185. The Hate King (Part III)

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Welcome back to Barelyv and D. It's your sort of Dungeons and Dragons podcast. And, you know, it's your boy. [00:00:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:00:06] Speaker C: Danny, over here. The other times. The other times you've done it, you've led in with it's your boy. And when you went through the whole that one, I was like, oh, we're gonna be okay. And then he went, you know, And [00:00:16] Speaker B: I went, you know, you know, you [00:00:17] Speaker D: know, you know, it just has to happen. [00:00:20] Speaker C: It has to happen. [00:00:21] Speaker A: It's my trade brand. I didn't do it to myself. It just happened. And so make some merch that. Welcome back to the third part of the end of the world. We're hoping to stop it, but if we don't. Thank you for listening. [00:00:36] Speaker C: This message from Daniel. [00:00:37] Speaker A: We're ready. [00:00:38] Speaker C: The end of the world. [00:00:38] Speaker A: We might stop it. [00:00:39] Speaker C: We might not. [00:00:40] Speaker D: And if not, everybody's alive. [00:00:43] Speaker A: Thanks for coming. [00:00:44] Speaker E: And we're trying. [00:00:45] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:00:45] Speaker E: We are trying. [00:00:46] Speaker A: Real try. [00:00:47] Speaker C: Big heart, much love. All right, this is. [00:00:53] Speaker A: We should do this more often. [00:00:56] Speaker C: These are episodes for my note taking nerds. These are episodes 258 of the Legend, of the New Ones and 185, the Accidental Adventures. The Hate King, part three. [00:01:08] Speaker A: Part three. You like every good trilogy. It's the best one. [00:01:12] Speaker C: I mean, everyone's. Every Blue Moon. It's really good. [00:01:14] Speaker D: Return of the King. [00:01:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:18] Speaker C: Garfield, Tail of two Kitties. Shrek, Tail of Two Kitties. You say Shark Tales. [00:01:25] Speaker A: There's no way. There's a trillion Shark Tales. [00:01:27] Speaker E: Right? [00:01:27] Speaker B: I've seen them. [00:01:30] Speaker E: There's two secret Shark tale movies. Oh, no. [00:01:34] Speaker C: I can't remember if cars 3 is good. [00:01:36] Speaker B: Which one is famously good? [00:01:37] Speaker C: Which one is Cars three? [00:01:38] Speaker A: It's famously. [00:01:40] Speaker C: It is good. Cars three is good. Yes. I want to point out. Take this moment to point out that everyone's exhausted. We're all getting worn out, frustrated, and Daniel's only getting happier and happier. He's over there, like, really starting to have a good time. It's fun. [00:01:54] Speaker D: I'm having a good day. [00:01:56] Speaker C: Jackie's like, I'm having a really good time now. [00:02:00] Speaker E: Tomorrow. [00:02:04] Speaker C: And so we do not have a letter question today. No. So this is my way of signaling folks that we are about to start back in. So. And I. Sorry, I didn't mean that. Pressuring. Like, I was trying to be gentle and helpful with this. [00:02:17] Speaker B: Can I. Can I please roll the layer action again? [00:02:20] Speaker C: Okay, so here's the thing. [00:02:21] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. [00:02:22] Speaker C: I kind of don't want you to. [00:02:23] Speaker B: Okay. [00:02:23] Speaker C: Because it is really helping you guys that none of the layer Actions are working. But also, I've worked very hard on them and I like them very much, and I really want one of them to work. Okay, but maybe I should let you do it. Please, I'll let you do it. [00:02:34] Speaker B: I mean, they also. [00:02:35] Speaker C: It is an equal chance. I'm just being super simple. [00:02:38] Speaker D: Someone else rolls it, and it's also a chance. [00:02:41] Speaker C: Then I cry. But that's why I've worked so hard in these directions. [00:02:44] Speaker A: And I think they're great. [00:02:45] Speaker B: But you can tell we do want to hear about them. [00:02:48] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:02:48] Speaker B: I mean, we don't want to experience. [00:02:49] Speaker C: We don't want them to happen. We want to hear about them. All right, so without further ado, we are going to resume ado. [00:02:58] Speaker D: This is the Ha King, part three, by the way. [00:03:00] Speaker A: I tried to live in the vibes, baby. [00:03:03] Speaker C: All right, so I like sitting across from Dan. [00:03:07] Speaker D: I like looking at his smile. [00:03:09] Speaker C: We're going to come out soon. [00:03:10] Speaker D: Makes me feel his corner. [00:03:13] Speaker C: We're going to come back in with. See, I think this is the issue with not taking the letter. Question is, you guys need the two minutes. [00:03:20] Speaker D: Wait. [00:03:21] Speaker A: Oh. [00:03:22] Speaker D: Oh. [00:03:23] Speaker C: That was worth doing. That was worth doing. That was a good one to come back in. You all are again in the caldera in the top of the central peak. I will let you roll in just a moment. Many of you all are. Some of you are haggardly clinging to life, and others are fighting to maintain your grip on the mortal world. Lava rages in the fractured landscape and the singular penultimate threat to this realms and all others who has slaughtered gods, ruined portions of other realities, and is here to claim the power he hopes to set him on the final path to ending everything is the bloodied one, the Hate King, as we start our third round of combat. [00:04:09] Speaker D: But just to be clear, he's not the bloodied one yet. He's not bloodied yet. Just to be clear for the. [00:04:17] Speaker A: For the listener I know, still not half damaged. [00:04:19] Speaker D: He's not even bloodied. [00:04:20] Speaker A: Correct. [00:04:21] Speaker D: But he is the bloodied one. [00:04:22] Speaker C: Okay, this has been good. It's not his blood so far to start, though. [00:04:26] Speaker A: He's not bloody. [00:04:27] Speaker C: He's unbloody. [00:04:32] Speaker A: He's not. [00:04:32] Speaker C: Buddy, he's unbloody. He's not bloodied. He's unbloody. It's an inside joke of me and Daniel. Jle. [00:04:39] Speaker D: All right. [00:04:39] Speaker C: No, Akle, Grickle, whatever you are, if you want to go ahead and roll us our layer action and I. Please. [00:04:47] Speaker D: 2, 2, 2, 2, 2,. [00:04:48] Speaker C: 2, 2, 2, 2. [00:04:50] Speaker D: This is. I so hard on me. [00:04:56] Speaker C: Love this I'm so, so pissed. Royally pissed. Baby be the maker. [00:05:04] Speaker D: Wow. [00:05:04] Speaker C: I'm dming angry now. I. I wanted. I worked so hard. [00:05:08] Speaker E: Look at. [00:05:08] Speaker C: I have two pages of text on these layer. [00:05:10] Speaker E: Okay. So 4. 4 is 16. 16. 464. So we just rolled a 1 in 64 chance of getting three twos in a row. [00:05:19] Speaker D: Thank you. [00:05:20] Speaker B: I love that you and I and I. When I roll it for other three twos in a row, I get different. [00:05:26] Speaker D: Yeah. Yeah. [00:05:27] Speaker B: Like I've been getting a lot of ones. [00:05:29] Speaker D: It's the maker. [00:05:30] Speaker B: It is the maker. [00:05:31] Speaker D: That was the maker. [00:05:31] Speaker A: That was. [00:05:32] Speaker C: That was technically 15100 of a percent of a chance. I just divided it into decimal. [00:05:39] Speaker B: Wow. [00:05:39] Speaker C: Is that funny? [00:05:40] Speaker D: Daniel? [00:05:41] Speaker C: Every time I. [00:05:42] Speaker A: Every time. [00:05:43] Speaker C: Every other time I roll it, I get different numbers. [00:05:50] Speaker D: All right. I do it. We're at third episode energy. [00:05:54] Speaker C: Hi guys. Let's see if we just. [00:05:57] Speaker E: Such a toxic personality. [00:05:58] Speaker C: Let's see if everybody lives or dies. [00:06:00] Speaker A: You read. [00:06:01] Speaker C: You would start at the top with Tello Yellow Bellow. Well, I have to narrate the violent movements. And the crashing of the meteor storm once again fractures the landscape so that a final gout of toxic gas emisses with with a surging hiss. And you all awarded by your heroes Feast. An excellent preparatory action. You guys have done a fantastic job preparing for this fight. Are once again unaffected by all my carefully crafted layer actions. Tell her Tello. Yawn. [00:06:29] Speaker E: To do something. [00:06:31] Speaker C: That gas is no big deal. [00:06:33] Speaker E: We love you Heroes Feast. [00:06:34] Speaker B: Does he do Does. How on a scale of 1 to 10 does Tello feel hidden? [00:06:39] Speaker A: No, we remember that. Yeah. [00:06:42] Speaker D: Okay. [00:06:42] Speaker C: He feels as though he is particularly [00:06:44] Speaker B: perceived his buddy our rooneys are still. He sees all his little buddy buds are still flanking. So he still has sneak attack. [00:06:56] Speaker C: Micah's going through it over there. [00:06:59] Speaker B: So I would like. [00:07:00] Speaker C: I'm sorry, Micah. [00:07:01] Speaker B: I would like to roll to hit Zorgo. [00:07:03] Speaker C: Do it. Roll to hit Zorgrim. I'd like to roll to hit. [00:07:07] Speaker A: He still has. Bless Buzz. [00:07:10] Speaker B: Bless. Oh yeah. Rock on. [00:07:12] Speaker D: He's blessed up. [00:07:18] Speaker C: Every ounce of energy you're losing Carrot Daniel is doing. I think it's time to consider giving your seat proximity. You have a parasite and it's a leech. It's your boy. [00:07:29] Speaker D: It's your boy. [00:07:30] Speaker C: Welcome to episode 185. [00:07:34] Speaker D: I want to listen know that we've been going since 10 this morning. This is episode three. [00:07:39] Speaker B: We just rounded. [00:07:39] Speaker D: I'm just now getting to my time of the day and it's 9:00pm we [00:07:44] Speaker B: just rounded on 10 hours yeah. Yeah. [00:07:46] Speaker E: Okay. It's. [00:07:47] Speaker C: It's a leech. It's a parasite. [00:07:50] Speaker B: It's. [00:07:53] Speaker D: That should be very. [00:07:55] Speaker A: She got a T shirt with that on her. [00:08:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Sorry, Matt. [00:08:01] Speaker C: You what, Sir? No, Blade. [00:08:12] Speaker B: Okay. I am attacking. [00:08:15] Speaker C: Just affects his sa, not the total damage effect. Yes, but you could try not to. Oh, dear. [00:08:26] Speaker A: Math. [00:08:28] Speaker B: Damn. [00:08:29] Speaker C: Yes. [00:08:29] Speaker B: Can I use my per diem, Portello? [00:08:33] Speaker C: You can. [00:08:34] Speaker B: Because. [00:08:35] Speaker C: Okay, so as a note for the per diems, for the people who manage multiples. It's. It's the players. [00:08:39] Speaker B: Players. Okay. [00:08:40] Speaker C: You guys can do it on whatever. [00:08:41] Speaker B: Okay, just before I do this, we've decided that his DC is at least 25. At least 25. [00:08:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:47] Speaker B: Okay. [00:08:47] Speaker A: Okay. All right. [00:08:48] Speaker C: Or his two or near it. No, no. You know it's not higher than 25. [00:08:52] Speaker B: We know it's not higher than 25. [00:08:54] Speaker E: And it is. [00:08:54] Speaker A: But it is higher than 21 and 25. [00:08:56] Speaker B: Okay, so it is 21 and 25 of 10 plus. Oh, and I had to. No. Okay. [00:09:04] Speaker C: You can game it out. You can talk it out if you'd like. [00:09:06] Speaker B: Well, I just. I didn't announce before guiding. [00:09:09] Speaker C: I trust that you're using a charge. I trust you to manage it. If you're saying, like, hey, well, I. [00:09:14] Speaker B: No, I know if I use perdamium, I know I'm gonna hit. So I. That doesn't. [00:09:19] Speaker C: Yes, I trust that you were like, hey, I was gonna use the charger. [00:09:22] Speaker A: Hey, you should use that charge, girl. [00:09:23] Speaker B: Okay, I'm gonna use the charge. [00:09:24] Speaker C: What did you get on your roll to hit? [00:09:25] Speaker B: Well, I have to roll my cardiana. [00:09:27] Speaker C: I'm sorry. It's a different number. [00:09:31] Speaker B: This is a different dice. [00:09:32] Speaker D: Can I. [00:09:33] Speaker E: Can I. [00:09:33] Speaker C: You are a menace. This session. [00:09:36] Speaker B: That is a 28. [00:09:40] Speaker C: It's your parasite. It's your parasite, baby. [00:09:45] Speaker B: Okay. In this. Let's. [00:09:46] Speaker A: Listen. [00:09:46] Speaker C: We're losing our minds. We're sorry. Sorry. It's ruining the epic tone. [00:09:49] Speaker D: We're going Corgrim's casting side. I keep doing. [00:09:51] Speaker C: Mike is battling Chipotle. We're all going through it. [00:09:54] Speaker D: Apparently. That makes it sound like she's having problem. Chipotle only allows Apple pay for paying online, and my bank doesn't support that, so I use my credit specific. [00:10:10] Speaker B: Wow. Sorry. But you do. [00:10:12] Speaker C: You said What? [00:10:13] Speaker E: We've established 21 does not hit. Right. [00:10:16] Speaker B: Okay, I'm trying to rush you. [00:10:17] Speaker E: What are we doing? [00:10:18] Speaker B: So I'm trying. I'm looking for the notes on how to use the. [00:10:21] Speaker C: The 46. [00:10:22] Speaker B: 46 rating for the crossbow. You're so smart. [00:10:26] Speaker C: I got your back Dude. Hey, Other parts of my life aren't doing so hot, but I've got this on log. Everything's legitimately wrong with me. [00:10:34] Speaker B: Why is it sticky? Yeah, I know. [00:10:40] Speaker D: Okay, I got wipes. [00:10:41] Speaker A: Your girl. [00:10:42] Speaker B: That's okay. So that is 96 plus 46. [00:10:45] Speaker C: Yes. [00:10:45] Speaker B: I don't want to change. I'm sorry. You gotta wipe your D. I will. Here, I'll take it. [00:10:49] Speaker C: Okay, this is an instance where the lavalier mic picking up noise is really pleasant. No, no, it's really good because we just got you, like, thumbing through your dice and it sounded really good. [00:10:59] Speaker A: Dum, dum, dum, dum. [00:11:00] Speaker B: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Are you okay? [00:11:03] Speaker C: What is happening? You're turning more red. He's Gingin. [00:11:07] Speaker A: Have you ever seen thumb war? [00:11:09] Speaker D: Yes. [00:11:10] Speaker C: And why have I? [00:11:12] Speaker A: I am your mother. [00:11:14] Speaker C: You don't know the big twist. He turns around. [00:11:18] Speaker D: That made me think of Harry Styles. Respect your mother. Nobody. Nobody. Start the new album. [00:11:23] Speaker B: Wow. [00:11:23] Speaker C: Hey, K. I. I don't know. Did you give him anything? Maybe One Direction. [00:11:31] Speaker D: I accidentally did. I'll allow it. And I meant to give it the same somebody else. I meant to give it to myself. [00:11:38] Speaker B: I meant to give it. That was a four. I just moved it with my finger. I saw. I saw it was a four. Okay, before you get freaky, we. [00:11:44] Speaker C: We all trust you. [00:11:45] Speaker A: For me, I would never get freaky. [00:11:48] Speaker C: Okay, guys, the episode three energies. [00:11:49] Speaker A: Did you add your extra D6 of [00:11:51] Speaker B: damage for my guided crossbow? [00:11:54] Speaker C: You have an additional from the blessing of the Maker. [00:11:56] Speaker A: Maker. [00:11:58] Speaker C: That's the tiniest. That's what you went with Is the next. She's like, I'm out. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. [00:12:06] Speaker A: Please, go ahead. [00:12:07] Speaker B: It was a one. That helps me. [00:12:10] Speaker C: One is more than done, baby. [00:12:12] Speaker B: I rolled a one, and that's a two. Okay, okay. [00:12:18] Speaker A: Welcome to Count Chocula's. [00:12:22] Speaker C: Daniel, if you're having a stroke, give us a sign. Dude, wait for help. We will call 9. [00:12:28] Speaker D: 1 1. [00:12:30] Speaker A: Oh, he's just called the Count [00:12:35] Speaker B: Chocolate. [00:12:37] Speaker C: Guys, my players are losing their minds. I bash them too far. I've done too much to them. They're losing their mind. [00:12:43] Speaker A: Bad Cocoa Puffs is now just. [00:12:44] Speaker B: Oh, I also. I forgot my D8 wasn't normal to [00:12:47] Speaker D: have a giant dragon sitting in front of. [00:12:52] Speaker C: I'm sorry, Mike. I'll see if I can't get him turned in a different position. [00:12:54] Speaker D: We should glitterize him. [00:12:56] Speaker A: Well, thankfully he doesn't have a butthole, so it's not. It's not hurting your eyes. [00:13:02] Speaker C: DMs everywhere. [00:13:03] Speaker A: I feel you. [00:13:04] Speaker C: You work so hard. Players say something like, the dragon God doesn't have a butthole, and then you lose them for the rest of the session. Oh, that's just how it is. And I feel you. [00:13:13] Speaker B: I'm gonna redo my math, but I think it's 65. [00:13:17] Speaker C: Hey, hear me out. What if I just agreed to that and you don't have to do it? [00:13:21] Speaker A: Did you add your decks? [00:13:23] Speaker B: Yes, it's on my. Wait, did I? Yes, I did. [00:13:32] Speaker E: Sort of. Lack of a butthole. So sad. [00:13:37] Speaker B: 69. DM. [00:13:38] Speaker C: He's gonna explode. I have so many reasons to be pit. You guys are going down. I've never DM'd angry. I'll send a DM angry. Oh, my goodness. Also, Dawning Deity went off, and he regained 100 hit points. [00:13:50] Speaker D: Whatever. [00:13:51] Speaker A: And you know what? [00:13:52] Speaker C: Until you brought up this organ butthole thing, I was just gonna forget. [00:13:54] Speaker E: And then. [00:13:55] Speaker C: I don't know why, but that made me remember. Pissed. Royally pissed. [00:14:00] Speaker D: End to the abyss. [00:14:01] Speaker C: The gouge. That's too specific of a. [00:14:03] Speaker B: So I did. I did. 69 damage. [00:14:07] Speaker A: We lost. We lost Andrea. [00:14:08] Speaker B: Guys, please, someone hear me. [00:14:11] Speaker C: I, I. I recorded it as a record, and I think that's how his damage. [00:14:15] Speaker B: 39 damage. Is his record. That's crazy. [00:14:18] Speaker A: All right. [00:14:21] Speaker C: Do you. You don't have to particularly flip. We'll just keep moving. Rotello is in the stone. He knows that he's perceived, but he kneels next to it, and he just. He aims right at it. And as Zorgom turns and looks at him, he just looks in. Well, he struggles to look in Zorgrim's eyes, but he steadies himself. And he's a massive target. He's not hard to hit. And so, as all of this is too much and too horrifying, Tello aims correctly, mutters the incantation to activate the charged crossbow that Greta made him, and then closes his eyes and just thinks of you. And thinks of his sister and thinks of his father and thinks of everyone that going through this hell is worth. And he just closes his eyes, breathes it out, and lets the shot surprise you. [00:15:04] Speaker B: I can't believe he did that much. That's crazy. [00:15:05] Speaker C: Fires out with the brilliant bolt. And as it. It flies toward his armor, and there is. There is a massive crag in his chest where Rongrin has stabbed. And Tello aims for that. And as the bolt pierces in some of that inner spiritual force, that connection to the bloodied court where the true Zorgrim resides, he strikes there and there's this flash of brilliant light. And Zorgo. And there's more crack of stone. He's looking very significantly damp. It's Javion's turn. What's he doing? [00:15:41] Speaker E: So, you know, over the break, I discussed some other. [00:15:44] Speaker C: Excuse me, Constitution. [00:15:46] Speaker B: Oh, I'm so sorry. [00:15:47] Speaker E: Oh, yeah, for both of us. [00:15:48] Speaker C: No, not you. You're out of range. [00:15:50] Speaker A: Tell us like, a million people. [00:15:51] Speaker E: Okay, okay. But I do have a plus two on this. [00:15:55] Speaker C: You do? [00:15:56] Speaker E: And advantage. [00:15:58] Speaker C: Yes. [00:15:59] Speaker E: So [00:16:03] Speaker C: nice. [00:16:04] Speaker A: Nice. [00:16:08] Speaker E: That's got to be a 17. [00:16:12] Speaker C: No. Okay, gotcha. All right, please keep going with your description, and I will let you know about damage. [00:16:18] Speaker E: Well, I already rolled my things. [00:16:21] Speaker C: Oh, sick. [00:16:21] Speaker E: You go ahead and roll first. [00:16:22] Speaker C: All right. Yeah, that's. Yeah. [00:16:25] Speaker A: Okay. [00:16:25] Speaker C: For fire damage, Xavian, you take seven. Fire damage reduces to three. And then for necrotic, you're gonna take six. Necrotic damage. Oh, very good. [00:16:37] Speaker A: Oh, that's very good. [00:16:41] Speaker E: Okay, so nine there. Thank you, RO for those temp HP here. That would have taken me down before my turn. [00:16:49] Speaker C: A lot of clutch moves here, folks. [00:16:51] Speaker E: So, Xavian, as I was starting to say during our break, I had a big discussion, and there's lots of fun moves I can do, but the best is blasting. So actually, I'm going to cast scorching ray. [00:17:10] Speaker A: Awesome. [00:17:11] Speaker E: But because of the blessing from Yara Gonzalez. [00:17:17] Speaker A: Great job. [00:17:18] Speaker E: Thank you. Looks extremely similar to how it looks when he cast arcane blasts. [00:17:25] Speaker C: Streaks of golden fire. Yeah. [00:17:26] Speaker E: As the fire comes out and is golden. But there are six rays, and I've already rolled three of them are going to hit. [00:17:35] Speaker C: Phenomenal. Oh, my goodness. Andrew, thank you. [00:17:37] Speaker E: And those do 9. 13. 13 equals 35 radiant damage. [00:17:42] Speaker C: Phenomenal, Andrew. Thank you. Coming in so prepared, [00:17:48] Speaker E: and I think they very much do a, Like a kind of a. Like, spiraling around each other. [00:17:58] Speaker C: Oh, sick. [00:17:59] Speaker E: Almost looking like a beam and then spread out and then like, come back in. In at him from multiple directions. Even though half of them end up missing or maybe just, you know, hit just like a shard. That's not really important. [00:18:14] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. As you. As you fire off all the rays of fires of fire, as they. As they swirl around each other, some of them impact him and he, like. Some of them, he reaches out with his hand. One of them, he catches in his hand and just crushes in his palm. And then another one, he, like, moves slowly and it drifts around him. Another one, like, breaks off of his horns. But a number impact, and that golden, radiant fire burns his form and starting to scorch Some of the fractured obsidian. [00:18:40] Speaker E: And after those six behind them comes another flying. [00:18:44] Speaker C: Oh, sick. [00:18:45] Speaker A: Andrew. [00:18:45] Speaker E: And they spread out and go straight from the crown of stars. And that will hit for 39 radiant damage. [00:18:52] Speaker C: Yes. Andrew, what was the role to hit on that? [00:18:56] Speaker E: I think it was about a 30. It was somewhere around there. [00:19:00] Speaker C: Okay. [00:19:03] Speaker E: They were all far enough. I was confident. [00:19:04] Speaker C: Yeah, no, no, for sure. I just like recording them. Awesome. [00:19:07] Speaker E: Yep. And then at the end of my turn, I'm gonna move so I can make sure I'm in the position to catch people. My aura. [00:19:13] Speaker C: Okay, if you can here, tell me where to point. [00:19:18] Speaker E: And then how far am I from rondre? [00:19:23] Speaker C: You are 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55. [00:19:30] Speaker E: Okay, so I will just come down onto the ground where I'm 40ft from rond and I want to be on the ground. [00:19:35] Speaker C: Okay, so 5, 10. So like right here. [00:19:39] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:19:39] Speaker C: And then on the ground. Abby, could you take Javion's Mini without the. The elevated platform and put it right where I'm pointing? [00:19:45] Speaker E: None. [00:19:47] Speaker A: Right there. [00:19:47] Speaker C: And then if you could. Right there. And then if you could move the elevated platform off to the side, I [00:19:51] Speaker E: might still 40 from. [00:19:53] Speaker C: Yes. You're also within range of Greta. [00:19:55] Speaker E: Okay, so I'm going to catch Greta. I'm going to catch in my aura. At the end of my turn, I land so I don't take fall damage if I go down. [00:20:06] Speaker C: Nice. [00:20:07] Speaker E: Greta. Rogue. Wrong. Grim and myself are going to get one D10 plus six. Hey, healing. So that is going to be. [00:20:14] Speaker A: Come on. [00:20:17] Speaker E: Gotta want the die. Yeah. Healing. [00:20:20] Speaker C: Hey, Healing's healing. [00:20:21] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:20:22] Speaker B: How much damage did you do? [00:20:26] Speaker E: Seven healing. [00:20:27] Speaker C: Seven. [00:20:27] Speaker D: Seven. [00:20:28] Speaker E: But my damage was 35 plus 39. [00:20:31] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:20:34] Speaker E: And that ends my turn shaving. [00:20:36] Speaker C: As you. As you fire off the bullet and that last ray flies forward. It impacts in Zorgom's chest. And this. This last impact buries deep into his massive barreled horn chest. And there's one loud like cacophony is like. And a larger fracture creeps up his left shoulder. He's starting to look pretty seriously damaged. You're starting to see that, like some of the gouts of hateful fire are bursting out of cracks in his being in other unintentional places. And there's blood pouring out of other sections of his body that is again, not his own. But he only seems more and more determined, more and more hateful, more and more focused on you all. More and more engaged. It is wrong. Grim's turn. [00:21:26] Speaker A: Save. [00:21:27] Speaker C: Yes. Thank you. I really Appreciate you helping remind me of that. [00:21:32] Speaker A: I got a 28. [00:21:35] Speaker C: Excellent. You save. You can go ahead and start doing your other business, and then I'll do your damage. I already rolled it all down, like, under it, so. So give me a moment to roll your damage. [00:21:45] Speaker E: Well. Or I did it like you always do. [00:21:48] Speaker A: One of these two things are true. I can describe how I hit until 11:14. [00:21:54] Speaker C: So you take seven fire damage. I can get this to you quickly. And then