end of attack to her. [02:06:22] Speaker E: Yes. [02:06:23] Speaker A: Thank you. [02:06:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:06:24] Speaker A: Which he has designed advantage on. [02:06:25] Speaker B: And he can't do anything after that. That's crazy. [02:06:27] Speaker E: Daniel. [02:06:28] Speaker F: Why would you do. [02:06:28] Speaker C: Sorry. [02:06:29] Speaker B: It's okay. [02:06:29] Speaker D: I. I would. I would have done it too. I'm the who's who has the homework person, so I appreciate a table full of honest players. [02:06:36] Speaker B: No, no, no. I was. I was talking about the next thing after yours. Yeah, yeah. [02:06:41] Speaker D: You're like, I don't care if he hit you. He doesn't. [02:06:43] Speaker B: No, no, no. I care about that. But then he. [02:06:45] Speaker A: He gets a 36. No. 32 to hit. [02:06:49] Speaker D: That's good. [02:06:50] Speaker A: No, 34. 34. [02:06:50] Speaker D: 34. Oh. Oh, that's good. [02:06:52] Speaker C: Not that you have resistant to the damage though. [02:06:55] Speaker A: And why that's the other part of [02:06:58] Speaker C: it is that anytime he does hit them, they gain resistance to the damage. These. [02:07:04] Speaker A: This might be the strongest part. I'm pretty sure. Again, I would like to revisit the. [02:07:09] Speaker C: The. [02:07:10] Speaker A: You know, this might be the strongest. If you're talking party success, this might be the strongest barbarian supplies. [02:07:15] Speaker B: Wait, let me. What is the subass? [02:07:18] Speaker C: Yep. Resistance dealt by the attack. [02:07:21] Speaker D: When he did the cone, was it only fire damage? [02:07:23] Speaker A: Yes. [02:07:24] Speaker C: Okay. [02:07:24] Speaker D: Because I have resistance to force damage. [02:07:27] Speaker C: Force damage. [02:07:28] Speaker D: Just so we remember. Yeah, I think. [02:07:30] Speaker C: You know, I thought you as a dragon had resistance to. For statement or like. [02:07:33] Speaker D: No, bro, does she has a magical. What does force damage disintegrate? That's why she took the item. She's scared. [02:07:43] Speaker E: Eldritch also Eldritch. [02:07:47] Speaker D: She's also immune to magic missile with the same magic items, which is very. A very specific magic Item. But yeah, you know when it works? [02:07:57] Speaker C: I don't know what. I don't know. [02:07:59] Speaker D: You don't know what? [02:08:01] Speaker A: You're not resistant to fire, right? [02:08:03] Speaker D: No. Which I think all dragons should be, right? [02:08:05] Speaker G: Well, dragon. [02:08:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:08:08] Speaker E: Okay. Dragon's house there no dragons. [02:08:10] Speaker A: Why would they think about this mechanically? [02:08:12] Speaker C: If you had a dragon resistant to, like, three types of damage, it would suck so much. [02:08:18] Speaker D: But when I'm a dragon, I want to be resisted. [02:08:20] Speaker A: That was from one of his reality rending claws. You took 64 points of slashing and fire damage, which since your resistance from his spirit reduces to 32. It's only 32 damage. [02:08:33] Speaker C: So con save. [02:08:34] Speaker A: As you fly backward, the claw rakes down at you on fire, slashes across you. But as it's raking down your body, ripping the copper metallic scales off of you, spraying green blood across the ground, the spirits from wronggrim fly away and literally, like, douse some of the flay around his hand and, like, push some of the digits away. And that spirit of the maker is literally, like, resisting as it rakes down. [02:08:59] Speaker D: I think Drongon's favorite, like, dragon Ro, like, nods her head. [02:09:06] Speaker A: What did she say? Moving on. [02:09:08] Speaker D: She nods her head to Ron. I conve. [02:09:10] Speaker A: Where's my B20? I don't know, my dude. [02:09:12] Speaker C: It's on the table. [02:09:14] Speaker D: No, that's exactly my spiritual weapon. [02:09:18] Speaker C: My bad. [02:09:21] Speaker A: I don't want to get. He's like, 30ft closer. [02:09:24] Speaker D: I can't roll with anything but that. [02:09:27] Speaker A: Okay. As Jackie is preparing to find this die and roll her save, I'm going to go ahead and use my legendary. My last legendary action. [02:09:37] Speaker B: I like how she came up with it. And she was like. [02:09:40] Speaker E: So he has way more than three legendary actions. [02:09:43] Speaker A: Legendary actions, yeah. [02:09:45] Speaker B: How many more does he have? You know, like, just estimate. [02:09:48] Speaker C: She's going, like, number it between a 1 and 10. [02:09:51] Speaker B: You're using your list? [02:09:52] Speaker A: Yeah, for this round. [02:09:54] Speaker B: Oh, and then they were plan of shoes round. [02:09:56] Speaker E: Yeah, they're per round. [02:09:57] Speaker B: Gotcha. [02:09:57] Speaker A: What you get there, bud. [02:09:58] Speaker G: So does he literally have eight? [02:10:00] Speaker C: Remember you have a D4? [02:10:01] Speaker B: I think so. [02:10:01] Speaker E: Yeah. [02:10:02] Speaker D: It's crazy. [02:10:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:10:04] Speaker A: No, some of those are mythic actions. [02:10:05] Speaker E: Is this the. [02:10:06] Speaker D: It's half of the damage I took, right? [02:10:08] Speaker C: Yeah. 16. [02:10:09] Speaker D: Oh, it's a 16. [02:10:10] Speaker C: Yep. That's why I wrote it on the paper. [02:10:12] Speaker A: What you get as a total rag. [02:10:13] Speaker D: Hold on, hold on. Cross your fingers. That's very big. [02:10:17] Speaker E: Good. [02:10:18] Speaker C: My toes, too. [02:10:19] Speaker A: Oh, Micah didn't do it. We know why. If it goes wrong. [02:10:21] Speaker E: 17. [02:10:22] Speaker A: Let's go. [02:10:23] Speaker D: I needed I needed to get three on the D4 to be able to beat it. [02:10:28] Speaker B: Let's go. [02:10:30] Speaker A: Next time, Micah. [02:10:31] Speaker B: Next time. [02:10:32] Speaker A: I joke. I joke. With his legendary action question mark. Yes. [02:10:39] Speaker B: Okay. [02:10:40] Speaker A: He's going to fire one more loathsome block blast, and he's going to send this one. He'll fire it. Fired at James. What He. [02:11:01] Speaker C: Disadvantage on the attack. [02:11:02] Speaker A: What awesome. Is that? All attacks. [02:11:07] Speaker C: Attack once more. But I'm very, very sure. [02:11:09] Speaker A: No, I. I feel like you're correct. [02:11:11] Speaker B: What do I do? [02:11:12] Speaker A: Disadvantage is a 28. [02:11:14] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. [02:11:15] Speaker A: Hey, it's. I'm. Well, it's important enough for me, [02:11:20] Speaker G: so. [02:11:25] Speaker A: Janice, you take. [02:11:27] Speaker B: Does anybody have any attack spell? [02:11:31] Speaker E: I do, but. [02:11:32] Speaker B: And [02:11:34] Speaker E: that party is my reaction. [02:11:35] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, me too. [02:11:36] Speaker C: You'll have resistance. [02:11:38] Speaker B: Oh, [02:11:42] Speaker C: My spirits fly all the way [02:11:44] Speaker A: over to where you are, can they? And it's. It's an unlimited number of times, too. [02:11:48] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:11:48] Speaker A: This is one of the strongest. [02:11:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:11:50] Speaker A: Features in 5e. [02:11:51] Speaker E: That's ridiculous. [02:11:52] Speaker B: Thank you so much. [02:11:52] Speaker A: Just resistance to every other enemy on the field for everything. [02:11:55] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [02:11:55] Speaker C: That's. You're supposed to attack me. That's the whole point is that, like, these. That's incredible the way it, like, distract him. [02:12:00] Speaker D: Be like. [02:12:00] Speaker C: No, no, no. [02:12:03] Speaker A: 31 reduces to 15. You take 15 points of damage. [02:12:05] Speaker B: Incredible. Thank you so much, Daniel. [02:12:07] Speaker C: I'm here to help. [02:12:08] Speaker B: Yeah, you are. [02:12:13] Speaker A: And the spirits harry him and literally, like, deflect the shot slightly. They literally where. Where the magical writing produces every single time he spellcasts, like we said, those, like, burning, fiery red glyphs produced in the air swirling around his arm. They literally fly by and just disrupt some of the magic around his arm and literally, like, fracture the spell slightly and it deals less damage. With that, we go to our second round of combat. [02:12:37] Speaker C: Second round. [02:12:38] Speaker D: I can't believe we're just. [02:12:41] Speaker A: Second round. [02:12:42] Speaker B: Remember when we all had, like, full health? [02:12:45] Speaker A: And with the team scattered around the battlefield, Zorgo having moved to the center, some of. Some of you bloodied and recovering, transformed. We are going to start with someone rolling a D4. [02:12:56] Speaker G: I'm sorry. I got a two last time, and I want to get a two again. Do you want to do it? [02:12:59] Speaker E: Yeah, get a two again, please. [02:13:00] Speaker C: Let's go, girls. [02:13:02] Speaker G: Two. [02:13:03] Speaker E: Yay. That's pretty good. [02:13:05] Speaker C: It's pretty good. [02:13:06] Speaker A: Incredible. [02:13:07] Speaker B: Wow. [02:13:08] Speaker A: From the shifting movements of Zorgrim, the landscape fractures again. And more of that noxious gas hisses out all around. [02:13:17] Speaker B: Loser. [02:13:19] Speaker G: Immune. [02:13:20] Speaker D: Loser. [02:13:22] Speaker B: I'm gonna regret that. But that's okay. [02:13:28] Speaker E: He called me a coward. We're allowed to call him a loser. [02:13:31] Speaker A: We start at the top of initiatives. [02:13:33] Speaker B: I can call JVN a coward. No, I'm just kidding. [02:13:37] Speaker D: Sorry. [02:13:37] Speaker A: Let's have an initiative with Tello. [02:13:39] Speaker G: Okay. [02:13:39] Speaker A: Tello. [02:13:41] Speaker G: Is Tello hidden. Does he feel hidden? [02:13:44] Speaker B: He's behind the rock. And he was hidden because of the thing. [02:13:47] Speaker A: Well, and Cara is the dm. Oh. [02:13:49] Speaker E: Period. [02:13:50] Speaker A: You said. Understood. Zoran does enemy hit points, and everybody gains a level. [02:13:53] Speaker B: Yeah. We're done. [02:13:55] Speaker E: You're lucky Janice is too far for me to blast you. I just. [02:13:57] Speaker G: I, I. No, I. I can't. [02:14:01] Speaker A: You'll have sneak attack no matter what. But if you're not hidden, you won't have advantage, right? [02:14:05] Speaker C: Yes. [02:14:06] Speaker A: Yes. [02:14:06] Speaker C: Correct. [02:14:07] Speaker A: Amundo, you. [02:14:09] Speaker G: This is. You don't need advantage on the roll [02:14:11] Speaker A: to get sneak attack. So you have sneak attack because your allies within five, but the. The, the being hidden part is what allows you to. So. [02:14:20] Speaker C: And he's far enough away that he doesn't have to make the save. [02:14:23] Speaker A: Yes. Also. Yeah, there's no associated con save. Hold on, I need to check. [02:14:30] Speaker D: I think it was Jackie. [02:14:31] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, it was. [02:14:33] Speaker G: Did you make your con for being close to Zorkum? [02:14:37] Speaker A: She took her turn. [02:14:37] Speaker D: When? [02:14:38] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, I sprayed acid. [02:14:39] Speaker B: I don't know. Daniel was asking. [02:14:40] Speaker D: On my phone. Yeah, on my turn, I guess. Yeah. [02:14:43] Speaker C: Sorry. [02:14:44] Speaker A: Anyway, I will not. I have to do math. [02:14:49] Speaker G: Math. [02:14:51] Speaker A: Because I didn't write his passive down, but. Oh, wait, yes, I did. I did write it down. Good job, Zach. You find as Tello peers up from beside the rock, that Zorgrim seems to be entirely aware of him. It seems. A28 does not beat his passive. [02:15:06] Speaker G: Got it. [02:15:08] Speaker B: What is it, a 30? It doesn't matter. [02:15:12] Speaker E: He sees all. [02:15:13] Speaker G: Okay, I. I'm gonna roll to attack with my weapon is what I'm gonna do, but I would. No, I'm not gonna do that, because I can't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [02:15:30] Speaker D: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [02:15:31] Speaker G: I'm sorry. [02:15:31] Speaker F: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [02:15:32] Speaker C: It's okay. [02:15:32] Speaker E: Okay, the only person here needs to be sorry is Zach. [02:15:35] Speaker B: Here. I can ask my question. [02:15:36] Speaker C: Remember, you are blessed. [02:15:36] Speaker B: Is it. Is it the passive reception so high because of blindsight, or does that not. [02:15:40] Speaker A: No, it has to do with his insane stats. [02:15:42] Speaker B: Gotcha. [02:15:43] Speaker A: Okay, but he. He doesn't have blindside. He has better. He has true sight. [02:15:46] Speaker B: Oh, that's crazy. Oh, sick. [02:15:51] Speaker C: Okay, in this eyeball, right? [02:15:53] Speaker D: My eye. [02:15:53] Speaker A: Like, my eye. [02:15:54] Speaker C: My eye right here. [02:15:55] Speaker B: And is that just active? All the time or do you have to activate it? [02:15:58] Speaker D: That's crazy. [02:16:00] Speaker C: Together. [02:16:01] Speaker G: I'm trying to see if I can. [02:16:02] Speaker C: I got blinded by dragons