three fire damage. [00:22:00] Speaker E: Awesome. [00:22:01] Speaker C: No, it's 14 was the total. [00:22:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:03] Speaker C: Oh, and you saved. Yes, sir. No, no, thank you. [00:22:05] Speaker A: Thank you. [00:22:06] Speaker C: 1016, which is eight to four. Four necrotic damage. Excellent. Phenomenal. Wrong. Please keep going. [00:22:13] Speaker A: Yeah, so I hit on one of my tridents and I missed my second numbers. I had. [00:22:21] Speaker C: It's fine. [00:22:21] Speaker A: A. I. I know I missed with a 21. Okay. [00:22:25] Speaker C: You can guesstimate the others. [00:22:27] Speaker A: The others were like. One was a 30 and one was a 28. [00:22:32] Speaker C: Awesome. Okay, please keep going. [00:22:33] Speaker A: And then. So he misses with his. I think he way work to flavor, so I stay on him. I. I miss with my first trident, but I like. As I'm falling back again, I'm doing that action where I'm trying to, like, keep throwing and I like, fall a few feet. But I get my second one, and I just. [00:22:49] Speaker C: I don't even throw it. [00:22:50] Speaker A: I like. It's like I teleport to the trident and I just. Awesome. [00:22:54] Speaker C: You're pulled by that golden cord of [00:22:55] Speaker A: energy, like, stab into it. And I'm hoping to get toast to this chest. And that's where I bring. Again. Just. I think I just. This time, instead of carving off something, I'm seeing everyone's attacks go in. I just slid my arm in. As far as. [00:23:10] Speaker C: Awesome. You get up to halfway up your form in the broken obsidian of his chest, stabbing the blade. [00:23:15] Speaker A: I do 76 points of damage. [00:23:17] Speaker C: 76 damage. Durangle. Starting to get somewhere, folks. [00:23:23] Speaker E: That's our stabber for you. [00:23:25] Speaker C: Stabber and blaster. [00:23:27] Speaker E: Stabber and blaster. [00:23:28] Speaker C: Stabber and blabber. [00:23:29] Speaker B: I hardly know her. [00:23:30] Speaker C: Oh, my goodness. [00:23:31] Speaker A: Got him. [00:23:32] Speaker C: I just. Again, I'd like to put that in a long vault of things where if Zach had said that, Abby would have gone and then not made eye contact with me for a couple minutes. [00:23:42] Speaker B: The thing is that Curtis Connor made that joke first, so now it's okay because he is a mullet, which makes it okay. [00:23:47] Speaker A: Oh, see, the guy with the weird. [00:23:48] Speaker C: Like, the rules don't make sense to you, listener. They don't make sense to me either. [00:23:51] Speaker D: Oh, Curtis Connor. [00:23:52] Speaker E: He's great. [00:23:53] Speaker C: Wrong. Grim. [00:23:54] Speaker B: The woman of Stan. [00:23:54] Speaker C: As that. The first stab you take with a trident, his like weight shifts and it like, glances off. Stabbing into Zorgrim is incredibly difficult because not only is he so durable and powerful and thick, but his hide is like. It's at angles where like, you can only get into him at certain angles. The horns will repel at different directions. So as the first one scrapes off and you fall, you like, call remnant back to you launch it again, and when it jams into his chest, you like, hark it like, like Spider man shooting away. You like, connect that ray of light and it pulls you to it. And as it pulls you, you pull Crona's bane out in that motion. And then as you arrive to him, plunge it in and you watch as it stabs. This is the first time where as you stab Zorgram, you a 100th of his size. He steps back like something his size hit him and he quakes and he goes. And you look at you watch him look down at you with full intent and focus. Finally, like, you've got his attention now. [00:24:56] Speaker B: Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. [00:24:58] Speaker C: Excellent. Janice. [00:25:01] Speaker D: Yes. [00:25:02] Speaker C: Your turn. [00:25:03] Speaker E: Okay. [00:25:04] Speaker C: Yep. He's getting pissed. [00:25:07] Speaker D: Yes. [00:25:08] Speaker C: Sorry, that was to Daniel. [00:25:09] Speaker E: He was. [00:25:09] Speaker C: Okay, sorry you're having a wordless conversation there. [00:25:12] Speaker A: Specifically you. He's like, I'm pissed at this gal. [00:25:15] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:25:16] Speaker A: She's immune to fire. She's about to start walking through this fire. [00:25:18] Speaker B: But guys, hear me out. It's Janice. Then is pregnant. It's me and I heal and Jo. [00:25:22] Speaker D: Yes. Okay. [00:25:24] Speaker C: What are you doing, Janice? [00:25:25] Speaker D: So Janice is gonna move into your mic, please. Oh, I'm so sorry. [00:25:28] Speaker C: It's okay. [00:25:29] Speaker D: Janice is gonna move up [00:25:32] Speaker C: to the lava, start walking across it. Go. Oh, what are you gonna do, Zorgam? I'm walking on lava. [00:25:37] Speaker D: Okay, so. [00:25:39] Speaker C: Oh, also constitution saving throw. [00:25:41] Speaker D: Oh, yeah, but it'll be. [00:25:43] Speaker C: It'll be at your previous distance. So you're in range, but you're at the furthest range. [00:25:46] Speaker D: Okay, so you're not gonna take mine. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Ooh, that was bad. [00:25:53] Speaker C: Yeah. Concept. [00:25:54] Speaker D: Okay. [00:25:57] Speaker C: Oh, and you're immune to half of it. Oh, yeah. [00:26:02] Speaker D: Eleven. [00:26:04] Speaker C: Well, you fail. But Janice, you only take six. Necrotic damage. Cuz you're just immune to the fire damage now. [00:26:10] Speaker A: But now you need to make a con save. [00:26:12] Speaker C: Oh my goodness. That's. That's true. DC 10. [00:26:15] Speaker D: Wait, do I have to? [00:26:16] Speaker C: Yeah, cuz you took damage. So DC10 con save. [00:26:21] Speaker A: Got it, girl. [00:26:22] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:26:23] Speaker D: I did it. I did. My turn. [00:26:24] Speaker A: Nice, dude. [00:26:25] Speaker E: 17. [00:26:25] Speaker A: 17. Awesome. [00:26:26] Speaker C: You're sick. [00:26:27] Speaker A: Okay, keep going. [00:26:28] Speaker D: I am sick. No, I'm just kidding. I'm actually healthy. [00:26:31] Speaker E: No, I'm sick. [00:26:31] Speaker C: Shout out to fly. [00:26:32] Speaker A: That's true. [00:26:34] Speaker E: Shout out to sinus infection. [00:26:35] Speaker A: I. I still listen to that song. That one and this close. [00:26:38] Speaker B: I'm trying to count what I'm doing, [00:26:40] Speaker C: but Lacey Storm has some good independence. [00:26:41] Speaker A: So good. [00:26:42] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:26:42] Speaker C: Yeah. I have her cd. [00:26:44] Speaker A: I have one. [00:26:44] Speaker E: Wait, what? [00:26:46] Speaker A: Lacy Sturm from. [00:26:47] Speaker C: I think we're talking about a different artist. [00:26:49] Speaker B: Or. [00:26:49] Speaker C: Unless we aren't. [00:26:51] Speaker E: I like her. [00:26:52] Speaker C: Andrea, how did you get even cooler? [00:26:54] Speaker D: Okay. [00:26:55] Speaker C: Sick, dude. [00:26:55] Speaker E: I have the music taste. This isn't new. [00:26:57] Speaker C: Sure. [00:26:58] Speaker E: Okay, cool. [00:26:59] Speaker C: I'm glad we can make that a connecting moment. I'm glad we could be friends here. [00:27:03] Speaker A: You don't even know, bro. [00:27:04] Speaker C: I'm just sick. [00:27:06] Speaker A: I'm. [00:27:06] Speaker C: I'm nervous about the amount of math that Kara. So it's Kara's turn. But she's not talking. She's rolling dice and writing things. And I'm getting scared that she's like, yeah, I just rolled 4 million damage. So talk to us about what happened on this turn. So you. You've resisting this. I know. Reserve. Reserve. [00:27:24] Speaker A: Oh. Oh. [00:27:28] Speaker C: As the wave of power washes across Janice, the fire washes across you. And your golden fire just raises up and absorbs it. And as the necrotic pushes through, you just look up with your eyes blaring and walk through it. And as you walk closer and closer to Zorgrim, what happens next? [00:27:42] Speaker D: I am gonna raise my little adamantai and make her simple up. I'm gonna point it right at him. And I'm not gonna aim it at Craig. Of course. [00:27:51] Speaker C: Yes, of course. [00:27:53] Speaker D: Please, no signature. And I'm gonna cast meteor swarm from it. [00:27:58] Speaker C: Yo. Okay, I see what you did there. And as Janice points the symbol upward, what does it look like as you cast the spell back at him? [00:28:08] Speaker D: I feel like. I feel like. Well, it'll just be. Hopefully he notices. [00:28:13] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:28:15] Speaker D: And it'll just be like, I know, Andrew. No, it'll just be like, crazy. Like. Like lightning kind of gold. Like, stuff that just, like, starts to, like, envelop and then. [00:28:29] Speaker C: Phenomenal. [00:28:29] Speaker E: Yes. [00:28:30] Speaker C: So, Janice, as you step forward, you hold the symbol up, and you look at him and you glare. And as the symbol flashes, the adamantine suddenly rusts and fractures slightly in your hand as the magical item is utilized. As you invoke against chance, you force the subclass ability that you have. So without chance and favor on your side, you Invoke the divine favor of the maker and you force burst magic on a meteor swarm. She's been saving this item. Yeah. [00:29:00] Speaker D: Forever. I made it. [00:29:01] Speaker E: This is what you had, like, from [00:29:03] Speaker D: your father a long time ago. Yeah, it was like. It was something that I had to make. I can't even remember what when. It was an Adam and Time Maker symbol. [00:29:14] Speaker E: I remember you making that. I don't think I knew it did that. That's awesome. [00:29:19] Speaker C: As you hold it there, all of this. This gold lightning flares up. And Zorgom braces himself and pulls up his arm, but the lightning doesn't fly at him. It flies upward and past into the storm. And as it connects with the clouds, the storm ignites and burns. And all of these, there's like these flares of golden energy that make this crazy sound where it's like. Like the fabric of reality aerosolizes at its edges. And you open up these rifts in space and you are calling true meteors across the galaxy towards yourself, where Zorgrim is ripping stones out of the earth and throwing them down at you. You are calling meteors from across the galaxy as they fall down, pummel, and strike him. [00:30:09] Speaker D: And I'd like all four of them are gonna hit him, but I can only. [00:30:12] Speaker C: I know it's the only. Well, if you want, for the fl. So you have a couple slamming to them and then some, like where some of the obsidian creatures are starting to encroach at the side of the crater. [00:30:23] Speaker E: Some of them. [00:30:23] Speaker D: Oh, cool. [00:30:25] Speaker E: That's awesome. [00:30:26] Speaker C: Flatten them at other places. And these. These meteors, which are catching fire, which is. It's like they're. You know, they're. They're heating up from the. The friction of coming through the. Like through the atmosphere. And then as the fire comes closer, your gold lightning strikes them and transmutes the energy into radiant. That's making them into like burning comets coming down and striking him. [00:30:46] Speaker D: Sick. [00:30:46] Speaker C: He's going to utilize another legendary. [00:30:48] Speaker D: I'm sure. [00:30:50] Speaker C: But hey, it's out of the way now. [00:30:52] Speaker D: Well, I got to use the full power of the spell because it was doubled. [00:30:57] Speaker C: So talk to me about the total damage you just dealt. [00:30:59] Speaker D: So the total damage if I use burst magic was 302. Kidding. So it's only 150 still. Oh. [00:31:11] Speaker C: But the total number counts. And with that, with 302 damage, Kara sets the new all time player campaign [00:31:23] Speaker E: I would be when I grow up. [00:31:25] Speaker D: That is insane. [00:31:30] Speaker E: That was awesome. [00:31:31] Speaker C: Crazy. With 3302 damage, Kara sets the all time new Damage record for barely D and D, which quite frankly might never be touched again. [00:31:43] Speaker E: I mean, I think few things in D and D ever approach that. [00:31:46] Speaker C: That's. I think that's more damage than I've seen on critical role. [00:31:51] Speaker B: Wow. [00:31:52] Speaker C: And Janice, as you pull these stones down. Hold on, I'll do the math for the damagey tanks. [00:31:58] Speaker D: It was if. Doesn't matter the kind. Is that okay? [00:32:01] Speaker A: 150. [00:32:02] Speaker D: 151. [00:32:03] Speaker C: 151. [00:32:03] Speaker D: Yeah. It was 83. Radiant 68. [00:32:06] Speaker C: It does not. [00:32:07] Speaker B: Okay, so 151. [00:32:10] Speaker D: Yep. [00:32:10] Speaker B: Okay. [00:32:12] Speaker A: Okay. [00:32:13] Speaker B: I'm keeping trying. [00:32:20] Speaker C: Janice, as you pull the stones, one of the massive stones barrels down through the sky. And the storm parts and struggles underneath it. And Zorgom turns and looks at you and roars. And he like, gathers energy to strike you. And one of the stones crashes into from behind. It shatters on his back. And where it hits him, the ground beneath him indents from the force down on his shoulders, pushing down on the ground. And his wings buckle as he falls forward. And you watch fractures etch up his wings. Some of his great horns. Horns fall off and crash to the ground. You are watching as massive fissures are finding their way into his form. And the golden gouts of his wings momentarily like extinguished before roaring back to life. And he has to catch himself on three limbs as falling to the ground to pull himself back up. You fractured and broken one of his horns. And he looks up at you and Zorgrim's looking flooded. [00:33:16] Speaker E: Yeah. Woo. Bloody. The bloody one. [00:33:20] Speaker C: And Zoram just looks up at you, Janice. [00:33:23] Speaker D: I might die, everybody, but that's okay. [00:33:24] Speaker C: And as he looks up at you, yeah, he just looks at you with an intense focus. His hatred and rage has reached a calm. And he just looks at you and he says. And at the edge of his turn, he's going to cast. He's gonna use another 10th level slot. [00:33:49] Speaker D: Oh, no. [00:33:51] Speaker A: Cast. [00:33:52] Speaker D: It was really nice knowing you guys. [00:33:55] Speaker C: He's going to cast calamity counter spell. [00:33:59] Speaker D: I don't think we can. It's a 10th level. [00:34:01] Speaker C: And then Javion reaches out and focuses with his counter spell. [00:34:06] Speaker D: Oh. [00:34:07] Speaker C: Zorgrim utilizes his feature spell Shatter, for which he can specifically counterspell counter spells. Oh, come on. [00:34:17] Speaker D: Can I counterspell his? [00:34:18] Speaker C: You can try. We have a triple counterspell situation, y'. [00:34:22] Speaker D: All. [00:34:23] Speaker C: So I need you to go ahead and roll for it. [00:34:28] Speaker D: Kara, how do I roll for it again? [00:34:30] Speaker C: So you're gonna roll the D20 and add on your charisma modifier okay. Your DC for this is $20. [00:34:35] Speaker D: Oh, okay. [00:34:36] Speaker E: He uses spell what? [00:34:39] Speaker C: A spell Shatter. Okay, so it's a D20. Just plus. [00:34:43] Speaker D: I'm gonna use my inspiration. This is a moment for inspiration. [00:34:46] Speaker E: Yes, you're live. [00:34:49] Speaker A: And don't forget you have a plus one. No, you don't. Never mind. I lied. This is not a saving throw. [00:34:53] Speaker D: No, I'm not blessed anymore. Come on. [00:34:57] Speaker E: God bless Broly for saving throws. [00:34:59] Speaker D: I don't know how. I'm just gonna hold it. Wow, that was even worse. That's not good. [00:35:05] Speaker C: What'd you get? [00:35:11] Speaker D: 14. [00:35:13] Speaker C: And Janus Xavian. As he reaches up his hand and starts working his spell casting, which I'll describe in a second, you reach out again to try and impose your will upon him, and he raises his hand and. And the storm just responds to his will as a lightning bolt strikes down from the sky and lands near you. And you're shocked back by it, unable to complete your spell. And as Janus then reaches out to oppose him, Zorgrim just looks down at you. And you feel a searing pain in your mind. And he repels your counterspell as he succeeds in producing his spell. Man, lift this bad boy up. [00:35:56] Speaker E: I tried, Janice. [00:35:58] Speaker D: I tried too. [00:35:59] Speaker E: We're still counter spell buddies. [00:36:01] Speaker D: I know. Probably longer. [00:36:05] Speaker C: Okay, we roll some dice and then I'll give you some. [00:36:09] Speaker D: You could also not roll dice too. [00:36:14] Speaker E: No, I made. I made. Made too many jokes. [00:36:17] Speaker D: I know. [00:36:18] Speaker E: I'm sorry. I got a little tired and wired. [00:36:22] Speaker A: Tired and wired. [00:36:24] Speaker E: What? [00:36:24] Speaker D: What classifies it as a 10th level spell? [00:36:28] Speaker E: Well, 10th level isn't calamity. Yeah, 10th level is not something that's like, in main rules. [00:36:35] Speaker D: Yeah, so it's so, like kind of. [00:36:37] Speaker B: What is it? [00:36:38] Speaker E: Outside of it. [00:36:39] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, we all. Oh, Noah something after this. [00:36:43] Speaker A: Because he. He's the one who told him to make a 10th level spell. [00:36:47] Speaker D: He just got like, our food. [00:36:49] Speaker A: I know. [00:36:50] Speaker E: Noah came back with Chipotle and said, do it. [00:36:53] Speaker B: He did save the day. He did save the day. [00:36:55] Speaker C: When he left for the Chipotle, he texted me and said, cascalamity. He's been Zorgrim this whole time. You think you're fighting me? You're fighting him. [00:37:03] Speaker E: If they're still up when I get back. [00:37:05] Speaker D: That's what he meant when he said he was running. He's running Zorgam. [00:37:08] Speaker C: This is the truest DM screen. A DM screen made of flesh and mind and will. [00:37:14] Speaker D: Now we have to fight you. [00:37:15] Speaker B: And he's about to come back. [00:37:16] Speaker C: I climb up on the table and sit on the mat. [00:37:19] Speaker A: The tables all break. [00:37:22] Speaker C: I'm, like, on the floor, covered in, like, roll initiative. Okay, so Zorgrim raises up his hands and he, like, begins trembling under the weight. And you all watch as all around those fiery glyphs and symbols appear all over him. And they're those hateful, sharp, carved, deepest magic speech. He doesn't bother with the glyphs. He doesn't need them. He just evokes the commands and reality responds to him. And they appear as around his arms. They start appearing around his chest and around his head. They're orbiting like an insidious, oscillating halo. And the storm around him. [00:38:01] Speaker D: Tornado stops. [00:38:03] Speaker C: And for a moment, everyone, everywhere, feels this great of energy. And everything pauses before. There's just an immense shockwave rushes across all of you, pushing you, slamming into all of you. It rockets across the Caldera and it moves beyond. For a moment, the storm is lift it up. You all hear it echo across the landscape. As for the surrounding 10 miles. He deals 107 force damage to everything, including his obsidian creatures and all of your allies and you all. So I need you all to give me a constitution saving throw. And then there's gonna be another saving throw. [00:39:02] Speaker D: I'm resistant to force damage, so do I get it halved automatically? [00:39:06] Speaker C: Holy living crap. And the magic item that boss bought two years ago that has never come come up in the campaign, which Ro saved for this moment, gives her resistance to force damage. So Roe takes half damage. [00:39:24] Speaker E: If this takes us down, do we still do the saves? [00:39:29] Speaker C: Yes, because we're seeing Luna. You get half damage. [00:39:31] Speaker D: Okay, so do I. Do I still do? Do I get a good half of half? [00:39:36] Speaker A: Yes, you can, if you save. I got a 33 in my con. Yeah, [00:39:42] Speaker E: I got a one and a one. And I think that's just a die, buddy. [00:39:47] Speaker A: Did you get another 20? Jackie, [00:39:51] Speaker C: what's your total? [00:39:54] Speaker E: That was. Jackie, like, gave a bar. [00:39:58] Speaker C: That's mine. [00:39:59] Speaker E: Yeah. The chance of me succeeding this is so low, I'm not eating. [00:40:03] Speaker D: Oh, wait, 25. [00:40:05] Speaker A: Don't use your bardic. [00:40:06] Speaker D: Do I say no? Thanks. Is the DC over 20? [00:40:13] Speaker A: Huh? [00:40:13] Speaker D: Is the DC. It's over 25. Okay. [00:40:18] Speaker E: No, wait. 25 failed. [00:40:20] Speaker D: Yeah, I rolled a nat 20 and it failed. [00:40:22] Speaker C: You're trying to beat his spell safe. [00:40:24] Speaker E: Okay, but, like, did you get Craig 20? [00:40:27] Speaker D: I rolled a 15. I have a plus 11 and then I have a plus one. Wait, is that correct? [00:40:32] Speaker C: 27? [00:40:33] Speaker D: 7. [00:40:34] Speaker C: 27 does not succeed. [00:40:36] Speaker D: That doesn't succeed. [00:40:37] Speaker A: I told you, it's 28. [00:40:38] Speaker E: Greta, why are you even having a spot? [00:40:42] Speaker B: Tello? [00:40:44] Speaker E: There's no points. [00:40:45] Speaker C: Well, there is. It's possible. [00:40:46] Speaker B: Okay, Tello fails with a 12. [00:40:48] Speaker A: Okay. [00:40:49] Speaker B: Greta? I don't know. With a plus three, plus four. [00:40:54] Speaker C: What did you get? [00:40:55] Speaker D: You had got a 17. [00:40:57] Speaker B: Greta got a 25. [00:40:59] Speaker A: Okay. [00:41:00] Speaker E: Okay. [00:41:01] Speaker C: Wrong. Grim alone succeeds as the first individual to succeed. A God spell safety with a 33 on his saving throw. [00:41:10] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:41:11] Speaker C: So you guys know the roll has to be somewhere in between 25 and 33. Or 28, and 33 has to be somewhere in there. [00:41:19] Speaker D: 27. [00:41:20] Speaker C: So row, you take half damage, and. [00:41:22] Speaker A: Wrong. [00:41:23] Speaker C: Grim, you take half damage because you succeeded. Well, it was 107 total, so that's so 53. So you take 53, and you take 53. [00:41:31] Speaker A: I'm like a Greta. [00:41:33] Speaker C: You take 107 damage. [00:41:36] Speaker D: I use refraction. I'm going to do the dice roll stuff as my reaction. [00:41:39] Speaker C: Yes, you can. Yes, you can utilize that reaction, and then let me know the deduction, and then we'll come back to it. Tello takes 107 damage. Javan, you take 107 damage, and then UE takes 107. Jian is down. I brought plenty of unconsciousness. [00:41:56] Speaker D: Wait, who's down? Jv Yep. [00:41:58] Speaker A: I haven't used my reaction to do the thing yet. Right. [00:42:00] Speaker C: You haven't. [00:42:01] Speaker A: Hey, Craig, you're within 30ft of me, right? [00:42:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:04] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:42:04] Speaker A: Sick as hell, man. You're gonna take less damage than you just took. [00:42:07] Speaker D: Okay, cool. Oh, do you want me to. [00:42:12] Speaker A: Do you want me to take 16? [00:42:14] Speaker C: Less. Kind of nailed it, actually. [00:42:16] Speaker A: Okay. And Zorkum takes 16. [00:42:18] Speaker C: Phenomenal. [00:42:19] Speaker E: And that dozen. He only had 16 left. [00:42:23] Speaker A: Yep. I also just had to make another con, save for my relentless rage, and I got a. Oh, you're. Oh, 36. [00:42:34] Speaker C: Phenomenal. Thank you. So I succeeded, and your DC is now 15, right? [00:42:38] Speaker A: Yes. [00:42:39] Speaker D: Okay. I took 16. Sorry. [00:42:42] Speaker E: Wait. [00:42:42] Speaker D: 19 store damage. [00:42:45] Speaker C: Nice. [00:42:46] Speaker D: So that means. [00:42:48] Speaker C: So you've absorbed 19 and 16 from you, right? [00:42:50] Speaker D: Yeah. So it's 72 damage. [00:42:52] Speaker C: Thank you. Thank you, Micah. You've been so on top of things today. [00:42:57] Speaker D: No, it does 72 to me. [00:43:00] Speaker C: It's a whole lot better than 107. Okay, so it was 10. Now it goes to 15. Just helping keep track of it. Not that you don't have it, but, you know, just trying to be helpful and be on it. Okay. Phenomenal. And then now we have another set of saving. [00:43:18] Speaker E: The only one going down. [00:43:19] Speaker C: Yeah, at the moment, but I think a lot of people are really rough. Also, you were concentrating on something and you were concentrating on something. [00:43:26] Speaker D: What was I concentrating on? [00:43:27] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:43:27] Speaker C: You message your flame. [00:43:29] Speaker B: Right. [00:43:29] Speaker D: Oh, are you bloody? [00:43:32] Speaker A: What kind of damage was all for? [00:43:34] Speaker B: I was concentrating something. [00:43:36] Speaker D: So death door. [00:43:38] Speaker C: That spell's gone. [00:43:40] Speaker D: Sure. [00:43:40] Speaker A: Oh, do you know where she. Okay, cool. [00:43:43] Speaker B: You could just bless drops. Sorry, guys. [00:43:46] Speaker C: Bless is gone. [00:43:47] Speaker B: That's okay. [00:43:49] Speaker C: You've got your mileage out. Would you mind taking the concentration ring off of. [00:43:55] Speaker B: Yes. [00:43:55] Speaker A: Got him, girl. That is. [00:43:57] Speaker C: Felt like she asserted dominance. Actually, I feel subservient now. [00:44:03] Speaker E: Thank you. [00:44:04] Speaker B: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. [00:44:08] Speaker C: You can keep over there. I have plenty of rings. Actually, I'll let you know if I need something. Okay, now I need strength saving throws from everybody. [00:44:20] Speaker A: Oh, I love these throws that we're doing here, guys. [00:44:23] Speaker D: You're joking. I hate that. No, I, I, I only have a plus six. [00:44:32] Speaker C: I only have plus six. [00:44:34] Speaker B: You girl. [00:44:34] Speaker D: I have minus two. Oh, never mind. [00:44:36] Speaker C: Yes. [00:44:37] Speaker E: Strength. I'm unconscious. Does my unconscious body roll this to not fly away? [00:44:42] Speaker C: No, you're just gonna fly. [00:44:43] Speaker D: Okay, the one that I was adding a D4 with 37. Sorry. [00:44:49] Speaker C: Holy crap. [00:44:50] Speaker E: This is most likely like it's concussing. [00:44:53] Speaker B: Oh, okay, okay, okay. [00:44:55] Speaker D: Do you want to hear mine? [00:44:56] Speaker B: Okay. [00:44:56] Speaker D: Yes, I got a three. No, I got a six. [00:44:58] Speaker E: Sorry, I thought you had poker chips. [00:45:02] Speaker D: You had got a 17. [00:45:04] Speaker A: I like to gamble. [00:45:06] Speaker D: I got a 21. [00:45:08] Speaker B: Greta got a 13. Tello got a nat. One [00:45:13] Speaker C: rogue out of five. [00:45:16] Speaker D: I fear we aren't doing this very well. [00:45:19] Speaker C: Things are just getting a little more stuff. Serious. [00:45:20] Speaker B: Feel like we should have rolled higher, guys. [00:45:23] Speaker C: Wrong. [00:45:23] Speaker D: Yeah, guys, try to roll higher. [00:45:24] Speaker A: I really tried. [00:45:25] Speaker C: I really tried. [00:45:25] Speaker A: More. [00:45:26] Speaker C: As the wave of force blasts into you, dig into your to your tri trident. Hold on to the mass in front of you, one of the horns. And then with your, with your supernatural strength, you hold and all four spirits come around you and hold you to him as well. And it like you can feel the skin tearing in your hands. You can feel like, like you're ripping muscles your body. But you hold on as you're taking permanent muscle damage. And Craig, you fly backward. [00:45:55] Speaker E: Wait, really? [00:45:56] Speaker D: Oh, shoot. [00:46:00] Speaker C: What am I doing? I did that wrong. [00:46:02] Speaker A: Sorry. [00:46:05] Speaker C: Craig, you're gonna move 10ft backward. So could somebody move Craig two spaces away? And then you technically fall. I can get you. [00:46:13] Speaker A: You're eating. [00:46:14] Speaker C: You take another five points of bludgeoning damage, Craig, and you're gonna land prone 10ft away. [00:46:19] Speaker D: Okay, what does prone mean? [00:46:20] Speaker C: You're laying on your side, half your movement to get up. Greta, you are knocked backward right to the edge of the map and you're prone on the ground. You hat your broom. Sure, that's a good point. Well, hold on. So you can move. No, you're definitely off your broom. But the question is whether or not you still have hold of your broom and you're prone. So you can let yourself down sideways. Why don't you give me a Dex saving throw to hold onto your broom? This is not gonna be equal to your spell save. This is just. Let's see if you can hold onto it then. Ro. You are thrown back. [00:46:59] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:47:01] Speaker C: 30ft. [00:47:02] Speaker E: Okay. [00:47:03] Speaker C: 5, 10, 15, 20. That could have been good. 25, 30, that could have been bad. [00:47:08] Speaker D: You are prone right here with this one. [00:47:10] Speaker A: No, right. [00:47:11] Speaker E: This one. [00:47:12] Speaker C: Yeah, right next to the lava. Yep. [00:47:17] Speaker D: I don't like. I don't like it. [00:47:20] Speaker B: That's an eight for me. [00:47:22] Speaker C: Okay, your broom scatters. Let's use. [00:47:28] Speaker B: Wait, I can use. Can I use one of my little tiny ones? [00:47:31] Speaker C: Yes, please, please. And just put it, put it somewhere within 15ft of you. [00:47:35] Speaker B: 15ft. [00:47:35] Speaker C: Somewhere within 15ft of you. [00:47:36] Speaker B: And can I? [00:47:38] Speaker C: You can. [00:47:40] Speaker B: That feels like an advantage. [00:47:41] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm, I'm okay with that. [00:47:43] Speaker E: Okay then. Yes. [00:47:50] Speaker C: Well, I'm gonna do him last for reasons Janice. Oh, you move 30ft backwards, prone uegg. Just to the edge. Actually, 20ft and, and prone. Oh, I. I'm really falling in love with this whole throwing. This is gonna be a fond memory for me, Tello. [00:48:13] Speaker D: So that is to be a fond memory for you? [00:48:17] Speaker C: 25ft. Yep, prone. [00:48:21] Speaker B: This isn't even his turn, guys. [00:48:23] Speaker C: And then Javian. [00:48:24] Speaker B: What the freak? [00:48:25] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:48:28] Speaker C: 25, 10, 15, 21 short of the lava. Literally one short of the lava. [00:48:38] Speaker D: You should put your. You should put your hand in it. The one that's in the lava? No, no, the. The mineral hand. [00:48:45] Speaker A: Okay. [00:48:46] Speaker C: That was Zorgums the man, if you will. [00:48:48] Speaker D: Yeah, that was the. [00:48:50] Speaker B: That was the legendary action at the end of Janice's turn. [00:48:53] Speaker C: Yes, I used all my legendary actions for that. Okay, thank you, Craig. It's your turn. [00:49:00] Speaker D: Okay, so I already did my turn [00:49:03] Speaker C: and I really appreciate that now, Craig. [00:49:06] Speaker D: Yes. So I, I rolled for the concave. I was hoping that I wouldn't make it so I could use refraction. And now I really wish I had made it cuz I got a 17. So I did not make it. So I have some damage that is unnecessary now cuz I already used refraction. [00:49:24] Speaker A: Got you. [00:49:25] Speaker C: Would you, would you like to not use it? I'm okay with that. [00:49:28] Speaker D: With refraction. [00:49:29] Speaker C: Would you like to have not used it now that you know that the [00:49:32] Speaker D: damage was low for 107. [00:49:34] Speaker C: What are you talking about? Hold on. Explain refraction again to me. I'm not understanding. [00:49:38] Speaker D: Okay, so I was. Was expecting that I wouldn't have any damage and that by not meeting the con, say that I could use that damage. [00:49:45] Speaker C: Got you. [00:49:46] Speaker D: But I was just dealt the crap ton, so I. Yeah, I'm with you. [00:49:50] Speaker C: Sorry, I'm. [00:49:51] Speaker D: Now I'm not happy about not getting. [00:49:53] Speaker C: Okay, so, Craig, how much you take? 45, 10, 15 points of fire damage. [00:50:05] Speaker D: Oh, wait, it goes on. [00:50:06] Speaker E: And. [00:50:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:13] Speaker C: 17 points of necrotic damage. Okay, but otherwise it's you. Dude, take them away. I love this D4. [00:50:23] Speaker D: It looks like a jolly man. [00:50:25] Speaker C: Can we start using this to roll the. The first thing? [00:50:28] Speaker D: What? [00:50:28] Speaker A: No. [00:50:29] Speaker D: Okay, because you want us to not. [00:50:32] Speaker C: Yes. [00:50:32] Speaker D: So can I? [00:50:34] Speaker C: Yeah, go ahead. Micah, please. [00:50:35] Speaker D: What makes you think we're gonna have another round? We're gonna kill him. Here's what I am gonna do. [00:50:40] Speaker C: I'm listening. [00:50:40] Speaker D: Here's what I'm gonna do. I was expecting to be closer, but I can use my flying speed to get back up onto you. Can there? [00:50:49] Speaker C: Would you like to take a ranged attack and then fly back to him for a melee? [00:50:52] Speaker D: No, I'm gonna heal Ron. Wait, what are. Are you. Did things change? [00:50:58] Speaker A: I'm at one. [00:50:58] Speaker D: Oh, shoot. Yeah. I want to heal you. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, that'd be great. [00:51:02] Speaker A: I like that. [00:51:02] Speaker C: Okay, now. Now that you're thrown back on the ground behind him, you have a 70 foot fly speed. It takes half of your movement to get up when prone. [00:51:12] Speaker D: Are you kidding me? [00:51:13] Speaker A: 35ft? Yeah. [00:51:14] Speaker C: So you now have 35ft. You can make it back to Zorgon, but you cannot make it to. [00:51:18] Speaker D: But if I. If I'm not used If. Okay, so what if I flip flew up there and then I use my walking speed? [00:51:24] Speaker E: Would that. [00:51:25] Speaker D: Is that the same thing? [00:51:25] Speaker C: Two different movements? So having a fly speed doesn't like. It's not like. Well, I have a 70 foot fly speed and a third foot walk speeds and I have 100ft of movement. [00:51:33] Speaker A: It's. [00:51:33] Speaker C: It's all like you have one or the other. [00:51:34] Speaker A: Could you try to like just fly up and not have to use half moon? [00:51:39] Speaker C: Okay, here is something. Here's something I will let you. Okay, Try to make like sitting up into a launched channel jump fly through and then like literally roll through to. [00:51:51] Speaker A: Wrong grim. [00:51:51] Speaker C: I'll let you try that. But here's the thing. It's going to be two checks so it's going to start with an athletics check to make that stand up and launch yourself motion. Now, granted, it's not gonna be Zorgrim's spell safe that those are those impossible checks. Right? This is gonna be lower, but it is gonna be a meaningful dc. Try to launch yourself forward. And then I'm gonna need you to make a dexterity saving throw to try and roll your way to wrong grim through the legs. But you can try that if you 1. [00:52:14] Speaker A: But you don't have to. [00:52:14] Speaker C: You do have advantage on deck. Saves with your wings. [00:52:17] Speaker A: Something else. That's okay, too. [00:52:18] Speaker D: I don't have advantage. I proficiency. [00:52:20] Speaker A: Sorry. [00:52:20] Speaker C: You're right. Gotcha. [00:52:21] Speaker D: Yeah, that's okay. [00:52:22] Speaker C: It's up to you. You make those two checks if you want. Or you can just go for trying to attack. [00:52:28] Speaker A: I can stay alive for a little bit longer. So you can attack if you think that would be better. [00:52:32] Speaker D: Who's up next? [00:52:34] Speaker C: The world, man. Yalls. Healers are far. [00:52:36] Speaker D: Okay. My healers are far. I need to heal you. You. [00:52:40] Speaker A: It would be nice. [00:52:41] Speaker D: Yeah. I need to heal you, dude. Okay. [00:52:47] Speaker C: We're just going to hope there's no wrong move here, Micah. It's your game. [00:52:52] Speaker D: I. I think I'm going to make the attempt. I'm going. You said athletics. [00:52:57] Speaker C: Athletics to start. [00:52:58] Speaker D: Okay. That sucks. That absolutely is sucky. [00:53:08] Speaker C: You don't still have inspiration, do you? [00:53:10] Speaker D: I don't. [00:53:10] Speaker A: Okay. Do you have your per diem? [00:53:13] Speaker D: I don't. I am not even blessed. [00:53:17] Speaker A: Sorry. Sorry. [00:53:19] Speaker D: So that would be an 18 for [00:53:22] Speaker C: athletics that will meet. [00:53:24] Speaker D: Are you serious? [00:53:25] Speaker C: Yeah, it's. Remember, like, there's a DC for resisting his deific. Exp his spell safe. This is to efficiently launch yourself into a jump motion for your flight. I will let you. [00:53:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:53:36] Speaker D: And now I'm going to make a dexterity saving throw. [00:53:39] Speaker C: Yes. And so that saving throw is allowing like, you haven't suddenly like passed into like. Oh, now I have more movement. You're just trying to. If you're foregoing getting up, clearly flying, landing, you're foregoing all of that to be like. I'm going to launch myself in a direction. [00:53:55] Speaker A: Okay. [00:53:56] Speaker C: And try and weave through the legs to get to wrong. You are making a desperate vi. [00:53:59] Speaker D: Okay. [00:54:00] Speaker C: But I'm letting this all be snatched up in your movement. [00:54:04] Speaker D: Okay, cool. 9. 17. [00:54:08] Speaker C: 26. [00:54:09] Speaker D: 26. [00:54:09] Speaker C: Okay, Craig, as you. As you use your tremendous core strength and push through your glutes, you do this like, kind of. [00:54:16] Speaker E: Can I. [00:54:17] Speaker D: Can I flavor this? [00:54:17] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:54:18] Speaker C: Please, please, please. [00:54:18] Speaker D: I already know I rolled to hit. And I got a 32. And I'm wondering if as I'm going in there using star splinter at the same time. [00:54:27] Speaker C: I love that. [00:54:29] Speaker D: And then I would, you know, do the healing. Okay, so, 32. It does 77 damage. [00:54:36] Speaker C: Excellent. [00:54:37] Speaker E: Hell, yeah. [00:54:38] Speaker D: Which is really good. [00:54:39] Speaker C: You guys trying to deal some very serious damage. [00:54:41] Speaker D: Let me make sure that I'm telling you this right, because I have a pool that of healing of my paladin level. Times five. [00:54:50] Speaker A: Yes. [00:54:51] Speaker B: 17. [00:54:52] Speaker D: Times five. [00:54:53] Speaker B: 17. [00:54:56] Speaker D: I don't give you all of it. So 85. [00:54:58] Speaker A: Okay. Thank you very much. [00:55:00] Speaker D: So that goes to you, 85. [00:55:01] Speaker C: Hip healing, Craig. That's phenomenal. [00:55:03] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:55:03] Speaker C: You just dealt more than the. Than the. Than the six. The seventh level spell healed. [00:55:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:55:08] Speaker D: That's all I can do, so don't ask me any. [00:55:10] Speaker C: That was pretty incredible, Chris. [00:55:11] Speaker A: I did pretty good. [00:55:12] Speaker D: Don't ask me to do any more healing. [00:55:13] Speaker C: Do you. Do you want any other input on the flavor? Because I can take you to Flavortown. [00:55:17] Speaker A: I'm just checking. Is it okay if I can help with some of the flavor when he gets to me? [00:55:21] Speaker C: Yes. Yeah, absolutely. [00:55:22] Speaker D: Actually, this is awesome. [00:55:23] Speaker C: Okay, so. [00:55:25] Speaker D: Okay, I would like to [00:55:29] Speaker C: also. Could somebody pick up the Craig mini and put him, like, right next to [00:55:31] Speaker D: wrong In a funny way, I'm gonna say the rumbling and the craziness just happened with calamity and all of that. The earth that, like, the. The world is still kind of shaking. And I think that reverberating in the shaking, like, Craig is going to, like, his fingers are, like, digging into the. Like, the ground as much as he can. [00:55:48] Speaker C: You're gone. Literally breaks some of the basalt, and [00:55:51] Speaker D: the metal literally pushes off of the ground and, like, launches into the air and he, like, rolls and, like. Like, almost like a. I don't know, like a werewolf or something, like, clawing his way off the ground, like. Like the barrel. [00:56:06] Speaker C: Barrel, Absolutely. [00:56:07] Speaker D: And then he just, like, rolls up to Ron Grim, and then just like, you're going to do great, and we're going to keep you alive and then heals. [00:56:16] Speaker C: You're doing great, bud. Also, hey, that rock will move, and you can pull it off the map. If you're not careful with it, you [00:56:21] Speaker D: can flavor the rest. [00:56:22] Speaker C: Understood? Yes. Sorry. I was just awesome. Craig, as you launch yourselves forward and get that. That running with your legs and then launch yourself, you. Your wings give one big. And as you fly upward. I mean, Zorgom's. Not intentionally, but as he moves, a leg moves by you and slams on the stone next to you. If you had failed that, you could have gotten stepped on and so you don't get crushed. And as you weave before the legs, you. And you come to this standing, like, standing up out of a roll, your wings, like, guiding you. And you literally, like, as you rolled your wings, which are metal, pushed down off and, like, stood you up next to Rongrim as you gave that affirmation, as you're going through the motion, you, like, threw Star Splinter up and then did the flip and Star Splinter cut him for you. And, like, returns to your hand. There's another great gash down his leg. And Zorgom rolls out, roars out in power. There are massive pieces of obsidian impacting now. He's starting to look seriously fractured. And as you grab wrongdoam, your energy flows into him. [00:57:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I think he, like, kind of brings you close and probably a weird, like, bro hug. Yeah, bro hug. But also, like, trying not to fall off the. [00:57:34] Speaker C: Yeah, like, also using you for physical support. [00:57:37] Speaker A: And I'm just like two battle dwarves. [00:57:39] Speaker C: Thank you. [00:57:40] Speaker A: I will not be a waste. [00:57:42] Speaker C: As Rong Grim talks, you watch the horrible, like, his flesh is busted down his face and blood is pouring out of his cheek. You watch his broken jaw re hinge. You watch, like, his shoulder pull itself back into joint. Like, you're watching as he's saying, thank you. You're watching your magic knit his flesh back together. Much better, Craig. That was an awesome turn. [00:58:06] Speaker B: Now it's, [00:58:10] Speaker C: I have actions. [00:58:11] Speaker A: You have a mythic action. [00:58:12] Speaker D: Great. [00:58:13] Speaker B: Okay. [00:58:14] Speaker C: Zorum's man. [00:58:16] Speaker E: What [00:58:20] Speaker D: is he kind of mad at me? [00:58:24] Speaker C: Whose die is this? No, it's okay. [00:58:26] Speaker D: She was. [00:58:26] Speaker B: That's mine. I was using it to count. But it's not official. [00:58:31] Speaker C: All jokes aside, remember, none of this is personal. Zorgo, not me. But he's operating from a policeman of hate. Zorgom turns his head, and in a fit of rage, as these mortals, these chosen mortals, are going to pull him away from how he has died, from how he has worked for millennia, to rework what he believes is a fundamentally broken universe. He's still of his right mind, but rage is starting to take him. And he turns, and with blood streaming out of his eyes and down his face, not his own, feeling that liminal thinness. To the bloody court. [00:59:16] Speaker A: Pull. [00:59:17] Speaker C: He turns his head and he looks at Xavian's fallen body, and he just whispers, die, traitor. And as the blinding beam strikes the Earth, there is no safe. And he's unconscious. [00:59:42] Speaker B: Oh, geez. [00:59:53] Speaker E: Is this the same thing? That's the. [00:59:58] Speaker A: The void. [00:59:58] Speaker E: The void the beam of hate. [00:59:59] Speaker D: Okay. [01:00:00] Speaker E: Beam of hate. [01:00:05] Speaker A: Also. [01:00:05] Speaker C: Andrea, I love you very much. [01:00:12] Speaker E: Thought it would be so cool to be a warlock with a really weird patron. [01:00:21] Speaker C: Technically, your resistances are intrinsic. Oh, wait, I was thinking of fire. Sorry, that was busy. [01:00:30] Speaker E: Yeah, he's casting fire. Cold and radiant. Right. [01:00:36] Speaker C: I rolled low on the first set, Andrea. [01:00:44] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:00:45] Speaker C: As this beam I will get to describing in a moment. [01:00:47] Speaker E: Moment. [01:00:47] Speaker C: But as this beam is reaching out to strike Shavan, is there anything you'd like to be describing or narrating? [01:00:59] Speaker E: Laying there unconscious, Hanging on the edge of life. And I mean terrified. But also fighting desperately to get up. Because this is the fight he's been in for years. And he did. It took so much to get out from Zorgrim's thumb and have this guy still be very mean about it and have this all he did to Savina. He like a little bit of his. Seeing it come. He like a little bit of it. He reaches with like, what consciousness he has and touches one of his hand to one of his wrists where he has the bound bracelet to wee woo. Somewhere out there in the world, she just hears. Weevil can hear I love you. Which I'm sure is not, you know, stressful at all for to hear out of nowhere. But. [01:02:26] Speaker C: Javion, you remind me your hit point total. [01:02:33] Speaker E: So since they last for 24 hours, can I. Do I count the hit points including Aid and Heroes Feast or my other. My lower hit points? [01:02:47] Speaker C: They're still. [01:02:47] Speaker E: They're still those last for time not being up. Yeah, with Those it is 237. You can lie. [01:03:06] Speaker C: I'm not gonna. [01:03:06] Speaker E: That's all Zorgo does is lie. [01:03:10] Speaker C: So I can feel my heart beating through my chest. With 238 damage. [01:03:18] Speaker E: No, no, no. That. Are you kidding me? [01:03:22] Speaker C: I have the math up on my sheet. Shavian anon dies. His charred corpse is pushed 30ft down into the crater left by the beam still in motionless where none of you can see. It's Greta's turn in initiative. [01:04:09] Speaker B: Okay. Please correct me if anyone has a better option. I think my best option is to mass heal, probably. [01:04:20] Speaker C: Jackie, could you switch out the red [01:04:22] Speaker B: ring for the pile so that. Okay, so dm, I have some questions about movement. My. I'm prone. Hold on. [01:04:36] Speaker A: You are. [01:04:38] Speaker B: So I have a movement of 25. So it would. I would use 12 movement to get up, Correct? [01:04:46] Speaker C: Yes. [01:04:46] Speaker B: Okay, so I. If I use 12 movement to get up and then I use. Well, my first question is. [01:04:55] Speaker C: Wait, 12? [01:04:56] Speaker B: Yes. [01:04:57] Speaker A: Technically, 10. [01:04:58] Speaker C: 10. [01:04:58] Speaker B: Yeah. So my. I guess my first question is. What kind of is. Can I use a bonus action to mount my broom? And then once I am on my broom, do I still have my 45, my 40ft of movement or not? [01:05:13] Speaker C: So technically, that getting up eats into that movement as well. So you would have the right. Because you have the total movement. So we'd be counting it out of the 40, so you'd have 20 remaining. [01:05:26] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. [01:05:28] Speaker C: Though I will say I did just let Craig make a saving throw for something like this. If you want, try to make a check. [01:05:35] Speaker B: Okay. [01:05:36] Speaker C: And you know what? Here's the thing. You have a flying broom. [01:05:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:05:39] Speaker C: I will let you try to make a check to effectively roll belly first onto your broom. [01:05:43] Speaker B: Okay. [01:05:44] Speaker C: And, like, fly out of it in the same way that a person can try and kip up to standing. [01:05:48] Speaker B: Okay. Well, I'm. I'm prone here, and it's 15ft away from me. [01:05:53] Speaker C: Let's do it for a high dc. [01:05:56] Speaker B: Okay. Or. [01:05:57] Speaker C: Or you can just elect to. To crawl to it and get your remaining 20ft of movement on the perm. [01:06:02] Speaker B: Okay. I'm. I'm okay. What I was thinking was. [01:06:05] Speaker C: Sure, yeah, talk to me. [01:06:06] Speaker B: I would use 10 of my movement to get up 15, 20. That is all of my movement. [01:06:13] Speaker C: Do you intend on using a bonus action this turn? [01:06:15] Speaker B: I was. I was hoping that I could use a bonus action to get on my broom and then use force. 40ft of movement. [01:06:21] Speaker C: But that's if you remember the stat block for broom of the dusk Witch. [01:06:23] Speaker D: Okay. [01:06:24] Speaker C: You can move it mentally with a bonus action. [01:06:27] Speaker B: So I could move. And then you can move it to [01:06:30] Speaker C: me, and you can move it to you straight up, mount it, and get back to flying. I will let it be your bonus action to call the broom to you. You can get on it, and you can keep your 40ft of movement. [01:06:37] Speaker B: Okay. I would like to do that. Okay. So I'm up flying 10ft in the air. [01:06:46] Speaker C: You got 40ft a moment. [01:06:47] Speaker B: Right, right, right. Okay. So when I was counting, I am gonna try and cast Mass heal, which is 60ft. Okay. [01:06:57] Speaker C: Who has the measuring tool? [01:06:58] Speaker B: I do. So I would like to get. I mean, I would like to get Boz. No, sorry. [01:07:07] Speaker A: Ron Graham. Craig. [01:07:08] Speaker B: I was like, Boz. Ron. German Craig. And if you move to this spot [01:07:14] Speaker C: right here over the crater, you will be in range of both Roe and [01:07:19] Speaker B: Wrong Grim and Crater 25. [01:07:21] Speaker C: Just, like, by, like a square on your side. If you're like. If you can get to here. [01:07:26] Speaker B: 30. [01:07:27] Speaker A: Yeah. 10 more feet. [01:07:28] Speaker B: 35. 