and then the maker remade my eye. [02:16:06] Speaker D: Oh, that's so cool. [02:16:11] Speaker A: That's rad. [02:16:12] Speaker C: Completely hairless before and he's gonna be hairless again. [02:16:16] Speaker A: Nobody's coming out of this encounter with hair as a heads up up. [02:16:19] Speaker D: My hair is tucked into my polymorph. [02:16:22] Speaker E: Yeah, that. [02:16:22] Speaker A: You're fine. Everybody else is coming out squeaky ball [02:16:25] Speaker C: just going to come out of it [02:16:26] Speaker B: like two twig hair. [02:16:29] Speaker D: It's like Angelica doll and rugrats. [02:16:32] Speaker B: It's like 100% got to go back. [02:16:35] Speaker E: And we was going to be like [02:16:36] Speaker A: play the D and D. Nobody ever. Nobody ever talks about the visual at the end of a fight with a dragon. How like just everyone's hairless. [02:16:41] Speaker B: That's crazy. [02:16:43] Speaker A: What are you checking Abby? If I could help answer the question faster. [02:16:46] Speaker G: Figure out if I could. [02:16:47] Speaker A: I added your roll to hit is gonna be. [02:16:49] Speaker E: Yeah. [02:16:50] Speaker A: Your D20, your bonus and your D4. [02:16:52] Speaker G: My D20, my bonus and my D4. Yeah. [02:16:55] Speaker A: If you've rolled those things, you've rolled. You roll the hit. [02:16:56] Speaker G: I got a 21. [02:16:57] Speaker C: Okay. [02:16:58] Speaker A: 21 does not hit. [02:16:59] Speaker B: 21. [02:17:00] Speaker D: 21 and 25. Right? [02:17:03] Speaker E: Yes. [02:17:04] Speaker A: As Tello peers around and as he looks up, he sees Zorgrim looking straight at that side of the field having. And he's. He's so far away, his form is so massive, it's kind of hard to tell exactly where he's looking at any given time. And he steadies himself and fires and the bolt just shatters off of his incredibly durable form. Also, as Tello watches [02:17:29] Speaker C: with [02:17:33] Speaker A: at the start of another round of initiative, Zergim's feature dawning Deity activates you all. Watch as cracks and fractures all across his body seals. And as an avatar of a God, every moment he exists, he begins reforming himself and he regains 100 hit points. [02:17:55] Speaker B: What? [02:18:00] Speaker E: No. [02:18:00] Speaker A: Never find anything like this, can I? [02:18:02] Speaker D: Legendary resistance that. [02:18:06] Speaker A: What, so you want to use it on that? And also. [02:18:08] Speaker D: No. [02:18:10] Speaker A: But my point being. My point being. [02:18:13] Speaker E: Dispel magic. [02:18:14] Speaker G: I would like to roll to hide, please. [02:18:17] Speaker A: Yes. [02:18:18] Speaker G: Bonus action. [02:18:18] Speaker A: Yeah, go ahead. [02:18:19] Speaker G: I'm making a stealth check behind that rock. [02:18:21] Speaker D: I thought you were playing Greta for a second. [02:18:22] Speaker C: And I was like, what about the [02:18:24] Speaker A: other side of the rock? [02:18:28] Speaker G: That's bad. This is a saving throw or. No, it's a. [02:18:31] Speaker E: It's a stealth check. [02:18:32] Speaker G: Stealth check. Well, you know, let's go. Let's see. No, I take this one a minimum [02:18:38] Speaker C: of 29 from what you know right now. [02:18:44] Speaker A: And technically with bless he can add [02:18:47] Speaker G: this is only attacks and saves. I rolled it and then I unrolled it 23. [02:18:53] Speaker A: So I do not as tell hides behind the rock. He can cannot help but the feeling a hair standing on the back of his neck. Jordan still knows exactly what he says. Okay, cool beans. [02:19:05] Speaker G: That's his turn. [02:19:06] Speaker A: Xavian, you're up, my dude. Let's go, my dude. [02:19:09] Speaker E: Okay, I am back. My dude's my guy at 71 HP. [02:19:14] Speaker D: Let's go. [02:19:15] Speaker E: And I don't want to die. I'd rather no one else die either. [02:19:21] Speaker A: Well, I'd have you start by making Constitution sa thr. [02:19:23] Speaker E: Oh yeah. No, he's too far away. Yes. I still haven't manage from foresight, but I'm no longer blessed. So that is a 19 on the die. 21. 22 and then 23. [02:19:45] Speaker A: Okay. With a 23 three you succeed. [02:19:49] Speaker E: Okay. [02:19:50] Speaker C: We all know it's 23. [02:19:51] Speaker E: Okay. DC 23, you take six points of [02:19:55] Speaker A: fire, which reduces to three and five points of necrotic. So it's a total of 18. [02:19:58] Speaker B: It's either 23 or 22. [02:20:00] Speaker A: Yes, one of the two. [02:20:01] Speaker E: It's 22 or 23 for the thing that is at the beginning. Is that the Realm race? [02:20:07] Speaker A: Yeah, the Realm resort. [02:20:08] Speaker B: Okay. [02:20:10] Speaker C: We take the wins when we get them, guys. [02:20:12] Speaker B: Totally. [02:20:13] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. [02:20:14] Speaker B: I feel like we're playing Clue. [02:20:15] Speaker A: You know, like the most violent game of Clue ever. What are you doing, Javion? Okay, you are prone currently. [02:20:23] Speaker E: I am prone. [02:20:24] Speaker C: Would you like to use half your. [02:20:25] Speaker E: I would like to use my bonus action to summon my wings again. Okay, they return you and then half of my. After half my movement is still 45ft. [02:20:38] Speaker A: How much square he was on? Okay, cool. Sorry. You're saying. [02:20:43] Speaker E: Okay, over near my side. There's who's still over on. On that side. [02:20:48] Speaker A: You have Greta near you as well as Ragam and then wrong and Craig are on the baddie. [02:20:53] Speaker E: Is Craig doing good? [02:20:55] Speaker F: Good. I'm at 249. [02:20:57] Speaker E: Okay. [02:20:59] Speaker D: Are you flying again? You said [02:21:04] Speaker E: I'm going to fly. Fly. How far am I. How far away from Rogan? [02:21:10] Speaker A: You what? [02:21:11] Speaker E: How far am I from our wagon? [02:21:14] Speaker A: You are 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60. [02:21:24] Speaker E: Oh, that's 60 whole feet. [02:21:25] Speaker C: It is. [02:21:26] Speaker D: Yeah. It's weird. It does not feel that. [02:21:28] Speaker E: It doesn't look that far. Okay. [02:21:30] Speaker A: Because the maps gigantic. [02:21:33] Speaker E: I'm going to fly up and you can put. I have 45ft. So I am going to use that to fly up and over to where I am maybe 15ft off the ground and within 40ft of Rowena. [02:21:49] Speaker A: Okay. [02:21:49] Speaker E: And Greta, [02:21:57] Speaker D: Six times five is 30. [02:21:59] Speaker A: There you go. [02:22:00] Speaker D: So wait, so do you want to be. You said you want to be within 40ft. [02:22:04] Speaker E: I need to be within 40ft for my. [02:22:06] Speaker C: Yep, there you go. [02:22:07] Speaker E: We are. [02:22:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:22:08] Speaker E: Okay. And then I'm. I'm not that far off the ground. I assume Craig and Ron Grimm are not that high up Zorgrim. [02:22:19] Speaker A: Rongrim's on his hip, and so far, Craig is where he is. [02:22:23] Speaker E: Okay, So I will aim up. Yes, absolutely. When I. I just say stop lying and stop lying Wormword. And I'm gonna use. I am going to use a sorcery point to do empowered spell. And so for six of those, I can re roll six of those die of my cool 20 D6. And that is a Dex Save DC20. [02:23:04] Speaker C: Do you need D6s or are you just gonna re roll? [02:23:08] Speaker E: How many you got? I have five. [02:23:09] Speaker C: Well, there's a lot of D6s right next to you in there. [02:23:18] Speaker A: Zorgrim is going to burn his first legendary resistance. [02:23:26] Speaker D: Question is, how many does he have? [02:23:28] Speaker E: At least three. [02:23:29] Speaker C: Hey. [02:23:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:23:29] Speaker C: Hey. I mean, that means he thinks that this is a big enough spell to do something again. [02:23:34] Speaker E: Okay. Okay. [02:23:37] Speaker C: So way harder than I thought it was going to be. [02:23:41] Speaker E: 3, 4, 5, 6. Rerolled. Okay. 10, 20, 30, 35, 39. [02:23:58] Speaker G: It's quiet. [02:23:59] Speaker E: 40. Okay, 42 from the first 10 of the 20. [02:24:04] Speaker A: Phenomenal. [02:24:05] Speaker E: Okay, so that's the first half. [02:24:07] Speaker A: Listen, it sounds like a lot of dice. [02:24:09] Speaker C: It is. [02:24:11] Speaker E: Okay, 33 for the second half. So 42 plus 33 is 75. And then 5 more radiant. And because. Because of the blessing of Yana, this was all radiant. So that was 75 radiant damage. [02:24:36] Speaker A: Well, plus 5. [02:24:37] Speaker E: 80 radiant damage. Half to 40. Because he saved. [02:24:42] Speaker F: Is he vulnerable to radiant for sure? [02:24:47] Speaker G: We don't know. [02:24:47] Speaker B: No. Sad. [02:24:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:24:49] Speaker A: The God's not vulnerable to any damages. That is an incredible weakness. Go ahead and describe to me what it is as you deal. An eighth level Wormwood for 80 damage. [02:25:06] Speaker E: I think that as the fire leaves his mouth because of the way she cast it and it being the turning into the first flame from the blessing, I kind of feel like as he cast it, so much of. I don't know, like his soul goes into it. Like it comes from his mouth, but it also comes from all of him, just like shining light and just all of his emotion and also just like his love. Of creation and wanting to exist and. [02:25:42] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Those fundamental desires, those deepest. [02:25:45] Speaker E: Yes. [02:25:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:25:47] Speaker E: Because Zorgo, for so long tried to tell him that he knew what Sa wanted and tried to turn those for his things. And yeah, with that. And then having his bonus action to summon the wings. I will also. And again also, I said stop lying to him before I cast it. And then at the end of my turn, [02:26:16] Speaker D: Me. [02:26:19] Speaker E: How far am I from Craig? [02:26:22] Speaker A: You're far. [02:26:23] Speaker C: Oh, way too far. What are you trying to do? Way more than four. [02:26:26] Speaker E: Yeah, okay. But me, Greta and Rowena all heal by [02:26:34] Speaker A: Sicken. [02:26:39] Speaker E: 11 hit points. [02:26:45] Speaker A: Actually, this song is quite 11 intense enough Javian where you're standing, you. You push yourself back up on the ground and fly yourself back up with your wings. And as you shout, stop lying. The your hair like flies on end. And the gold flame licks up from your mouth and you. It turns at its top and that gold plume of fire burns up the side of him. And you watch him, like, turn and like, raise a hand. And literally his legendary resistance is him unraveling some of the magic himself. Like seeing the danger of that golden fire coming up. And it still burns across his wings, on the side of him. And as the fire burns away, he just turns and looks at you with a consummate. A perfect. A holy hatred, a divinely horrible and evil hatred. And he just. And that is the end of your turn. We'll go to wronggrim's turn. [02:27:52] Speaker C: Heck yeah. I need to make a save. [02:27:54] Speaker A: You do. [02:27:56] Speaker F: How many hit points do you have? [02:27:59] Speaker C: Me? 301. [02:28:03] Speaker E: I thought you were asking Sorcro. [02:28:05] Speaker F: Hey, Energy, how many headphones do you have right now? [02:28:10] Speaker B: He has at least a hundred. [02:28:15] Speaker F: My. My guess is he has 2, 000 hit points. [02:28:18] Speaker D: Whoa. [02:28:19] Speaker B: Really? [02:28:19] Speaker F: That's my guess? [02:28:21] Speaker B: I mean, I guess he's a God. Yeah. Yeah. No, that makes sense. [02:28:24] Speaker F: And colossal. [02:28:26] Speaker C: Oh, man. I took all my people. [02:28:28] Speaker B: I need to become colossal. Imagine a hundred foot Janice. [02:28:32] Speaker F: Can you imagine 23 if Janice farted as a colossal. That'd be really awful. [02:28:38] Speaker A: That'd be crazy. Can you imagine if you had to go to the bathroom? [02:28:43] Speaker B: Like, what would you do? You'd fill a swimming pool. [02:28:45] Speaker A: Yeah, you would. [02:28:47] Speaker B: We were talking about what if Janice became colossal and it was just 100 foot Janice and then Micah was. [02:28:55] Speaker A: So that goes down to what would [02:28:57] Speaker B: you do with it? [02:28:58] Speaker D: Can you imagine picking up. [02:29:02] Speaker B: Imagine the doggy bag. [02:29:04] Speaker A: Not to take away. I was trying to communicate the damage to Daniel. [02:29:07] Speaker D: Sorry. [02:29:07] Speaker A: It's okay. From the intense proximity to his aura wrong. Grim took 36 points of damage, but he saved and is resistant to both. So it went down to nine. [02:29:16] Speaker G: Wow. Let's go, Daniel. [02:29:18] Speaker A: I would like to continue flanking roll [02:29:21] Speaker C: to attack this bad boy. [02:29:26] Speaker A: Crazy dichotomy. [02:29:27] Speaker C: I got a 32 for the first one. I got a 25 for the second one. [02:29:37] Speaker B: That will hit. Oh, we can hear you, by the way. [02:29:40] Speaker A: Sorry, bud. That's the downside to the lavalier. I'm sorry. 