40. [01:07:30] Speaker A: Okay. [01:07:30] Speaker C: In every dimension, you have exactly enough movement yeah. [01:07:35] Speaker B: Okay, well, then I would like to cast Mass heal. [01:07:39] Speaker C: What does it look like, Greta, as you evoke a ninth level spell to offer 700 points of healing. [01:07:45] Speaker B: Yeah, I know that she's not over Xavian, but I would like to. Can I just. I would like to flavor it. Like, she's, like, hovering over the. The crater. [01:07:57] Speaker C: No, you're. You're right next to it. [01:07:59] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I'm hover. Okay, so then she's, like, hovering over Xavian's corpse, and she. She's like. Tears are just streaming down her face, and she's, like, just screaming at the top of her lungs. I think if I make eye contact with Zorgrim, will it be bad? [01:08:16] Speaker C: Hey, man, roll your play. [01:08:18] Speaker B: It's your story. She's gonna, like, look at Zorgrim in the face. Maybe not his eyes, but, like, she's gonna do his best and, like, look at his nose really hard. [01:08:25] Speaker D: I don't know if you can see his eyes. [01:08:28] Speaker C: Anyway. [01:08:29] Speaker B: Hey, roll your plan in the face. And, like, tears are streaming down, and she's, like, devastated by this choice that. That she's made. And she's like. She doesn't know if it's the best, and she doesn't know, like, if it's right or wrong. But this was. It's almost like this was just, like, what her body did, and there wasn't time to think. So she just, like, is, like, hovering over it, and there's like. Like a. It's like a. It's like a fog shaking, but way cooler of just like. Yeah, yeah, like gold. And I want to say that, like, all of the tattoos on her body is, like, glowing. And the, like, all of the, like, where her roots are gold and where the skin and her wrinkles is gold is, like, radiating light and just, like, flowing out onto her allies, and that is how she casts it. [01:09:24] Speaker C: Greta, you have 700 points of healing. [01:09:26] Speaker B: Okay. [01:09:27] Speaker C: How I would recommend doing this is talking to each of your allies and asking how many hit points they're down. And just. I will let you guys be very exact about healing from here so you can divvy them correctly. [01:09:38] Speaker B: Okay. [01:09:39] Speaker C: Yeah, go ahead. [01:09:40] Speaker A: And 252. [01:09:42] Speaker B: That's how many you're down. [01:09:43] Speaker A: 262. [01:09:44] Speaker B: So is how many you're down. [01:09:45] Speaker A: That does not mean I'm down. [01:09:46] Speaker B: Okay. Craig, how many are you down? [01:09:49] Speaker A: All the way down. [01:09:49] Speaker D: Hold on. Let me figure it out. [01:09:51] Speaker B: Okay. Ro, how many are you down? Okay, [01:09:56] Speaker A: it can also go towards Greta as well. [01:09:59] Speaker D: Yeah. Oh. [01:10:00] Speaker B: Oh, I should do that. Okay. What are you. [01:10:03] Speaker D: I'm down 76. [01:10:05] Speaker B: Okay. [01:10:05] Speaker A: I'll. I'll add up all the numbers, if that's okay. That way you can keep going. [01:10:10] Speaker B: Okay. Let me look at how far Greta's down. [01:10:15] Speaker A: Do you have yours, Craig? [01:10:17] Speaker B: Craig is 140. And I'm 177 down. [01:10:25] Speaker A: You have way enough. [01:10:27] Speaker D: Okay, yeah. [01:10:29] Speaker A: 655. [01:10:35] Speaker E: I'm allowed to get drunk. I'm not playing anymore. [01:10:38] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:10:39] Speaker C: I'm so sorry. [01:10:42] Speaker B: Okay. And we'll be back for you, buddy. Okay? Yeah. So everybody's back to full health. [01:10:49] Speaker C: Holy crap. And in one spell casting, the arch priestess of Ioun fully heals herself. Rowan, a green bottle, Ron Grimm and Craig Dudley. [01:11:02] Speaker B: Back healing just as one more flavoring. As the healing reaches you and flows into your body, there's just like. You get a feeling of knowing something true. And it's not anything that you can put your fingers on, but it's like you feel like a gut feeling of. You know, when you feel something and you're like, that is true in my gut, and I know it. You can't put your finger on it, but it just fills you. And you can feel it in your stomach. [01:11:31] Speaker C: If you're okay with my flavoring. Greta, as you reach out in the dust room, flies to you. You mount it, rock it up in the air. And as you fly over Javen, as you said, you look down at him and you weep for how wrong it is. You look at wrong at Zorgo. [01:11:47] Speaker B: She's filled with guilt, like her body is wracked with guilt. [01:11:50] Speaker C: And you can't help but think back to the bird on the rock with the blood. And you look at Zorgrim, and there is this moment that I'm not going to focus on describing its sound. Where Greta is on the bream, 10ft in the air above the crater with Javion's corpse, looking at Zorgrim, screaming. And Zorgrim, the God of hatred, is 60ft away, looking back at her, screaming. And they're screaming at each other because he's also filled with rage. And he is also embittered at a reality that he feels is unjust. How very differently he. He's expressing it. And as you two scream at each other somewhere across the cosmos, Iun raises her voice, too. And there is just this wordless voice, this older woman's voice that echoes across the crater as Iun violates her safety and speaks into this realm and tells each of you that gut truth, it doesn't speak. It's just a call Just a note. It's not even particularly mellifluous, but it gives you that gut feeling. And your wounds mend and heal. And four of the fungi are renewed to fight this monster who threatens not just life, but truth. And that is Greta Smallstar's turn. I better mark off those stupid mythic actions. [01:13:15] Speaker B: Oh, no. Oh, man. [01:13:18] Speaker C: Three's different. All right, it's his turn. It's Zorum's turn. [01:13:26] Speaker D: Tell him no. Come back later. [01:13:30] Speaker C: Did somebody give me the measuring stick? [01:13:32] Speaker E: No, no. [01:13:34] Speaker D: We can't have anything. Oh. [01:13:37] Speaker B: Oh, God. [01:13:38] Speaker C: God, That's a line. [01:13:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:13:41] Speaker C: Excuse me. [01:13:45] Speaker B: Where's he going? [01:13:51] Speaker D: Is he moving? [01:13:53] Speaker B: Oh, God, he's going to step on us. Wow. He must be heavy. [01:14:02] Speaker E: Zach has a secret boat. Notice things. [01:14:04] Speaker D: I don't like seeing him looking at me this whole time. [01:14:08] Speaker B: Oh, wow. Right? [01:14:15] Speaker C: It is sharp. [01:14:16] Speaker E: Yeah. I mean, like, is it metal? [01:14:19] Speaker C: It's resin. It's resin. [01:14:20] Speaker B: It's resin. [01:14:21] Speaker C: I carved it to points. [01:14:22] Speaker B: It's resin. [01:14:23] Speaker C: It's heavy. [01:14:23] Speaker E: It's shop. [01:14:24] Speaker B: Wow. [01:14:25] Speaker C: I filled parts of it with super glue to keep it from breaking. Listener, if they're. [01:14:31] Speaker E: You didn't carve it from actual. You didn't melt rock. [01:14:34] Speaker C: You quitter. [01:14:35] Speaker E: If you had melted rock into a shape, specifically a high silica rock. [01:14:43] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:14:43] Speaker E: And put it in a mold and flash cooled it very quickly, preferably in water, it could have formed obsidian. [01:14:50] Speaker D: No. [01:14:50] Speaker E: Butthole? [01:14:53] Speaker A: No. [01:14:54] Speaker C: Basalt. [01:14:55] Speaker A: No. [01:14:55] Speaker D: It doesn't have glitter on it. [01:14:56] Speaker B: I don't understand. [01:14:58] Speaker C: Listener, what are those long pauses? That thing is heavy. And I have to lift it with one hand at a distance, and it's hard. [01:15:05] Speaker B: I know that when this ends, we're all gonna go around picking it up and being like, wow. [01:15:08] Speaker C: Wow, that's heavy. [01:15:10] Speaker D: How long did you say the stick was? [01:15:12] Speaker A: It's 180ft. [01:15:13] Speaker D: 180ft. [01:15:14] Speaker A: So do I need to make sure that they're 120ft? [01:15:17] Speaker D: No, I was just. [01:15:18] Speaker E: Okay. [01:15:18] Speaker A: It is 180ft, whatever it is. Got it. [01:15:20] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:15:25] Speaker E: Okay. Bro. [01:15:25] Speaker B: If we make it, you can do a lot of healing. [01:15:33] Speaker C: With one massive. With one massive. Enraged that you would continue to threaten this thing that Zoram believes in. Zoram has forsaken relationships. Here is no one. He is any. He is. [01:15:46] Speaker A: He has. [01:15:46] Speaker C: Is any longer in relationship to his forsaken nation. He has forsaken religion and faith and philosophy and identity. Zorgram destroyed himself for this, and he will. He refuses to be stopped by these mortals. And when one mass fallacy. Oh, Andrew. For sure. Yeah. I mean, it's. He's not the good guy with one massive. [01:16:13] Speaker E: Maybe dead, but I've gotta keep. [01:16:14] Speaker C: He flies upward. [01:16:15] Speaker B: That's only right. [01:16:17] Speaker C: Slams down in a different place, reorienting himself. Craig, I need you and Wrong Grim to repeat your saving throws because he is engaged in Titanic movement again. So I now need you guys to. Yes. Another strength save from both of you. [01:16:32] Speaker A: I'm very good at those. [01:16:34] Speaker C: The really nice thing is his main Titanic movement thing. If he moves across spaces, people are in, he does damage to them, but you guys continue to be in his space. So you're not taking that, which is good. [01:16:42] Speaker D: I have a 28. [01:16:44] Speaker A: 37. [01:16:45] Speaker C: Oh, my goodness. Guys. Neither of you guys are bucked off. [01:16:49] Speaker A: We're strong, boys. [01:16:53] Speaker C: And looking at Greta and Row, who have found themselves in a perfect line. [01:16:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:17:01] Speaker C: Covered from this rock, it's not gonna matter. You're about to not beat that rock. He turns his head toward you all, and he just bellows. This is Mercy, and I need the deck saves from you and from. [01:17:28] Speaker E: Gosh, [01:17:33] Speaker D: You haven't. You haven't died yet, right? Not. You have. [01:17:37] Speaker B: Not yet. [01:17:37] Speaker D: Okay, good. [01:17:39] Speaker A: Y' all both had death ward on you, right? [01:17:41] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:17:41] Speaker E: They have death words on them. [01:17:43] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:17:44] Speaker E: I remember when I had a death ward on me. [01:17:48] Speaker D: Oh, I do. [01:17:48] Speaker A: Back in my day, I had a death word on. [01:17:50] Speaker E: Also, I calculated it, Zach. If that first attack had been five fewer, I could have. I had. Could have used a feature to negate it. So there's a lot of really close things. [01:18:02] Speaker A: Hey. [01:18:02] Speaker E: For my roles. [01:18:03] Speaker C: You killed it. You crushed it. You, like. Don't. Don't do this to yourself. [01:18:08] Speaker A: Killed it. [01:18:08] Speaker C: So there's nothing you could have. You. [01:18:11] Speaker E: You. There's a lot of coincidental. [01:18:14] Speaker B: Yeah. Think about a game full of numbers, inspiration. [01:18:19] Speaker E: Okay, eight did not help you today. [01:18:22] Speaker B: On the inspiration. I got a seven. [01:18:23] Speaker E: Don't worry. [01:18:23] Speaker D: Don't. [01:18:24] Speaker B: Don't worry. I got a seven. For a total of nine. Ah, wait. Eight, ten. [01:18:34] Speaker E: It's ten. [01:18:36] Speaker C: 11, 7, 9, 12, 6, 13. Take it or leave it. [01:18:42] Speaker E: Actually, three. [01:18:44] Speaker B: It's ten. [01:18:45] Speaker C: Another day. [01:18:46] Speaker A: SpongeBob is referenced and nothing is. [01:18:48] Speaker D: Okay, I got a 17, but I'd like. Can I do a reaction if I'm prone? Yeah, yeah, I can. Okay. [01:19:01] Speaker E: Yeah, that doesn't affect it. [01:19:02] Speaker C: Dear goodness. You need it. [01:19:04] Speaker D: I'm gonna do harmonic reconstruction. [01:19:09] Speaker A: Okay. [01:19:11] Speaker C: Yeah, you can. [01:19:12] Speaker D: What is it Not. Go ahead. Am I not. [01:19:16] Speaker A: No, go ahead. [01:19:17] Speaker D: Don't ask questions. Just go with it. Well, he's. He's acting like that. Yeah, but he said yes. Go with it. [01:19:22] Speaker E: I think he's having to think about it. [01:19:24] Speaker D: Don't. Don't let him go do it. [01:19:26] Speaker C: I continue to not roll as high on these. [01:19:28] Speaker D: I mean it could be me staying up or not. Well, I mean, I have death ward. Okay. [01:19:36] Speaker E: I'm gonna. [01:19:36] Speaker D: I'm gonna do it. I already said I was gonna do it. [01:19:38] Speaker A: She's gonna do it. [01:19:39] Speaker C: You can't stop it. [01:19:40] Speaker E: Do it. [01:19:41] Speaker D: So I use. I make an ability check with my spell casting modifier. [01:19:48] Speaker A: You're good at those. [01:19:49] Speaker D: The DC which is equal to those probably 30 -17. 3. [01:19:56] Speaker E: 13. [01:19:56] Speaker A: 13. [01:19:57] Speaker D: 13. [01:19:57] Speaker E: I'm sorry. [01:19:58] Speaker D: I'm not okay right now. [01:20:00] Speaker A: You got it. [01:20:00] Speaker D: 13. So I have to get more than 13 and then I can do what I want to do. [01:20:05] Speaker E: Hell yeah. [01:20:06] Speaker C: You're 13, girl. [01:20:10] Speaker A: That didn't. That didn't look like 13. [01:20:11] Speaker E: It's a 14. [01:20:12] Speaker C: Oh. So it's 31. [01:20:15] Speaker D: So if I succeed, I reduce the amount of damage that I receive by 700. I wish. [01:20:26] Speaker A: Close. Close. [01:20:45] Speaker D: I reduce it by 22. But I mean it could keep. I. We don't know. [01:20:55] Speaker A: This is the same echo terrible blast that killed Javian twice. [01:20:58] Speaker D: Yeah, I know. [01:21:01] Speaker E: Wait, is it. I think you can only use that once. A once around. [01:21:07] Speaker B: Nah. [01:21:08] Speaker E: No, it. It is the void blast. [01:21:10] Speaker A: I. I think it is his turn. So it's not legendary action you can [01:21:13] Speaker C: do as an action and he can do it as a mythic action. [01:21:15] Speaker E: Oh, this is his action. And it was his myth. This action. Okay. But it could. [01:21:19] Speaker A: It could. It could stop you from previous rounds. [01:21:21] Speaker E: Did it only once because he didn't use it as his main action. Understood. [01:21:24] Speaker A: Because you're a death word. I was about to say it could stop you from perma dying. Because if you get. Yeah. And I was thinking about death word. [01:21:31] Speaker D: It says I can use it as [01:21:32] Speaker C: healing energy though achieving. [01:21:34] Speaker D: Can I take that 22 and apply it as healing afterwards? [01:21:39] Speaker C: You can. You can. You can't like delay the damage and then add it on. You could add it back into the reduction of total. No, wait, hold on. Can I see that? Can I see the detail? [01:21:46] Speaker A: No idea. [01:21:48] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:21:48] Speaker D: Cuz I'm. I'm a little confused on of like can I store it and then put it back on me or. [01:21:53] Speaker A: Here's your reading montage. [01:21:57] Speaker C: So it's here is magic intro. [01:21:59] Speaker D: Hey. [01:21:59] Speaker C: Then either choose to receive reduce. [01:22:01] Speaker E: Anyone else really right now. [01:22:03] Speaker C: So yes, you can either take this reduction and add it to yourself as healing immediately. Not like after. [01:22:10] Speaker A: Absolutely. [01:22:11] Speaker C: Like I go down but I come back up just like red. Like use it to reduce more what [01:22:15] Speaker D: do you mean, reduce more? Reduce more than. But it's always going to be 22. [01:22:20] Speaker C: Yes. So you've reduced the damage by 22. [01:22:22] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:22:23] Speaker C: You can use it as healing. You can give yourself 22 hit points back. [01:22:27] Speaker D: Okay. Or was there two options there? [01:22:30] Speaker C: The other one is you could. You could give it to Greta. [01:22:32] Speaker D: Oh, okay. [01:22:34] Speaker C: But that person needs to be within 30ft of you, which she's not anyway, so it doesn't matter. Achieving the new barely D and D damage record with 288 damage. [01:22:46] Speaker E: What do you mean? Janice did 100. 302. [01:22:49] Speaker C: Yeah. The record for damage taken. [01:22:53] Speaker B: Oh, 200. Okay. [01:22:54] Speaker C: 288 damage to Rowan. [01:22:58] Speaker D: Greta, we're death warden. [01:23:00] Speaker B: Death. [01:23:01] Speaker C: So both of you guys are at one hit points. [01:23:03] Speaker E: Okay, good. [01:23:06] Speaker C: Let me tell you, those death wards, kind of deciding this. This game. That was the MVP move there. [01:23:12] Speaker A: They're not dead. They're undead. [01:23:16] Speaker C: Read the room, Daniel. I'm helping our room any better? [01:23:20] Speaker E: Xavier's been undead the whole time. [01:23:23] Speaker C: That's true. [01:23:27] Speaker E: I'm the one who chose to put dying in my backstory. [01:23:30] Speaker C: Worry really did. [01:23:32] Speaker B: To's at 62. [01:23:34] Speaker C: That was Zoram's turn. [01:23:36] Speaker B: Right. [01:23:39] Speaker C: So sorry. I'm moving back to the narrative. After Zoram. Hate screams that curse. There's just this. That beam again. Sears across the field, ripping apart earth and ground. And as he intends to do to you what he did to Javan, both of you all are like it is the providence of Ioun vested in you, Greta, and the maker vested in you, Ro. Trying to hold on to these champions for their own sake and for the sake of these realms and you all. Pains behind you. You can't feel anymore. You're trying to correctly perceive your realities right now. U's turn. What's he doing? [01:24:23] Speaker D: I have no idea. Because Tell is too far away. Everybody's too far away. [01:24:32] Speaker C: Any other actions you could take? [01:24:33] Speaker D: Well, I could get up. [01:24:35] Speaker B: Well, the trebuchet is right there, so [01:24:36] Speaker E: I think it's kind of make a trebuchet. [01:24:39] Speaker A: Throw yourself across the map. [01:24:40] Speaker E: No, only Janice can tell with the trebuchet. [01:24:42] Speaker B: I see it. It's right there. [01:24:43] Speaker C: Oh, also as flavor from where Tello is across the map. Not that everyone doesn't have strong reactions, but as Jana is. As Greta is struck by the beam. Oh, also, Greta, you're back on the ground by the lava stream. [01:24:54] Speaker A: Pro. [01:24:54] Speaker C: Yeah, you're like, here. Here laying down. Yes. And you're not flying. [01:25:00] Speaker D: That actually helped me, Greta, so I'm very sorry. [01:25:05] Speaker C: Abby, that was 288 points of damage. I need you to give me an odds or evens for your broom not being destroyed. [01:25:11] Speaker B: Oh, man. [01:25:13] Speaker C: Because it's a powerful magic item that it is not invincible. [01:25:16] Speaker B: That's a bummer. I'm gonna say evens [01:25:22] Speaker C: with a 13. The broom is scattered and shattered into pieces. [01:25:26] Speaker E: It is so, so good. You had probably down below that was enough. [01:25:34] Speaker C: That would have insta killed you. You're not both instantaneous to kill, right? [01:25:39] Speaker D: Okay, cool. Okay, that makes me feel. Okay. Okay. [01:25:43] Speaker C: You egg standing up? [01:25:44] Speaker D: Yes. And then he's just going to move over a little bit right here. Just to make it easier. We're going to do mass heal for the two of us. Just fill us up and then we'll take care of Tello in a little bit. Okay, that's the plan. [01:25:58] Speaker C: And don't forget you have your other feature if you're feeling creative and tell me intervention. But hey, live your dreams. [01:26:05] Speaker D: No, we aren't doing that yet. [01:26:06] Speaker C: Understood. Mass heel. [01:26:07] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:26:07] Speaker C: Okay. I feel like I don't know, just ten rounds. [01:26:12] Speaker D: Yeah, we're. We're going to do it. I'm saving it. [01:26:16] Speaker B: Yeah, you're good. [01:26:17] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:26:17] Speaker B: Yeah, you guys are smart. [01:26:21] Speaker C: Wait, he can't get tele. [01:26:23] Speaker D: No, it's too far away. [01:26:24] Speaker A: Okay. [01:26:25] Speaker D: I mean I was. You was sitting right here. [01:26:29] Speaker C: Well, hold on. Remember, if you count it this way, it's too far away. More exact, it could be less. I mean, I could be wrong. Yeah, you're probably right. Let's check every last possibility. Yeah, that's too technically 30, 35, 40. So if he's there, he's close enough. Is he still in range of Janice there? And hold on, I'll give you the stick. [01:26:50] Speaker A: Stick of measure one. [01:26:51] Speaker E: The stick is right. Let's keep the miss that I love maps. [01:26:57] Speaker B: Like the gap is kind of so [01:26:59] Speaker E: the geologist in me with all of this lava and obsidian, basalt and maps is happy. [01:27:04] Speaker C: But no, he will have to pick between Janice and Tella. Okay. He'd go for Janice. [01:27:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:27:08] Speaker B: All right. [01:27:09] Speaker D: Hello. [01:27:10] Speaker E: Seth Warden, the player Me so happy to be dead. [01:27:12] Speaker C: Also no offense to tell. [01:27:13] Speaker D: We'll be able to take care of him when we're a lot more damage. [01:27:16] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:27:17] Speaker D: Okay. [01:27:18] Speaker C: I also think these things could you. Could you move you act to where he was. Thank you, Margaret. Yeah, it's Maskul. You guys are both a backup to full. As Ueg struggles to his feet, UEG plants his staff of carcharren. With the figurines split at the top with all the flowers bloomed out of It a real premonition metaphor at this point. He stabs it down into the earth, and it splits the basalt beneath him. And. And in the burned ground, these flowers grow and die in the heat. But he just keeps growing them. And he pulls him up to his staff, and he looks up at Zorgrim and he just says, no, not champion. He's not yours. We don't die here. And he's just going to, like. There's an audible clang from him hitting his head into his staff. And the flowers grow up over his head like a crown. [01:28:13] Speaker E: And. [01:28:13] Speaker C: And he just begins crying into his staff saying, eldath, show us. And this magic just erupts out of him in this wave of magic as he is fully knit back together in Janus as well. Zweg's turn. Zorgrim is out of legendary and mythic actions for this turn, so he does nothing. At the end of UEG's turn, we move to Ro. [01:28:42] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm gonna use. [01:28:44] Speaker C: That was all business from Jackie. [01:28:46] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm going to use. [01:28:51] Speaker E: Yes. [01:28:51] Speaker C: I'm so sorry, Noah. You are the love of my life. Would you get me another tea? [01:28:55] Speaker D: I'm sorry, I think you're gonna have to. [01:28:57] Speaker C: Not a big deal, Abby. Not a big deal. [01:29:01] Speaker B: Wait a minute. [01:29:03] Speaker C: It's not a competition, Abby. [01:29:09] Speaker D: I'm gonna use. I've used half. [01:29:11] Speaker C: Thank you. [01:29:11] Speaker E: Noah. [01:29:11] Speaker D: Get up. Right C. And then. [01:29:17] Speaker C: I hate wearing a shirt. I feel too bad. Anyway. Keep it together. [01:29:21] Speaker D: I am. [01:29:22] Speaker E: Does that shirt breathe? Well, it looks like it's made of, like. [01:29:25] Speaker C: It feels like guilt. Oh, and shame. [01:29:29] Speaker E: It's the fab. I see. It's not the fabric. It's the emotion. [01:29:34] Speaker B: I want the listeners to know that we've officially been at it for 12 hours. We've been in Jackie's house for 12 hours. [01:29:39] Speaker A: That's what it is. [01:29:40] Speaker C: We're feeling it, listener. [01:29:42] Speaker E: So, yeah, we're a little strong. [01:29:45] Speaker D: I wish I understood spongebob. [01:29:47] Speaker B: You know what I understand? Phineas and Ferb. [01:29:49] Speaker D: You know what I understand? Phineas and Ferb. [01:29:52] Speaker E: You know what I understand Phineas and Ferb. [01:29:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:29:56] Speaker D: You're out in a big hand. [01:29:56] Speaker C: What's happening at my table? I just said we've had two Spongebob [01:30:00] Speaker A: references in the past 12 hours. [01:30:02] Speaker B: You've made them summer vacation. [01:30:03] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:30:04] Speaker C: It's literally one of these shows is older than the other one by a lot. [01:30:08] Speaker B: Like, the other one of these things is not on camera. [01:30:11] Speaker E: Was that a Foo Fighters reference? [01:30:12] Speaker D: Don't ask me questions. [01:30:14] Speaker A: It's a good song. [01:30:14] Speaker E: Okay. So that's actually the way to take Ro. [01:30:17] Speaker C: Just reclaim the throne. What are you doing on your turn? Because they'll keep being destroyed. I am going to Noah and my will. I leave everything to you. [01:30:29] Speaker A: Too bad. [01:30:31] Speaker C: I said what I said. [01:30:35] Speaker A: Yep. [01:30:35] Speaker C: Sure. But only if I'm dead. No, I said heard. Let me get that. Let me take that tea back for you real quick. Let me bring it right back. [01:30:45] Speaker D: I'm going to mask your wounds. [01:30:47] Speaker C: Hell yeah. [01:30:49] Speaker D: On Greta and I. [01:30:51] Speaker A: Because it's a great idea. [01:30:54] Speaker D: Probably. Definitely. Yes. Where's my pencil? Let's just hope we roll it too. [01:31:02] Speaker C: I. I know this sounds so hypocrite. [01:31:03] Speaker D: I'm gonna roll it. [01:31:04] Speaker C: I worked so hard at these languages. [01:31:05] Speaker D: No, I. [01:31:06] Speaker E: Roll it. [01:31:08] Speaker D: I'm gonna roll it at seventh level. [01:31:11] Speaker B: That's hefty. [01:31:12] Speaker E: Whoa. [01:31:13] Speaker A: Roll that spell. [01:31:14] Speaker D: So that's [01:31:17] Speaker B: mass heal. [01:31:17] Speaker E: Wait. [01:31:18] Speaker B: Sorry. [01:31:18] Speaker E: Mask. [01:31:19] Speaker C: Oh, you still have your. [01:31:19] Speaker B: It's five. So it'll be five D8 and then. [01:31:23] Speaker D: But I get to roll it at advantage. I wish I could teleport things to people. [01:31:29] Speaker E: I wish. [01:31:32] Speaker D: Healing potion. [01:31:34] Speaker A: I wish Zorum did not hate you. [01:31:39] Speaker B: Well, do you have a healing potion? You at the. [01:31:44] Speaker D: That's not what she asked. [01:31:52] Speaker B: Okay. [01:32:01] Speaker A: She also has. Yeah, sorry. [01:32:05] Speaker C: She's furiously rolling dice. Folks. [01:32:07] Speaker A: The dice. Furiously. Like Fast and the Furious. [01:32:12] Speaker C: I was. [01:32:12] Speaker B: She's doing all that math in her head. Guys. [01:32:16] Speaker E: I thought. [01:32:18] Speaker D: I don't have anything else to write. [01:32:20] Speaker E: Didn't you do the max thing? [01:32:21] Speaker D: Charisma. [01:32:22] Speaker C: No. Let's your roll at advantage. [01:32:24] Speaker D: I have advantage on this one. 37 points. [01:32:27] Speaker C: That's excellent. 37 points of healing for Row and Greta. [01:32:30] Speaker B: Nice. [01:32:31] Speaker D: So I voted 38, baby. [01:32:34] Speaker C: Ro, you want to make a strategy check for me? [01:32:36] Speaker D: I would love to make a strategy check move. That's a 16. [01:32:45] Speaker C: Excellent. It was DMC5. Do you perhaps use absolutely all remaining movement to get out of the line with Greta? [01:32:55] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:32:55] Speaker C: So that you don't get blasted with the same thing again. [01:32:57] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:32:57] Speaker C: Excellent. [01:32:59] Speaker D: Which way do I. Can I go this way or. [01:33:01] Speaker C: Yeah, if you want. You can make a check to jump over the lava. [01:33:03] Speaker D: Absolutely. [01:33:05] Speaker C: That's like. Or you can go the same way. But don't you let me tell you what to do. [01:33:09] Speaker D: 10. 