33. You have to hand it to Jack. You'd say, hey, can you crunch this for me? 33 on the third one. [02:29:47] Speaker C: Excellent. I hit all of them. [02:29:48] Speaker A: Yes, you do. [02:29:49] Speaker B: And if you. [02:29:50] Speaker F: If you do have your buds, then [02:29:52] Speaker B: you would hear the noises you make, [02:29:58] Speaker C: Daniel. [02:29:59] Speaker F: I can even hear it from there. [02:30:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:30:02] Speaker A: Sor blocks the note passing. He said no, no. He said, yeah, very well. We hear it when you roll it way far away. [02:30:10] Speaker C: So. Sorry. [02:30:12] Speaker A: Just deaf so you don't know. [02:30:20] Speaker G: Yeah, I can't. I can't. [02:30:22] Speaker A: Sorry, bud. [02:30:25] Speaker G: I'll be quiet. [02:30:25] Speaker D: Remember, you can mute it. [02:30:27] Speaker G: I have been muted. [02:30:28] Speaker D: Yeah, [02:30:32] Speaker F: yeah. [02:30:32] Speaker B: I'm sorry. [02:30:42] Speaker C: That was terrible damage, guys. [02:30:45] Speaker A: He says before saying only the big number. [02:30:48] Speaker C: I'm trying. I got 108 points of damage. [02:31:02] Speaker A: He said right before saying 10 terrible damage. [02:31:06] Speaker C: It was lower than last time. That's what was terrible about it. [02:31:09] Speaker G: It was lower than last time by like, like five points. [02:31:13] Speaker C: Yeah. But. [02:31:14] Speaker A: Yeah, you guys don't get it. [02:31:16] Speaker C: You don't get it. I. I need to kill him before [02:31:18] Speaker A: he kills my friends. [02:31:19] Speaker C: Okay. [02:31:20] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [02:31:21] Speaker E: My eighth level spell ended up doing 40, so. [02:31:24] Speaker C: Yeah, that's true. [02:31:25] Speaker E: That's true. I did more with my cantrip wrong. [02:31:29] Speaker A: Really breaking the visual to me on what it looks like as you deal. 108 damage. [02:31:33] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean, I think my. My goal is to get to the. Is this called the crown of your. What's this called in the. [02:31:44] Speaker G: Like the nape of your neck? [02:31:45] Speaker A: Yes, the nape of your nape of your neck. [02:31:46] Speaker C: Very much like if anyone's seen Attack on Titan, I feel like he's going [02:31:49] Speaker A: to do something like that. [02:31:51] Speaker C: And so he's just. He can't really continue to look at all the hurt and despair of his friends because if he does, he will get bogged down in too much. And so he grabs his trident and again just. He goes. He like fall. He like jumps a bit. [02:32:07] Speaker A: Oh, sick. Daniel, that's so cool. [02:32:10] Speaker C: And then he just. That keeps doing that. [02:32:12] Speaker A: Awesome. [02:32:12] Speaker C: And I think I. I hopefully get up to his shoulder. But again, as I'm going, I just bring out Corona's Bane. And I just start carving again. Again. I don't need to really, so feel like I'm stabbing in. [02:32:24] Speaker A: Yeah, just carving as you go up. [02:32:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:32:26] Speaker A: So Wrongdon where you are at the hip, you throw yourself off of him to launch yourself back for the range. And then launch remnant up as you fall. And as you stabs into his chest, you pull yourself up and rake up the side of Zorgon with Corona's Bane. Launching yourself up to your shoulder. You take your third piercing with the trident to position yourself there. And you watch as there are heavy fractures down the side of his chest and shoulder. And he. He again hisses with wrath. And you feel like. I mean, you are. He is starting to look significantly damaged as you carve away immense slabs of him. And every time you strike with remnants, there are great flashes of the golden fire and power. I think. He's getting tired of you, Ranbir. [02:33:16] Speaker E: Yeah, he is. How. How could you ever get tired of wrong Grim? He's a delight. [02:33:22] Speaker C: Well, I mean, I haven't tried to kill y', all, so. [02:33:25] Speaker D: That's true. If you did, I'd probably. [02:33:30] Speaker B: Yeah, he just be like, oh, at [02:33:32] Speaker A: the end of wrong, Grim's turn. [02:33:34] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [02:33:35] Speaker A: I need you to give me a deck saving throw. Wrong. [02:33:36] Speaker C: Oh, I have advantage. [02:33:41] Speaker E: I was heard as death safe. And I was so confused and scared. [02:33:44] Speaker C: You're just dead now. [02:33:45] Speaker A: He goes, you're dead. [02:33:48] Speaker E: Cast die. [02:33:50] Speaker A: Oh, buddy. I saw those rolls, friend. Oh, buddy. [02:34:02] Speaker E: I'm gonna start abating in my note. [02:34:04] Speaker C: I'm gonna use my inspiration. I feel like it might be a good time. [02:34:08] Speaker B: I agree. [02:34:09] Speaker C: Thank you. I. I'm glad. I'm going to give you a second chance, my friend. [02:34:17] Speaker A: That was a mistake. [02:34:19] Speaker B: It was worse. [02:34:20] Speaker C: 17. That's okay. We're all good. [02:34:32] Speaker B: I think I need to be cozier. [02:34:35] Speaker C: You need to be cozier. [02:34:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:34:37] Speaker G: It's getting close to that time. [02:34:38] Speaker A: I know in. [02:34:40] Speaker C: Sun's getting real low. [02:34:42] Speaker A: Sun's getting real low, big guy. [02:34:44] Speaker D: Bedtime, guys. Night. Night for Zork. [02:34:50] Speaker E: Okay, let's pack it in. [02:34:53] Speaker G: I feel like I'm measuring my own resources. I'm like, okay, resistant to again. When do I bring out the candy? [02:34:59] Speaker C: Poison. Cold. [02:35:00] Speaker D: Fire. [02:35:00] Speaker C: Necrotic. [02:35:01] Speaker E: When alcohol comes out. [02:35:02] Speaker C: Bludgeoning, piercing, slashing. [02:35:04] Speaker A: That's a set. [02:35:05] Speaker B: It's already started, girl. [02:35:08] Speaker C: It is awesome. [02:35:08] Speaker B: Get with the program. [02:35:14] Speaker A: Run. As you strike into him so much being the individual to deal the most damage. Zorgrim's patience wears thin. And he ripped rips you from his shoulder. And as he holds you there in his palm. He looks at you and he says, in the end, you've done nothing. As the beam of hate envelops Robin. And you're gonna take some damage, and I need you to give me a strength 7. Stay attached here. Yeah, it's gonna be for sure really high. Dc, I'm gonna go ahead and. Before you roll, I'm gonna go ahead and call this D.C. i'm gonna say 33, because you're taking an insane amount of damage trying to. [02:36:05] Speaker C: Hold on. [02:36:07] Speaker E: Oh, so that was mythic. [02:36:08] Speaker A: It's looking good. [02:36:09] Speaker C: It's looking good, guys. I got a 37, so. [02:36:15] Speaker A: Nope, I got a 38. Incredible. All right, just give me one second. [02:36:21] Speaker C: That's 30. [02:36:22] Speaker G: 34. [02:36:22] Speaker A: An insane amount of math. [02:36:23] Speaker C: That's not how that works. I. I'm so sorry. I got a 35. I did math wrong. Okay. [02:36:30] Speaker A: Still safe. [02:36:34] Speaker E: I can't believe he has said your whole life has been worthless. That was really mean of him. [02:36:40] Speaker A: You know, I don't like him. [02:36:43] Speaker C: This guy bad. [02:36:47] Speaker A: Hold on. Sorry, one second. There's a lot of math here. Okay, you're gonna take 128 points of fire damage. [02:36:56] Speaker C: Is that already halved? [02:36:57] Speaker A: Oh, no. Excuse me. Necrotic damage. No fire. [02:37:00] Speaker C: 128. [02:37:01] Speaker A: So this you're resistant to. [02:37:02] Speaker C: Yes. [02:37:02] Speaker A: So that's gonna halve to 64. And then you're gonna take another. [02:37:08] Speaker D: Ah. [02:37:08] Speaker C: From more of the stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [02:37:10] Speaker A: This part you're not resistant to. [02:37:12] Speaker E: Thank you. [02:37:12] Speaker C: Appreciate that. You did that for me. [02:37:14] Speaker A: I got your back, dude. [02:37:16] Speaker B: Trying to. [02:37:16] Speaker A: Trying to be useful. I think it'd be stinky if I didn't. No, no, there's some. [02:37:25] Speaker E: Three. [02:37:29] Speaker C: I was doing 12. Come on. [02:37:31] Speaker A: I was doing 12. [02:37:35] Speaker B: Okay. [02:37:37] Speaker D: Are you half. [02:37:40] Speaker C: Not yet. [02:37:40] Speaker B: Okay. [02:37:41] Speaker C: I probably will be after the statements, though. [02:37:45] Speaker E: Yeah, don't answer that question until you can't answer the how are you doing? Question until it's rolled. [02:37:51] Speaker D: Yeah, well, I just. I didn't know beforehand if it. [02:37:55] Speaker C: No. [02:37:56] Speaker A: And then you're gonna take 142 points of lightning damage. [02:38:02] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [02:38:04] Speaker A: Which is going to bring you. [02:38:06] Speaker C: Wrong. [02:38:07] Speaker E: Wait, you rolled with it literally within one point of how much you roll to attack shading with that. That is so weird. [02:38:14] Speaker A: Wrong. You take a total of 270 points of damage. [02:38:18] Speaker F: Holy crap. [02:38:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:38:19] Speaker E: Wait, I thought you said 128 plus 142. [02:38:23] Speaker C: That's 170. [02:38:24] Speaker E: That is 170, not 160. You're right. Sorry. That was not what you rolled for. Davion, I can't do math. Take away my degree. [02:38:32] Speaker A: And as the horrible power envelops you and you are swallowed up within it, instead of peeling the flesh. Well, no. Instead of incinerating and annihilating the flesh from your body, that spirit. That fourth spirit. I mean, all the spirits wrap around you, but the fourth spirit literally lays over you and wraps you up inside of itself and, like, deflects the lethal force. [02:39:02] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:39:02] Speaker A: And even though, as it passes over, you are still, like, you know you are. Your hair is burned to you, and you know you are scarred and badly marred. But that fourth spirit holds you close and still maintains that truth. As Zorgom holds on to you. And as he drops you, like, thinking that you would be dead, you can catch on with. [02:39:23] Speaker C: Can I say something? [02:39:24] Speaker A: Yes, absolutely. [02:39:25] Speaker C: I think as he, like, I. I imagine that it's like I still. And I, like, still scrape across his chest a little bit. [02:39:31] Speaker D: Yeah. [02:39:32] Speaker C: And I just bellow up in a. A voice he doesn't use very often. One he probably hasn't used since his ship has saved his ship failed. That captain voice, he says, nothing we do to stop you is worthless. And so he just keeps holding on. [02:39:52] Speaker A: Very, very much hurt and very much bloodied also. Janus, it's your turn. [02:39:59] Speaker D: Okay. [02:40:00] Speaker B: I've already worked everything out. [02:40:02] Speaker A: Hell yeah, girl. [02:40:03] Speaker B: Janice is gonna use her bonus action, and she's going to use use one of the stones in her sword. [02:40:09] Speaker A: Oh, she's not puppy butting. [02:40:10] Speaker C: This is serious. [02:40:11] Speaker B: No, she's gonna poop over to this point right here. [02:40:13] Speaker E: Okay. [02:40:13] Speaker A: I'm gonna hand Daniel the mini, so yeah can put her over there. So where she is. Janice pulls out Nifty doom, Flips it down, stabs it in the ground. Just vanishes. Appears a distance. [02:40:28] Speaker B: And then Janice is gonna cast at sixth level. [02:40:32] Speaker D: Let's go. Let's go. [02:40:33] Speaker B: Investiture of flame. [02:40:35] Speaker E: Oh. [02:40:36] Speaker A: Not what I was expecting. All right. [02:40:38] Speaker E: Whoa. We've never seen this before. [02:40:39] Speaker A: Totally unexpected. [02:40:41] Speaker B: I'm immune to fire damage. [02:40:43] Speaker D: Oh. What? [02:40:46] Speaker A: Holy crap. [02:40:47] Speaker B: Yes. [02:40:48] Speaker D: Wait, you're immune to fire damage? [02:40:49] Speaker B: What it says. [02:40:50] Speaker C: Yeah. And resistance to cold damage. [02:40:54] Speaker A: Oh, that's crazy. [02:40:57] Speaker E: Yo. [02:40:57] Speaker A: Effect on Janice. [02:41:00] Speaker C: Are you concentrating on that? [02:41:01] Speaker B: It's a concentration. [02:41:03] Speaker A: There's a concentration ring too. [02:41:06] Speaker E: Okay. It's been a long as well for my turn. This is super since it happened, but super small thing would let with Myth Carver. If an enemy uses a legendary resistance against me, I can get a D6 of temporary hit points. So this is my first time with this feat. Could I add that now? [02:41:22] Speaker C: Yes. [02:41:22] Speaker A: Yes. [02:41:22] Speaker E: That Changes, Duck. [02:41:23] Speaker A: Totally. Totally. [02:41:24] Speaker E: Because that's not what we have to go back for. [02:41:26] Speaker A: There's a lot going on. It's all good. Janice, describe to us what it looks like as you appear in that spot and you cast this warding spell. [02:41:33] Speaker B: I feel like when I. When I show up in that spot, I feel like the. The magic, like, builds around me and it's like a. Like a sphere or. Like, that's what. You know what I'm saying? [02:41:44] Speaker A: Awesome. [02:41:45] Speaker D: Yes, that's it. [02:41:46] Speaker A: As you work to the other place, Janice, you trace all these intricate glyphs over yourself, and as you pull them together, you shatter them, and the pieces scatter at your feet as if the illusory glyphic pieces suddenly had weight to them. And where they fall to the ground, it's like they ignite with matter. And then. And the investiture of flame comes in the form of this gold fire burning around you at your feet and warding you from all other flame and protecting you from getting cold. [02:42:12] Speaker B: Getting hot, too. [02:42:13] Speaker C: I know. [02:42:15] Speaker A: Phenomenal. Anything else for you, sir? [02:42:17] Speaker B: Nope, that's it. [02:42:18] Speaker F: Sick. [02:42:18] Speaker E: Thank you. [02:42:20] Speaker A: The end of Janus Turn. Zorgrim is going to use another legendary action. He's going to fire, Heal, fire. A loathsome blast. He's feeling annoyed with a lot of people. He'll fire at JV. [02:42:48] Speaker E: Um, [02:42:50] Speaker C: 38 at this. He's already at disadvantage. [02:42:54] Speaker E: At whom? [02:42:54] Speaker D: At who? [02:42:56] Speaker B: Jvan. [02:42:57] Speaker D: Oh, okay. [02:42:59] Speaker E: But how far am I from him? [02:43:02] Speaker B: Pretty close. Probably 60ft. [02:43:05] Speaker E: Yeah, I don't think he does. I think I counterspell it, period. [02:43:12] Speaker A: Phenomenal. [02:43:12] Speaker E: Just, like, straight up. He breath weapons me. I breath weapon him 50ft. He. He, like, tries to stop my attack. [02:43:20] Speaker A: That's sick. [02:43:21] Speaker E: I try. I stop his attack. [02:43:22] Speaker A: Javian, talk to me about what it looks like as. As the Hate King, the former owner of your soul, fires a beam out to slaughter you, and you unravel the magic. Tell me what that looks like. [02:43:34] Speaker G: Sick. [02:43:35] Speaker E: Yeah, I see it coming at me and, like, Shavian is in, like, you know, a state of. I think he's feeling everything times ten, every possible emotion. And as it comes at me, I reach my hand out and feeling kind of like. Janice. [02:43:58] Speaker A: Yeah. Heck, yeah. See, like, hey, own the mother. Go for it. [02:44:00] Speaker D: Be. [02:44:00] Speaker E: So just. Just have a moment of just, like, seeing through with my connection to magic and familiarity with his magic. Just, like. Just like, being able to almost, like, look into it and see the threads to pull apart and counterspell and just, like, have. Honestly, the darkness will turn to light. It just, like Dissipates back into the ether. [02:44:25] Speaker G: That's so cool. [02:44:26] Speaker A: As the beam flies at Eugeon, you. You do all this unraveling in a split moment in the time it takes for a projectile to cross a small space. And as the beam flies at you, as you raise your hand and unravel it, seeing into the arcane weave with your understanding of deep magic, you split the beam apart. You pull it into the ether as it reaches you. So the beam just scatters over you and disappears into nothing. Like reflecting light through a crystal. And it just like. But as it glances past you, it just turns into nothing. As it disappears. And where Zorgram looks proud and confident of the beam passing by you, it just doesn't strike you. And he just seethes with more anger. Bellows. That's sick. [02:45:13] Speaker E: Honestly, I think that is one of the best things I possibly could do in that reaction. [02:45:18] Speaker A: That is pretty phenomenal. Is Craig's turn. [02:45:21] Speaker F: Con save? [02:45:22] Speaker A: Yes, sir. [02:45:23] Speaker C: You know it. [02:45:24] Speaker A: Thank you. [02:45:24] Speaker F: Why do you always do that to me? [02:45:27] Speaker G: Cuz you're Craig. [02:45:28] Speaker F: Oh, cuz I'm Craig. [02:45:29] Speaker E: What you said. [02:45:31] Speaker G: Yes, sir. [02:45:31] Speaker E: Stop. [02:45:32] Speaker A: Do I always do that? [02:45:33] Speaker G: Huh? [02:45:35] Speaker D: What? [02:45:35] Speaker A: Do I always do that? [02:45:37] Speaker D: Do what? [02:45:37] Speaker A: Okay, good. I'm very confused by that interaction, but that's fine. I don't even know what it is that I do. [02:45:42] Speaker D: I don't know what you do. [02:45:43] Speaker F: He said yes, sir. [02:45:44] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [02:45:45] Speaker F: Been Biggie. [02:45:46] Speaker B: I forgot. I'm Craig. [02:45:50] Speaker A: Hey, if you're trying to measure a distance, Daniel, you could move that rod to be more in the center of Zorgam and reduce it by like another five feet. [02:45:58] Speaker B: No, it's okay. [02:45:59] Speaker A: Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I was wrong. [02:46:00] Speaker F: What is the DC that we know right now? [02:46:02] Speaker A: 23. You know this is. Yeah. [02:46:05] Speaker F: What is it? [02:46:05] Speaker C: 23. [02:46:06] Speaker F: Okay, 26. I'm sorry, that would actually be 27. [02:46:13] Speaker C: Get freaking owned. You know your DC, it got out. [02:46:17] Speaker F: It did. [02:46:18] Speaker A: Okay, so I'll go ahead and start rolling damage and you can do my thing. [02:46:27] Speaker F: What is 12 times three? [02:46:29] Speaker C: 36. [02:46:30] Speaker F: Okay, if it's more than 36, I would like to store it. [02:46:36] Speaker A: Or if it is like the words you just said. [02:46:37] Speaker F: But I'm going to keep moving cuz I have refraction. [02:46:41] Speaker A: Awesome. [02:46:43] Speaker F: I mean like roll to store it. [02:46:44] Speaker A: 14 plus 6 is 20. Okay, you take. Because you succeeded and all the damage is halved. You take 16 total damage. [02:46:52] Speaker B: 16 total. [02:46:52] Speaker A: That's freaking dumb. You're trying to use refraction. [02:46:58] Speaker F: If he does big boss stuff to me, then yeah. [02:47:02] Speaker A: Okay, so you're saying you don't want to utilize it because it's not much damage. [02:47:05] Speaker F: Yeah, because it's not. [02:47:06] Speaker A: Sorry. I'm with you. Understood. [02:47:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:47:08] Speaker A: I was like. I mean it being low doesn't stop you from doing it. [02:47:11] Speaker C: But I understand. [02:47:11] Speaker A: I understand what you're saying. [02:47:12] Speaker B: Okay, hold on. [02:47:15] Speaker F: I'm updating. [02:47:17] Speaker D: I have a question. [02:47:17] Speaker G: Yes. [02:47:19] Speaker A: What's up, Jiggle? [02:47:20] Speaker D: As with my dragon form, can I use my feet? Gift of the metallic dragon. [02:47:25] Speaker A: Yes. [02:47:26] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah. [02:47:26] Speaker A: You still have the feature. [02:47:28] Speaker D: So I can you. But I can use the protective wings. And I can also use the wings one cure wounds. I have. [02:47:34] Speaker A: Yep. Okay, Good to know. [02:47:38] Speaker F: What is his AC that we know so far? [02:47:40] Speaker C: 25. [02:47:41] Speaker F: 25. [02:47:42] Speaker C: Yeah. Remember, you have advantage on all your attacks and a D4 to all your attacks. [02:47:48] Speaker A: Okay, sorry. [02:47:52] Speaker F: That one is okay. That is. [02:47:54] Speaker A: I'm amazed that Greta has held on to bless this long. Abby said with a deep sigh. It's wild to be playing this live with all the details of the descriptions and other people doing things. Because when I was running these mock combats, like I'd get the entire thing done in like 24 hours. Because I was just. Yeah, there's no descriptions and I had all of your guys summarized. I knew there just was doing that every. I was just rolling numbers, adding things, changing, turning. Next thing. [02:48:27] Speaker F: The first one was a. Did you write down the first one? [02:48:29] Speaker A: You never told me a number. [02:48:30] Speaker F: It was 28 and 28. [02:48:31] Speaker A: Phenomenal. [02:48:33] Speaker C: Sick. [02:48:34] Speaker F: Okay, so I get to hit. [02:48:35] Speaker B: Yay. [02:48:36] Speaker A: You get to hit twice. Now I want to make a comment. Yes, you can just hit him directed with your sword. Here's the crazy thing. If you wanted, you could make ranged attacks and use that additional damage. Because he's so big, instead of aiming right next to you, you could aim at his wings or his tail and deal more damage by using those charges if you wanted. That would be. [02:49:00] Speaker F: That would be incredible because I could do one attack as melee and then one attack is ranged. [02:49:05] Speaker A: You absolutely could. [02:49:06] Speaker G: Great. Okay. [02:49:07] Speaker F: That's exactly what I'm gonna do. I am chronically stressed right now. [02:49:12] Speaker B: I feel. [02:49:13] Speaker A: This is a lot. This is a lot. [02:49:15] Speaker C: You know what's cool is, is that Janus can walk through the lava to get to Zor. [02:49:19] Speaker F: I believe it. [02:49:20] Speaker B: Perfect. I will. [02:49:21] Speaker A: I'll walk on what I've always wanted. [02:49:23] Speaker C: Who walk on lava? [02:49:24] Speaker B: Okay. [02:49:24] Speaker F: I'm using my last fourth level slot. [02:49:27] Speaker A: Phenomenal. [02:49:28] Speaker B: Do it. [02:49:29] Speaker F: I've never done this before, but to save time, I'm going to roll my D8s all together. [02:49:34] Speaker A: Do it. [02:49:35] Speaker F: I'm really scared of doing that because I have a superstition that that's going to be bad. [02:49:40] Speaker C: That's fair. [02:49:41] Speaker B: Okay. [02:49:42] Speaker A: I have a minor station that it'll be good. [02:49:46] Speaker F: And level four would be a seven. You said 78 for level four. [02:49:50] Speaker A: 68. [02:49:51] Speaker C: 68 for level four, but 78 for level five. [02:49:55] Speaker F: Okay. [02:49:55] Speaker B: Okay, we're doing level four. [02:49:58] Speaker A: I give you the stick. [02:49:59] Speaker E: Grabby. [02:50:00] Speaker G: Danger, Danger. Danger. [02:50:02] Speaker C: Sounds like stranger. Danger. [02:50:04] Speaker A: Stranger danger. [02:50:06] Speaker B: That too. [02:50:08] Speaker A: She doesn't have anything. She just wanted the stick. She's like those knuckles they're gonna get. [02:50:17] Speaker E: Yeah, I cast. [02:50:20] Speaker B: I cast. [02:50:20] Speaker D: Wap. [02:50:21] Speaker C: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not that one. [02:50:24] Speaker B: Yes, that one. [02:50:26] Speaker A: Yes, I get it. [02:50:30] Speaker B: That's why I'm saying we gotta ca. [02:50:34] Speaker A: Oh, Mike is in the zone. She's not blinking. Craig is up. Greta will be on deck. [02:50:42] Speaker B: Wait, Craig is. [02:50:43] Speaker A: Craig's going? [02:50:44] Speaker E: Yeah. [02:50:45] Speaker B: Okay. [02:50:48] Speaker G: It's your circle. [02:50:50] Speaker C: Circle. [02:50:51] Speaker G: Sorry, I'm trying to measure healing. [02:50:52] Speaker A: It's all good. Can you give us to her? I am tied to my rope. [02:50:56] Speaker B: I appreciate the help. [02:50:59] Speaker A: Hey, we're working as a team around here. [02:51:00] Speaker B: We need to. [02:51:03] Speaker G: Okay, silliness. 15 foot radius is a 30 foot circle, right? [02:51:07] Speaker A: Yes, because it's 15ft in one which [02:51:09] Speaker C: is bigger than that circle. [02:51:11] Speaker E: Radius is half the diameter. [02:51:13] Speaker A: Yes. You are measuring it correctly. Oh, you are measuring it correctly, right? You are doing that, right. [02:51:20] Speaker C: Okay. [02:51:21] Speaker G: It's pretty small on this big map. [02:51:23] Speaker A: Big map, man. Do you want the. [02:51:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:51:25] Speaker A: Okay. Okay, let's turn that [02:51:34] Speaker F: the. The first one is. [02:51:38] Speaker B: Okay, I'm. I'm. [02:51:40] Speaker A: You're doing great. [02:51:41] Speaker F: 51 for the first one. [02:51:43] Speaker A: 51 damage. That is excellent. [02:51:46] Speaker F: Is he undead? Just wondering. [02:51:49] Speaker D: No. [02:51:49] Speaker F: Gosh freaking dang it. [02:51:51] Speaker B: Okay. He's a rock though. [02:51:54] Speaker E: But like he's not. Not undead. [02:51:56] Speaker C: So if I can shatter at him. [02:51:58] Speaker A: I mean, he's undead in the way [02:51:59] Speaker B: that you guys are telling you. It could work. He's ab. [02:52:03] Speaker E: I considered shatter. [02:52:05] Speaker D: She already did. [02:52:06] Speaker B: She already pointed it to me. [02:52:09] Speaker E: It just does so little damage. It's not worth it. [02:52:10] Speaker C: It's so bad. Yeah. At this level, it's rough. [02:52:13] Speaker E: At this level, it's not worth it. Low levels. [02:52:16] Speaker A: When you did it. [02:52:16] Speaker E: One of my key spells. [02:52:17] Speaker B: When you did it during the Yepa fight, that was the coolest thing ever. [02:52:21] Speaker E: Because he had the constructs. Yeah. [02:52:23] Speaker B: Yeah, it was cool. [02:52:24] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:52:25] Speaker E: Shatter used to be a key. [02:52:26] Speaker A: Probably that was Shatter's real day in the sun. Like, that's. [02:52:28] Speaker E: Yes. [02:52:28] Speaker A: That's as good as shadow's ever gonna get it. [02:52:30] Speaker B: And we thought it was so big and strong, too. [02:52:33] Speaker C: Crazy. [02:52:34] Speaker A: It was a different time. Yeah. Different time. Also. This is in no way a diss as we play this incredibly prolonged combo. Players, if you want to pre prepare your turns, like, you don't have to if you like doing it live, but if you, like, know what you're gonna do and you want to go ahead and get your rolls out of the way, you can do that. When you get to your turn. [02:52:53] Speaker C: We're not having dead air, I think. [02:52:55] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, that's the idea. [02:52:56] Speaker B: Okay. [02:52:57] Speaker G: I didn't know we were allowed to do that. [02:52:58] Speaker A: You are allowed to do that. It has been clarified. [02:53:03] Speaker D: I like deciding I don't like before. I'm superstitious. [02:53:08] Speaker A: And it's fine. [02:53:09] Speaker D: If you don't want the turn, that's fine. [02:53:13] Speaker C: I'm going to do mine real quick. [02:53:15] Speaker A: Phenomenal. [02:53:16] Speaker E: Few people, as many die as you dice as you. [02:53:22] Speaker B: Perfect. [02:53:23] Speaker D: We love this. [02:53:25] Speaker A: Oh, Nickel's getting excited. [02:53:41] Speaker F: Okay, so 66 plus 51. 