15. [01:33:11] Speaker C: Beautiful. [01:33:13] Speaker D: Can I drag Greta with you into a line again? [01:33:17] Speaker C: Yeah. Then you'd be right next to each other again. You can certainly try. [01:33:23] Speaker D: And with that I hide her behind the rock at the end of the round. [01:33:29] Speaker B: Bonus action healing potion. [01:33:34] Speaker D: It couldn't save me. [01:33:37] Speaker C: With that, we move to the fourth round of combat. [01:33:41] Speaker D: Crying out loud. [01:33:43] Speaker C: From his heavily damaged and fractured form, Zorgrim continues to recoalesce his power. And another dawning deity passes so that he regains another 100 hit points. No, no, Abby. It only feels right at this point. Would you like to roll a D4 for me? [01:34:02] Speaker D: I would love to. [01:34:04] Speaker B: Wait, I have to. I have to kiss it. [01:34:08] Speaker A: Kiss. [01:34:11] Speaker C: Are you okay? Oh, I know it just happened. I know it just happened. I know it just happened. [01:34:18] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. It's a one. [01:34:23] Speaker C: I just worked so hard on all this. [01:34:24] Speaker B: Someone else roll next time, Daniel. Roll next time, [01:34:29] Speaker D: Daniel. Did you roll a two? Is that why you were laughing? He's rolling. Oh, he's rolling other stuff. [01:34:34] Speaker B: Okay. [01:34:35] Speaker C: Okay. I need you to roll another D4 for me, Abby. [01:34:40] Speaker D: Oh, don't like it. [01:34:42] Speaker C: Or if anyone else wants to. [01:34:44] Speaker D: No, I just mean I don't like. Rolls another dice for now. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. [01:34:52] Speaker C: D And D is a crazy game. You guys roll Fog of War. The larger epic battle raging all around the mountaintop, thundering in the pitch frozen hell beyond the storm's raging veils, spills into the apocalyptic fray. In the volcanic crater, a player rolls another D4 to determine which of the following effects from Fog of War occur. There are four possible outcomes from here. So when you roll this one, you roll again to see from the battle raging all around you that you can't see what happens. [01:35:25] Speaker E: Could I roll a D4 to be involved? You know what? [01:35:28] Speaker A: You should. [01:35:29] Speaker C: You know what? Why on earth is Andrea not rolling the lay next time? Andrea, you roll the lair actions. I'm so sorry. That should have been you. On A one which you did not roll, a titanic body crashes against the nearby mountainside, erupting a stone peak and silhouetted horizon which showers massive stones down over the six map platelets. And everyone has to make a deck save not to get crushed by stones. On A two, a stray breath weapon from one of the battling dragons above pierces the wall of rolling storm and rips through the landscape. You guys have to make a dex saving throw not to be hit by ancient dragon's breath weapon. On a three, an obsidian monstrosity is annihilated somewhere in the storm above. And great shards of piercing stone rain down over the map deck saves not to be slashed by stones, but on a four and only a four. [01:36:22] Speaker D: Oh, no. [01:36:23] Speaker B: I'm scared. [01:36:23] Speaker D: I'm so scared. [01:36:26] Speaker C: From the waging war in the unseen area around the decimated peak as Zorgrim looms over you all with power and ferocity. There is a massive and flying down through the storm, bursting out of the storm veils. A massive ancient copper dragon erupts from the storm as Vilek the Amazing barrels through the clouds. And Zorgrim's gonna make a dexterity saving throw. Which he fails. [01:37:05] Speaker E: Hey, hey. Layer actions. Good job, guys. [01:37:10] Speaker C: I wanted something other than two. I wrote good. [01:37:12] Speaker A: Layer actions. [01:37:13] Speaker B: Wow. [01:37:14] Speaker C: I need to roll. 14D8. [01:37:17] Speaker D: Wow. [01:37:19] Speaker E: Jackie, how do you spell the Lexan B A L, I K. Not all how spelling it. [01:37:26] Speaker D: I'm gonna owe him a third visit now. [01:37:32] Speaker C: Okay, 10. 13. No, 20, 32. You went on a date with 39. 47. Plus another 13 is 60 points of acid damage to Zorgum. [01:37:56] Speaker D: Let's go. [01:37:58] Speaker A: Heck yeah. [01:38:00] Speaker B: Wow. [01:38:01] Speaker C: You all badly needed. [01:38:03] Speaker E: He saw that Roe was no longer a copper dragon. It's like there needs to be a copper dragon in this fight. [01:38:08] Speaker C: And as Vex storms down out of the storm, you all look up at his. At his smearing flight of rapid motion. And he is covered in gashes. He is leaking. There is green blood falling and spraying across the battlefield. You hear it burning on the lava and this horrible smell. He looks horribly injured. He is badly gashed and burned. But as he just flies by, he just screams, it's not your world. And his huge mouth opens in this massive gout of acid covers Zorgo as he wars off. And Zorgon just turns and roars at him. And Zorgom's gonna fire back. [01:38:50] Speaker D: Wait, can I say. Can I just do for flavor, Can I just say that Ro yells out, that's my favorite bard. As he flies by. [01:38:59] Speaker E: Does this take one of Zorgom's fletcher reactions? [01:39:02] Speaker C: Not what I would not want a Zorgastro. As Zorgrim goes to fire back, he like, raises a hand and he stumbles from his massive wounds and the beam just flies off into the storm in the wrong direction. [01:39:16] Speaker B: Wow. Sorry. [01:39:18] Speaker C: The sounds of conflict all around are growing more desperate and less frequent. And you get the feeling that many beings all around you are falling or have fallen. Your allies probably have have little remaining time as well. Okay, get the feeling that calamity wasn't helpful, right? We are in our fourth level, our fourth round of combat, people. [01:39:41] Speaker A: Mm. [01:39:42] Speaker C: What a start. Tello is first. Okay, did I mention. Did I say that Tello screened when Greta went down for flavor? [01:39:50] Speaker B: Yes, you did. [01:39:51] Speaker C: Excellent scream. What's he doing? [01:39:53] Speaker B: I. Tello is outside of the. Isn't really the gap, but he's like, he's way outside. He's outside. So he. It is enough to make a con. I am going freaking egg. [01:40:01] Speaker A: Frickin egg. [01:40:02] Speaker B: It's a free action to administer a potion to yourself. Correct. [01:40:04] Speaker C: Bonus action. [01:40:05] Speaker B: Bonus action. [01:40:06] Speaker D: Also, it would be very helpful if you would move Tello. [01:40:09] Speaker B: Oh, yes. [01:40:10] Speaker D: For any reason. [01:40:11] Speaker B: Great, great, great, great, great, great. [01:40:12] Speaker C: Okay, half moment to get up. [01:40:14] Speaker B: Tello has a 35. So what's half of 35? [01:40:17] Speaker D: I don't know. [01:40:18] Speaker B: 15. So he's gonna move as close to. [01:40:20] Speaker E: Got him, you egg. Perfect. [01:40:21] Speaker A: Dunskis. [01:40:23] Speaker B: There's no way he can hide, so he's gonna. Bonus action. [01:40:27] Speaker C: That's a good idea. [01:40:28] Speaker B: Healing potion. [01:40:30] Speaker C: Tello stumbles to his feet. Like he. He moves toward Ueg and falls. He's like crawling and pushing himself up and as he like falls to a knee, he like, his arm is so badly damaged on one side that like a tendon has broken in this part of his arm and he can't extend it anymore. So he like reaches down. He. With one hand, he like rehooks his crossbow bolt smoothly pulls out the potion, puts the topper in his mouth and opens it. And then he like just throws it down, shatters it on the basalt and pulls his crossbow back out. [01:41:02] Speaker B: Right. [01:41:03] Speaker C: How much healing does he take? [01:41:04] Speaker B: It's 2D6, right? [01:41:06] Speaker D: 2D8 plus 8. [01:41:08] Speaker E: 2D8. [01:41:08] Speaker B: Why do I have 2D6? [01:41:09] Speaker D: Maybe. Maybe I did give you 2D6. [01:41:11] Speaker B: Okay, you gave. [01:41:13] Speaker D: If you wrote down 2D6. [01:41:14] Speaker B: I wrote down 2D6. [01:41:15] Speaker D: Okay. It's probably 2D. [01:41:16] Speaker E: Okay. There are many potions. [01:41:18] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah. [01:41:18] Speaker C: There have been many different potions. [01:41:19] Speaker B: So he takes seven for a total of 69. [01:41:24] Speaker E: Lots of. [01:41:26] Speaker B: Right. [01:41:26] Speaker A: We've played it like four times. [01:41:28] Speaker B: I would like to roll the hit. [01:41:30] Speaker D: Right? [01:41:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:41:31] Speaker A: Okay. [01:41:32] Speaker C: Using a charge. [01:41:34] Speaker B: Yes. [01:41:34] Speaker C: You have to declare that before. [01:41:35] Speaker B: Yes. [01:41:36] Speaker C: Are you keeping track of those? [01:41:37] Speaker B: I think I have three. [01:41:38] Speaker E: Correct. [01:41:39] Speaker C: Yes. And you used one. So now you have one remaining. It was not dose down. [01:41:44] Speaker A: One to go. [01:41:46] Speaker C: I just farted so hard that the mesh bottom of the chair vibrates. [01:41:49] Speaker D: Why would you tell. Why would you say that? [01:41:53] Speaker C: Because you guys might be immune to poison damage or your characters might be, but you aren't. Okay, I'm gonna use that layer actions to help me. [01:42:02] Speaker E: This is sorghum. [01:42:03] Speaker C: Might not have a puddle, but that layer action though, [01:42:10] Speaker D: That's. That was really good. That, that was really. [01:42:12] Speaker C: Hey, sometimes I do them for me. It's not all about you guys all the time. Sometimes it's for me. [01:42:16] Speaker B: Okay, okay, enough. Tello gets A. Does a. Does a 28 hit? No, sorry. [01:42:26] Speaker A: No. [01:42:27] Speaker B: Does a 29 hit? [01:42:28] Speaker C: A 29 will hit 29. [01:42:30] Speaker E: Okay. [01:42:32] Speaker B: The collecting. He is not flanked. [01:42:39] Speaker E: Jackie wants to level. [01:42:41] Speaker C: Not anymore. That also wouldn't give him advantage. [01:42:43] Speaker D: That would only give the people like bartically inspired. [01:42:45] Speaker A: I also buy him. So you still get sneak. [01:42:46] Speaker C: You still get the sneak attack, but there's no advantage. [01:42:49] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:42:50] Speaker B: Wow. [01:42:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:42:52] Speaker D: If I want to go under him again, I gotta do the checks again. [01:42:54] Speaker C: So you're doing 46 plus 96 again? Well, no. Excuse me. 5D6. Cuz you also have your D6 rating for using a weapon. So it's just a total of 15D6. 1, 2, 3, 4, 15D6. Also as TELL's going wrong game is up next. [01:43:06] Speaker A: I have. [01:43:07] Speaker C: Then it's Janice after that. [01:43:08] Speaker A: I've been waiting for my rules. [01:43:09] Speaker C: I know you have. If you wanted to pre work things, you could. Craig just. If you wanted to be ahead of stuff, so. [01:43:16] Speaker D: Yikes. [01:43:19] Speaker E: I already know what I'm doing on Jian's turn, [01:43:40] Speaker B: So I'm using 15 total. [01:43:42] Speaker C: 15 total. [01:43:42] Speaker A: Do you need more? [01:43:44] Speaker B: No, I have enough. [01:43:44] Speaker C: Oh, sick of it. [01:43:46] Speaker B: Three sips. [01:43:47] Speaker A: Sorry. [01:43:48] Speaker B: 12. [01:43:49] Speaker C: I mean, it wasn't quite the thing, but it was almost the thing. So let's just be careful. That's like when you're like a little kid and you start rhyming words and you accidentally come across a curse word. [01:43:59] Speaker A: Your parents. [01:43:59] Speaker B: Yeah, don't do that. [01:44:00] Speaker C: And you're like, okay, I know. Pug rockers. [01:44:02] Speaker B: Sounds like something else. [01:44:05] Speaker E: I've been in a parking lot yelling word. I did not know what. I mean. My parents like stop, stop. [01:44:08] Speaker B: And I'm just like. [01:44:10] Speaker E: I think it's a fun word. Why are you saying that? [01:44:12] Speaker D: It sounds like the more you tell [01:44:13] Speaker A: me to stop literally rolls off the tongue. [01:44:17] Speaker B: That's how you do it. You're. Yeah, yeah. [01:44:20] Speaker D: Zach, if I wanted to, I'm preparing. If I wanted to move back under, I have to reroll the dexterity. Okay. [01:44:26] Speaker C: Yeah. If you want to regain the flame, it's going to be slightly lower DC this time. Cuz you're no longer trying to do it out of a rolling flip through. [01:44:33] Speaker D: What was the DC before? [01:44:34] Speaker C: I didn't tell you, but just know that in my head it's going to be a little lower. So it's a little more doable this time. Still don't know what this is. [01:44:42] Speaker A: Oh my gosh. [01:44:44] Speaker C: That was great. [01:44:45] Speaker E: Sorry. [01:44:45] Speaker C: Jackie took a Polaroid and adult radiant damage to all of us. Make a concerting throw. [01:44:50] Speaker E: What? [01:44:50] Speaker A: It's like when your, when your grandpa takes a picture of you and he doesn't know the flash draw, but it's super bright outside. You're doing great, girl. [01:45:06] Speaker C: Yeah, he might do that. [01:45:10] Speaker B: Tell's just gonna casually, I think, do his damage record again. [01:45:16] Speaker A: Heck yeah. [01:45:17] Speaker B: For 66. [01:45:19] Speaker C: Phenomenal. [01:45:20] Speaker B: Is that his record? [01:45:21] Speaker C: It was 69 previously, but it's still phenomenal. [01:45:24] Speaker A: Did you add your dex? [01:45:26] Speaker C: No, I'm sorry. It's okay. [01:45:33] Speaker B: 76. [01:45:34] Speaker C: You have a dex of 10. [01:45:35] Speaker B: Well, I have a plus six and a plus four on my thingy, so [01:45:39] Speaker A: your dex modifier is a plus four. [01:45:41] Speaker B: Okay. [01:45:42] Speaker A: So 70. [01:45:43] Speaker C: 70. So that is his new record. [01:45:44] Speaker B: Sorry. [01:45:45] Speaker A: Buy one, baby. [01:45:46] Speaker B: Sorry. [01:45:47] Speaker A: You're good. [01:45:48] Speaker C: That's, that's awesome. What do you have a four? [01:45:53] Speaker B: I think I, I had a six and you guys told me to add a four and I. So I wrote a four. [01:45:57] Speaker C: All right, what's your. [01:45:58] Speaker A: Is it a plus two bow? [01:46:01] Speaker C: Let's, let's fix that later. [01:46:06] Speaker A: Okay. [01:46:07] Speaker C: With one arm failing him, barely able to stand, Tello just aims the crossbow at Zorgrim. There's no yell, he just mutters to himself. Angry beyond his fear anymore, he just mutters, not yet one. And he fires it again and strikes another brilliant bolt that just flies into Zorgrim's neck. And Zorgrim [01:46:31] Speaker E: more. [01:46:31] Speaker C: Is that an ello? Like, like falters in front of his gaze. Terrifying. It's wrong's turn. [01:46:43] Speaker A: Content? [01:46:46] Speaker C: Frick no. [01:46:49] Speaker D: Sorry, I don't like that. [01:46:52] Speaker C: So that is 10. [01:46:55] Speaker D: 10. [01:46:56] Speaker C: I'll just give you the total, we'll [01:46:57] Speaker A: cut it in half. Plus cuz it's 23, right? [01:47:01] Speaker C: I'm missing D4s. [01:47:05] Speaker A: Oh no. [01:47:06] Speaker C: Plus 15 plus 2 is 17. 17 plus 2 is 19. [01:47:14] Speaker A: Yeah, okay, I. I have. Yeah, you've done 32 dice. [01:47:20] Speaker C: And hey wait, how many points are you? You're at full. [01:47:23] Speaker A: I'm at full. [01:47:24] Speaker E: Right. [01:47:24] Speaker A: Sorry. [01:47:24] Speaker C: Please. [01:47:24] Speaker A: Yeah, don't matter. Yeah. 98. [01:47:27] Speaker C: Point taken to bring me down, baby. [01:47:30] Speaker A: So I got a 34, I got a 35, and I got a crit for a 36. So I have 32 dice in my hand to roll. [01:47:39] Speaker C: 32 dice, right? Roll that up by the mic. [01:47:43] Speaker B: Wow, that's crazy. [01:47:45] Speaker C: What was your total for the critic? [01:47:47] Speaker A: 36. [01:47:47] Speaker C: Okay. Oh, that crit was with Corona's Bane. [01:47:50] Speaker A: No. [01:47:51] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [01:47:51] Speaker D: What dice? [01:47:52] Speaker A: No, I mean I have a plus 16 either way. [01:47:56] Speaker E: Oh, I thought. Oh, I was hoping you got a crit on that still. Awesome. [01:48:00] Speaker C: I got it on the one that [01:48:01] Speaker A: gave me 12 extra dice, so. [01:48:04] Speaker E: Oh, okay. [01:48:05] Speaker B: So still, I think this is what we're at. If I'm right, [01:48:17] Speaker C: Daniel's gonna be doing some math here for a second, folks. [01:48:20] Speaker A: Oh, [01:48:23] Speaker C: that's why it's just funny. [01:48:26] Speaker D: You're good. Maybe a little, but you're good. [01:48:30] Speaker C: What are. What are Janice's thoughts? [01:48:39] Speaker A: Sorry. [01:48:39] Speaker C: Daniel has so much math to do. I don't know what to. I could be describing the noise. [01:48:44] Speaker B: Yeah. What's happening on the sidelines. [01:48:47] Speaker C: You all are watching as it's quite. This crater is massive. I'm showing you the central portion. [01:48:52] Speaker A: Right. [01:48:53] Speaker C: And the other thing that I've not described is it's not a shallow crater. It's kind of like a. Like a tunnel. It's like a hyperbolic decline. Like, it would be incredibly difficult. Like, the walls are, like, this steep that I haven't described because he's just been breaking and burrowing down into the mountain. And, like, the sharp points of the edges are coming up kind of like at about the point of my hands here. And you all are watching as obsidian creatures are starting to dot the top and crawl their way over as apparently the dragons are not succeeding in repelling them quickly enough anymore. You probably only have so many more rounds before some of those could start. [01:49:27] Speaker A: I don't know, man. [01:49:29] Speaker B: Yep. [01:49:29] Speaker A: Go ahead. Can I. Is it also. Am I able to. It's fine. If not use all of my movement to basically get on the other side of him. This is what I was thinking about doing is I. While I'm hanging on my chain, like, [01:49:44] Speaker C: swinging over the other side, swing. You can give me an acrobatic shot for that. [01:49:48] Speaker A: Acrobatics? Nah, we'll just. Okay. [01:49:52] Speaker C: Awesome. [01:49:53] Speaker A: I actually attack. I deal. 157 points of damage. [01:49:57] Speaker B: Jeez. [01:49:58] Speaker C: That your record? [01:49:58] Speaker A: Let's go. It's pretty dang close if it's not, but. Yeah. [01:50:05] Speaker C: That's crazy. [01:50:07] Speaker A: Yeah, [01:50:10] Speaker C: that's crazy. 157 damage. Okay, let me do some math. [01:50:17] Speaker A: And while you're doing math, I think he's going to the top. He's throwing himself up, up, up. Yeah, I ain't stopping, baby. I keep throwing my trident even more. And as I reach to the top. [01:50:32] Speaker C: Or can I get to his shoulder by this point? [01:50:35] Speaker A: Can I get to his head? Is there some way? [01:50:37] Speaker C: Yes. Okay, I will let you. [01:50:38] Speaker A: I think each of the. The trident throws one stuck straight into [01:50:44] Speaker C: that little opening into the chest cavity. [01:50:45] Speaker A: And I bring myself up, and I keep going. [01:50:47] Speaker C: And I've seen. [01:50:49] Speaker A: I've been trying to focus this whole time on the battle, just fighting a Monster who is a mountain. And I think he hasn't really seen what these have done. Cuz if he did, I don't think [01:51:01] Speaker C: he can be able to. You've been zoned in focused. [01:51:03] Speaker A: Yeah. And as I come up and I bring Corona's bane, I see the charred corpse of my brother. I see the deaths my friends at death door. And with Corona's bane, I just scream and I yell. And in a desperate menacing blow, I just carve with as much force even through the resistance as I look and I scream and I yell and I look down and I say, I will stop you if it's the last thing [01:51:43] Speaker C: I do on this mortal coil. [01:51:46] Speaker A: For I made a dead brother. I made a debt to my brother. And you will not make me stop it. [01:51:53] Speaker C: Wrong Grim. One throw. The trident stabs into his chest. Zorgram. Again. He steps twice now as if the blow hurt him. You pull yourself to it. His hands reach up to catch you. You rip it out of his chest. Shards of obsidian and blood flying by you. You again stab it up on his shoulder and pull up just in time for him to land his hands on his chest. You pull up on his shoulder. And as you pick yourself up, you scream. As you lift your sword, you. And you watch another horn shattered off. As you carve a horn off of his head. And you grab him by this. You can grab the horns at the top of his head. And you pull in and you look at his eye as you whisper that threat. He just looks back at you. Phenomenal. It is Wrong's turn. At the end of Wrong's turn. [01:52:54] Speaker B: I hate those words. [01:52:56] Speaker E: Shaving gets to go and do his turn. [01:53:01] Speaker C: What he's trying to win you thinking. So I was looking at him, not you. [01:53:04] Speaker D: Okay. I was like. [01:53:05] Speaker C: I was just. [01:53:06] Speaker D: What I do. Staring at the mind of Zor. What you planning? Absolutely terrible. [01:53:11] Speaker E: Like eyed all of us down like prey. [01:53:13] Speaker B: Like there's 1000 horns. What? There's like a hundred horns on him. Which one did run from? [01:53:22] Speaker C: He has four big ones. [01:53:23] Speaker D: The top left. [01:53:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:53:23] Speaker B: Okay, let's do it for real. [01:53:27] Speaker E: Yeah. Let's break it off the Mini. Let's destroy the Mini. As the battle continues. [01:53:38] Speaker C: All five legendary actions. [01:53:42] Speaker D: Well, I guess that's good. [01:53:44] Speaker E: Okay, he has five legendary actions, guys. [01:53:49] Speaker C: As Zorgrim again reaches his hands up, you think his hands coming up to grab you. Zorgom or Wrong Grim. And it goes by you. And another at the other side. He raises his head up and he just like he's still filled with anger toward you. But he looks away from you. [01:54:04] Speaker D: Wrong. [01:54:04] Speaker C: Grim. And you hear. You hear him speak just at a level you can hear. It means nothing. Passing creature. And as he reaches up again, he. You all feel the trembling and the energy. And the world shakes as the storm. You guys feel that? As the rushing energy shakes the crater and fractures its immense stones are falling down. And again the energy rockets by you. And down the edge of the mountainside as he casts calamity again. I need con saves from everybody who's alive. [01:54:44] Speaker D: Okay, okay. Well, I automatically get halved. [01:54:47] Speaker C: Yes, again. [01:54:48] Speaker D: But I can see if I can. [01:54:49] Speaker C: Incredibly. That stupid brooch is the most important thing you brought today. [01:54:53] Speaker D: But I can see if I get halved. That right. [01:54:57] Speaker B: This is a con. [01:54:57] Speaker D: Have it again. [01:54:58] Speaker A: Yes. [01:54:58] Speaker B: Okay. [01:55:00] Speaker A: I'm going to reduce damaged Craig by 14 again. [01:55:03] Speaker C: Okay, that's excellent. And he takes it right. [01:55:05] Speaker A: And take 14. [01:55:07] Speaker D: I have a screen 27. [01:55:09] Speaker E: That was touching. [01:55:11] Speaker D: Oh, no, thank you. [01:55:14] Speaker A: Yeah. You mean. I mean it. [01:55:16] Speaker D: Wait, did we say 28 was a DC? [01:55:19] Speaker C: You don't know? [01:55:20] Speaker E: Oh, it's between 25 and 28. Wait, no, I'm sorry. I think it different things. [01:55:25] Speaker D: I got 28 and 12. [01:55:31] Speaker E: I think 28 has a chance. [01:55:33] Speaker D: Don't think so too. [01:55:34] Speaker E: But you have nothing you could do to make it higher. [01:55:37] Speaker C: Craig, what did you get? [01:55:38] Speaker D: 27. [01:55:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:55:39] Speaker E: I had inspiration. [01:55:40] Speaker D: I did too. [01:55:42] Speaker E: Greta, what did you get? [01:55:43] Speaker B: I'm. [01:55:44] Speaker D: We're still working on it. 28 wrong. [01:55:49] Speaker C: What you get 31. [01:55:52] Speaker A: Incredible. It is one of the two stats. [01:55:55] Speaker C: Very good. [01:55:56] Speaker D: A 13. So I see. Still get half. UEG 12. [01:56:07] Speaker B: And I'm working on it. Tello got a 17. [01:56:13] Speaker A: Okay. [01:56:14] Speaker D: Could I still. Could I use a reaction with 22? [01:56:19] Speaker C: Didn't you react to something that was last round? [01:56:23] Speaker B: Greta got eight. Day 19. [01:56:25] Speaker C: Okay. [01:56:25] Speaker D: Would 22 help me? [01:56:28] Speaker A: A 22? [01:56:29] Speaker D: No, I mean like 22 points even helped me. [01:56:33] Speaker B: Wrong. [01:56:34] Speaker C: Grim saves. All else fail. [01:56:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:56:37] Speaker C: So now you know. His save is in between 28 and 31. [01:56:41] Speaker A: 29 and 31. Yeah. Because the 28 failed. [01:56:45] Speaker C: True. That's good deduction, Daniel. That's why they call him deducted Angel. [01:56:52] Speaker A: Now they call me Gamey boy. It's my name. [01:56:59] Speaker B: I think I'm gonna go down. I mean like I'm. Yeah. And I don't have death words. So I'm like. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna die. [01:57:08] Speaker C: This is 121 points of force damage. [01:57:15] Speaker A: So 60. [01:57:17] Speaker C: Wrongdam. You take 60. Rogue, you take 60. Greta, you take 121. [01:57:23] Speaker B: I can't use a. Just double check. I can't use my rogue feature for this because it's not a deck save. Correct. [01:57:30] Speaker C: No, you can't. [01:57:31] Speaker A: Uncanny dodge. [01:57:32] Speaker B: Can't you? I can. Uncanny dodge. [01:57:34] Speaker C: You can. Let it go, Zach. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go, let it go. [01:57:39] Speaker A: I had many rogues in my camp. [01:57:40] Speaker C: Let it go. Let it go. [01:57:42] Speaker A: I take nothing or I take half. [01:57:46] Speaker C: I'll just avoid the nuke anyway. [01:57:48] Speaker B: I would like to uncanny dodge. [01:57:52] Speaker C: Does it have. It does. Uncanny dodge halves. I'm pretty sure you take 60 damage instead of 121 for reasons. Janice.121 you121 just reasons. [01:58:04] Speaker E: It's uncanny. [01:58:05] Speaker C: Well, you know what? [01:58:06] Speaker A: Andrew Faron. [01:58:07] Speaker D: Enough. [01:58:08] Speaker C: Who's down? [01:58:09] Speaker B: I'm down. And I think I'm. I'm down. Down. [01:58:12] Speaker C: Well, okay. How many hit points did you have? [01:58:14] Speaker B: I had 38. [01:58:16] Speaker C: That's you to insta die. [01:58:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:58:18] Speaker C: You have to go all the way. You have to go your max below. [01:58:21] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:58:21] Speaker C: So you're just unconscious. [01:58:23] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. [01:58:26] Speaker E: Okay. [01:58:26] Speaker A: Please. [01:58:26] Speaker C: That would be better. Is anybody else now? [01:58:28] Speaker D: I'm also unconscious. Wait, how much was it for me if I. [01:58:33] Speaker C: You did not save. So. 121. [01:58:34] Speaker D: 121. Do I need to. Minus 14. [01:58:36] Speaker C: Minus 14. [01:58:38] Speaker D: Like how I go much in the negative? [01:58:42] Speaker C: Not if it's not your max. [01:58:43] Speaker D: Seven. [01:58:43] Speaker C: That's the only time. [01:58:43] Speaker A: No. [01:58:44] Speaker D: Okay. So even though I have, [01:58:47] Speaker E: I'm just [01:58:48] Speaker D: down and I'll do Dusty. [01:58:49] Speaker C: Gotcha. So Craig's still up. [01:58:51] Speaker D: Wrong. [01:58:52] Speaker C: Room's still up. UEG and Tello and Janice are still up. [01:58:55] Speaker A: He also took 14 damage. [01:58:57] Speaker C: I already did that. [01:58:58] Speaker A: Oh, sick. [01:58:59] Speaker C: Good looking out. Okay, Janice's turn. [01:59:04] Speaker E: Right. [01:59:06] Speaker C: Smoke this dude. [01:59:06] Speaker D: Janice, I'm going to obviously get up. [01:59:12] Speaker C: You get up. You face toward him. [01:59:18] Speaker D: I'm going to cast cone of coal. That's seventh level. [01:59:25] Speaker B: Okay. [01:59:26] Speaker C: Do you have any big guns left? [01:59:27] Speaker D: No. That's about it. [01:59:28] Speaker A: Okay. You don't have any. [01:59:29] Speaker C: Anything above seventh level? [01:59:31] Speaker D: No. [01:59:31] Speaker C: Okay, gotcha. [01:59:32] Speaker D: Let me double check. [01:59:33] Speaker C: Is. Am I wrong? Is disintegrate. Way more damage than Code of Gold. [01:59:38] Speaker D: It is. But this one, if he passes it. [01:59:42] Speaker C: That's fair. That's fair. [01:59:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:59:43] Speaker C: Yeah. Because he could save us. Okay, I understand. I understand the reasoning. [01:59:46] Speaker D: I understand the reason I do have a level 8 slot. I could do that. [01:59:50] Speaker C: No, no. But this might be better. I. I see the reasoning. Because if. [01:59:53] Speaker A: If he. [01:59:53] Speaker C: If he resists, if he has another resistance, he could just avoid disintegrate. I see the thinking. [01:59:56] Speaker D: Exactly. [01:59:57] Speaker B: I'm ready. [01:59:59] Speaker C: Also Remember, you have that feature where you can burn sorcery points to try and re roll for it if you want. [02:00:03] Speaker D: Yeah, maybe I will. [02:00:07] Speaker C: You just have to keep track of how many you're burning. The first re roll is two. The second roll is four. [02:00:13] Speaker D: Yeah. [02:00:14] Speaker B: Wow. I hope so. [02:00:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:00:21] Speaker D: Another one. [02:00:21] Speaker B: We are kind of in a compost. Anything moved? [02:00:24] Speaker D: Shut up. I don't like this. It was happening. [02:00:31] Speaker C: 65 damage. [02:00:32] Speaker A: Okay. [02:00:33] Speaker C: Oh, I have to make a save. I fail. He's bad at Texas. Okay, 65 full damage. [02:00:43] Speaker A: No, I didn't want to do that. [02:00:47] Speaker C: Janice. [02:00:47] Speaker E: Yeah. [02:00:48] Speaker C: You step forward and you evoke some of these last desperate attempts. There's this massive. This swirling torrent of cold, and you freeze up part of his wing in his faltering form. His fire burns back through it and melts it. But for a second, you extinguish some of the fire on this part of the wing. [02:01:02] Speaker D: Yeah. [02:01:03] Speaker C: And you watch his movements getting more lethargic, more desperate, more concerned. Concerned. There's. There's no fear in his eyes. That's not who and what he is. But there is mania. There is. He's being pushed to the brink. It's. It's a loss of clarity. Phenomenal turn, Janice. [02:01:25] Speaker D: How much damage or how much hit points? 65. [02:01:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:01:34] Speaker C: It's craig's turn. Come back. [02:01:39] Speaker D: Okay, so I'm not rolling under him? [02:01:44] Speaker C: No, actually, hold on. [02:01:45] Speaker D: What? Tell me now. Tell that. [02:01:48] Speaker C: No. Yeah, go ahead. [02:01:48] Speaker B: Sorry. [02:01:49] Speaker C: I was thinking about something cool. [02:01:49] Speaker D: Cool, cool. [02:01:51] Speaker C: You're not gonna roll under. [02:01:52] Speaker D: No, I'm not. I'm not going to. I think it's too. Sure, sure risky right now. To be stomped on would be a terrible way to die. [02:02:00] Speaker C: That would be a dumb way to die. Dumb ways. [02:02:05] Speaker D: I have a fifth level. [02:02:09] Speaker A: Could you just fly around him though, [02:02:13] Speaker E: actually? [02:02:13] Speaker C: Yep. [02:02:15] Speaker D: Could I do that? [02:02:16] Speaker C: You've got the movement. [02:02:18] Speaker D: Oh, then heck, yeah. Does that put an opportunity attack for him? [02:02:21] Speaker C: You're not leaving his range. [02:02:22] Speaker D: Okay. [02:02:24] Speaker E: Does that mean that. [02:02:26] Speaker C: Yep. [02:02:26] Speaker D: That's still flanking. [02:02:27] Speaker C: Yep. Somebody want to move the mini? [02:02:28] Speaker D: Did 26 hit? [02:02:30] Speaker C: 26 will hit. [02:02:31] Speaker D: Okay. And 28. 26 and 28. [02:02:33] Speaker C: 26 and 28. [02:02:34] Speaker B: Cool. [02:02:35] Speaker D: So I didn't even need flanking, but understood. [02:02:40] Speaker C: You're on the other side. [02:02:40] Speaker D: Got it. My con save was 19, though. Is that bad? [02:02:48] Speaker C: It does fail. [02:02:49] Speaker D: Okay, what's it do? How much? [02:02:50] Speaker C: I'll tell you your damage. [02:02:51] Speaker D: Don't you dare. Thank you for. Thank you for your geniusness. I appreciate it. [02:02:58] Speaker B: You take 11, 12, 13 losing players. All of our players are gone. [02:03:05] Speaker D: You said 16 fires, 16 fire damage. [02:03:07] Speaker C: Daniel sprinted to the bathroom and worry and then saw that the door was locked. [02:03:11] Speaker E: I was like, no. [02:03:14] Speaker D: Where's Andrea? [02:03:16] Speaker B: Probably in the back. [02:03:18] Speaker C: Followed by 18 points of necrotic damage. [02:03:22] Speaker A: Yep. [02:03:23] Speaker C: Okay, Craig, talk to me about this damage. [02:03:27] Speaker D: Wait, hold on. I'm doing the math of the damage that you did to me. It was 16 and 18. Okay, that's 137. [02:03:39] Speaker C: Okay, cool. So damage. You don't. [02:03:45] Speaker D: Okay, so basically I did one as a ranged attack, which was my. [02:03:53] Speaker C: Yes. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Because he has. You could. His tailor's wings. [02:03:56] Speaker D: Yeah. So basically I have a level five divine smite that I've been saving. A seven D8 plus. [02:04:06] Speaker C: Phenomenal. [02:04:06] Speaker D: Oh, I forgot to roll the D12. Oh, wait, no, I didn't. [02:04:10] Speaker B: Never mind. [02:04:10] Speaker D: It's sitting right here. I'm good. [02:04:12] Speaker B: I didn't. [02:04:14] Speaker D: So I. It was 33 86. [02:04:18] Speaker C: 33 86. [02:04:20] Speaker D: Yes. 119. [02:04:23] Speaker C: 119 damage from Craig. [02:04:26] Speaker D: Yeah. I also used. I had 12 HP for the refraction or 12 damage stored so that it could do, you know. [02:04:37] Speaker B: So is that 119 plus 12? [02:04:39] Speaker D: No, that's. That's total of 119. And can I. Oh, guys, I'm kind of tempted to take the healing. I don't know cuz I really can't. [02:04:54] Speaker B: The healing potion? [02:04:55] Speaker C: Yeah, why would you not? [02:04:58] Speaker B: Yeah, do it. Do it. You should. [02:05:00] Speaker D: Okay, let me make sure I can do that. It is a. To heal. Oh my goodness. It does. Is that a bonus action or what? Yes. Okay. Awesome. [02:05:13] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, sorry, I thought of something else, but you're good. [02:05:15] Speaker D: Okay, so 10 D4. Holy crap. I don't even have that many D4. [02:05:22] Speaker C: Micah. In this one instance, if you want to, you could Google roll 10D4. Wait, unless you find that sacrilegious. Okay, you can Also just roll D4s multiple times. [02:05:29] Speaker D: Can I. Can I give you some of my. [02:05:31] Speaker A: I have mini. What do you need? How many do you need? [02:05:32] Speaker D: Yeah, what do you want? What do you want? How many? 10. [02:05:39] Speaker A: Oh, you. [02:05:40] Speaker C: You don't have any D4s? [02:05:41] Speaker D: Let me. [02:05:42] Speaker A: I got five in my hand. [02:05:43] Speaker D: I have five in my hand. [02:05:44] Speaker E: She has. Do you want us to just roll three? [02:05:46] Speaker B: Oh my gosh. [02:05:48] Speaker C: When presented with too many choices of hands offering her dice, Micah just reached for none of them. [02:05:53] Speaker D: This is your stack. Okay, that's analysis paralysis. [02:05:57] Speaker B: This one is. [02:05:58] Speaker C: Hold on. [02:05:59] Speaker D: I'm doing things and it's going to be good. I'm sorry, [02:06:08] Speaker C: this is. I. I don't want to be pushy. Or anything. As we come down to the wire, it is a good idea to have everybody at the table. Cuz things are getting close in multiple directions. Home stretch, people. Home stretch. [02:06:28] Speaker D: Do you hear that? Do you like the sound of dice about to heal me, you little. [02:06:32] Speaker C: You little listeners? [02:06:34] Speaker D: Okay, okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Some of these are hard to see. Let me input. Okay, okay. [02:06:43] Speaker C: One plus Craig. As you're rolling that healing, when he's on one side of Zorgrim, Craig shatters star splinter for the final time. Right, Micah, that was your last charge. Your third charge. I believe you've done three ranged attacks. [02:07:02] Speaker D: Okay. Yeah, yeah. [02:07:03] Speaker C: As you shatter it into all the pieces of the flechettes bury themselves in the different section of Zorgon's ring. And as they slice into his wing. Wrong, Grimm. You watch the first time as some of his wings begin to break. It's not whole sections, but sections of the wing are falling apart. And you understand that he could reconstitute himself if he killed you all. With a handful of hit points left, he could slowly gather himself. But in this moment, that left wing is growing unstable. And Craig has done so much damage in shattering his sword and launching the jets which are. Which are flying through the obsidian wings. And as they burn with radiant light, they are literally shattering, like parts of the wings are exploding into different crystals. Zergum has now lost his fly speed. [02:07:48] Speaker D: What? Oh, heck yeah. [02:07:51] Speaker C: What'd you get on that healing? [02:07:52] Speaker A: That's very good. [02:07:52] Speaker D: 45. [02:07:53] Speaker C: Okay, 45 out of. That's amazing. [02:07:55] Speaker D: Yeah, add it on. [02:07:58] Speaker C: Non plussed by that. And aware of his need to reduce competition, moved by Hayden. [02:08:06] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. [02:08:08] Speaker C: Craig, as you land down on the other side, slicing down his leg, Zorgrim just turns his head and gazes downward at you and whispers. [02:08:17] Speaker D: Why would you do that to me? [02:08:18] Speaker C: In whispers. No. Says aloud in a thundering, booming voice, you and all you loved will be as. I need you to give me a dexterity setting real quick. [02:08:37] Speaker D: You're kidding. [02:08:38] Speaker C: I'm not. [02:08:40] Speaker B: You got this, Craig. You got this. [02:08:42] Speaker D: You got this. You got this, Chris. Okay, [02:08:46] Speaker E: which ones were yours? [02:08:49] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh, I feel so anxious. [02:08:50] Speaker B: You got it. [02:08:54] Speaker D: Can I. Reaction healing again. [02:08:57] Speaker C: How does that work? You want to reduce damage? [02:08:59] Speaker D: No. [02:09:00] Speaker A: What are you. [02:09:01] Speaker E: What? [02:09:01] Speaker C: Reaction Healing. [02:09:02] Speaker D: What healing. Another healing potion I wish I could take. [02:09:04] Speaker C: If you had a bonus action you already know. What'd you get, Craig? [02:09:20] Speaker B: A NAT one. [02:09:22] Speaker C: Okay, plus. [02:09:25] Speaker D: I don't know if it gets a plus, but no, because it would be 10. [02:09:32] Speaker C: Craig's form is enveloped in a silhouette of Light as Zorgor moves his arm apart, moves his leg and just launches the beam of red and black thrumming church burning with energy. Metabolite this damage as quickly as I can. What is your current total of hit points? [02:10:09] Speaker A: Correct. [02:10:10] Speaker D: It is 182. [02:10:13] Speaker C: Okay. In this tray of die I rolled a 17 and a 6. Which comes up to a total of 23. And then the remaining die on 8D20 in this tray are 5, 5, 3, 4, 3 1, 4 and 2. Those are the other dice in this tray that had a. Those eight die had a max potential of 160 damage. And instead they're going to deal. [02:10:42] Speaker B: You did it. You're good. [02:10:45] Speaker C: 27 points of damage instead of 100. [02:10:47] Speaker D: Holy crap. [02:10:48] Speaker A: Holy. [02:10:49] Speaker C: Now that's not the damage you're taking. I still have to give you your total which is still going to be a lot. But instead of taking 300 and something damage that those dice that could have added up to 160 added up to 27. There has been no small amount of luck on Yalls side today, for which I'm glad to be clear. I'm not upset about that. [02:11:22] Speaker D: I want to make him mad. I don't want to make him mad, but I want to make him. [02:11:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:11:25] Speaker C: Craig, you take 216 points of damage. You're unconscious. [02:11:34] Speaker B: Okay. [02:11:35] Speaker C: Could someone put the unconscious ring. Could someone put Craig on the ground next to the stand and put the unconscious ring over him? [02:11:46] Speaker D: As much as I love Tello, I would not have thought that he would be the last fungus. [02:11:50] Speaker C: I've never run him. None of my mock combat's got came out with this current assemblage of people. [02:11:54] Speaker D: Okay. And I have death ward. So it would be. [02:11:56] Speaker C: This is your first time going down. [02:11:57] Speaker E: Oh no. [02:11:58] Speaker D: I have death ward. [02:11:59] Speaker B: Yeah. So you're. [02:12:00] Speaker C: Craig's at one hit point. [02:12:02] Speaker D: You didn't go down. [02:12:03] Speaker B: That's fabulous. [02:12:04] Speaker C: Now he's definitely on the ground somewhere below prone. [02:12:06] Speaker A: But. [02:12:07] Speaker C: But Craig, you have one hit point. [02:12:08] Speaker B: Death board is gone now. But you went down to one and you're not unconscious. So you. Do you have another healing potion? [02:12:13] Speaker D: I do. [02:12:13] Speaker B: You can take it next turn. [02:12:14] Speaker D: Next turn. Take it immediately. [02:12:16] Speaker B: That's fabulous. That's incredible. Wow. [02:12:18] Speaker A: That's good. [02:12:19] Speaker D: That's good. [02:12:20] Speaker C: Okay, you're not going to roll me a death safe. You are within. No, wait. Hold on. [02:12:29] Speaker D: Please be far enough away. [02:12:33] Speaker C: So this is 180. Daniel. [02:12:35] Speaker A: Yes. [02:12:39] Speaker C: You're out of range. Roll me a death save. [02:12:43] Speaker B: Should I start with her old dice or her new new dice? [02:12:47] Speaker A: Whatever. [02:12:47] Speaker C: You feel appropriate? [02:12:48] Speaker D: Oh, I don't know. What do you add to it? [02:12:50] Speaker C: New? [02:12:51] Speaker D: Do you add something to a dead. [02:12:53] Speaker C: It's a D20 roll, but nothing else. [02:12:55] Speaker B: It's higher. [02:12:55] Speaker E: Low. [02:12:56] Speaker D: Just 10. [02:12:57] Speaker B: That's a 13. [02:12:59] Speaker C: One success. [02:13:01] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah, it's good. That's good. I think that'll be my turn. [02:13:07] Speaker C: It's Whose sor. [02:13:08] Speaker D: Oh, God. [02:13:16] Speaker B: Then it's you, ed. [02:13:22] Speaker C: He is out of his highest level of spell. He doesn't have a movement speed [02:13:30] Speaker D: that [02:13:30] Speaker C: beams inefficient for the number of people remaining. Can't get them all in. The code for fire. [02:13:40] Speaker E: I get. I guess he should just give up. I mean, what's that to do at this point? [02:13:44] Speaker C: He's still huge. What's his walking speed? [02:13:46] Speaker A: Still big. [02:13:47] Speaker E: He is still large, but. [02:13:48] Speaker B: Oh, but he would have to cross the mode of fire, which he's immune to. [02:13:53] Speaker D: But how deep is it? [02:13:55] Speaker B: It might. [02:13:55] Speaker D: He might get his feet icky. [02:14:01] Speaker A: You don't want lava between your toes. [02:14:02] Speaker D: No, it's gross. I have to joke or else I'll cry. [02:14:09] Speaker A: Yeah, I feel that. That's how I feel most of the time. [02:14:13] Speaker B: What can he do? [02:14:14] Speaker D: Divine Adventures. [02:14:16] Speaker C: Because he has himself. He divine himself. [02:14:19] Speaker A: He is the bring about my end. [02:14:26] Speaker C: Give me a second, folks, if you guys could occupy the silence for me. [02:14:31] Speaker D: Okay, so death saves. Is it what? [02:14:34] Speaker A: D20. [02:14:35] Speaker D: I know, but it's 10 and up. [02:14:36] Speaker A: 10 is up is good. [02:14:37] Speaker D: So 1 through 9 is bad. [02:14:38] Speaker A: Bad. Okay, see? [02:14:40] Speaker B: And you can't add anything. [02:14:41] Speaker A: No, adding them anything. You get three if you fail three, you die. If you succeed three, you get back to zero. Yeah, you just stabilize and then you wake up in a D4 hours. Yeah, unless you're healed. [02:14:59] Speaker C: Yeah, cool. [02:15:02] Speaker B: Let Greta sleep. [02:15:03] Speaker D: If we win, just let her sleep. [02:15:06] Speaker B: Guys. If we win, just let her wake up when the D. Four hours. Just kidding. [02:15:12] Speaker A: Just a little fun. Little kid. [02:15:18] Speaker D: My pencil. [02:15:20] Speaker C: Oh, I think again, if you guys could occupy a little more seconds. I know. What. I know where I'm going and I. [02:15:23] Speaker A: What I'm doing. [02:15:24] Speaker D: Zach's given, like, a dad stance with his hand. [02:15:27] Speaker B: He really is. It's like he's inspecting the lawn. [02:15:32] Speaker D: He's measuring the lawn right now with the stick strength saving throw. [02:15:36] Speaker E: Like, if I. What is Daniel. And then I take the long over this way over the same pattern. [02:15:43] Speaker B: Do I want a Z, a spiral, or a zigzag pattern? [02:15:46] Speaker D: A strength. Daniel is doing a strength saving throw as Zach is moving Zorgrim on the map. I'm just. I'm giving a playback play for the people [02:15:57] Speaker A: I got 35 cuz I now [02:15:59] Speaker D: I. I can't get to him because I have to jump. Oh, I can fly. [02:16:02] Speaker C: You were not thrown off. [02:16:04] Speaker A: Wrong room. [02:16:05] Speaker B: It's a dragon. But he's very muscular. It's very muscular dragon [02:16:12] Speaker A: here to pump [02:16:13] Speaker C: you up with his wings. Shattered, filled with rage. Unwilling to remit and to relent this rattle this reality to you. But ever a clever strategist, he uses what parts of his body are still functioning because he doesn't need to recover. He just has to kill you all. Permit him the time to re heal. He can just. He can kill the remaining dragons, destroy this mountain and continue on his quest to erase reality. So he uses his still 60 foot walking speed as he moves by to reposition himself favorably toward the remaining conscious and alive party members. He crosses Craig's path. Forces titanic movement. Craig, I need you to give me a dexterity saving throw at disadvantage. While you're prone. [02:17:05] Speaker D: To. That would be a 14. [02:17:19] Speaker C: As you fail, you take 31 points of bludgeoning damage and I'm dead. As you're kicked and you're un. Well, you're unconscious. Still unconscious. But Daniel, would you put the unconscious ring on Craig? Ron Grim is not thrown off with a 35. He managed to hold on as you are faltering to survive but clinging he barrels to the other side of the map. And he has now positioned himself so that all remaining unconscious party members are within the range of his rel Rey's aura. So if they are not healed, they will automatically fail. Death saves on their turn as he intends to start cooking them where they lie unconscious. Then that was only his movement. With his remaining abilities, he can't get you all with a cone of fire, nor can he get you all with a beam. So he is going to use one of his eighth level slots. He is going to cast the ancient spell obliterate. He is going to place it one in the middle. Right where UEG is a point. I need a. [02:18:22] Speaker D: Can I counterspell it? [02:18:24] Speaker C: You can certainly try. [02:18:26] Speaker D: Okay, [02:18:29] Speaker C: so in your head, decide what level you're doing that at. It's fine if you're doing it at the lowest. Just decide. [02:18:35] Speaker D: Okay. [02:18:36] Speaker C: As you reach out to shatter the spell that you can see him forming, he uses Shatter spell. So he's going to counter yours. Now Shatter spell there is like he did to Jaeger. There is a stage. This is a feature here. [02:18:49] Speaker D: Yes. [02:18:50] Speaker C: There is a level he can do it at. Okay, so go ahead and tell me what level you did it at.8 okay. He does not automatically unravel yours, so now he has to roll. [02:19:03] Speaker D: Okay. [02:19:03] Speaker C: Your DC is 18. [02:19:05] Speaker D: My DC is 22. [02:19:07] Speaker C: No, it's not. Your spell safe. [02:19:08] Speaker E: Oh. [02:19:08] Speaker C: The DC for counter spell is 10 plus the level of the spell. [02:19:11] Speaker D: Just kidding. [02:19:12] Speaker E: You're right. [02:19:12] Speaker C: He is going to use his spell count you ability. [02:19:14] Speaker D: Gotcha. [02:19:20] Speaker C: I totaled a 26. He has a very high charisma bonus. And as he unravels your counter spell with his shadow spell, Janice, where you are pushing yourself to your knees, you desperately reach out to connect to the Arcana to unravel his forces. But you face a God and there's no technicality. He just overpowers you with the immensity of his ability. And using obliterate, he's going to center a point right on ue. And I need a strength saving throw from UEG and Tello and Jamis and Daniel, this is important. Would you go ahead and figure out for me me how far Janice is from u and how far tell is from you? Cuz that changes things. Yep, [02:20:12] Speaker D: Estell already used his death ward. Okay. Oh my gosh. [02:20:24] Speaker C: Tell her. Got a nine. [02:20:25] Speaker B: Teller got a nine. [02:20:28] Speaker C: And yes, if you want to go ahead and roll for Janice. [02:20:29] Speaker B: And you are. [02:20:34] Speaker D: You had got a seven and Janice got a 20. Dirty 20. [02:20:50] Speaker C: How far is each? Oh, Daniel, you're the best. Thank you. So could you go ahead and tell me what those die numbers say? [02:20:58] Speaker A: Both 60. [02:20:59] Speaker C: Both are equally right, right, duh. So UEG takes. He's not resistant to any damages. Right. [02:21:08] Speaker D: He's resist no poison. [02:21:11] Speaker C: UEG takes. [02:21:13] Speaker D: Yeah. [02:21:14] Speaker C: Oh my goodness. 11, 16 plus 6 is 22. He takes 22 points of force damage and 10, 15. 22 points of fire damage. Wow, that's fascinating. 44 altogether. [02:21:30] Speaker D: Also the mic. [02:21:31] Speaker C: Yes, sorry, sorry. Thank you. I'm lost on the sauce. 44 points of total damage. And then the way obliterate works. So, okay, sorry. Zorum just pulls backward at space and then as he reaches his hands together, he just folds them and. And as he folds them together, he just creates incredible. He grasps the formation of long ruid stars and verbalizes a phrase of celestial power. At a point of his choice, Cosmic energy is. Is summoned from the brilliant phenomena of the heavens above. And it's its force tears outward in a point of selection. So literally, he pulls a little bit of force from space and just replicates it here as force and fire from a star burn outward. The way obliterate works is the further you are away, it does less damage, but it keeps going. And Keeps going and keeps going and then I'm sure not. But could you see if Craig is 90 within UEG? Because that's the final range of the spell. So Janice and Tello are going to take. And I'll split up the damage types in case you need it, but I understand if you don't. Okay, Both of you take 10. [02:22:42] Speaker D: 19. [02:22:43] Speaker C: Holy cow. 22 points of fire damage. How much is that? Is he 90? Okay, so he's not 90. [02:22:55] Speaker A: Awesome. [02:22:56] Speaker C: So Craig takes no additional damage. So 22 points of fire damage and 17 points of force damage. Damage to both of them? [02:23:08] Speaker A: Yes. [02:23:10] Speaker C: Tell us down. [02:23:11] Speaker D: Wait, no. Didn't he have death? [02:23:20] Speaker E: I believe that's all death words activated. [02:23:22] Speaker C: Could you see If Tello's within 100 of Zorgo? [02:23:26] Speaker D: Crap. [02:23:27] Speaker C: That's for later. Okay, that was Zoram's turn. It's Ueg's turn. What's he doing? [02:23:37] Speaker D: He's gonna heal. Probably. [02:23:52] Speaker C: 120. Understood. Easy. So he's using Heal. [02:24:08] Speaker D: You said he's going to do mass cure wounds at. Oh, sorry, the. Sixth level. [02:24:19] Speaker C: Okay. At fifth level, it's 3D8. [02:24:24] Speaker D: It's 48 plus spell casting ability. [02:24:26] Speaker C: A total of 48. So he automatically provides himself, Janice and Tello, 48 points of healing as UEG is just flattened to the ground by the spell. [02:24:38] Speaker D: It's like 37 points. [02:24:40] Speaker C: Okay, right. Well, it's 40 for a max of 5d8, plus 8 for the level of the spell. Plus 2 is a total of 48. 