51, Micah. [02:53:47] Speaker A: That's a lot of damage. [02:53:49] Speaker F: Okay. And there's nothing else I can add? [02:53:52] Speaker A: No, that's a lot. [02:53:54] Speaker E: Let's go, Craig. [02:53:56] Speaker F: Oh, hey, question. [02:53:58] Speaker A: Yeah? [02:53:59] Speaker F: The temporary one, D6, is. Is that also for the ranged attack of Star Splinter? Okay, one second. [02:54:05] Speaker A: Like I said, I found another die. [02:54:08] Speaker E: Speaking of D6, don't worry about Javan. He has three temporary hit points right now. So we're. [02:54:12] Speaker C: We're doing good. We're doing good. [02:54:14] Speaker A: We're killing it, dude. [02:54:15] Speaker B: Everybody's on the other side. [02:54:18] Speaker F: Okay, so it's 51 and 71. [02:54:20] Speaker A: So phenomenal. [02:54:22] Speaker F: That's 122 damage. [02:54:24] Speaker E: Wait, how did you move so far? [02:54:25] Speaker A: Hell, yeah. 122 damage for Craig. That's phenomenal. [02:54:33] Speaker F: Cool. [02:54:35] Speaker A: That's cool. Pretty killer. Craig, could you go ahead and describe that to me? As you deal mass damage, one with a direct slice to him, and then the other firing your ranged attack at [02:54:44] Speaker F: him, I took it as inspiration from Ro, who attacked his, like, chest down to his crotch. I think I'm at the place where I could probably aim for his butthole. [02:55:02] Speaker D: All right. [02:55:04] Speaker A: What is this? [02:55:05] Speaker B: There should be an extra dice for that. [02:55:07] Speaker A: Is that the description you're giving me? [02:55:11] Speaker E: Yeah. [02:55:12] Speaker A: Okay, for the. [02:55:13] Speaker F: For the range, attack the other one. [02:55:15] Speaker G: I really wanted to attack at his puddle. [02:55:19] Speaker A: Excellent. All right. [02:55:20] Speaker C: You don't have to say that out loud, though. [02:55:22] Speaker A: So, Craig, with your weight, I'm getting written down. [02:55:24] Speaker E: You're gonna raise it. [02:55:27] Speaker B: I'm gonna aim for his butthole. No dragons have to poop. [02:55:35] Speaker C: You're telling me gods don't Do. [02:55:36] Speaker A: It's a fully obsidian organism. He does not consume or dead. He has no tablet. [02:55:42] Speaker B: So how is he not undead? Only? [02:55:45] Speaker A: I don't know. [02:55:47] Speaker C: Zach, [02:55:49] Speaker A: does the statue have a butthole? [02:55:51] Speaker C: No. [02:55:51] Speaker F: No, no. [02:55:52] Speaker A: And it's not undead. [02:55:53] Speaker C: You're telling me. David. [02:55:54] Speaker B: Wait. [02:55:55] Speaker A: He's a statue of David. Wait, do you really want to break this down right now? [02:56:00] Speaker B: No, I'm actually curious. [02:56:02] Speaker A: He's not an undead because he was not dead and then raised to life. That's the way. He's not an undead. Okay, then he doesn't have a metabolism because holy crap, he's on a whole other level of. Of existence. My man doesn't need to eat, sleep, he doesn't need any of those things. He doesn't need vitamins. He doesn't need nutrients. He is a living statue precipitating the fundamental. [02:56:22] Speaker G: Craig. [02:56:22] Speaker C: 122 points of damage. [02:56:23] Speaker B: So all deities are like that? [02:56:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [02:56:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:56:27] Speaker A: Well, and also. [02:56:28] Speaker D: No. [02:56:29] Speaker A: No. Many deities are incredible. This one's a giant obsidian dragon. The other guys you've met have been like big humanoid. They're incredible different. [02:56:37] Speaker B: I just went like. [02:56:37] Speaker C: Right. But they probably don't eat nutrients in the same way. [02:56:40] Speaker B: That's what I was asking. [02:56:40] Speaker E: Okay. [02:56:41] Speaker G: We're so in the sauce. [02:56:42] Speaker D: Yeah. [02:56:42] Speaker G: Anyway, this is us. This is the sauce. [02:56:47] Speaker A: Why was it this way [02:56:51] Speaker F: up the bottom? [02:56:52] Speaker C: It all comes back to the butt, baby. [02:56:53] Speaker A: Anyway, it all comes back to the butt. What we need. Craig, you fly up with your. With your wings. And as you slash out with Star splinter at his inner flank, it is a deep gash and you fracture some of the stone and where you all cut. You guys notice that sometimes as you make fractures in him, blood flows not from the places you cut, but from the other fractures in him. And Javion, as you know well enough, it's not his blood. You are just weakening the form. And you are nearing his connection to the bloodied court, to you are. You are thinning the barrier between his physical body and the spirit that propels it. And you are pulling the bloodied court to where you are letting the blood flow. [02:57:38] Speaker E: Because I'm not joking when I say blood of the innocent. [02:57:40] Speaker A: Yeah. No. And so, as you make that deep gash at his flank, Craig, you turn and you fire off. You shatter star splinter into the many flechettes that rotate around and pierce in and charade all around the top of his knee and his leg. And you are making deep gashes, and there are deep cracks. And Zorum's starting to look really significantly hurt as your sword Reforms in this desperate moment of fighting for your world's survival. [02:58:05] Speaker F: Can I yell up at him something? Yeah, I'm going to yell up. Actually, never mind. [02:58:12] Speaker E: I don't have anything to say. [02:58:13] Speaker A: Good energy. We go to word. [02:58:16] Speaker D: It was going to be about a [02:58:17] Speaker A: butthole at the end the day of Craig's turn. He will load some blast. Well, he knows he who he has to kill. He'll load some blast. Ueg. [02:58:34] Speaker B: What? Janice K. Counter spell. [02:58:38] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Okay. He. He summons with his incredible power, but it's. It would be an unimpressive. You don't have to roll, Kira. [02:58:49] Speaker B: I was rolling to get my spells on. [02:58:51] Speaker A: Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's a chance. Just get it automatically. It would be a simple feat if you weren't blocking a cantrip from a God, but from his. It still takes an incredible amount of focus and effort to unravel the magics and dissipate them. But the beam again doesn't reach him. And you see the rage growing in Zorgo's face. It's not desperation, it's just surmounting hate. [02:59:14] Speaker E: How's it getting more. How's it getting more bad and more. [02:59:16] Speaker B: I don't think he can get more hateful. [02:59:18] Speaker A: Okay, okay. [02:59:22] Speaker B: It wasn't a challenge. [02:59:23] Speaker E: It wasn't a challenge. [02:59:24] Speaker C: Understood. [02:59:25] Speaker A: We got a greatest turn difficulty. [02:59:27] Speaker E: It's just amazement as the supernatural level. [02:59:29] Speaker D: Understood? [02:59:30] Speaker B: Understood. Yes. [02:59:33] Speaker G: Okay. If someone could help me out, figure this out. Actually, Craig, what is your. What can I ask when HP crank is. [02:59:41] Speaker E: Absolutely. [02:59:41] Speaker A: You can. You can ask, like, how. Like, how does he look? How's he doing? [02:59:44] Speaker G: How's Craig looking? [02:59:47] Speaker F: If there were two and a three and. And another number. [02:59:51] Speaker A: Thank you for respecting that. [02:59:53] Speaker G: I'm sorry, I don't know what that means. [02:59:55] Speaker B: I think she's good. [02:59:58] Speaker G: Can someone help me? I want to get. [03:00:01] Speaker B: Needs it and Ron Grimm needs it for sure. [03:00:03] Speaker C: I'm looking rough, buddy. [03:00:05] Speaker B: Like, really rough. [03:00:06] Speaker D: If you have to focus, Ron Grimm's [03:00:08] Speaker G: on this side right there. [03:00:10] Speaker A: He's got the raging ring. [03:00:11] Speaker D: So you're. [03:00:12] Speaker G: Can I have the circle again, please? [03:00:14] Speaker A: What. Can I ask what spell you're trying to cast? [03:00:15] Speaker G: Well, I'm trying to decide. I'm deciding. [03:00:20] Speaker D: So are you six? Is she 60ft? Is that 60ft from. That's 60ft from rock. [03:00:27] Speaker G: 5, 10, 15, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45. 50. Yeah, 50. Okay. So let's see now. [03:00:35] Speaker A: Are you trying to do a spell with a radius? [03:00:36] Speaker G: Yes. [03:00:37] Speaker A: That means you could. [03:00:37] Speaker C: You could. [03:00:38] Speaker A: No, you could pick a point between Them and it'd be 25ft in each direction. [03:00:41] Speaker G: Yeah. Oh, 25ft in each direction because it's a radius out. [03:00:45] Speaker E: So 30 foot radius would do it, [03:00:46] Speaker A: but not 15 because you've already successfully measured that distance is 50. So if you have a spell with 30 foot radiance, you could. Then there's nothing to measure. You can plan it. [03:00:54] Speaker C: You. [03:00:54] Speaker A: You could plant it in there and you could get all of you. [03:00:56] Speaker E: Oh, 60 foot radius can get everyone over there for sure. [03:00:59] Speaker A: In fact, Abby. [03:01:00] Speaker G: Yeah. [03:01:00] Speaker A: You could not move. You could stay further away and you could still get all of you. [03:01:04] Speaker B: Okay with wrong. [03:01:05] Speaker G: Grim. [03:01:06] Speaker A: Wait, is it 60? Hold on, hold on. [03:01:07] Speaker G: It's 60 foot. [03:01:08] Speaker A: That's 60 point to the point you can pick to heal at. [03:01:12] Speaker G: 30 foot radius. [03:01:13] Speaker A: Gotcha. [03:01:13] Speaker G: Sphere centered on that point. [03:01:15] Speaker A: So you could put a sphere in all of them and you could get everybody. You would need to move in a little closer to get. [03:01:20] Speaker E: So get within 60ft of Rondgrim. [03:01:24] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [03:01:26] Speaker C: You're. Does she need to make a save? [03:01:28] Speaker E: Cuz she's too far away and then she could fly. I'll let her do this slightly away from Javion after that perhaps to the right of Xavian, so at least it's not the same beam. [03:01:44] Speaker G: Okay, hold on, hold on. [03:01:46] Speaker A: You are correct. No, it's okay. It's okay. Anywhere in there. So you have already determined. [03:01:50] Speaker G: I put it right. [03:01:51] Speaker A: If you put a point in the middle, you'll hit everybody. [03:01:53] Speaker G: I will hit. [03:01:54] Speaker A: You get anywhere in there, you'll still hit everybody. [03:01:56] Speaker G: But I have to be within range of this square to cast it on that spot. [03:02:00] Speaker A: No, because you have a 60 foot. Because you have a 60 foot radius at 35 all the way. No, excuse me, six foot range. Because there's six foot range. You could be all the way over here and cast it. But if you want to get yourself in the healing too, you just also need to be close. [03:02:13] Speaker E: Yeah. [03:02:14] Speaker G: Okay. [03:02:14] Speaker A: That's all. But if you put that, if you put it this fear in the center of that, you'll get them. [03:02:17] Speaker G: So I'm gonna put a sphere right here. [03:02:19] Speaker E: Awesome. [03:02:20] Speaker G: How far away can I. I want to get you. [03:02:23] Speaker A: If you get like just in between. [03:02:26] Speaker G: I don't need it. So I don't want to be inside. [03:02:27] Speaker A: Oh. [03:02:28] Speaker E: So I want to be as far away. [03:02:29] Speaker A: Yeah, you be somewhere over here. You could be like. You just have to be away from that. [03:02:35] Speaker D: Yeah. 60ft away from the sphere. [03:02:39] Speaker A: So basically pick us a point vaguely over there and we'll tell you whether or not it's in range. Where would you like to be? What looks like a good place. You could be on this side of that rock. [03:02:47] Speaker G: I would like to be on this side of this rock. [03:02:49] Speaker D: She's flanking the rock. Rock has been flanked. [03:02:54] Speaker G: And I want to put it right here. [03:02:55] Speaker A: You can do that? [03:02:56] Speaker B: Perfect. [03:02:56] Speaker G: So I can get Rongrim Ro Dragon. [03:03:00] Speaker B: Okay. As much as you can. [03:03:03] Speaker G: As much as I can? [03:03:04] Speaker B: Well, like maybe. Maybe not top top, but like shavings at three, right? [03:03:09] Speaker E: Okay. [03:03:09] Speaker G: Well, I have a. I can do my three. [03:03:12] Speaker E: Yeah, no, I'm at 70. I have three tip. [03:03:16] Speaker C: Gosh. [03:03:17] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. [03:03:19] Speaker E: My joke was that I got extra temporary hit points, but the temporary points from something. And my joke was it was so [03:03:25] Speaker B: low, and I thought that that was. [03:03:28] Speaker G: Sorry. [03:03:30] Speaker E: I'm bad, but not that bad. [03:03:33] Speaker B: Scary. [03:03:34] Speaker A: You can say he's a baddie. [03:03:35] Speaker B: What? [03:03:36] Speaker C: She is a baddie. [03:03:38] Speaker E: Javen is a baddie. Okay. [03:03:39] Speaker G: I'm gonna cast mass cure wounds at the freaking seventh level. [03:03:44] Speaker A: Whoa. [03:03:46] Speaker G: And so I'm gonna roll five D8, add them points. [03:03:50] Speaker D: Yikes. [03:03:51] Speaker A: She got the bag. [03:03:53] Speaker G: See how I need to see how fast I can get these guys. [03:03:57] Speaker B: Okay. [03:03:59] Speaker D: What do you need? [03:04:00] Speaker G: No, don't talk to me. [03:04:01] Speaker D: Would you like to use mine? [03:04:02] Speaker E: No. [03:04:02] Speaker D: Okay. I mean, I get it. How dare you. I understand. [03:04:05] Speaker C: You know what you just asked. Terrible. [03:04:08] Speaker A: After Zorgrim goes, it will be Ueg's turn and then Roe. If Ueg and Roe wanted to be pre planning those turns, you're right. So, Jackie, that dice in the middle of the D8, that's next to the bright green one. And then the red black one. No, no, that's a D6. [03:04:24] Speaker E: That one. [03:04:24] Speaker A: It's really pretty. [03:04:25] Speaker D: It's a burger dice. You gave it to me. [03:04:28] Speaker C: It's a burger. [03:04:29] Speaker A: It is a burger. [03:04:31] Speaker D: Yeah, he's Bob Burger Dice. [03:04:33] Speaker A: That's the third gift I've seen today that someone said, you gave this to me. And I went. I didn't know why. [03:04:37] Speaker D: Actually, I believe it was from you and Landon. I actually picked it out. [03:04:41] Speaker G: I rolled so stinking well. But I'm gonna do the math, which is. [03:04:45] Speaker D: Let's go, Ron rom. [03:04:46] Speaker G: We got 14. Nice. [03:04:49] Speaker C: I'm hoping to get to. [03:04:51] Speaker F: Sorry. [03:04:51] Speaker G: That was a D100. [03:04:55] Speaker A: You guys got 85 hit points. That's awesome. Sorry. That was a D100. [03:05:04] Speaker G: That's gonna be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 5, 5. [03:05:17] Speaker A: Oh, are you just. [03:05:19] Speaker C: My wife has two of those. [03:05:20] Speaker G: That's gonna be 38 points. [03:05:22] Speaker A: 38 points of healing. That's phenomenal. 38 points of healing, [03:05:29] Speaker G: Javian and dragon. Dragon. And I'm gonna move my 1, 2 [03:05:34] Speaker C: back to triple digits. Thanks. [03:05:36] Speaker G: You can go 3, 4, 15, 20. [03:05:38] Speaker A: Nice. [03:05:38] Speaker F: Am I in there? [03:05:39] Speaker A: It'll get there. You're not. [03:05:41] Speaker G: No. [03:05:41] Speaker E: Wait, how is Craig not. [03:05:42] Speaker C: He's on the other side of. [03:05:44] Speaker B: Wrong side. [03:05:44] Speaker A: He's on the other side. [03:05:46] Speaker C: He's the one unpainted. [03:05:51] Speaker A: That's, that's a record. Greta, any. You don't have to. Any particulars on how. What that healing looks like or. It's fine if we're just moving along. [03:06:00] Speaker G: Yeah, I think again, it's just the eye and the, the symbol, like rippling out like from the center of the symbol circle. Like, I'd say the symbol of the maker. Like rippling out from the center of the eye. The circle just like washing over with golden and green light is how it happens. [03:06:17] Speaker A: That is sick. Phenomenal. Okay, excellent turn, Greta. At the end of your turn, how long is this stick Zorgrim's eye? Do not recall. Oh, well, you know what? It's 36. No, no, I know that it's 36 inches. Every single marking is an inch. So 36 times 5 is. 120. Yes, yes, it's 120ft at the end of Greta's turn Zorgor. [03:06:46] Speaker G: I didn't roll my. Was I far enough away to not roll my con? [03:06:50] Speaker A: No. That's right. We never did that. [03:06:51] Speaker G: Thank you, Abby. I'm sorry. [03:06:52] Speaker A: I'm gonna be honest. [03:06:53] Speaker E: I forgot. [03:06:54] Speaker A: You know what, Abby? You rolled that whole. You nailed that whole turn on your own. Nobody helped you with your math. You did it timely and you remembered the, the feature. I'm inspiration, dude. You are mastering some of these characteristics [03:07:05] Speaker D: and abilities now 90ft away from row. From what I'm measuring. [03:07:09] Speaker G: You take five. [03:07:10] Speaker D: I just want someone to check. [03:07:11] Speaker G: Do I roll con? [03:07:13] Speaker A: Yes. [03:07:14] Speaker C: Thank you. [03:07:14] Speaker A: Sorry. [03:07:16] Speaker G: Oh, well, you know, I take it anyway. [03:07:17] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah, cool. [03:07:19] Speaker G: Like, that's a plus. [03:07:22] Speaker A: It's all right. We'll just. [03:07:23] Speaker G: This goes one. [03:07:23] Speaker D: Okay. [03:07:24] Speaker G: It's. I rolled a three. [03:07:25] Speaker A: So awesome. You're gonna take 11 points of damage from the aura. So you do need to make a constitution concentration check. A DC10. [03:07:34] Speaker D: He said it was 120. [03:07:37] Speaker A: Maintain. [03:07:37] Speaker E: Bless. [03:07:38] Speaker D: Okay. [03:07:39] Speaker G: Oh, you, you okay. [03:07:41] Speaker F: Are you done with the scissors, Abby? [03:07:42] Speaker G: Yes. [03:07:43] Speaker A: Rox has been christened. She's very wet. [03:07:46] Speaker D: Oh, no, I didn't see that. [03:07:49] Speaker E: She got it. [03:07:49] Speaker A: I, I, I was notifying you for. [03:07:53] Speaker G: This is just blank. No, I don't add anything. [03:07:56] Speaker A: You know, for the sake of the. Just your Con modifier. My con and a D4. It might be worth keeping that drink. Yeah, I don't know. [03:08:04] Speaker D: The other one had a lid, so I was. I had four. [03:08:07] Speaker G: I got an 11. [03:08:10] Speaker A: That will save. That will just save. Buddy. You maintain concentration for phenomenal. At the end of Greta's turn, Zorgrim is understanding the pattern, so. [03:08:21] Speaker F: Oh. [03:08:21] Speaker E: Oh, what? He's smart now. [03:08:26] Speaker A: 23 to hit. [03:08:29] Speaker D: Who? You? [03:08:30] Speaker E: Oh, yeah. [03:08:30] Speaker A: With a loathsome blast. [03:08:32] Speaker G: Am I. Do I have half cover? [03:08:35] Speaker A: If he wasn't 80ft tall, you sure would. But darn, he does Fire breath. [03:08:39] Speaker C: You're in a good spot, but you're resistant to the damage. [03:08:41] Speaker G: I am? [03:08:42] Speaker C: Yep. [03:08:43] Speaker D: Okay, [03:08:45] Speaker A: so you're going to take 30 or 17. 17 points of damage that's already halved. [03:08:52] Speaker G: Okay, that's not so bad. That's it. [03:08:54] Speaker A: And I need another constitution saving freaking heck. [03:08:57] Speaker G: Okay, let me write that down before I do that. 17. [03:08:59] Speaker A: Yes. 17 points of damage. [03:09:00] Speaker G: So that was 11 plus 17. So I'm at minus one. [03:09:08] Speaker A: And then just another con saving throw. [03:09:09] Speaker D: Yep. [03:09:09] Speaker G: Okay. [03:09:11] Speaker C: You got a D4 as well still. Mm. [03:09:13] Speaker A: Oh, sorry again. [03:09:16] Speaker G: Sorry. We'll get there. [03:09:18] Speaker E: Okay. [03:09:19] Speaker D: Okay. [03:09:19] Speaker G: Okay. [03:09:19] Speaker D: Okay. Okay. [03:09:21] Speaker A: Three, six. [03:09:23] Speaker G: So is it meets. It beats it. If I get a 10, I survive. Okay, so six. I rolled a three. I rolled another three. I have a plus three. So plus one. Are you sure that is 10? [03:09:36] Speaker A: Holy crap, Greta. And you maintain. [03:09:39] Speaker G: I mean, I would have added my per diem if I didn't mean. [03:09:42] Speaker A: That was incredible. [03:09:43] Speaker G: I know. [03:09:43] Speaker A: Maintain your bless. Holy crap, Abby. [03:09:45] Speaker G: Insane. [03:09:46] Speaker A: Phenomenal. Okay, we go to Zorgrim's turn. You guys are really starting to piss him off. [03:09:54] Speaker C: So I think I'm just cuddling him, [03:09:59] Speaker A: giving him really pokey hugs. Had enough of you all. [03:10:02] Speaker E: You're just trying to get up to his head, give a little scritch, scritch, scritch. [03:10:07] Speaker C: Just try to get those spots you [03:10:08] Speaker A: can't get on your own, man. Zorgrim is going to where he is. He bellows with flame and rage and he shouts, fireball. Sorry, I was thinking what he would say. He says, this world is forfeiture. You will burn with it. And he raises his arms and you all watch as the storm. And then. As he's going to cast meteor swarm. [03:10:53] Speaker F: What is it? [03:10:53] Speaker E: What is it? [03:10:54] Speaker A: He's gonna cast meteor swarm. And he's going to cast it at the 10th level. And he is. Yep. And he is going to pull down from the stratosphere. He pulls down immense flaming stones. And he is going to put one here. One There one there. [03:11:17] Speaker D: And [03:11:19] Speaker A: on the way. The ruling works. You put one right next to wrong Grimm and not hit himself. [03:11:23] Speaker C: So is he gonna hit Craig? [03:11:27] Speaker A: He can't. The wing. His wing is covered. [03:11:28] Speaker D: Damn. [03:11:29] Speaker A: You want him to hit Craig? [03:11:30] Speaker C: I want to deal a little damage. [03:11:33] Speaker A: I don't think that's worth the other side of that ratio, buddy. I don't think that's worth it. So I need Dex saves from wrong. Grim, Janice, UEG, Tello, Rogan and JVM deck saves. Let's bust out these D6s. Five, six, seven, oh. Eight, nine, ten. Oh, Daniel, could I borrow two more of. [03:12:07] Speaker G: Two more D sixes is it. I would like to use evasion, please. [03:12:11] Speaker E: Please. [03:12:11] Speaker A: You can. [03:12:12] Speaker G: I would like to. [03:12:13] Speaker D: I'm going to use my inspiration. Cuz I rolled an AT1. [03:12:16] Speaker C: Oh. [03:12:18] Speaker A: Also if you guys could just give me a second to tabulate damage and talk among yourselves and give me a moment because I've got a lot of math. [03:12:23] Speaker B: Can you separate them? Because I don't have fire. [03:12:27] Speaker A: I can and will. [03:12:28] Speaker B: Thank you so much. [03:12:29] Speaker G: How are we immune to fire? I'm sorry. [03:12:31] Speaker B: I am. [03:12:32] Speaker G: You said I was. [03:12:33] Speaker C: You're. You were resistant to the damage. [03:12:35] Speaker A: You're just resistant to a damage from Zorgrim. If you. He's not attacking. Wrong. Because his spirits obviously get the blows in. [03:12:41] Speaker G: Come on, Ram. Cool. [03:12:44] Speaker E: Do you think there's a chance. [03:12:47] Speaker G: I would say. [03:12:51] Speaker A: Okay, well don't you get to. [03:12:53] Speaker G: Don't you get to add one like you can ask. So with your myth, Jackie. [03:12:59] Speaker D: Yeah. [03:13:00] Speaker C: The dragon doesn't happen to have counterspell on his list. [03:13:04] Speaker E: If you can ask me. [03:13:05] Speaker D: I would be. I wish. [03:13:10] Speaker E: Is the DC higher than 20? [03:13:14] Speaker A: Is it only higher than 20? [03:13:17] Speaker B: We just need to know if it's 20. [03:13:18] Speaker A: It's a spell safe. [03:13:20] Speaker G: Oh, it's. It's. [03:13:21] Speaker A: What do you think that might be her? [03:13:23] Speaker E: DMs not going to save me. [03:13:24] Speaker B: I'm not sure. But it's just. [03:13:25] Speaker G: Do you have inspiration? [03:13:26] Speaker E: Honestly, inspiration. I'm going to. Yeah. [03:13:27] Speaker G: It's worth trying. [03:13:29] Speaker E: I need a higher on the die. [03:13:30] Speaker D: Should I use my last legendary resistance? Well, I can. [03:13:33] Speaker B: This is his highest level. [03:13:35] Speaker C: Yeah. So you can take half. You're gonna probably get blown out of your dragon form. [03:13:40] Speaker E: I got one higher on the guy. [03:13:41] Speaker C: You might as well. [03:13:43] Speaker D: Might as well use it. [03:13:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [03:13:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [03:13:45] Speaker D: Before I get out of my dragon form so that I take half damage. I mean, I'll make sure that I fail because I can see if I fail first. But I'm pretty sure I failed. I rolled 24 or. I got a total 24. [03:13:57] Speaker C: So I think his DC is like 28 to 29. [03:14:00] Speaker E: Yeah. [03:14:00] Speaker B: Freaking well said, Andrew. [03:14:03] Speaker A: Well said. That's for the listeners at home. [03:14:05] Speaker C: They're loving it, guys. [03:14:07] Speaker A: I didn't say it. They're loving it. The listeners at home. [03:14:11] Speaker D: Rox is safe from the spill. By the way, listeners, if you heard that I spilled. Rox is cleaned up. A boom from my baptized. What is that note? [03:14:22] Speaker C: Is that, is that 30? Is that 43? [03:14:25] Speaker B: That's a 32. [03:14:27] Speaker E: Oh, no, no. You have to flip it for us to read it. [03:14:30] Speaker D: That's a 32. [03:14:31] Speaker A: Flip it around. That's a 30. [03:14:34] Speaker D: Oh, wicked witch and Brain Murder [03:14:41] Speaker E: on that. It still fails. [03:14:44] Speaker G: What? [03:14:44] Speaker E: I use my inspiration to per diem and still fail. This is so sad. [03:14:48] Speaker A: That is a bummer. [03:14:49] Speaker C: Did you have a chance to succeed though? [03:14:55] Speaker E: I may not have. It may have taken. [03:14:58] Speaker A: We live and we learn. [03:14:59] Speaker E: But that's okay. [03:15:01] Speaker B: I, I, we don't live and we learn actually. [03:15:03] Speaker E: Well, I didn't use my perky. My perky would have saved me on the last thing that hit me. [03:15:08] Speaker A: We die and we remain stupid and [03:15:09] Speaker E: so are you still doing maths? [03:15:12] Speaker D: Can I have a question? [03:15:13] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm at the phase where I can do the maths annual. [03:15:16] Speaker D: Am I allowed to use my reactions? That's like part of my bard college as a dragon. No, I didn't think so. I just wanted to make sure. [03:15:24] Speaker A: You are dwagging. [03:15:26] Speaker D: I thought so. But I was like. Wait. Last Hail Mary. [03:15:31] Speaker C: Kara, hear us out. [03:15:33] Speaker B: He just said no. [03:15:34] Speaker C: Oh. [03:15:35] Speaker B: What? [03:15:35] Speaker E: It's definitively counterspelled and you know it. [03:15:39] Speaker B: It's still magic. [03:15:40] Speaker F: I have dispel magic. [03:15:42] Speaker A: I'm just kidding. That's what I said. [03:15:46] Speaker E: I feel. So is using my inspirations wrong? You gotta gotta kill me. [03:15:53] Speaker B: What? [03:15:53] Speaker E: Because this is the second time I used. [03:15:55] Speaker F: What if I just banish him? [03:15:56] Speaker E: I probably couldn't have. [03:15:58] Speaker B: No, probably not. [03:15:58] Speaker E: So why did I use? [03:15:59] Speaker A: Okay, let's hear those roles. 