48 healing for himself and Janice and Tello. As he is cratered into the ground and charred. Uegg struggles, grabs his staff, points it upright, planting it again, letting the flowers grow. And he just whispers no. And again, Eldath answers. And there's that of healing. As you all are desperately trying to knit yourselves together and stay alive. The end of Ueg's turn. At the end of. If you can mute. It's okay. It's okay. At the end of Ueg's turn, Zorgor's out of legendary and mythic actions. It's Rona. Rona within the realm Razor aura. You begin to cook and you automatically fail a death save. Sorghum takes another round of Dawning deity. [02:25:44] Speaker D: I should have done that. [02:25:47] Speaker C: And we enter our fifth round of combat. Did you have a question, Jackie, or No. [02:25:53] Speaker E: So she doesn't roll. [02:25:55] Speaker C: No, it's just because you when unconscious, if you take damage, any damage, if it's one, if it's a well one or 20, or you fail at This. [02:26:03] Speaker D: I was just wondering if I could do something that would pull at the DM's heartstrings. Go ahead, see if I can do something. When she went unconscious, she was clutching both of her loots and she just put her hand over the maker symbol on Soul Mender and just, like, whispered help. And thought of the two left charges of commune and mass heal, mass cure wounds that were part of Soul Mender. And then she. She fell unconscious. [02:26:34] Speaker C: It did tug at my strings. [02:26:36] Speaker D: Yeah, but not enough. Okay. [02:26:39] Speaker C: Andrea. [02:26:40] Speaker E: Yes? [02:26:41] Speaker C: Wanna Roll me that D4? [02:26:43] Speaker E: Oh, [02:26:45] Speaker D: no. [02:26:48] Speaker E: Tucked in my heartstrings for a second. [02:26:50] Speaker D: Sorry, I didn't mean to make y' all cry. [02:26:52] Speaker E: No. Zach. [02:26:53] Speaker D: Calling my name. [02:26:58] Speaker E: Three. [02:27:04] Speaker C: Interesting. [02:27:05] Speaker D: I don't think you balance this correctly. [02:27:08] Speaker C: Wrathful gale. [02:27:11] Speaker E: I don't like that. [02:27:11] Speaker C: The depths of Zorgrim's enmity manifest in the meteorology all around, shaping the storm with concurrent rancor. The storm's cyclonic center, above, begins churning with far greater force, screaming with wind. All creatures must make a dex, a strength saving throw, to attempt to fetter themselves to some fragment of ruined earth all around. A successful save allows a creature to defeat the winds and remain in place. On a failed safe, a creature has moved five times a d, six feet in a direction, clockwise to zoring room, landing prone if on the ground. [02:27:48] Speaker A: I got a 30, [02:27:50] Speaker C: right, and then one from UE again. Janice, these are the only remaining. [02:27:55] Speaker E: You're holding the line. [02:27:56] Speaker C: Hey, guys, the rounds are gonna move faster if nothing else. [02:27:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:28:00] Speaker D: Does he got a 9? [02:28:01] Speaker B: All of his 100 hit points, he did re. [02:28:04] Speaker C: He got dining Daddy. [02:28:05] Speaker D: Janice. [02:28:06] Speaker B: Oh, sorry. I forgot that you said. [02:28:07] Speaker C: No, it's okay. [02:28:08] Speaker D: 18. [02:28:09] Speaker B: 18. [02:28:11] Speaker C: So bear with me, guys. So roll. [02:28:15] Speaker A: Tello also has to make the save right here. [02:28:18] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, yes. Tello. I forgot he was. Good job, girl. Ro or Greta is gonna move. [02:28:27] Speaker B: This is strength. Yeah, he got a 14. [02:28:32] Speaker C: Okay, so here's the incredible thing. It's clockwise. If you guys have been on the other side of the map, all of the unconscious people would be rolling through lava right now. And none of them are. [02:28:43] Speaker D: Okay. One good thing is happening again. [02:28:45] Speaker C: Craig's gonna move 25ft that way. Like kind of in a curve. If you will just guesstimate it, it's good enough. Tello's gonna move 20ft this way. UEG failed. He's gonna move 30ft that way. Oh, and all the people who fail are prone, so they're all getting knocked pro. Janice moves five feet over. Oops and wrong. Grim is unaffected. That could have gone a whole lot worse. [02:29:14] Speaker D: Am I. Am I technically off the map? [02:29:17] Speaker A: No. [02:29:17] Speaker C: Oh, okay, it's tell his turn. [02:29:19] Speaker B: Oh, good con save. [02:29:21] Speaker C: No, he's out of range. [02:29:24] Speaker D: He needs to stand up. Huh? He needs to stand up. Does he have a healing potion? Because he needs that. [02:29:29] Speaker B: Yes. I would like him to stand. I would to like him to take a healing potion. Okay, four. [02:29:35] Speaker A: He has sneak attack cuz I'm still next to him. [02:29:37] Speaker B: Nice. 2D6. [02:29:38] Speaker A: Yep. [02:29:41] Speaker C: Probably. It should be plus something. Let's call it 2D6 plus 6. [02:29:46] Speaker B: Oh, great. That sounded bad, but I. I knew it was okay. [02:29:49] Speaker C: We're all just exhausted. [02:29:51] Speaker B: Yeah. 86 is 14. [02:29:55] Speaker C: 14. [02:29:56] Speaker D: That's fine. [02:30:00] Speaker B: Wow, he's. He's up to 63. [02:30:05] Speaker C: Okay, he's gonna attack. Roll the hit for me, bud. [02:30:08] Speaker A: Yeah, use your last charge. [02:30:10] Speaker B: Yeah, I would like to use my last charge. [02:30:16] Speaker C: Did you crit you quit on a sneak attack with your charge? [02:30:23] Speaker A: Double the sneak attack, double the guiding ball. [02:30:27] Speaker D: Tello is holding up the fun guys line. [02:30:30] Speaker C: So I want to clarify. [02:30:32] Speaker E: Remember. [02:30:33] Speaker C: Remember how we said it was 15d6 earlier? [02:30:34] Speaker B: Abby, is that 30? [02:30:35] Speaker C: It means you're rolling 30d6. [02:30:37] Speaker B: Can somebody give me. [02:30:38] Speaker C: No, no, no, no, no. If you want to roll 30d6, you can. If for the sake of time, you want to roll and then double. I'll also take that. [02:30:43] Speaker B: Can I roll? [02:30:44] Speaker C: Can I roll 30d6? [02:30:45] Speaker D: I'm sorry, I have 20 of them. [02:30:46] Speaker B: Can I please have them? [02:30:47] Speaker D: Yes. [02:30:48] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [02:30:51] Speaker A: Just add 10 to it. [02:30:54] Speaker B: You have what? I'm sorry. I am gonna roll all of these. [02:30:59] Speaker C: You can't keep moving things with your feet, you psychopath. [02:31:01] Speaker A: I can't. [02:31:01] Speaker C: You can't keep getting. He can't keep getting away with it. [02:31:05] Speaker B: Somebody give me flavor to talk or somebody. [02:31:08] Speaker C: I will describe it as a telo slammed by the galing wind, the mountain screaming and breaking around him. He sees crowd, Craig face down and unconscious. He sees Ro face down and unconscious. Well, sprawled out on her back. Javian hasn't moved in a while. UEG is on his side. Janice is on his side. Rongrim is cleaning to this. Cleaning this monster that can't be killed. And Tello understands that he's at the end of the world. And he looks across and he sees Greta laying down. And he just. [02:31:40] Speaker A: He. [02:31:41] Speaker C: He barely imbibes the potion. He doesn't even manage to drink it all. Drinks half and just drop drops it on the ground. And then as he pushes himself out of. Prone is a strong word. He pushes himself like to a knee cradling his broken arm, he raises his bolt, and he has no words to say. He just locks on, closes his eyes, and thinks of everything that matters to him in this world. And he pulls the trigger as the streaming bolt of light fires outward and strikes Zorgrim directly in the massive crowd being formed by his chest as it bursts with brilliant light, scattering shards of obsidian in every direction. Wronggrim. You see the immense flash, and the obsidian falls down around you. And you see Zorgrim falls back so much that his tail has to catch him as he pulls himself to the ground. He's brought to all fours. He has to push himself back up. And you see hatred seething in his eyes and in his mind and in his heart. [02:32:36] Speaker A: I guess it's not all for nothing. [02:32:38] Speaker B: There's a lot of sixes, [02:32:42] Speaker A: guys. [02:32:42] Speaker C: It's so many dice. [02:32:47] Speaker A: I think this is going to be tells new record. [02:32:48] Speaker D: Yeah. [02:32:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:32:49] Speaker C: As Abby's pulling out. Die. Abby, is it stepping on your moment if Jackie's sitting there putting numbers in the calculator and adding them up? [02:32:55] Speaker B: No, you can do that, Jackie. [02:32:57] Speaker C: So if you want to look at her die as she's pulling them out, you could be adding them up. [02:33:00] Speaker B: Actually, can I do it just because I'm. I'm afraid of. Yes. Of it being. [02:33:05] Speaker C: I don't want to take this from you. [02:33:06] Speaker B: I'm sorry. [02:33:06] Speaker C: No, no, it's okay. [02:33:07] Speaker B: And I trust Jackie. I just also. I'm sorry. [02:33:10] Speaker C: We were in for the long haul. Hey, guys, seriously, thank you for the exhausting sacrifice you're making today. This is the best worst game of DND ever. I understand. [02:33:17] Speaker D: We. We can't die. We can't. No, please don't say that. [02:33:26] Speaker C: Actually, I embrace a kitten, actually. [02:33:30] Speaker B: Yeah, [02:33:33] Speaker E: but y' all can only. No one else is gonna die, though. [02:33:36] Speaker C: Is this the double? [02:33:38] Speaker B: Yeah. 12 plus 12 plus. It's a lot of 8 plus 4 [02:33:50] Speaker C: plus 8 plus 2. [02:34:08] Speaker D: There's so much anticipation. [02:34:13] Speaker B: Plus his four. That is 105. [02:34:18] Speaker C: Shut up. [02:34:19] Speaker D: Oh, my God. [02:34:20] Speaker C: 105 damage. [02:34:22] Speaker B: That's 105. I rolled. Like, I rolled three, four. I rolled. Oh, my gosh. I rolled five sixes. [02:34:29] Speaker A: That's awesome. [02:34:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:34:30] Speaker A: 105 is amazing. [02:34:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:34:36] Speaker C: With a massive burst and fracture. Oh, I did that wrong. Sorghum looks like he's in a really rough place. [02:34:54] Speaker B: Okay. [02:34:58] Speaker C: At the end of Tello's turn, blind with rage, delirious on the edge of his connection to this reality, as Zordam stumble, he just goes, no, no. He looks up at Tello and he's Just he's confused. He's blinded by anger and wrath. And he is going to. [02:35:21] Speaker A: Blast. [02:35:25] Speaker C: He's gonna let off a. [02:35:26] Speaker D: He's gonna have a heart attack and die. [02:35:29] Speaker C: I need a dex save from Uegg with disadvantage and a dex save from Tello. [02:35:35] Speaker B: Okay. Is this an area of effect fact that I can. It is evade six. [02:35:43] Speaker C: Yep. You'll use evasion. [02:35:44] Speaker A: Just the 120 foot cone. [02:35:46] Speaker D: Yep. [02:35:46] Speaker C: Tax got make sure it's 120 foot damage. [02:35:50] Speaker A: It is. Yeah. [02:35:51] Speaker C: I counted [02:35:54] Speaker B: dexterity saving throw. That's a 20. Oh, that's a 25. [02:36:08] Speaker C: A 25. [02:36:08] Speaker B: Yes. A 25. Well, [02:36:18] Speaker C: Needs it. Beats it. [02:36:20] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh. [02:36:22] Speaker C: It's DC25. [02:36:23] Speaker D: Wow. [02:36:25] Speaker C: Okay, there's nothing visible on the map, but I've described massive craters being formed all around as Zorgom falls to his his feet, panicking on instinct, going to what he knows. He just bellows out that massive gout of world of city, raising fire. That, and Tello sees it coming and just dives into a crater. And as he does, he breaks his arm further and shouts. And he rolls into the bottom of it, digging himself up in the corner. And the fire moves down into the crater. But it's just enough of an angle that it's melting the ground all around him, giving him burns, but it's not killing him. U is caught in the fire. [02:37:08] Speaker D: Oh, no. [02:37:10] Speaker C: Ue takes. [02:37:11] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh. [02:37:20] Speaker C: 14. 26. 8 is 34. 34 plus 7 is 41. Plus 5 is 46. Plus 12 is 58. Plus 12 is 70. Plus 7 is 77. Plus 11 is 88. Plus 10 is 98. Plus 6 is 104. Plus 5 is 109. Plus 2 is 111. Plus the left side. This is just. It's helping me. Is 122. Plus 12 is 134 plus. I didn't see what that was. 6 is. Oh, I think I got the same thing. 140 plus 5 is 145. Plus 3 is 148. Plus 5 is 153. Fire damage. Zuig is half roasted alive. He's still up long. [02:38:16] Speaker A: Grimm, [02:38:19] Speaker C: it's your turn. And you start by a constitution. [02:38:22] Speaker A: Oh, yes. I got a 24. [02:38:24] Speaker C: You saved. [02:38:24] Speaker A: Yep. I got to roll 32 more dice again. [02:38:30] Speaker C: You crit again. [02:38:31] Speaker A: I crit. I got actually a 36. 35. 34 again. So I think it's real. 32 more dice. [02:38:41] Speaker C: And I gotta say, I got just [02:38:43] Speaker A: like a few points better on my damage, so. [02:38:46] Speaker C: Okay. [02:38:47] Speaker A: Pretty Excited about that. [02:38:50] Speaker C: Lined up with half, twice, seven points of damage. [02:38:57] Speaker A: Is that from save? Oh, seven. [02:38:59] Speaker C: That's already. That's already ordered. [02:39:01] Speaker A: Got it. [02:39:02] Speaker C: It's 20 to [02:39:06] Speaker A: screaming blow, Bloody Murder, top of his lungs, seeing almost everyone around him. [02:39:10] Speaker C: Oh, and you're up by his. You're up by his neck. [02:39:11] Speaker A: I'm going for the head. I'm carving through his neck. I'm trying to sever his head with trident strikes with Corona's bane. I deal 162 points of damage. [02:39:25] Speaker C: Is that your record? [02:39:27] Speaker A: That's probably my record. I would say we'll look it up later. Yeah. [02:39:39] Speaker C: How do you want to do this? I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. [02:39:48] Speaker E: It's always the barbarians. [02:39:50] Speaker D: I knew it, I knew it. [02:39:52] Speaker C: Oh, from Yepen. [02:39:53] Speaker B: Yeah, I knew it. [02:39:54] Speaker A: Is it okay if I got a favorite time? [02:39:56] Speaker C: More than you ever have in your life. [02:39:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:39:58] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [02:40:00] Speaker A: You know, I mean, if anyone's seen Attack on Titan, this is what I'm going for. But he's grab. He's seeing the death around him. He's on the shoulder, and as he goes to one side of his neck, he breaks a chunk off. So where, like the neck is no longer a full one, it's like a [02:40:19] Speaker C: quarter, a third of the way on one side. [02:40:21] Speaker A: Yeah, he goes to the other side of the neck and he breaks a third of it off again. And as he gets as close as he can, he brings Corona's Bane with no resistance at all. He looks and he just says, today you die by worthless, feeble mortals. As I cut the head off as it falls down a mountain of a monster, [02:40:48] Speaker C: Rongrim, one of the last remaining conscious members of Yellowbrunn's Defenders, standing at the top of the last remaining forces that this world could surmount to defend itself from the embittered, hateful, destructive, apocalyptic force. As you stand on one side of Zorgrim, you grab the horn. He's. He's delirious. He's. He's like faltering to a side. You grab a horn, you lift up the trident, and as you lift it [02:41:19] Speaker E: up, you [02:41:21] Speaker C: stab it down. It stabs him in the neck and it fractures up. Chunks fall out, but it's just fracturing up. And Zordon roars out. You climb around to the other side of the neck and you spin the trident and grab it and plunge it down into the neck and it stabs and Zorgrim. Zorgrim, like his. His arm and his neck begin charging with power and he grabs you in A hand and begins moving you toward his mouth. Until. If you. Do you mind me running with this a little bit? Okay. Until that fourth spirit moves around you and grows to be about 70ft tall in a flash. And grabs the arm from the other direction. [02:42:07] Speaker A: Hell, yeah. [02:42:08] Speaker C: And the other arm grabs the back of Zorgrim's shoulder. And from over your shoulder, the voice rings calmly and quietly. What I have made I can unmake. And with that word behind you, Zorgram or Rongrum, held in his hand, held in his hand. As the arm does not move you around to be struck by the bolt of death, you force your own way with your titanic strength out of his fingers. And exactly as you described. Like, kind of as. As that spirit is holding the hand here and the hand is inadvertently holding you here in front of its neck, you grab the bottom of its jaw and this head that weighs probably 12, 13,000 pounds. With all of your strength, you push upward, supporting it. You put the blade at 1. At one side, you utter. Today you die by worthless mortals. And as you cut through, there is this blast. As you do not cut the head down, as you slice it apart, the force inside of him erupts, explodes. And his pieces just fly in every direction, flying outward, rocking into the crater. And you are shot backward into the ground. And with that, Zorgrim, the hate King, his avatar in this realm, is destroyed. And the last attempt for this God to come to this world is barred. You seal him away in the bloodied court and you might be. You might have earned a special infinite place of hatred in his heart. But he's now realms away, trapped inside of his realm. [02:44:00] Speaker D: Get him off. Get him off. Get him off the map. Get him out of our faces. [02:44:08] Speaker C: I actually will. [02:44:09] Speaker D: I never want to see that. [02:44:10] Speaker B: Give me one again. [02:44:12] Speaker E: I do want to feel like. [02:44:13] Speaker C: Give me one moment. [02:44:14] Speaker B: Where's he going? [02:44:14] Speaker C: I'll be right back. [02:44:15] Speaker B: I don't like where he's going. Where's he going? [02:44:19] Speaker E: Zach has a. Zach has actually. He's really good at props. There's a pool of blood back there. [02:44:27] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh. [02:44:27] Speaker A: He's been leeching each of us with it a little bit. [02:44:29] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. [02:44:30] Speaker E: Yeah. By splitter relations. Because I got it yesterday and thought [02:44:37] Speaker B: I got it out. Noah has a stat, a statistic for us. [02:44:43] Speaker C: I have not been here the entire time, but I was trying to keep track of the amount of times people cried. And I have the final stats for [02:44:53] Speaker B: this session [02:44:58] Speaker C: has to win first. So self reports obviously trump this because this is just What I observed. But I saw Micah five times. Abby also five times, and Jackie five times. [02:45:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [02:45:08] Speaker C: My count is I saw Andrea twice, Cara once, and myself twice. And Daniel was. His lip was quivering there at the end. [02:45:19] Speaker B: But I think I'm gonna cry some more. So we'll get an updated count. [02:45:22] Speaker A: We'll update those counts. [02:45:23] Speaker E: Guys, please don't think I'm heartless. [02:45:25] Speaker D: Of a character dying. [02:45:26] Speaker E: I just did it. [02:45:27] Speaker D: Correct. [02:45:28] Speaker C: But Andrea. Yeah, well, okay. The session's not over. [02:45:32] Speaker B: Yeah, the session's not over. [02:45:33] Speaker C: We still have the hunter scattered around. [02:45:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [02:45:38] Speaker C: I'm gonna keep track of this a little bit. We're actually going to. We're gonna stay in initiative order. It's been the third round. Thank you. We're on the sixth round of combat. [02:45:49] Speaker A: Yes. It's the third round since Andrea died. [02:45:52] Speaker E: Oh. Oh, I was keeping track of that. [02:45:54] Speaker D: Thank you. [02:45:55] Speaker C: Thank you. [02:45:55] Speaker E: Yeah, A minute. [02:45:56] Speaker C: Yes, Row. [02:46:01] Speaker E: I was. [02:46:01] Speaker C: And well, actually. Hold on. Sorry. Janice. [02:46:04] Speaker D: Yeah. [02:46:05] Speaker C: It is your turn. It is fine. If you. You might not have even comprehended what just happened. You might have just been on the ground, knocked over in a concussed. I don't like. I'm not. I'm not directing you to anything specific. This turn is whatever you want to do with yours. What is Janice doing on her turn? It's fine if she's fully coherent. It's fine if she's lost in the destruction, it's fine if she has an intended action, it's fine. She's confused. Confused. What is Janice doing? [02:46:30] Speaker D: Is there any way that I can kind of do, like, a couple different things? Is it. Is it stuck in, like, action? [02:46:37] Speaker C: We're gonna move through that for now. [02:46:39] Speaker D: Okay. [02:46:41] Speaker C: We will break that soon, but for now, we're gonna move through that. [02:46:44] Speaker E: People still have to do death saves and stuff. [02:46:45] Speaker A: Yes. [02:46:45] Speaker C: Until that situation is resolved, that is the way we're gonna follow this. [02:46:48] Speaker D: Okay. Is there any way. Because if I. If I get a. Do I have to get up right on this one or can. [02:46:55] Speaker C: Sure, if you want to be one of her. [02:46:56] Speaker D: Okay. I would start moving over towards you. [02:47:00] Speaker C: You have enough movement and you can get to him. You have 30. [02:47:07] Speaker D: Well, then can I bloop him over there with my sword? Would that be an action you can. To bloop you in? [02:47:16] Speaker C: Yeah. So if you. If you just want to hand me the minis, I can pass hassle. [02:47:19] Speaker D: Yeah. [02:47:22] Speaker E: Short term. Pel. [02:47:23] Speaker B: Pel. [02:47:24] Speaker D: I have my sword. Yeah. [02:47:25] Speaker C: U is moved. Janice crawls over to ue, gets just close enough, and ue is like, he's [02:47:33] Speaker D: not even on the ground. [02:47:34] Speaker C: And she pulls out Nifty Doom. [02:47:37] Speaker D: It's already out. [02:47:37] Speaker C: Places it down. Yeah, places it down. And just puts a hand on you. EG just. They appear on the other side. Craig, need you to roll me a Death save. [02:47:47] Speaker D: Yes, [02:47:51] Speaker A: 18. [02:47:52] Speaker C: Understood. Greta. Death save. [02:48:00] Speaker B: Okay. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. [02:48:03] Speaker D: I'm so scared. I'm so scared. [02:48:05] Speaker B: It's a 19. [02:48:10] Speaker C: Sorghum's out of initiative. [02:48:11] Speaker B: No, I have two. [02:48:12] Speaker C: I have two successes. What is ue doing? [02:48:17] Speaker D: Oh, [02:48:19] Speaker B: that didn't happen to me. Yeah, it didn't get to my turn. [02:48:27] Speaker D: I'm not sure how. Death saves work. [02:48:29] Speaker C: Two health. [02:48:30] Speaker D: Is it three saves you're up. Or is it two out of. If you get at least two. [02:48:37] Speaker E: Right. [02:48:38] Speaker B: Is it. Is it two out of five? [02:48:40] Speaker C: Say again? [02:48:41] Speaker E: Is. [02:48:41] Speaker B: Is it two out of three? Death saves. [02:48:43] Speaker A: Three out of three. You have to. [02:48:44] Speaker C: You have to get to three. You have to get. [02:48:45] Speaker B: Oh, you have to get. [02:48:46] Speaker C: It's out of five first. [02:48:48] Speaker E: So it's just. [02:48:48] Speaker D: If you get to best of five, first of five. I understand. [02:48:52] Speaker A: And if you get a nat one two death saves. Fail. If you get 20, you come back up to one. [02:49:00] Speaker D: Got you. Okay. And if you finish the five, you're up and you. You're like. You're fine. [02:49:03] Speaker C: If you get five successes, it's best of five. [02:49:06] Speaker A: You get three successes, you roll D4 and you wake up in that many hours. [02:49:12] Speaker D: No, literally, no. That's what I was doing. It's u. Okay. So how. I've never actually encount. We haven't ever had a person go unconscious. So like had a person die or die. So what do we do if they're still rolling? Death saves. Can I do like, can I catch past healings? [02:49:30] Speaker C: You can take one action. [02:49:31] Speaker D: Yes. Okay. I do that. [02:49:33] Speaker A: If you heal them, they get back up. [02:49:35] Speaker D: Perfect. Okay. I just didn't know if I had to like. Okay. [02:49:38] Speaker C: Yeah, it's. [02:49:38] Speaker A: We're. [02:49:38] Speaker C: It's late and we're exhausted. [02:49:40] Speaker D: Well. And we've never had to do it. [02:49:42] Speaker E: We've definitely have people. [02:49:43] Speaker C: I mean, you've had to heal people out of unconsciousness between. Have we 11 and 13 times unconscious? [02:49:48] Speaker E: Really? [02:49:49] Speaker D: I don't remember. [02:49:50] Speaker C: You've had. You've had fights where you had to do that seven times in one fight? [02:49:53] Speaker D: I don't remember, but yes. That's probably just cuz I'm tired. [02:49:56] Speaker C: It's okay. We're exhausted. [02:49:58] Speaker D: Okay. [02:49:59] Speaker C: You and I slept four hours last night. [02:50:01] Speaker D: Yes. Wow. [02:50:04] Speaker C: And as as best you can into the mic. [02:50:06] Speaker B: I'm. [02:50:06] Speaker D: Oh, sorry. I'm going to do mass cure wounds at. At what? [02:50:14] Speaker C: Nothing, I just. Hey, it's all you, dude. [02:50:17] Speaker D: It's all you at eighth level. [02:50:18] Speaker C: Okay? Three days, that's 68. Six times eight is 48. That is a total of 48 plus 1058 healing. [02:50:30] Speaker D: Yeah. [02:50:31] Speaker C: For UEG and Janice and Greta and Ro who are no longer conscious. Both of you are. [02:50:40] Speaker B: Okay, we gotta get to Craig 58. [02:50:43] Speaker A: I'm going to try to get there. [02:50:44] Speaker B: Come. [02:50:47] Speaker C: That is I can get to. [02:50:49] Speaker A: Never mind. [02:50:50] Speaker C: That's UG's turn. [02:50:51] Speaker D: It's my turn, bro. [02:50:52] Speaker C: It's your turn. [02:50:55] Speaker E: I. [02:51:03] Speaker D: Sorry, I just like nod to u like thanks for hitting me up and I I dimension door to Craig. [02:51:15] Speaker C: Phenomenal. Andrea, if I roll this towards you, can you. Yeah, sorry. [02:51:21] Speaker A: That was not a roll. [02:51:22] Speaker C: It's styrofoam. She landed straight up. Maybe I should have passed it. I'm sorry. I'm also exhausted. I should have passed that. [02:51:31] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [02:51:31] Speaker C: Does my damn work. [02:51:34] Speaker D: No, I agree. [02:51:34] Speaker C: I'm also exhausted. No, I know is a far simpler solution. [02:51:39] Speaker D: Please forgive me Ro and we are we dead When I By the way when I. When I did that I. I gave my bardic inspiration to. To U phenomenal. [02:52:02] Speaker C: Understood. UEG is bartically inspired. Great D12 with all remaining individuals who are in death saves out of death saves we leave initiative order. [02:52:12] Speaker B: Okay, [02:52:17] Speaker D: Sorry, we're gonna. Can we run over to Fabian and [02:52:24] Speaker C: members begin collecting themselves and slowly conjoining. You all are. I mean what we're feeling is no comparison. People have broken bones, severe lacerations. Some of you are burnt mostly to death. You all are in agony and confusion and shock. But slowly but surely the group convenes around the massive scattered pieces of Zorgrim. All around in the blood stained in the heating crater you do you can hear the of the motionless lifeless obsidian souls rolling down the hill and falling into the crater. Completely devoidant of any propelling magic. And the sounds of battle all around are growing dim as there is no longer any force willing all of the obsidian souls to move. And you all slowly but surely gather around the massive crater. With Javian plummeted down at the bottom in his lifeless corpse. It is difficult to look at. It doesn't look like a person. Very confused. Why that's the thing that made Daniel laugh the hardest part. [02:53:41] Speaker D: Laughing at the magic instrument. [02:53:43] Speaker E: At my death. At my dead body. My charred body. [02:53:48] Speaker D: Magic instrument thing off the map. And it made because it. I don't Didn't. It didn't do anything the whole time. [02:53:56] Speaker A: Okay. [02:53:58] Speaker C: Trying our best to fight for this moment with respect to Andrew's character. [02:54:01] Speaker D: Sorry. I'm sorry. [02:54:05] Speaker C: As the group gathers around what's left of Xavian. [02:54:07] Speaker D: Yeah. [02:54:08] Speaker C: Whose body only remains for the sake that his armor kept it from being annihilated. [02:54:14] Speaker A: I think if it's okay, I slide as fast as Rondrim's very hurt body can. And I, like, I grab him into an embrace, and before I even get out, I kind of just hug him. And I'm just like. And he wants to say words, but I don't think he has. He thinks, magic heal. Somehow this must be undone. And so he hefts him out of the. The area and he just brings them to Uegg and to Greta, and he puts the dead body next to them. [02:54:57] Speaker C: You guys can move away from the lava if you want, but also, it's all arbitrary. I leave this to you. [02:55:03] Speaker E: Add another to the cry Cow. [02:55:05] Speaker D: I got you. I think however you want to flavor it. But Ueg saved his divine intervention. [02:55:24] Speaker C: As you Reg kneels over Xavian, he takes his hand in one hand and pulls it toward him. And it's a grisly sight. This is. It's hard to call this a corpse. And Ueg just rolls it into himself, closes his eyes because he can't quite look at you. And he just whispers softly. One last time, please. And you all watch as. Flowers begin sprouting all over the ground, all around you all. And Javians, the cracked, burned corpse, just sort of like. There's this really terrible cracking sound. This. As it moves slightly. There's not a whole lot of other movement before that pale opalescent hand. [02:56:32] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh. [02:56:33] Speaker C: And as it flexes, you see slight movements in the armor before. Somewhere up the neck here, you can start to see the cracked tissue is breaking and falling off. And where it's falling off, there's some pale skin beneath that looks painfully red and exposed, but completely new. And the fourth spirit appears again and kneels down and Shavian. [02:57:06] Speaker E: Yeah. [02:57:11] Speaker C: You are not where everyone else is, [02:57:17] Speaker D: Back in the blood plane. I'm just kidding. It was all a dream. The whole campaign? Yeah. [02:57:25] Speaker E: No, the second half. [02:57:28] Speaker C: You are alone among the cosmos. Endless veils of brilliant color stretch out in every direction. And you stand on this sea of glass that reflects the sprawling universe above and all around. And at one point, this motionless, perfect, endless horizontal expanse of reflection moves up into this moving fluid until it builds. Into this great towering wall of water that flows up over itself and extends in each direction infinitely. You are there. Nothing is with you. You are fine. You are healed and unharmed. Nothing tethers you. You are naked there. And there is a slight split in the water before a figure you can't quite look at but that you recognize well enough. The silhouette golden steps through. But you're not looking at. It's even harder to look at him here than it ever was in a vision or facsimile by Rongrim's side. This one. It's not that you can't look at it. It's that, like when you look at it, it's. It's like a passing image. You can't. You can't quite piece it together. But you know the presence and the voice just says. Nowhere you could go that I wouldn't fall. I've never forgotten you. You'll always be mine. [02:59:42] Speaker E: Did. [02:59:47] Speaker C: You succeeded? [02:59:49] Speaker E: I fall to my knees. And I guess imagining. I feel like now. Like. Like I'm looking through. Like the ground is like a glass. Like reflect. [03:00:02] Speaker C: It's like a perfect pool of infinite water. But it's. There's no color. It's. It's black beneath the universe all around. And it's just dazzled by the designs of all the cosmos that it's reflecting in every direction. [03:00:12] Speaker E: Okay, except for the. Like the ripples and like reflection. [03:00:15] Speaker C: So you can see the ripples like water. But it's like the image. It's like you're looking back at a reflected universe in every direction until it comes up into this wall of water with color and shape that is this barrier. [03:00:25] Speaker E: And I think it's just like a collapse of relief. But also just like still. Still so much pain. For all that we've been through. What it took to get here. And he. He doesn't expect to come back this time. It's already a miracle to have made it back thrice. And I think he's just sobbing. But he whispers. Thank you [03:01:08] Speaker A: all. [03:01:08] Speaker C: The weight on the outside, the mantle on your shoulders. The weight that's weighed on your brow. It's all gone. The heavy instruments of the work and toil of your hands. But the weight inside. The heavy things in your mind and your heart. They're still there. The figure comes and kneels down next to you. And you feel a very warm and close embrace. It's not well known. It's foreign to you. But feels far closer, far more intimate than any you've had with anyone else. And the figure says. You'll always be mine if you choose [03:02:00] Speaker A: now [03:02:02] Speaker C: you may come with me into forever. I will take all these weights from [03:02:08] Speaker B: you [03:02:10] Speaker C: and I will show you not an end, but a beginning. And we'll dance, and we'll sing. And I will speak to you forever truths. And the thumb reaches up and wipes some of the tears from your eyes. But if you so choose, you may return to them. And you will still be mine. And I will come for you later. If you choose to lay these burdens down, I will take them. If you choose to carry them a little longer, I will allow you to bear the weight. [03:02:57] Speaker E: I think he does. He does take a moment to understand the process, what is being offered. Because also, I don't know. Even with like, the maker has made the promise so many times, but still, as that last blast came for him, Xavian still so scared of the. That the bloody realm. And also waking up here like, okay, this exists at the moment. This hasn't been destroyed yet. So I think, after he takes a moment, he says, I am. I don't think I'm done yet. I am. I. I promised some people I'd go back if I. If I could. And I still think there's good that can be done in the world. [03:04:24] Speaker C: The hands take your face in each palm again and wipe your eyes once more and again. You can't quite look at it. The face, it's just. It smears in light before you, but it looks in your eyes. And he says, promises are worth keeping. [03:04:40] Speaker E: Thank you for keeping yours. [03:04:43] Speaker C: Always. Don't be afraid, Jake. I'm always with you. That's all he's got. Because lie to you. Even if he'd won today, you'd still be mine. He can't take you from me. [03:05:08] Speaker B: Go. [03:05:10] Speaker C: And don't go away from me. Come closer. Look for me. You'll find me when you look for me. With all your heart. You've never dared to imagine how much I love you. You couldn't earn my love, but I'm still proud of you. [03:05:36] Speaker D: Well done. [03:05:40] Speaker C: I will be with you soon. And as there's a very soft kiss on your forehead, You all watch as some of the last pieces of carbonized flesh fall from Javian's face. And there's just a limp. And Javian wakes up in Ueg's arms, who kind of immediately passes him back to wronggram Javion. You wake up in a crater, the bottom of a crater in the ruined mountaintop in your least favorite place in the world, covered in blood, in charge. Oh, hey. [03:06:24] Speaker E: This is my second time dying here. [03:06:26] Speaker C: And you look around where I died last time at 7, people who look like hell, your allies are all around you. [03:06:38] Speaker E: I just. I think as soon as, like, he realize he's wiggy, like, tears start, he, like, screaming. Could I. For flavor. You know how he's bled? He's, like, cried blood a lot. Could they be, like, golden tears? [03:06:53] Speaker B: Oh, cool. That's so cool. Please see them. [03:07:00] Speaker E: I'm not shiny enough. [03:07:04] Speaker C: So shiny. So sad, so hot. [03:07:11] Speaker D: He's like, get my good angle. [03:07:12] Speaker E: It's like, I hope we got, like, a really good, like, dramatic painting of, like, his body. [03:07:17] Speaker B: Like, all right. [03:07:18] Speaker C: Okay, Renaissance. All right. You're surrounded by your allies. [03:07:22] Speaker A: I think Ron Grimm falls to his knees with shaving in his arms, and he just, like, hugs real close. And he doesn't cry golden tears, but he does cry. [03:07:36] Speaker C: Not quite as shiny, not as quite as shiny, not quite as hot. [03:07:40] Speaker D: I think I crash into you guys, too, like, in a big hug, you, [03:07:44] Speaker E: egg just sits, and I feel it turns into, like, laughter as well. It's like, the relief and seeing that, like, a joker mental step. It just, like. Just, like, looking over, like, okay, there's a lot of shards of black. [03:08:06] Speaker A: He's gone. [03:08:08] Speaker E: No, but I trusted the maker that we won. But still. Nice. Good to see. [03:08:13] Speaker C: And UEG just reclines in exhaustion. Tello kind of leans back against the wall, just fully drops his crossbow. He looks over at Greta. And, like, lulls his head against the rock, just going. [03:08:34] Speaker D: He did her little finger cross, baby. Greta. [03:08:37] Speaker B: Greta, like, she, like, starts to very slowly because her whole body is sore, and she doesn't want to, like, plop on the rocks and, like, herself. [03:08:45] Speaker C: You guys are not well. Things are broken. There's bleeding. [03:08:48] Speaker B: But she, likes, she starts to lower herself slowly to the ground to try and kind of, like, lay down comfortably for a minute. And then, like, her knee or, like, her arms give out and she just falls. But I feel like it's so, like, everything else hurts so much that, like, this is better. Yeah, well, and, like, the hurting of, like, a rock hitting her side feels like it's, like, almost welcome after all of that fire and all of that magical damage. So she just, like, falls down and does the body lays down. [03:09:20] Speaker D: Sorry. Does the body stay in the plane? Like, is he still laying there? [03:09:23] Speaker C: Fragments are everywhere. [03:09:24] Speaker D: Okay. Like, fragments of rock of him. Okay. [03:09:27] Speaker C: Okay. [03:09:28] Speaker D: Sorry. [03:09:29] Speaker C: Millions of pieces are all around. [03:09:32] Speaker B: I feel like we should leave. [03:09:34] Speaker D: I would like to not be here right now. Definitely. [03:09:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I. I think Janice can make us a trebuchet out of the Caldera. [03:09:51] Speaker D: Ron Grimm, you might have killed a guy. But that. My idea might not be as good. [03:09:57] Speaker A: She can make a really big one. [03:10:00] Speaker D: I believe it. A trebuchet would have been really nice earlier. Janice, for the same. Yeah. [03:10:09] Speaker A: I don't know what you were doing, though, but. [03:10:11] Speaker C: But Javan wouldn't have even died if he just brought in a trebuchet. [03:10:15] Speaker B: It was a. [03:10:16] Speaker C: It was in the plans. I don't. [03:10:17] Speaker A: Argument. [03:10:18] Speaker E: I try to make arcane gate work, but two trebuchets would not have. [03:10:22] Speaker A: You know what? [03:10:22] Speaker C: They wouldn't have gone away. [03:10:24] Speaker D: They wouldn't have. [03:10:25] Speaker C: We know what to do next time. [03:10:27] Speaker D: I can teleport us out whenever you guys are ready to start. And she. She casts very. It might be the worst you've ever heard her play, but she cast. Sending to Valak and says. And she's casting it. [03:10:46] Speaker C: She says. [03:10:46] Speaker D: Are. Are you there? Are you alive? Oh, my gosh. Zach, please, Please. Oh, my God. [03:10:57] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [03:10:58] Speaker D: Wow. [03:10:59] Speaker C: 50% chance. Would you like someone else to say? [03:11:01] Speaker B: No. [03:11:03] Speaker A: Odds. Good. [03:11:06] Speaker C: Time for a 17. [03:11:09] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. That would have been horrible. [03:11:14] Speaker C: As you feel a connection. It's fine. [03:11:17] Speaker A: It's fine. [03:11:18] Speaker C: As you feel a connection, there's this voice that goes, Did you go in? [03:11:32] Speaker D: He's gone. [03:11:38] Speaker C: Let's not do that again. And you've never heard a dragon wretch. But it's. It's this, like, sound. [03:11:51] Speaker D: She just says. I think she's so out of it. She just says, good. [03:11:54] Speaker C: And she just severs the connection. Gotcha. [03:11:57] Speaker D: She's just glad that she could hear his voice. And she looks at Janice. [03:12:07] Speaker A: Where are we going? [03:12:10] Speaker C: And Janice, in this moment. [03:12:11] Speaker D: Hey. [03:12:12] Speaker C: You realize there's just. You could go anywhere. [03:12:17] Speaker D: Is there, like, any fragment of, like, horn or anything? [03:12:20] Speaker C: You could find one. [03:12:21] Speaker B: Okay. [03:12:24] Speaker C: Okay, Craig, you, like, technically crawl out of the pit because you're inside of a pit inside of the massive. But you, like. You, like, crawl your way out. And there. I mean, there are. There are fragments bigger than you. There are fragments seven times your size. There are pieces this big. They're all around you. What? [03:12:41] Speaker D: Craig's gonna open a music. [03:12:42] Speaker C: Okay, describe me what's going on with that. [03:12:47] Speaker D: I mean, like, he's gonna. Because he's got dolgots mask. I think he needs the horn. He's gonna get the horn. He's gonna, like, look around, like, a [03:12:55] Speaker C: little piece, a massive piece. [03:12:57] Speaker D: It's like. Like maybe like a little. [03:12:59] Speaker E: Okay. [03:13:00] Speaker C: You find a small shard, and as you. As you reach down. [03:13:04] Speaker D: Not enough to rebuild them up, you [03:13:07] Speaker C: Reach down and you pick up a shard. And as you pick it up, there's just this instant, this flash. [03:13:14] Speaker D: Scared me. [03:13:15] Speaker C: It's like a searing like. And in your mind, for just one second, you can see a far, far realm. [03:13:22] Speaker D: Nope. [03:13:22] Speaker C: Filled with dim blood and shadow. [03:13:24] Speaker D: I throw on the ground. [03:13:25] Speaker C: I'm like, let it fall back down. [03:13:26] Speaker D: Nope. We're gonna set this place on fire. [03:13:29] Speaker C: And it occurs to you, I mean, he's been defeated. He cannot be here. What took him thousands of years to gather the power for has been ruined. The God lives. He is still in his realm. [03:13:40] Speaker D: I hate that. [03:13:41] Speaker C: And so you realize maybe those pieces shouldn't be touched. [03:13:47] Speaker D: Nope. Never does it. Does he have a fundamental? Fundamental? [03:13:51] Speaker A: I. That's what she meant to say. [03:13:54] Speaker C: Does not have a fundamental. [03:13:57] Speaker D: Remember that one time that we had to get one? [03:13:58] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [03:13:59] Speaker A: Anyways, what's the biggest animal I can turn into with Polymorph? [03:14:06] Speaker C: Giant ape. [03:14:06] Speaker A: Is there. [03:14:07] Speaker C: I mean, an orca? Is there something Grab all of my friends. [03:14:12] Speaker D: Oh, I can. I can teleport out. [03:14:14] Speaker C: Well, I can also teleport. [03:14:16] Speaker A: It would be. Oh, I would just try to grab you all out of the caldera and go find a dragon. If no one stops them. [03:14:24] Speaker E: This. [03:14:25] Speaker A: So. [03:14:25] Speaker C: So, okay, Ram, are you using your symbol of Polymorph? [03:14:28] Speaker A: I mean, in a second. I did want to do one thing. I just wanted to look at everyone and I said, we're made for the dance, my friend. We have a great one to do at the end of this. Let me turn into an ape. And [03:14:48] Speaker C: as Roger picks up his. Hey, could you grab your symbol as Wrong? No, no, no. [03:14:52] Speaker A: That one right there. [03:14:53] Speaker D: Yeah. [03:14:53] Speaker C: As Wrong picks up his symbol of Polymorph, he squeezes it and. Janice, maybe you're in the middle of going, well, I have a teleport. And then Wrong Grim explodes. And he's replaced by this, like, 22 foot tall gorilla that's. [03:15:09] Speaker A: He's just. [03:15:09] Speaker C: He's just a quarter of King Kong. [03:15:11] Speaker A: And he just. I like it on all fours. And just. [03:15:17] Speaker C: Now, this is Polymorph, not wild shape. You now have the intellect of a giant gorilla. And I think I could change the music. [03:15:25] Speaker D: Oh, no. [03:15:26] Speaker E: To circus music. [03:15:31] Speaker C: Oh, my goodness. [03:15:33] Speaker E: I think Daniel's just like, what's the silliest thing I could do right now? [03:15:37] Speaker C: So one of you is a really big gorilla. And then the others were talking about a teleport, talking about what's happening, happening with people. We won't go for too much longer. [03:15:43] Speaker D: Oh, can I. An ape? [03:15:47] Speaker C: Cara Inspiration. Avocado. [03:15:54] Speaker D: Thanks. Oh, I can't do that. [03:16:04] Speaker C: All right, so my players are fading fast. I'll take the reins a little bit. [03:16:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [03:16:08] Speaker C: Do you guys let a big ape try to pick you all up and climb out of a massive caldera, or do you guys try to teleport? [03:16:14] Speaker D: I think we should teleport. Where should we teleport to? Vex. Where we were in Bos. Maybe if you done, like, something different, not an ape. [03:16:21] Speaker E: What? [03:16:22] Speaker A: What? [03:16:22] Speaker D: I would have done, like, I don't know, maybe like a. [03:16:27] Speaker C: You can't do that. [03:16:28] Speaker D: That's embarrassing. I done giant eagle. Who do we let, like, know, like, what. [03:16:33] Speaker B: Where are we going? [03:16:34] Speaker D: What should you contact Yana or Tellos Live? [03:16:39] Speaker C: That's so. [03:16:40] Speaker A: Like, try to pick people up. [03:16:42] Speaker E: Okay. You. [03:16:42] Speaker C: You successful? No. You're immense. You're like. You guys are talking. And as you're calmly talking, Grim just lifts Craig up with a hand. And Craig, you're just kicking with your feet. [03:16:55] Speaker D: I was literally almost dead, like, two seconds ago. [03:16:58] Speaker C: And as this is happening and lowering him down under his shoulders. Tello is looking at. At Janice, and he goes, hey, let's. Let's not overthink this. Let's just go somewhere. Not here now. No, that sounds good. They got wine? [03:17:12] Speaker D: No. Yeah, I think you know the circle from. I just have teleport. Are you picking up Greta now? From. I do. [03:17:22] Speaker C: Do you hold on to Grim? [03:17:24] Speaker E: That's where me is. [03:17:24] Speaker D: We. I studied a bunch of I like through my book. No, no, we are. [03:17:31] Speaker C: Okay, so now. So at this point. Well, hold on, hold on. Let's back this up. [03:17:35] Speaker E: Gron. [03:17:36] Speaker C: Grim has successfully collected Craig, who's just reluctantly holding on to the sides of his head and neck. Greta's in a hand. You have run out of back to put people on. Like, there's. Like, there's nothing. So you've got a Greta in a hand, and you've got a Tello. And as you pick up Tello, Tello goes, no, my ribs. [03:17:53] Speaker D: And one Greta in the hand is worth two. [03:17:56] Speaker C: First, I need. I need Grim to give me an intelligence check. And we're just gonna say you have a minus 3 full 14 gran. Grim is your reasoning. One friend, two friend, three friend. [03:18:14] Speaker A: My feet can pick up. [03:18:15] Speaker C: You have your feet, but otherwise you're running out of things. So this is happening, and Telos is being lifted. [03:18:22] Speaker B: Greta's, like, limply squirming, and if you try to put her on her back, she cannot hold on. [03:18:26] Speaker C: Excellent. So he's just holding you both, and he's like standing awkwardly. Janice, you understand the group has elected for Vic. [03:18:33] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah. [03:18:33] Speaker C: You can't feel it, Grunk. [03:18:34] Speaker D: I'll just do it, okay. [03:18:37] Speaker A: Lifting up one of my legs. [03:18:40] Speaker C: A leg is reaching for Ro as Ueg just. Ue just picks Ro up. Gets close enough to Grongrm to make it count. Javion gets close. And then Janice is just like these jabronis. And you put your hand on everyone and the whole party. And as the party disappears, traveling across the world to Velex. We're gonna go ahead and. We're gonna go ahead and end episodes 185 and 2. 58. Question mark. [03:19:16] Speaker A: I don't know. [03:19:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [03:19:19] Speaker C: Of the Accidental Adventures in the Legend of the new ones. [03:19:21] Speaker D: Yeah. Oh, my gosh. [03:19:25] Speaker C: We'll kind of talk out what happened from Vellex, but Mega party, it's been awesome from here. We'll split the groups back up and we'll finish the two campaigns separately and separate epilogue episodes. But in this day, the Hate King, his avatar has been destroyed. The wells are secured, and Yellowbrin is safe. Another day as our campaigns come to an end. Guys, you just won D and D. [03:20:05] Speaker D: Oh, my gosh. For a second there, I was like. Like, we can't. We can't die. This is embarrassing. [03:20:10] Speaker B: So close. [03:20:11] Speaker D: Five years. [03:20:12] Speaker E: I always were there. [03:20:13] Speaker D: That's very bad. Hey, gm, did we level up? [03:20:17] Speaker C: Well, fun guys. Oh, you just killed Sorghum. [03:20:21] Speaker D: Oh, God. What level are we? [03:20:22] Speaker C: You're all level 18. [03:20:24] Speaker B: Wow. [03:20:25] Speaker C: Everybody gains a level. You guys are level 20. As in your level, you get 21. [03:20:28] Speaker A: 21. [03:20:29] Speaker D: 21. [03:20:30] Speaker E: 21. [03:20:31] Speaker C: And heck, yeah, we could talk and talk to our. We're exhausted. We've been here way too long. Everybody's given far more than they should have. [03:20:39] Speaker D: It's been, like 13 hours, right? [03:20:41] Speaker E: Yeah. [03:20:41] Speaker C: Listeners, life's an incredible adventure, and you are an important part of it. [03:20:49] Speaker B: Oh, stop it, Kara. [03:20:52] Speaker C: And we'll see you for one more [03:20:53] Speaker D: each [03:20:57] Speaker B: Skibidi bop and daddy years inside my body.