32 for Tello. Hi. Diggity dang. [03:16:08] Speaker G: That's one of the highest rolls he can roll. [03:16:10] Speaker A: He is rolling when he when it mad. [03:16:12] Speaker G: I know. [03:16:12] Speaker A: Let's go. [03:16:13] Speaker G: He is great. [03:16:13] Speaker A: And with evasion. That's zero. [03:16:15] Speaker C: Dude. [03:16:16] Speaker E: Dude. [03:16:17] Speaker A: I'm so proud of you. Good job, Emperor cusco. Anybody else? 2020 from wrong game. [03:16:24] Speaker E: 21. [03:16:25] Speaker C: The one I won. [03:16:27] Speaker E: 21. [03:16:27] Speaker A: 20 we failed. 24 from Roe. [03:16:33] Speaker D: Guys, we are doing and is that a failure from me? Okay, then I'm gonna use my last legendary resistance. [03:16:38] Speaker E: 24 is a failure. Yeah, I should not even part DM. That was so. [03:16:42] Speaker A: Well, whatever you think, his spell save is UEG. [03:16:45] Speaker B: Definitely 2015. [03:16:46] Speaker C: Okay. [03:16:47] Speaker A: Janice. [03:16:47] Speaker B: 16. [03:16:48] Speaker C: Okay. Craig. [03:16:52] Speaker A: Oh, no, Craig, you're not rolling. You're good. Craig is safe. Okay, so Craig can't see me, but you get a front row seat as you watch as stone and hellfire rain down from the sky and crash on your allies. I'm so sorry. Tello takes no damage and you take half damage. Now I'm going to separate the damage types for you. [03:17:14] Speaker B: Thank you. [03:17:15] Speaker A: So, Janice, only you do not take any of the fire damage. You only take the bludgeoning. [03:17:19] Speaker B: Yep. [03:17:19] Speaker A: So Janice, you're going to take 71 points of bludgeoning damage. Having saved RO, you are going to take 77 points of total damage. Everyone else, you take 154 points of bludgeoning and fire damage. Also, I need to separate for you. I need to separate. I'm so sorry. And I need to separate for you, cuz. No, they're both. [03:17:42] Speaker C: So I guess you take 77. [03:17:44] Speaker A: For you. It was 71 points of bludgeoning damage. Davion. And then 83 divided by 2 is roughly 41. It rounds to so 41 fire. 41 fire plus 71 bludgeoning is 100 [03:18:00] Speaker C: and more than 73. [03:18:03] Speaker A: Yeah, but she's probably figuring total for remaining points. 112. Total of 1. [03:18:08] Speaker E: Oh my. [03:18:09] Speaker A: Oh, are you still alive? [03:18:11] Speaker E: I had 112 hit points, but 3 temp hp, so I am now at 3 hp. [03:18:18] Speaker A: That joke about the 3 temp hp. Can't kid, dude. [03:18:22] Speaker C: Can't kid. As important [03:18:25] Speaker G: I keep forgetting to do mine. [03:18:29] Speaker A: So as Zorgrim reaches up and demands that the heavens respond, you all watch [03:18:35] Speaker G: as [03:18:37] Speaker A: thundering boulders and stones rocket down from the sky. Sky burning with with red fire as they collide and shatter the mountain landscape. Rubble strikes into you all. Breaking bones. Fire burns around you. Your world washes into chaos and violence and destruction. Is anyone down? No one's down. I have a question, guys. Phenomenal. Incredible. Incredible. [03:19:06] Speaker D: Yeah. Do I need to do a con save? [03:19:09] Speaker A: Yes, you do. [03:19:09] Speaker C: 30. [03:19:10] Speaker E: Hey, small amount of pokes, are you capable of that? [03:19:15] Speaker F: Let me see how many of us died on that? [03:19:18] Speaker A: I'm so sorry. [03:19:19] Speaker C: That's not true at all. It's 38. [03:19:22] Speaker F: You're not gonna answer? [03:19:23] Speaker E: Okay, we've got plenty of combat left at the end. Zach, I do want you to tell us how. [03:19:27] Speaker A: I'll tell you all about it. [03:19:29] Speaker E: I know, but I just felt like a small, smallest bit of hope. [03:19:32] Speaker A: I'll give it to You. [03:19:32] Speaker E: It's small, but it's there. [03:19:33] Speaker F: I think it's 2000 HP. [03:19:35] Speaker G: Noah thinks we're gonna. [03:19:36] Speaker D: The highest I can get. Even if I roll a nat. 20 is a 35 row. [03:19:42] Speaker A: You lose concentration on your dragon form? [03:19:44] Speaker F: No. [03:19:46] Speaker E: What about on heroism? [03:19:49] Speaker D: Heroism's been gone forever. [03:19:53] Speaker A: And you also fall 30ft. [03:19:54] Speaker D: No, I fall 10ft. I've. [03:19:56] Speaker C: Her little red thing says 10. [03:19:58] Speaker G: 10. [03:19:58] Speaker A: I've been 10. [03:19:59] Speaker D: I did that on purpose. [03:20:01] Speaker C: A D6, baby. Hey, Rose. [03:20:05] Speaker A: Finally here. [03:20:06] Speaker D: Hey, guys, what's up? [03:20:09] Speaker A: Five points. [03:20:10] Speaker E: Wait, that dragon the whole time? [03:20:13] Speaker A: So like Scooby Doo. As. As the immense stone. As the stones barrel and shattering you all. And none of you all take a direct impact. That's why none of you all are. Are instantly killed. Because none of you all take. But as you all dive and move to sides and the fire shatters and the ground around you breaks and you are slammed into stones and badly burned. One of the meteors does directly hit Rose draconic form. And it rips her flesh apart. And from the burst of fire, Rose form slams into the ground. But otherwise unharmed from the rest of the combat. [03:20:49] Speaker B: Hey, guys. [03:20:53] Speaker A: Okay, it is UEG's turn. [03:20:55] Speaker B: UEG is gonna cast heal at 8th level and split it between everybody here. But I have to move. [03:21:01] Speaker A: Like, not all those words made sense. You said heal at eighth level. Heal is a single person target spell. [03:21:07] Speaker B: Oh, I thought you could divide it. [03:21:09] Speaker G: Are you thinking of math? [03:21:10] Speaker A: You're talking about Massiel. [03:21:10] Speaker B: Massiel? Maybe. Wait, let me know. [03:21:13] Speaker E: Yeah, the sixth level, you're probably thinking [03:21:15] Speaker G: of massacre wounds, which is fifth level. That's what I did. [03:21:18] Speaker B: Gotcha. No, I think I did it wrong. [03:21:20] Speaker G: Mass cure wounds. [03:21:21] Speaker C: No worries. Do you want to look up them spells? It's all good. [03:21:24] Speaker E: Also, he's a creature. [03:21:25] Speaker B: That's right. [03:21:27] Speaker E: He's also way too far from anyone. Like the Janice and Tello. [03:21:30] Speaker B: No, that's what we were going to do. [03:21:32] Speaker C: Has been hurt. [03:21:33] Speaker B: I was just. [03:21:34] Speaker G: Yeah, he's. [03:21:35] Speaker B: He's fine. [03:21:35] Speaker A: Doing pretty good. [03:21:36] Speaker G: He's good. [03:21:37] Speaker C: You're doing great, boy. [03:21:38] Speaker B: Okay. [03:21:39] Speaker G: Yeah. He's mad. [03:21:40] Speaker F: Tell. [03:21:40] Speaker A: Tell. As the meteor was coming down, he dove on the other side of the rock again. [03:21:43] Speaker D: And like. [03:21:44] Speaker A: And like, it was. It was both incredible skill and dexterity and also a great stroke of luck that the meteor struck the other direction. And this. This remaining part next to him has just been shattered. And is a crater at this point. And tell us on the other side of the rock. Panting, looking at what would have been his. [03:21:57] Speaker E: That rock. Mvp. [03:21:59] Speaker C: The rock. [03:22:00] Speaker D: The Rock is the most important for the first time. I'm scared because I'm so little now. [03:22:07] Speaker E: Yeah. [03:22:07] Speaker A: Oh, he was. I was like, whose turn is it? I forgot. [03:22:12] Speaker D: Wait, I have to think now. More than three options? [03:22:15] Speaker F: Yep. If I do. [03:22:18] Speaker B: Hold on. So sorry. I thought I had it all planned out. [03:22:20] Speaker C: That's okay. [03:22:21] Speaker D: Wrong. [03:22:21] Speaker A: That's all right. That happens. [03:22:25] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm going to change this. [03:22:27] Speaker E: You take fall damage at 10ft. [03:22:30] Speaker C: Yes. [03:22:32] Speaker D: So I. It was five, which almost. [03:22:35] Speaker C: Max. [03:22:36] Speaker E: I'm so low. I'm landing. [03:22:39] Speaker C: Yeah. You should get to the ground. [03:22:42] Speaker A: It's not a bad idea actually. [03:22:44] Speaker E: When it's my turn. [03:22:45] Speaker B: 58 points of healing per person for mass cure wounds out of seventh level. Does that check out? 58. [03:22:54] Speaker A: What's seven times eight? [03:22:56] Speaker C: 56. Yes. [03:22:58] Speaker A: So no, no. Cuz it's three D8 starting at fifth level. [03:23:01] Speaker B: Yes. So then you'll get two more five times eight. [03:23:04] Speaker A: Five times eight is 40. [03:23:06] Speaker B: Yes. [03:23:07] Speaker A: So yes. [03:23:08] Speaker B: And then I get to add two plus. [03:23:10] Speaker A: Plus the spells level. You're doing it at eighth level. [03:23:12] Speaker B: Seventh. [03:23:12] Speaker A: Seventh. So that would be 59. [03:23:14] Speaker B: 49. [03:23:15] Speaker A: 49. 49 healing. So UEG himself would take 49 as well as Janice and Tell. [03:23:20] Speaker G: Perfect. [03:23:21] Speaker D: Yeah. [03:23:21] Speaker C: And do you add your wisdom modifier to that or no. [03:23:24] Speaker A: Yes, yes. [03:23:26] Speaker G: Yes. [03:23:26] Speaker A: So plus his five or six for wisdom, what does he have? So 55. 55 healing for Janice. 55 healing for you, Egg. And I assume tell is just at full. [03:23:35] Speaker E: Yeah. [03:23:37] Speaker A: Incredible. Excellent. [03:23:41] Speaker C: Okay. [03:23:43] Speaker A: UEG flares his staff down, desperately trying to keep his team alive, as he has for years in the face of the world's ultimate destroyer, destruction. [03:23:51] Speaker E: And he's done such a good job. [03:23:52] Speaker A: And UEG is burned and exhausted and panting. And he has no quips, he has no aggressive threat. But he looks up at Zorgram with a calm determination in his eyes. And there's terror behind him. And he's quaking, but he just looks up and he just shakes his head and whispers no. And that's UEG's turn. At the end of UEG's turn, Zorgrim's going to use some legendary actions. He's going to use two legendary actions. [03:24:19] Speaker G: Two? [03:24:20] Speaker A: He's going to tectonic tail strike. Wrong. Grim again. [03:24:26] Speaker C: Post shizzle, my nizzle man. [03:24:28] Speaker E: As a tectonicist, a geologist who studies tectonics. I don't like this use. [03:24:33] Speaker C: That'll hit. [03:24:33] Speaker B: Yeah, it's pretty bad. [03:24:43] Speaker A: That's gonna be. This is all bludgeoning, fortunately, which really simplifies things for you. 20 14 is 34. 7 is 41. 10 is 51. 15 is 66. 18 is 84. 4. 84. Which reduces to 42 points of bludging damage to you. [03:25:09] Speaker C: Got it? Got it. I am not looking good. [03:25:15] Speaker A: All right, the tail comes around wrong again. Where you are. Where you are bleeding and hanging from his side. You are like. You're like, panting and holding on. The meteor just fell. And you partly evaded it by hiding on the other side of his immense leg. And as you're recovering and Livy, the spirit comes and taps you on the shoulder. And as you look up, you hear the. And you, like, move around before only taking part of the glancing from the tail. And it Zorgrim just slams you in between himself and his side. And one of those piercing spines just punctures into your side, and you can feel it puncture some of your intestines. And you're heavily bleeding as you hang from his side. And you are now pouring blood down his side, mixing your blood with the blood of the incident, the. The innocent that pour down from him. That's the end of Ueg's turn. [03:26:07] Speaker C: It's. [03:26:07] Speaker A: I got you. I got you. It's Rose turn. What are you doing, Ro. [03:26:11] Speaker D: So I'm. I just measured. I believe I'm 60 foot from it. This is like my biggest insecurity is counting the squares during combat. [03:26:22] Speaker A: Is that your bars? [03:26:25] Speaker E: Yes. [03:26:25] Speaker D: Five? [03:26:26] Speaker C: Yes. [03:26:26] Speaker A: Each of those is a square. Are you looking for the whole thing? [03:26:32] Speaker C: It's 180. [03:26:33] Speaker A: The whole thing should be 120 because it's a three foot. And I measured it every inch, and that's 36 squares times five is 120. It's definitely 180. [03:26:41] Speaker C: Zach. [03:26:41] Speaker A: Is it 180? [03:26:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [03:26:43] Speaker A: Well, then that can't be right. So you should count them. [03:26:46] Speaker C: It definitely is. I counted it. Yeah. [03:26:47] Speaker A: Oh, it's 180. [03:26:49] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay. [03:26:49] Speaker A: Anyway, you're saying sorry. [03:26:50] Speaker D: So if I'm 60ft, does Ron Grimm also count 60ft from me? [03:26:54] Speaker E: Yes. [03:26:54] Speaker D: Okay. [03:26:55] Speaker E: Definitely 180. Beautiful. [03:26:56] Speaker G: Cool. [03:26:56] Speaker A: And I'm glad nobody listened to me. [03:26:59] Speaker D: You're looking, like, super bloodied, right? [03:27:01] Speaker E: I'm looking death store. Okay. [03:27:02] Speaker G: I'm like, her so is. [03:27:04] Speaker E: Yeah, I know. [03:27:05] Speaker B: I'm like. [03:27:07] Speaker D: And she's less than 60ft, so we're good with that. [03:27:10] Speaker E: Okay. [03:27:10] Speaker A: It's a big map, y'. [03:27:11] Speaker B: All. [03:27:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [03:27:12] Speaker E: Y' all are almost 200ft away. [03:27:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [03:27:14] Speaker E: Okay. [03:27:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [03:27:17] Speaker D: Okay. [03:27:17] Speaker B: I have no man's island. Okay. [03:27:20] Speaker D: So mine's a 60 foot radius sphere. So it's 60 foot radius. So it can hit Rom gram and it can hit Javian and it can hit Big bad. [03:27:28] Speaker G: Can you hit Craig? [03:27:29] Speaker D: I can't hit Craig. [03:27:31] Speaker A: If you moved forward. If you moved at this diagonal. [03:27:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [03:27:35] Speaker A: By another 10ft. You could also hit Greta. [03:27:40] Speaker D: Let's do it. [03:27:41] Speaker C: Okay. Also a con save at the beginning of your turn. [03:27:44] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [03:27:44] Speaker E: Yes. [03:27:45] Speaker A: Wait, I am gonna use this. [03:27:46] Speaker D: I was like, I'm not concentrating. I was like, why do I need to do that? [03:27:51] Speaker A: It is nice to move the minis, actually. You win, Daniel. [03:27:53] Speaker E: Wait, did the hero heroic go down? [03:27:56] Speaker G: Yeah. [03:27:56] Speaker D: Heroism went down. [03:27:57] Speaker E: Okay. [03:27:57] Speaker D: Yeah. [03:28:00] Speaker C: And you have a D4 because you're blessed. [03:28:04] Speaker A: Hashtag Baby Blursh. Just the desperately nervously fumbling for Sour Patch Kids. [03:28:14] Speaker G: Like my nerves. My nerves. [03:28:14] Speaker F: My nerves. [03:28:15] Speaker D: That's a 24. 24 will save 19 and then a four and then the plus one. [03:28:21] Speaker F: Okay. [03:28:21] Speaker A: Outside of 50 before your movement. So you only take. See Smini. Rona, you take. No, you're outside of 50. What am I doing? Let's look at my sheet. No, I had that right. No, I am scared. You only take 11 point. No. Yes. 11 points of damage. [03:28:48] Speaker D: Okay, cool. Let me write that down real quick so I don't forget. 11 points. [03:28:53] Speaker A: 11 points. [03:28:55] Speaker C: That's nothing. That's nothing. [03:28:57] Speaker D: Of what kind of damage? [03:28:58] Speaker A: Fire and necrotic. [03:28:59] Speaker G: Okay, [03:29:02] Speaker E: she's. [03:29:04] Speaker D: This is the first time that she has seen Zorgrim now, like standing by Zorgrim with her own eyes and not dragon eyes. So he's. I mean, even though he was still ginormous against her, it's like tenfold. And she's seeing all of her allies and them being down. And she's also angry that she's no longer as big as she is. And. But she's happy that she still has. That she has her loot now. And she's going to take. She's going to do it with. She's going to do a song splitter. She's going to. She's just going to start like chugging on it and this metal like rings out and it's. It's weird because no one's ever heard like the old song Metalized. [03:29:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [03:29:53] Speaker A: So it's just this incredibly intricate. [03:29:56] Speaker D: You're hearing the old song, but Metal as she casts cry of the old song. [03:30:00] Speaker A: That is sick. That's awesome, Jackie. [03:30:03] Speaker D: And so. Okay, so he's gonna have to make a wisdom saving throw, which she's terrible at. [03:30:11] Speaker C: Right, Right, guys? [03:30:12] Speaker A: Right, Right, Right, right, Right. [03:30:16] Speaker C: I'm not hearing an answer from this. He's terrible at it. [03:30:18] Speaker G: Right, Right. [03:30:19] Speaker D: But that's not as much. [03:30:21] Speaker A: I rolled badly. [03:30:22] Speaker E: Burn that resistance. [03:30:24] Speaker A: 63. I got a. I got a 21. [03:30:28] Speaker D: Yeah, that barely. [03:30:30] Speaker C: Oh, is yours at 21. [03:30:31] Speaker D: No, it's a. It's a 19. So it's 2.7. [03:30:33] Speaker C: That's still great for level 17. [03:30:35] Speaker D: So he saves, which is fine. Cuz I don't think he takes. He doesn't even take half damage, does he? On cry the old one? [03:30:40] Speaker C: No idea. [03:30:41] Speaker A: I think he does take half, but I could be wrong. [03:30:43] Speaker C: I would hope so. [03:30:44] Speaker D: That's what I thought. [03:30:45] Speaker A: I believe it's half. [03:30:46] Speaker C: We're going to go with his half. [03:30:47] Speaker D: Yeah, we're going to go with him. [03:30:48] Speaker A: I believe. [03:30:50] Speaker D: 78 psychic. [03:30:51] Speaker A: I ran this mock combat a number of times. I do believe it takes out. [03:30:53] Speaker D: It's 78 psychic damage. [03:30:55] Speaker E: And [03:30:57] Speaker A: I just looked over at Kara's on her side looking at four different papers going. And the listeners are loving this at [03:31:05] Speaker D: home as my allies who are on my side start to hear the old song. And this gold. This gold magic comes from my loot and wraps around Rongrim and Javian and Greta as this gold and purple hits Zorgrim. You guys are going to be immune from frightened and charmed, which I think you already were. Resistant to psychic damage for the next hour. And you're also going to gain three D8 temporary hit points. So I'm going to roll those after I roll the damage bench. [03:31:44] Speaker A: Picky man. Jackie's dice tower is one of those gifts where like you go to get it for someone else and you're like, I don't want to give this away. It's. It's so awesome. It's funny watching everyone in this room grow slowly. More like France frantic and haggard and exhausted. And just like, like I started to look around and people have like frayed hair and they got bags in their [03:32:10] Speaker C: eyes and just like. [03:32:11] Speaker E: I don't know. I feel you got me. Be there at least pretty quickly. [03:32:14] Speaker A: I got you, bud. [03:32:15] Speaker E: Oh, no thanks. I was like, this fight, it's forever. But it's like I'm like, especially for [03:32:21] Speaker A: me, this won't be like y at all. [03:32:25] Speaker C: I like train. [03:32:26] Speaker E: It's like Zor has no. Zor has no bad feelings about how our relationship ended at all. [03:32:33] Speaker C: He didn't care. Breakup. [03:32:36] Speaker D: So not halved. [03:32:37] Speaker E: It's 42 psychic. [03:32:40] Speaker A: I think that's rose damage record. [03:32:42] Speaker D: I think I did. I think I might have done a little higher with probably the oldest song one time, but. Oh, well, maybe 48 one time. But it's really close. [03:32:50] Speaker A: Wow. [03:32:51] Speaker E: That. [03:32:51] Speaker A: You know that off the top of your head. [03:32:52] Speaker C: Okay. [03:32:53] Speaker A: Hey, damage is damage. [03:32:54] Speaker E: Yes. [03:32:54] Speaker D: And then I'm now gonna roll. By the way, I want to shout out Noah and Abby. There's a set of dice they gave me and I've been using them today for certain roles. And every time I've rolled them, D6, D8, anything, they're always crits. [03:33:05] Speaker F: Let's go. [03:33:05] Speaker E: Every time they've been crit. [03:33:07] Speaker D: So they didn't let you know. [03:33:09] Speaker C: But they are weighted. Yeah. [03:33:12] Speaker D: No, they're weighted 3D8. [03:33:15] Speaker A: I. I know, I know. [03:33:18] Speaker G: It came from this store, I promise. [03:33:23] Speaker E: The gambler store. I have a question. [03:33:28] Speaker A: I go to the gambler store. [03:33:30] Speaker D: I have a question. Zach. I have divinely favored which lets you roll at advantage for healing. So I can roll this cuz it's healing. [03:33:42] Speaker A: You rolling each individual die one on. [03:33:46] Speaker D: That was a seven. [03:33:47] Speaker A: Okay. Least possible efficient way to do that. [03:33:50] Speaker D: Listen, [03:33:55] Speaker C: Listen. [03:33:57] Speaker A: I mean, I don't know what to tell you about this. [03:34:00] Speaker D: That's 18 temporary hit points to Javian Rongram and Greta. [03:34:05] Speaker A: That's a big wow. [03:34:07] Speaker D: For the next hour. So. Yeah. [03:34:10] Speaker C: Okay. [03:34:11] Speaker D: And then I am good. [03:34:15] Speaker G: So once temporary goes away, they're to going on, right? [03:34:19] Speaker A: Yes. [03:34:19] Speaker B: Okay. [03:34:23] Speaker D: Did I move any? Yeah, I moved 10ft. [03:34:26] Speaker A: You have more if you want it. [03:34:31] Speaker D: I'm just going to. [03:34:32] Speaker A: I'm just going to back up a little bit. [03:34:35] Speaker C: Oh, oh, my bad, my bad. [03:34:39] Speaker A: I'm just going to get further away. [03:34:42] Speaker F: So. [03:34:43] Speaker A: Got a big head, little arms. [03:34:47] Speaker D: Plenty. [03:34:49] Speaker A: And his ro. [03:34:49] Speaker D: Is this there? [03:34:51] Speaker A: No. Yeah, yeah, that's. That's. [03:34:52] Speaker D: That's still there. I'm like. [03:34:54] Speaker A: That's Greta's spiritual weapon. [03:34:56] Speaker E: I'm on my way. [03:34:58] Speaker A: I'm on my way. As you. As you play that thunderous. Yes, no, keep going. As you play that thunderous, victorious song row. Defying the end of your world, defying this hatred and this. The entropy and the hopelessness. As you play that old song. You watch as Zorgo does shake his head. And it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [03:35:23] Speaker D: I was just going to do a bonus action real quick. [03:35:25] Speaker A: Yes, bonus action. [03:35:26] Speaker D: Bic inspiration. Yeah, Bic inspiration. Since I moved back. I'll give it to Jen because I [03:35:32] Speaker A: feel like you got a D12, dude. [03:35:34] Speaker D: D12. Here, this will help you remember it. [03:35:36] Speaker E: Oh, thank you. [03:35:38] Speaker A: Thank you. You watch as Zorgom does shake his head in anger. And it occurs to you that the old song might hold a particularly sour place in his heart. [03:35:47] Speaker D: I'm gonna keep playing it. I almost had a bad word as [03:35:50] Speaker A: another reminder of the. [03:35:52] Speaker D: Of the. [03:35:54] Speaker A: Of the promise of a reality he believes should not exist at the hands of a God he believes has failed it. And though you dealt little damage to him as you step away, you watch him as he burns with ire toward you. And rolling at disadvantage, he uses his last legendary action to hit you with another loathsome blast. With his disadvantage, he got a 36. And so close. [03:36:22] Speaker C: Close to your AC, though. [03:36:23] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [03:36:25] Speaker D: Wait, hold on. [03:36:27] Speaker C: Barely met it. [03:36:29] Speaker E: Shield would save you. Yep. [03:36:32] Speaker A: You take 29 points of damage, bro. [03:36:35] Speaker C: Is that already halved? [03:36:36] Speaker D: You know what? [03:36:38] Speaker A: Oh, yes. Halved to. Thank you. [03:36:40] Speaker C: 14. [03:36:41] Speaker D: I'm just gonna take it. I'm not gonna use my. I'm not gonna use my reaction. [03:36:44] Speaker A: That's probably worth saving. [03:36:44] Speaker E: Yeah. [03:36:45] Speaker A: You take 14 points of damage. [03:36:46] Speaker D: Yeah. 14 footing. [03:36:47] Speaker A: And as we close the second round. [03:36:51] Speaker G: Whoa. [03:36:52] Speaker A: With the party scattered, many individuals terribly wounded, and Zorgon in the throes of conflict, that is where we are going to end episodes 184 and 257. [03:37:11] Speaker E: Yes. So, listener, did you give a name to these episodes? [03:37:15] Speaker A: This is. This is also the Hate King. It's like hating part one, two, and three. So, listener, life's an incredible adventure, even when it's brutal and you're in the mix of it. We'll see you soon.